How would that solve the problem of the growing cultural disconect?
By placing a Marcher in the house of power, you neatly address their concerns about not having influence in the decision making process. For one reason.

Another it encourages flow of culture. If the King can take a Marcher wife, then why couldn't a young Marcher Man take a Southern wife? Culture exchange in the Bedroom! *jazz hands*

I'd think of other reasons but I'm taking a nap soon and can't think of any more.
 
We'd probably slowly shift to hereditary in that case, probably a variant of the Tanistry system I've brought up in the past. While not ideal, this isn't the end of the world for us and we can work around it.
And that's an extreme reason of what might happen. Not one I actively considered but hey not too bad.

Another reason is that it shows to the Marcher commoners who think "Filthy Southerners think they are better than us" (throwing hypotheticals here) that the Southerners are actually not stuck up and interested in what the March has to offer. I mean if the King is doing it the other guys want to have a piece of Marcher ladies right? Like I said this can be easily turned around into "Hrmmm maybe I could get a Southern Wife?".

Yes I get lewd when it's late, sue me. I'm like @Omegahugger in that regard.
 
And that's an extreme reason of what might happen. Not one I actively considered but hey not too bad.

Another reason is that it shows to the Marcher commoners who think "Filthy Southerners think they are better than us" (throwing hypotheticals here) that the Southerners are actually not stuck up and interested in what the March has to offer. I mean if the King is doing it the other guys want to have a piece of Marcher ladies right? Like I said this can be easily turned around into "Hrmmm maybe I could get a Southern Wife?".

Yes I get lewd when it's late, sue me. I'm like @Omegahugger in that regard.


Only the divine grace of heredity, our lady of eternal aristocracy can cleanse you of your nightly perversions! Repent! embrace the Holy Light of nobility and let your soul be free brother!
 
Only the divine grace of heredity, our lady of eternal aristocracy can cleanse you of your nightly perversions! Repent! embrace the Holy Light of nobility and let your soul be free brother!
*HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Lewd-chanhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Lewd is love. Lewd is life!



Lewd all the way.

Adhoc vote count started by BungieONI on May 14, 2017 at 4:45 AM, finished with 33263 posts and 105 votes.
 
[X] Send an envoy to request the Thunder Speakers rein in youths (-2 Diplomacy, chance of TS king actually complying, small chance of triggering war)
[X] Remain quiet (Next king is probably standard)
 
*HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Lewd-chanhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Lewd is love. Lewd is life!



Lewd all the way.


False prophet! Deciever of the flock! Your chants will not entice me! Your Gods of flesh and ecstacy have no hold on me!
Flesh is weak, obligation is strong!
Begone you deamon! I cast you back to the dark pits of kawaii of which you spawned!
 
False prophet! Deciever of the flock! Your chants will not entice me! Your Gods of flesh and ecstacy have no hold on me!
Flesh is weak, obligation is strong!
Begone you deamon! I cast you back to the dark pits of kawaii of which you spawned!




Foolish Spirit

I have indeed partaken of the Font of Kawaii!

Hyaah

I know of Him.

The Chart

And He is Datcord

Let me tell you the Truth!


@Datcord knows the Chart. Datcord is the Chart. Datcord is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all Ships are one in Datcord. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's cute damsels, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread.

Taste the power of Slaanesh!


 
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Foolish Spirit

I have indeed partaken of the Font of Kawaii!

Hyaah

I know of Him.

The Chart

And He is Datcord

Let me tell you the Truth!


@Datcord knows the Chart. Datcord is the Chart. Datcord is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all Ships are one in Datcord. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's cute damsels, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread.

Taste the power of Slaanesh!





The God Emperor curtailed your Gods for over ten Mellinia, and for ten more he will do so.
And by the grace of our lady we will cleanse the Galaxy of the spawn of kawaii.
The lisps will be corrected the high pitched voices fixed. The colours of hair and eyes brought back into propriety, the antics purged and the shipping stopped. People will choose thier own partners , they are not slaves to the whims of insatiable spirits and deamons.

The era of kawaii will end. The tsundre will end. The shipping will end. It is the prophecy of Sh'i't L'Ord.
 
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[X] Send an envoy to request the Thunder Speakers rein in youths (-2 Diplomacy, chance of TS king actually complying, small chance of triggering war)
[X] Remain quiet (Next king is probably standard)
 
And before someone spews some bs about Magwyna raising her son better- she sure as hell didn't raise him to fucking cuckold her and he did that. The fact is, we're letting a hero unit who's character is under some question seize power when he theoretically has all the tools he needs to ensure his family retains power.

Fuck. That.
Yeah no your argument is purely baseless because of one fact MAGWYNA. IS. STRAIGHT. and that includes the women she married the fact that you want those women to be faithful to what is essentialy a farce makes you more of an asshole than Magwynna's son.
 
The God Emperor curtailed your Gods for over ten Mellinia, and for ten more he will do so.
And by the grace of our lady we will cleanse the Galaxy of the spawn of kawaii.
The lisps will be corrected the high pitched voices fixed. The colours of hair and eyes brought back into propriety, the antics purged and the shipping stopped. People will choose thier own partners , they are not slaves to the whims of insatiable spirits and deamons.

The era of kawaii will end. The tsundre will end. The shipping will end. It is the prophecy of Sh'i't L'Ord.
*Whoosh*



I can taste you getting weaker~

Your god is a corpse. Sitting on the Accursed Golden Commode.

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Do you not know?

Heeeheheheheheheeeeeheheeee

We took her from you millennia ago. She is our
Puppet. The Marionette is our most useful servant

Does she not ship with the Corpse God you follow? That is what she told me~

Lisps are adorable and when coupled with high pitched voices are the holiest choir.

