I just had nearly the entire next scene with Rei and the Rainbow Trout hit me. Writing it down now before it fades any more. This may delay the update, but it will be worth it. Rei has an angry chat with him, and, in his most human moment yet, Kaworu manages to make it worse by being a teenage boy.


Sooo... halfway through verbally tearing a strip off him, she has to interrupt and reclaim his attention with a sigh and a "Eyes up here" line?

Either that or, to quote one Abridged!Alucard, Kaworu verbally and openly admits to preferring Reis' 'angry chats' to be over the phone.

Kaworu: "Also because I don't like to argue with you in person. I get a boner. It's super awkward."
 
All I know is that putting someone in a body-bag before beating him to a pulp, is not considered safe sex.

Even if it is deserved...
 
wait - thats a thread?
Yes.

https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/quotes-without-context.28554/

Allow me to offer you a sample of my own prime shitposts from it:
"Was that your attempt at a British accent, or are you 'aving a stroke?"

"Free thought is a really slippery slope..."
"Yeah, you'll end up with democracy and the idea that slavery is wrong..."

"And now for the pussy!"

"I'll bet you voted for Bush, you bitch!"
 
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I just had nearly the entire next scene with Rei and the Rainbow Trout hit me. Writing it down now before it fades any more. This may delay the update, but it will be worth it. Rei has an angry chat with him, and, in his most human moment yet, Kaworu manages to make it worse by being a teenage boy.
Well, he's only alive because she can't think of a plausible excuse to kill him, so making things worse should not be an easy task.

Welp, that ought to be fun for everyone involved.

For everyone except Kaworu, of course. But who cares about the guy, right? :whistle:
On general principal I don't care, but in this case he gets to a skoosh of sympathy. Everyone should get a chance to apologize for offenses committed in ignorance. Not that they should automatically be forgiven, just that they have a chance make right something that they never realized they had made wrong in the first place.

Speaking from experience, that can describe about half of the stupid things teenage boys do.

I know it can be hard to avoiding looking down a girls top when she is lifting you bodily off of the ground by the throat with one hand as her eyes burn with the fire of her soul and around reality warps under the enraged whims of mankind's Mother-God, but please try to avoid staring, it will only prolong your death.
I had a joke, but nah, it's kinda crass.

IIRC, EVA-02 never berserks. Even in EoE... well, when the battery time is up, it's good-bye. That was no berserk run, I'd say that was "just" fantastically high synchronization.
Granted Evageeks and Evangelion.wikia are virtually verbatim on the subject but they say EVA-02 started to berserk before the Mass Production units voiced their objection to Asuka's continued heroics.

And on that note, why are there even two Eva wikis?
 
Granted Evageeks and Evangelion.wikia are virtually verbatim on the subject but they say EVA-02 started to berserk before the Mass Production units voiced their objection to Asuka's continued heroics.

And on that note, why are there even two Eva wikis?
I'm a fairly casual Eva fan and I still get quite heated about certain opinions about the animated canons. There are a number of people here who are probably only a little more into Eva than I am and get appropriately MORE heated.

Are you really surprised that there's enough people to fill two vast camps, considering the scope of Eva's influence?
 
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