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Comedy Omake #165 - Chronicles; HACK THE UNIVERSE
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    • waito_x said:
    My hope is Chronicles begins using A&T as base of operations, and starts hacking into the other fanfics present here.
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    They barely even know how the fics are getting to their universe, I think actually travelling outside the universe is a ways away in the future :V
    Not to mention A&T would still be a ways away in terms of covering as well, I would think.

    Oh well, there's always the occasional omake I do here for that kinda thing :V

    "So run that by me one more time? How this 'virus' got to our world and almost destroyed Tokyo-3?"

    "Well..." Kaworu began.
    ~

    Kaworu and Asuka had a pile of terminals connected straight to Eliza, a whole slew of electrodes connected to various points like she was undergoing acupuncture. "This is not as degrading as I thought it would be."

    "Helps you agreed to this, Eliza." As Asuka began typing. "So you're sure this will work, Kaworu?"

    "Yes, I've done it before." He quelled. "The collective memetic potential of the internet has a profound metaphysical impact on the universe at large, so much so that it extends beyond the universe. Using a metaphysical bridge, one can tunnel through to any other universe's internet and find whatever they want. Eliza just so happens to be a perfect bridge; being both metaphysically gifted and a computer."

    "And we're using this for piracy."

    "I doubt vendors will accept currency coming from another universe."

    Asuka shrugged. "Fair enough."

    "You guys sure have your priorities. This isn't gonna be painful or anything, is it?"

    "It shouldn't be, though you might get your mind flooded with this alternet."

    "Gee, you sound hopeful." She muttered. "Ready to tunnel."

    Kaworu and Asuka began rapid fire typing on their myriad terminals. "Linking to Sphere-1922... tunnel open."

    "Why is there so much porn of you guys?!"

    Ignoring the complaints of the Unix system, they got to downloading. "Acquiring file... and done."

    The link closed, Eliza panting. "Well that's going in /dev/null."

    "So did we get it?"

    "Checking now..." Before she furrowed her brow. "Ah. So that's how it is."

    "What's wrong, Eliza?"

    "You know how you can have hidden file extensions?"

    "It's a virus, isn't it."

    "Yep."

    All of a sudden, Eliza turned into a gargantuan monster, the virus taking hold rather quickly.

    "Well, we're never gonna hear the end of this." Asuka flatly remarked.
    ~

    An exasperated Ritsuko simply held her head in her hands. "And what were you wanting to download, anyway?"

    "Rei wanted to see if there was any more prequels to Star Wars."

    Ritsuko simply twitched an eye.

    The tube they were standing by beeped like a microwave, a newly formed Eliza flopping out a few seconds after. "...Note to self, install a virus scanner." She mumbled, picking herself up from the ground. "And disable file extension hiding."

    "And maybe don't try to pirate things from other universes? Maybe?" Ritsuko suggested.

    The trio looked between one another.

    "Nah."
    "Nah."
    "Nah." Before they all ran off. "Let's try that again!"

    Ritsuko simply gave a thousand yard stare as they ran for the elevators. "It's that Megas show. I swear to the Gods it was that damn show!"
    ~
    Eh, close enough to hacking into other fanfics :V
     
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    • BG_Character_592 said:
    Using a metaphysical bridge, one can tunnel through to any other universe's internet and find whatever they want. Eliza just so happens to be a perfect bridge; being both metaphysically gifted and a computer."
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    Just be sure you know where you're tunneling to. The dangers of accidentally linking to a universe where the works of Junji Ito are real aside, you wouldn't want to make your arrival point somewhere unfavorable by accident.
    If their first experience of our internet ended up being 4chan, we'd never hear the end of it. :p

    BG_Character_592 said:
    Kaworu and Asuka began rapid fire typing on their myriad terminals. "Linking to Sphere-1922... tunnel open."
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    Hey, I recognize that number. :p
    Seriously, though, going to have a few new numbers and sections to publish once the PilOT4 get back to Tokyo-3 and tell Ritsuko about all these works they've found.

    BG_Character_592 said:
    Ritsuko simply gave a thousand yard stare as they ran for the elevators. "It's that Megas show. I swear to the Gods it was that damn show!"
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    Bit of that, bit of Gurren Lagann, probably. Mix in a sprinkling of MFE, for good measure. You get something dangerous and fascinating in equal measure that probably shouldn't be pulsing and glowing like tha--
     
    BG_Character_592 said:
    They barely even know how the fics are getting to their universe, I think actually travelling outside the universe is a ways away in the future :V
    Not to mention A&T would still be a ways away in terms of covering as well, I would think.

    Oh well, there's always the occasional omake I do here for that kinda thing :V

    "So run that by me one more time? How this 'virus' got to our world and almost destroyed Tokyo-3?"

    "Well..." Kaworu began.
    ~

    Kaworu and Asuka had a pile of terminals connected straight to Eliza, a whole slew of electrodes connected to various points like she was undergoing acupuncture. "This is not as degrading as I thought it would be."

    "Helps you agreed to this, Eliza." As Asuka began typing. "So you're sure this will work, Kaworu?"

    "Yes, I've done it before." He quelled. "The collective memetic potential of the internet has a profound metaphysical impact on the universe at large, so much so that it extends beyond the universe. Using a metaphysical bridge, one can tunnel through to any other universe's internet and find whatever they want. Eliza just so happens to be a perfect bridge; being both metaphysically gifted and a computer."

    "And we're using this for piracy."

