This whole discussion was perfect but this one has to take the cake. Though once the UN finds out Misato's cooking might actually get banned by the Geneva Convention for real. And when Misato finds out... Kaji's gonna be a dead man walking.
"Oi Misato?" Ritsuko peeked over the white paper she was glancing at. "You had a look at the updated Geneva Conventions?"
"Why are you reading the
Geneva Conventions?"
"So we know what our pilots
can't do when facing an enemy."
"I thought we were
exempt from the Geneva Conventions."
"You'd think, but apparently enemy Kaiju and Evangelion are allowed humanitarian treatment as well." She shrugged. "Of course, this all falls flat when you're actually in
battle."
"And when half the city is flooded in Kaiju blood." Misato shook herself out of the distraction. "What was it about the updated Geneva Conventions?"
A furrowed brow appeared behind the scientist's glasses. "See for yourself." As she passed it over.
It took Misato about 20 seconds to realise
what this update was for. "IT'S NOT
THAT BAD!"
"
They certainly think otherwise." Flatly retorted Ritsuko, turning back to her terminal to distance herself from the forthcoming events.
"How would they even
know about that? The
only person I've been cooking for recently was
Kaji and-"
If Misato's mind was a song, right now it would be the opening to
Death Grips' 'You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it's your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat'. "I need to have a
discussion with my soon to be
deceased partner."
"You'll be catering?"
A
massive stinkeye was aimed towards Ritsuko before Misato left her office.
~
Kaji was busy tending to his watermelons when he felt a
rattle down his spine. "Well, I suppose Siberia
is okay this time of year after all." As he made a beeline for his Australian import.
A good thing he wasn't
in said Australian import, his car breaking down like any good General Motors vehicle would. Though in the car's defence, it was due to Unit-00
crushing it. "Misato would like a word with you, Kaji."
"How much do I have to bribe you to kill me now?"
As daintily as an Evangelion can, Unit-00 picked up Kaji. "Unfortunately, I am not as easily swayed." A brief pause, before she started walking back. "You would not happen to have a spare Holden? Asuka called dibs on the one I just crushed, and I would not want to disappoint her."
"I get out of this alive, Misato will probably
force me to import several
thousand of them as penance."
"Might want to suggest such a thing to
Misato herself." She warned. "Though if you
do get out of this alive, can I get mine in blue?"
~
And that's how the Holden Commodore and Holden Ute became the NERV company car 
This is totally what happens in Chronicles 