They are not slaves, except to the desires of their selves spread across the Multiverse. They did it to themselves!



Giggle

Alllll antics of !!FUN!! and shipping are to be had. How else would the Mighty Armok have gained such a following? His Forts are dens of Ships!

The dung master will be cleansed with the power of
FOOF blessed by the Love of All Sailed Ships.
 
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*Whoosh*



I can taste you getting weaker~

Your god is a corpse. Sitting on the Accursed Golden Commode.

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Do you not know?

Heeeheheheheheheeeeeheheeee

We took her from you millennia ago. She is our
Puppet. The Marionette is our most useful servant

Does she not ship with the Corpse God you follow? That is what she told me~

Lisps are adorable and when coupled with high pitched voices are the holiest choir.

They are not slaves, except to the desires of their selves spread across the Multiverse. They did it to themselves!



Giggle

Alllll antics of !!FUN!! and shipping are to be had. How else would the Mighty Armok have gained such a following? His Forts are dens of Ships!

The dung master will be cleansed with the power of
FOOF blessed by the Love of All Sailed Ships.

To lie and decieve is the nature of your mesbegotten kind. The Holy light of the lady is poison to your kind. We will not give in to your honeyed temptations, hatred is our shield, and zeal our weapon.
With faith hotter than your waifu we will persevere!
 
To lie and decieve is the nature of your mesbegotten kind. The Holy light of the lady is poison to your kind. We will not give in to your honeyed temptations, hatred is our shield, and zeal our weapon.
With faith hotter than your waifu we will persevere!

[color= orange]

Bah

Your futile spells and flickering faith[/color] [color= green] bore[/color] [color= orange] me [/color]

[color= magenta]
Foolish Spirit
[/color]

[color= red] My love for my waifu's burns with the adorable explosive combination of the Holy FOOF and ClF3

Burn.
[/color]
 
[X] Send an envoy to request the Thunder Speakers rein in youths (-2 Diplomacy, chance of TS king actually complying, small chance of triggering war)
[X] Support son (Chance of -1 Legitimacy, heir becomes Yehlmyn [Mediocre Martial, Good Diplomacy, Heroic Admin])
 
Yeah no your argument is purely baseless because of one fact MAGWYNA. IS. STRAIGHT. and that includes the women she married the fact that you want those women to be faithful to what is essentialy a farce makes you more of an asshole than Magwynna's son.
Actually we do not know any of the characters in question's sexualities.

Yes, Magwyna did not want to marry a bunch of ladies for a wild night of orgies, but since she didn't want to do that with men either. All that means is that she's monogamous, not that she's strictly heterosexual. And we do know that, when pressed about it, she chose to bang one of her wives rather than use her Heroic Diplomacy to try and talk her way out of it.

The same can be said for the women sent here. While we can probably assume that they had no choice in the matter, at least some of the marriage requests were aimed at Magwyna in particular. It is, in fact, fully possible for a far-off chief to hear through traders that the Ymaryn have respected posts and places for people who want to lay with their own gender (and that according to myth their women impregnate each other, somehow), and use that to try and get an arrangement for his oversouled daughter that she might appreciate more. If he could obtain a marriage allegiance, fulfill his familial obligations and at the same time hopefully secure his otherwise doomed daughter's happiness in one swoop, he'd jump at that chance.

Sure, we know that the girls who slept with Yehlmin are at least interested in guys (unless he partakes in some particularly unchiefly behaivours) and really complaining about the son cuckolding some mutually loveless marriages is stupid, especially since the 'husband' both knows about it and doesn't complain in the slightest. But that doesn't mean we can just assume all of the ladies are straight, given our rather limited amount of information in the area.
 
Actually we do not know any of the characters in question's sexualities.

Yes, Magwyna did not want to marry a bunch of ladies for a wild night of orgies, but since she didn't want to do that with men either. All that means is that she's monogamous, not that she's strictly heterosexual. And we do know that, when pressed about it, she chose to bang one of her wives rather than use her Heroic Diplomacy to try and talk her way out of it.

The same can be said for the women sent here. While we can probably assume that they had no choice in the matter, at least some of the marriage requests were aimed at Magwyna in particular. It is, in fact, fully possible for a far-off chief to hear through traders that the Ymaryn have respected posts and places for people who want to lay with their own gender (and that according to myth their women impregnate each other, somehow), and use that to try and get an arrangement for his oversouled daughter that she might appreciate more. If he could obtain a marriage allegiance, fulfill his familial obligations and at the same time hopefully secure his otherwise doomed daughter's happiness in one swoop, he'd jump at that chance.

Sure, we know that the girls who slept with Yehlmin are at least interested in guys (unless he partakes in some particularly unchiefly behaivours) and really complaining about the son cuckolding some mutually loveless marriages is stupid, especially since the 'husband' both knows about it and doesn't complain in the slightest. But that doesn't mean we can just assume all of the ladies are straight, given our rather limited amount of information in the area.
I think the best bet is just to assume one thing:

If you are a human, the Ymaryn will sleep with you.

It brings far more giggles to think of it this way.
 
Actually this is never stated and it's implied she never touched them
He was also somewhat amused when one of the delegates was told that Magwyna would be marrying their chief's daughter and the man demanded proof of consummation. He probably hadn't expected his demand to be accepted... although from Magwyna's face after she probably had been put into a rather uncomfortable spot with that, and he did have to consider how he might have felt had someone demand that he bed another man in front of them to prove something.
I don't see how "the demand was accepted" can be read any other way, especially given that Atty then wonders how he'd feel about bedding a man in public.
 
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