    "I doubt vendors will accept currency coming from another universe."

    Asuka shrugged. "Fair enough."

    "You guys sure have your priorities. This isn't gonna be painful or anything, is it?"

    "It shouldn't be, though you might get your mind flooded with this alternet."

    "Gee, you sound hopeful." She muttered. "Ready to tunnel."

    Kaworu and Asuka began rapid fire typing on their myriad terminals. "Linking to Sphere-1922... tunnel open."

    "Why is there so much porn of you guys?!"

    Ignoring the complaints of the Unix system, they got to downloading. "Acquiring file... and done."

    The link closed, Eliza panting. "Well that's going in /dev/null."

    "So did we get it?"

    "Checking now..." Before she furrowed her brow. "Ah. So that's how it is."

    "What's wrong, Eliza?"

    "You know how you can have hidden file extensions?"

    "It's a virus, isn't it."

    "Yep."

    All of a sudden, Eliza turned into a gargantuan monster, the virus taking hold rather quickly.

    "Well, we're never gonna hear the end of this." Asuka flatly remarked.
    ~

    An exasperated Ritsuko simply held her head in her hands. "And what were you wanting to download, anyway?"

    "Rei wanted to see if there was any more prequels to Star Wars."

    Ritsuko simply twitched an eye.

    The tube they were standing by beeped like a microwave, a newly formed Eliza flopping out a few seconds after. "...Note to self, install a virus scanner." She mumbled, picking herself up from the ground. "And disable file extension hiding."

    "And maybe don't try to pirate things from other universes? Maybe?" Ritsuko suggested.

    The trio looked between one another.

    "Nah."
    "Nah."
    "Nah." Before they all ran off. "Let's try that again!"

    Ritsuko simply gave a thousand yard stare as they ran for the elevators. "It's that Megas show. I swear to the Gods it was that damn show!"
    ~
    Eh, close enough to hacking into other fanfics :V
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    Honestly, they're rather lucky. They could've ended up with a far worse outcome.

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    Ritsuko glared at the two pilots, the intensity causing both to sweat and be nervous. Considering one was an Angel, that was admittedly impressive.

    Ritsuko: What exactly happened here?

    Silence has been broken and its straight to the point.

    Asuka: We went to a video site call Viewtube...

    Kaworu:Youtube.

    Asuka: ...whatever. We went to that site to find any info about ourselves, and Eilza said she saw something interesting.

    Kaworu: When we asked her to show us what it was, instead of showing us on the terminal there she...well...

    Eliza:

    Ritsuko: How long has she been like this?

    Kaworu: 2 hours and 3 minutes. We surmise she'll be back to normal when the video ends.

    Ritsuko: When is that?

    Kaworu: according to this terminal... its a 10 hour video.
     
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    Notspecialdude said:
    Kaworu: according to this terminal... its a 10 hour video.
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    Meanwhile in the ANIMA verse:

    Rei Cinq in space: "Unbelievable, that's longer than one of my naps."

    Rei-III on the surface: "That used to be how long crew rotations held in the Hakone Caldera."

    Rei Cinq: "… what became of that?"

    Rei-III: "The JSDF or somebody cut our operating budget. Someone was using the base Internet to watch nothing but Toho & Nitori playlists for a minimum 9 hours, and during peak satellite uplink periods we would lose most of the signal strength."

    Rei Six: "So that is how sis fell out of the sky?"

    Rei-III and Ritsuko: "It was absolutely appalling."
     
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    A thought occured to me. If Kihl gets sentenced to death and the it is death by electric chair, I wonder how that would go with all the cybernetics in Kihl?
     
    Vajrei said:
    A thought occured to me. If Kihl gets sentenced to death and the it is death by electric chair, I wonder how that would go with all the cybernetics in Kihl?
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    As morbid as it is to think about that, all his cybernetics would probably short out or overload, making the whole process even more agonisingly painful than it would be already.

    That said, after all he's done, as equally dark a thought as it is, no-one would really bat an eyelid at this.
     
    Vajrei said:
    A thought occured to me. If Kihl gets sentenced to death and the it is death by electric chair, I wonder how that would go with all the cybernetics in Kihl?
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    Well to be honest I don't want to spoil too much about the biggest baddies this close to the 4th quarter story wise. Why not pen together a dialogue between Key&Peele SEELE boss and the injunction panel supervising the death row proceedings, and have ppl offer their opinions? It could resemble something from early 2000s X-Men movies.
     
    marcoasalazarm said:
    Seen a few mangas where she does the pose. The issue is obviously that no anime did it.

    So we don't really know which voice actress would do it best.
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    If it's something you want to work out, find out what other characters each VA has voiced. Then, see if any of those characters sound kind of like their take on Asuka. Finally, find out if any of those characters have done the laugh at any point and, if there's multiple results for the same or multiple VAs, compare them.

    Might be a bit of an extreme long shot and a time waster, but it's a place to start if you're really that interested in both how Asuka would sound doing the laugh and which VA could best pull it off.
     
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    brer rabbit said:
    Here's another anime pick for Chronicles... Monster.

    Johan Liebert is going to give the cast a loooooot of nightmares.:o
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    Monster would already exist in their world. That series began releasing in japan in 1994. It wouldn't be finished though as the 10th manga volume was released in October of 1998, well after SI. Thus in the chronicles world, they'd only have the first 9 manga books out of the total 18. The story was quite literally cut in half.
     
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