Run Kaworu run!

*frantic pounding*
Shinji: *Opens door* Yes?
Kaworu: *forces way in* Hide me!
Shinji: W-what? From who? Why?
Kaworu: Rei is very attractive when angry! Telling her this makes her even angrier and even more beautiful!

Shinji: ...I actually understand completely. Wow, that says something about my life.
(Later, in a small hidden space under some stairs)
Kaworu: --and her eyes! They don't just glow, they blaze! I should be afraid --I am afraid!-- but instead of running away, I want to get closer. Is this what the saying refers to, "moth to a flame"?
Shinji: Oh, tell me about it. It's not that you like having her angry, but when she is, it's... it's like she's more alive, more her. Get her angry enough, and all the pretenses vanish, all the acting stops, and all you have is pure her. And even though it's so dangerous, you can't look away, because it's so beautiful.
Kaworu: You DO understand! Oh, Shinji-kun! (GLOMP!)
Shinji: ....why do I have this weird feeling of deja vu?
 
thought of something bitter sweet...

Kaworu: Before this occurs, could I perhaps have a hug?
Rei: ... .... no
Kaworu: I see, I understand your reluctance to associate with me.
Rei: *Kisses Kaworu on the cheek* You should of gotten a chance to feel such a bond, more then this and more then a hug.
Kaworu:...I... I see - I suppose I won't get a chance to truly experience the effect though.
Rei: No, I'm afraid not.
Kaworu: Be glad you have what you do, for such bonds I am more then willing to do this. Goodbye... Rei.
Rei: Goodbye Kaworu
*blam*
 
Shinji: ...I actually understand completely. Wow, that says something about my life.
(Later, in a small hidden space under some stairs)
Kaworu: --and her eyes! They don't just glow, they blaze! I should be afraid --I am afraid!-- but instead of running away, I want to get closer. Is this what the saying refers to, "moth to a flame"?
... Kaworu, did you fall for Rei, or Yang Xiao Long?:V
 
.... now picturing Rei dressed as Yang

Asuka is Pyrrha and Shinji is Jaune
And Mari Illustrious Makinami is Nora. :V
He mentioned her eyes glowing, not her hair. Probably not Yang.
Kaworu: Ms Long merely makes the metaphorical literal. Besides, I find blue and red much more aesthetically OH FATHER I CAN"T STOP AND EVEN WORSE I DON'T WANT TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lol:rofl:
 
Note the glowing hair! Also note that I did not touch, plan to touch, or even think about touching Yang's hair, so if she could go all Super Sayian on someone else (where's Junior when you need him?), that'd be great.
Yang: "... 'Kay! Trout-boy it is!"
Kaworu: "I have discovered a new emotion. It is called hat-"*BOOOOOOOOOM*
Yang: "That takes care of that. Now where'd Ruby get to? She got a contract to design weapons for some group looking to save the world..."
 
Yeah, because Asuka certainly needs an Eva-scale Crescent Rose...
Abso-freckin'-lutely she does! And Ruby'd get along great with a prodigy Germanic child soldier with a tsundere attitude. ;)
*bops with newspaper*
Nope.
Oh Land, relax. It's not like Asuka'd be suddenly subjected to enough mental trauma within a single day that she'd shove Shinji away to go face a certain death fight alone or anything. :whistle:
 
Shinji: ...I actually understand completely. Wow, that says something about my life.
(Later, in a small hidden space under some stairs)
Kaworu: --and her eyes! They don't just glow, they blaze! I should be afraid --I am afraid!-- but instead of running away, I want to get closer. Is this what the saying refers to, "moth to a flame"?
Shinji: Oh, tell me about it. It's not that you like having her angry, but when she is, it's... it's like she's more alive, more her. Get her angry enough, and all the pretenses vanish, all the acting stops, and all you have is pure her. And even though it's so dangerous, you can't look away, because it's so beautiful.
Kaworu: You DO understand! Oh, Shinji-kun! (GLOMP!)
Shinji: ....why do I have this weird feeling of deja vu?
(Sometime later, in Misato's apartment.)
Rei:...
Kaworu: Oh, hello Ayanami-san, I was thinking of a way to repay everyone's kindness to myself so I asked Shinji-kun to allow me to cook for your little family.
Rei:...(Walks towards Kaworu).
Kaworu: Eh, Ayanami-sa? OUCH! (Reels from the slap)
Rei: That's for having a brain fish...Still...(Looks away with a small frown on her face)...Thank you Trout.
Kaworu:...'Ohhh, she's sooo, sooo-'Ouch. (Takes a step back from being flickered on the forehead).
Rei: Don't push your luck...also, careful with that soup, it's already boiling.
Kaworu: What? Oh! Right!
[Looking everything through a small hole in Misato's room.]
Shinji: I told you there was potential between them, what do you think Asuka?
Asuka: (A radiant and almost devious smile appears as she makes up her mind) My dearest baka...it looks like we have work to do once more.
 
Abso-freckin'-lutely she does! And Ruby'd get along great with a prodigy Germanic child soldier with a tsundere attitude. ;)

Oh Land, relax. It's not like Asuka'd be suddenly subjected to enough mental trauma within a single day that she'd shove Shinji away to go face a certain death fight alone or anything. :whistle:

Yeah I mean, what are the odds that would hap....

What's that in the sky?



... Oh.
 
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