BadRoad
a thousand miles
Kaworu: Wait! Since when is a child of Adam not the boss of his own body?!Kaworu's Body: "AHAHAHAHA fuck you I do what I want! You're not the boss of me!"
Kaworu: Wait! Since when is a child of Adam not the boss of his own body?!Kaworu's Body: "AHAHAHAHA fuck you I do what I want! You're not the boss of me!"
I know it can be hard to avoiding looking down a girls top when she is lifting you bodily off of the ground by the throat with one hand as her eyes burn with the fire of her soul and around reality warps under the enraged whims of mankind's Mother-God, but please try to avoid staring, it will only prolong your death.I just had nearly the entire next scene with Rei and the Rainbow Trout hit me. Writing it down now before it fades any more. This may delay the update, but it will be worth it. Rei has an angry chat with him, and, in his most human moment yet, Kaworu manages to make it worse by being a teenage boy.
I know it can be hard to avoiding looking down a girls top when she is lifting you bodily off of the ground by the throat with one hand as her eyes burn with the fire of her soul and around reality warps under the enraged whims of mankind's Mother-God, but please try to avoid staring, it will only prolong your death.
IIRC, EVA-02 never berserks. Even in EoE... well, when the battery time is up, it's good-bye. That was no berserk run, I'd say that was "just" fantastically high synchronization.That actually makes me wonder why Unit-02 didn't go berserk in canon. Not that it would help much, unless AT Field hax can be deployed in space.
So basically... KAWORU-00 goes berserk, acting without pilot input?Kaworu's Body: "AHAHAHAHA fuck you I do what I want! You're not the boss of me!"
And then his "entry plug" gets "edjected"...So basically... KAWORU-00 goes berserk, acting without pilot input?
Kaworu's Body: "AHAHAHAHA fuck you I do what I want! You're not the boss of me!"
Since that body is at least half-Lilim, fish.Kaworu: Wait! Since when is a child of Adam not the boss of his own body?!
I didn't knew Kaworu was going to be Strypgia's avatar in the story."This is your fault, you… you… stupid Rainbow Trout!" Rei shouted at him.
Rei..."This is your fault, you… you… stupid Rainbow Trout!" Rei shouted at him.
...you need to get some more variety in you insults. Preferably ones that are actually on point.
Lyingly.
I was about to make a joke about using a Rainbow Trout's scientific name, only to find out that it's Oncorhynchus mykiss. She's been asking him to make out with her the entire time!
Strypgia pls.I was about to make a joke about using a Rainbow Trout's scientific name, only to find out that it's Oncorhynchus mykiss. She's been asking him to make out with her the entire time!
Rei: *glares intently*I was about to make a joke about using a Rainbow Trout's scientific name, only to find out that it's Oncorhynchus mykiss. She's been asking him to make out with her the entire time!
GotGame: *Tang's self*
Kaworu: "I am not a trout!" *Beat* "Perhaps a flounder. Maybe a Bass..."
Rei: "You've just ascended into the wrong neighborhood."
So, in their little music band, Rei is going to be a BASS player?