Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
FTFY.
FTFY.
Yeah, he mentioned 'loving' Shinji and/or Asuka and she slapped him so hard he ricocheted off a tree before stopping; I bet she left fingerprints.
Run Kaworu run!
*frantic pounding*
Shinji: *Opens door* Yes?
Kaworu: *forces way in* Hide me!
Shinji: W-what? From who? Why?
Kaworu: Rei is very attractive when angry! Telling her this makes her even angrier and even more beautiful!
... Kaworu, did you fall for Rei, or Yang Xiao Long?Shinji: ...I actually understand completely. Wow, that says something about my life.
(Later, in a small hidden space under some stairs)
Kaworu: --and her eyes! They don't just glow, they blaze! I should be afraid --I am afraid!-- but instead of running away, I want to get closer. Is this what the saying refers to, "moth to a flame"?
He mentioned her eyes glowing, not her hair. Probably not Yang.
Rei really will break his legs...Kaworu: Ms Long merely makes the metaphorical literal. Besides, I find blue and red much more aesthetically OH FATHER I CAN"T STOP AND EVEN WORSE I DON'T WANT TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Mari Illustrious Makinami is Nora..... now picturing Rei dressed as Yang
Asuka is Pyrrha and Shinji is Jaune
He mentioned her eyes glowing, not her hair. Probably not Yang.
rofl:Kaworu: Ms Long merely makes the metaphorical literal. Besides, I find blue and red much more aesthetically OH FATHER I CAN"T STOP AND EVEN WORSE I DON'T WANT TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Note the glowing hair! Also note that I did not touch, plan to touch, or even think about touching Yang's hair, so if she could go all Super Sayian on someone else (where's Junior when you need him?), that'd be great.
Yang: "... 'Kay! Trout-boy it is!"Note the glowing hair! Also note that I did not touch, plan to touch, or even think about touching Yang's hair, so if she could go all Super Sayian on someone else (where's Junior when you need him?), that'd be great.
Yeah, because Asuka certainly needs an Eva-scale Crescent Rose...Yang: "That takes care of that. Now where'd Ruby get to? She got a contract to design weapons for some group looking to save the world..."
*bops with newspaper*.... now picturing Rei dressed as Yang
Asuka is Pyrrha and Shinji is Jaune
Abso-freckin'-lutely she does! And Ruby'd get along great with a prodigy Germanic child soldier with a tsundere attitude.Yeah, because Asuka certainly needs an Eva-scale Crescent Rose...
Oh Land, relax. It's not like Asuka'd be suddenly subjected to enough mental trauma within a single day that she'd shove Shinji away to go face a certain death fight alone or anything.
(Sometime later, in Misato's apartment.)Shinji: ...I actually understand completely. Wow, that says something about my life.
(Later, in a small hidden space under some stairs)
Kaworu: --and her eyes! They don't just glow, they blaze! I should be afraid --I am afraid!-- but instead of running away, I want to get closer. Is this what the saying refers to, "moth to a flame"?
Shinji: Oh, tell me about it. It's not that you like having her angry, but when she is, it's... it's like she's more alive, more her. Get her angry enough, and all the pretenses vanish, all the acting stops, and all you have is pure her. And even though it's so dangerous, you can't look away, because it's so beautiful.
Kaworu: You DO understand! Oh, Shinji-kun! (GLOMP!)
Shinji: ....why do I have this weird feeling of deja vu?
To be fair, she's almost been burned to death once already.Oh Land, relax. It's not like Asuka'd be suddenly subjected to enough mental trauma within a single day that she'd shove Shinji away to go face a certain death fight alone or anything.
Abso-freckin'-lutely she does! And Ruby'd get along great with a prodigy Germanic child soldier with a tsundere attitude.
Oh Land, relax. It's not like Asuka'd be suddenly subjected to enough mental trauma within a single day that she'd shove Shinji away to go face a certain death fight alone or anything.
That only counts if Armisael appears within hours of Arael being beaten.Yeah I mean, what are the odds that would hap....
What's that in the sky?
... Oh.
Never bet against 'It Gets Worse' in an Evangelion universe.That only counts if Armisael appears within hours of Arael being beaten.
This is a WAFF story. It may get worse, but the ending will always be some flavor of happy. I think my money'll be safe and sound.Never bet against 'It Gets Worse' in an Evangelion universe.
You'll lose money every time.
This is a WAFF story. It may get worse, but the ending will always be some flavor of happy. I think my money'll be safe and sound.