Crazael
Rehydrated Demon King
- Location
- Lost to the vagaries of time.
Shinji: Gah! I did not need that image in my head, Mom!
Advice and Trust [NGE]
Huh. So Kaworu's a masochist? Who'da thunk it?
EDIT: Ninja'd
EDIT: Ninja'd
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The Englanderish
Schrödinger's Kuudere Kitty Caliph(a)
- Location
- Califat de Chats
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
- Location
- Spain
Yup. Saw this one coming.
Not as much TsundeRei as I expected, though. You people are disappointing me.
Schpoonman
They call me the Bord of Lays
- Location
- United States
Just wait two more Angels, Rei. Then pop him like a balloon.
- Location
- National Capital Region, USA
He's not exactly a masochist, his body just thinks Rei is really attractive when she's angry. This produces a natural reaction. And this makes her angrier. Yay feedback loops!
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
Does this also apply to other Lilium, or is it just Rei?
akrasiel23
A wraith no more
- Location
- Peru
No, I think just Rei, I always had this headcanon that just like Rei has Yui's DNA Kaworu has Gendo's which, in this case, would make this scene far more amusing.Does this also apply to other Lilium, or is it just Rei?
The Englanderish
Schrödinger's Kuudere Kitty Caliph(a)
- Location
- Califat de Chats
I think he just finds Rei really, really hot. Which, given the little thing called the 'forbidden union', actually makes sense.Does this also apply to other Lilium, or is it just Rei?
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Number6
Unrepentant Like Addict
- Location
- The Village, Scotland
@Strypgia, I have rated this section Hugs because that was my first reaction. I would like the official record to reflect my belief that this section is worth at least two Hugs and two Funnies. Bravo.
Oh, and Kaworu likes girls as well now? I know some fangirls who will be most displeased...
Oh, and Kaworu likes girls as well now? I know some fangirls who will be most displeased...
The Englanderish
Schrödinger's Kuudere Kitty Caliph(a)
- Location
- Califat de Chats
Oh no. Someone is bisexual/possibly-heterosexual. The horror. The unbridled horror.~
Rukatin
Malfunctioning NPC at best
- Location
- Land of Confusion
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Run Kaworu run!
*frantic pounding*
Shinji: *Opens door* Yes?
Kaworu: *forces way in* Hide me!
Shinji: W-what? From who? Why?
Kaworu: Rei is very attractive when angry! Telling her this makes her even angrier and even more beautiful!
Shinji: What.
*frantic pounding*
Shinji: *Opens door* Yes?
Kaworu: *forces way in* Hide me!
Shinji: W-what? From who? Why?
Kaworu: Rei is very attractive when angry! Telling her this makes her even angrier and even more beautiful!
Shinji: What.
- Location
- National Capital Region, USA
Thanks. I kind of wish I'd split it up, really. I wanted Asuka's collapse into tears of joy to be the punch, but then the whole scene with Rei and Kaworu popped into my head, and was too much fun not to post too.
Rei: ~pounds on the door~ "I know you're in there, Nagisa! I'm going to feed you your own eyeballs!"
Kaworu: ~biting his lip hard~ "Oh god she's hot..."
Shinji: "No, really, what the fuck?"
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I'll have to agree with you on this one.
Rukatin
Malfunctioning NPC at best
- Location
- Land of Confusion
- Pronouns
- He/Him
*PenPen opens freezer* Wark!
Kaworu: Thank you tiny Penguin! *drives into freezer*
Misato: Penpen! what did I say about installing escape tunnels?
Dragontrapper
Homeless Draconis
- Location
- A Tower in the middle of nowhere
Oh - I was going to make a joke about the irony of the angel of Free Will being into that sort of thing... Oh well.
The best (worst?) part is that if Kaworu starts getting Rei angry on purpose, it doesn't matter if she realizes that since that would just maker her even angrier!
Shinji: "Seriously man - you need help."
The Englanderish
Schrödinger's Kuudere Kitty Caliph(a)
- Location
- Califat de Chats
Okay, how many of you here have read the shadow omake?
Quadhelix
Professional Windmill Hunter
You know, Rei certainly has come a long way from that time Shinji inadvertently stole second base and she didn't slap him until he insulted his father.
[Insert Reference to "Ocular Virginity" Here]
MWKillKenny84
Lurking from the Trauma Switch.
- Location
- Vado Ligure
Quick, someone summon there Gregg "Nobody Dies!" Landsman, we need his with for a joke here!
Hormones, gotta love em.
Rumetheus
My God, it's full of stars!
- Location
- USA
The one thing to override free will, even for the embodiment of free will.
GoukaRyuu
Shadow Cabal Made Man
- Location
- New Jersey
Why would Kaworu have Gendo's DNA? The more likely choice is Keel Lorenz'. It even sets up a good comparison between the two men. Both cloned a being out of the person they love the most as part of the plan to see them reach immortality. Keel loves himself, Gendo loves Yui.
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Lord Sovereign
The Emperor of shitty fanfic
- Location
- England