The OP notes "Shikigami-sensei," which I would assume is our jounin instructor.
I missed that, but that doesn't necessarily mean he was our actual jounin-sensei. I know it's a common convention in fanfiction, and it might be in canon as well, for genin refer to all jounin-sensei as '-sensei.' IIRC, I think eaglejarl tends towards the more formal use of honorifics as well.
Rather than leveling sealcraft ourselves (it has a massive cost), which would severely impair our survivability, we should endeavour to team up with someone who can benefit from our mass-production in exchange for use of their seals and custom seals developed to buff us.
Specialization and comparative advantage, motherfuckers!
 
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I missed that, but that doesn't necessarily mean he was our actual jounin-sensei. I know it's a common convention in fanfiction, and it might be in canon as well, for genin refer to all jounin-sensei as '-sensei.'

Eh, Occam's razor implies that he's just our sensei, especially given the familiar tone in the text, but a genin that refers to jounin as 'sensei' likely built that habit by having one himself, especially a highly capable genin like ours. Unless we have reason to believe we don't have a jounin-sensei. If you have OOC knowledge to that effect, it'd be helpful!

That does seem to be the implication. I'm not sure which is creepier: Hazou using the same natural and seemingly wholesome smile every single time or standing around in front of a mirror practicing endlessly until he's got a whole selection.

[X] Kurosawa Hazou
[X] Male

Even better, using the genuine smile as a model to guide development of future versions. If you can repeat a successful action, you can break down what made it successful and theorycraft improvements, which can be empirically validated quickly with our bloodline, and encoded just as quickly once a viable breakthrough is confirmed.
 
[X] Kurosawa Hazou
[X] Male

Really nice backstory snippet, @Rihaku---its implications for the Iron Nerve Bloodline Limit are both interesting and disturbing.

Maybe we should start thinking about how this ability could be countered so that we're not caught unawares? One possibility is that an enemy leads us to believe we'll be facing a certain scenario, we train for that scenario, but then some crucial element of the environment is changed so that our triggered action no longer unfolds flawlessly. E.g. in the backstory snippet if the other character had arranged to have the furnace temperature lowered then we wouldn't have made the jump. Similarly, one of the other ninja in our group could sabotage one of the routes we've just advertised to everyone.* So perhaps it would be wise to keep the details of our ability on the down low.

*Though I am aware that this part is not yet canon
 
I don't know how much I'll be able to participate, but @Rihaku makes a compelling case (and a hive mind name will have everyone asking if the protagonist is related to the Aburame, though I guess there's a benefit to having your enemies get the wrong idea about your powerset).

[X] Kurosawa Hazou
[X] Male

Since the discussion has shifted to unusual applications of the Blood Limit, I propose that we also start a list of

Things Hazou is no Longer Allowed to Do with his Blood Limit
  1. Calling it "Gutenberg no Jutsu".​
  2. Reciting I am the very model of a modern ANBU General at full speed with perfect diction in the middle of taijutsu combat.​
  3. Moonwalking everywhere, though we acknowledge the technique's potential in misdirecting the enemy in a combat situation.​
    1. Other funny walks are right out.​
    2. Your Alternative Locomotion Lifestyles campaign is hereby banned. Yes, this is censorship. This is not a democracy.​
  4. The plan to raise funds for the village by working as a street mime is hereby vetoed.​
    1. Ditto the living statue plan.​
    2. Robot is right out.​
  5. Writing "Nebules eunt domus!" on the tents hundreds of times.​
    1. Correcting it to "Nebuli ite domum!" is not the point.​
Not very happy with some of these, but it's a start.
 
6. Being told by a superior officer to "follow me" does not mean "exactly replicate every step and action I take."
  1. This does not constitute permission to ignore orders because they "required exact replication."
  2. "Simon Says" is not a valid form of order identification.
 
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The jokes are rolling in and we don't even fully exist yet. This is going to be a good game with all these creative individuals, I can tell.
 
Not sure why this would be relevant.
Mostly just a quick way of checking that the story of canon lines up in the broad strokes. If there are some Kages that were different from what we expected or entirely new it would uncover areas where we should check our assumptions and double-check where our meta-knowledge differs from in-universe facts.
 
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Also, I want to make this perfectly clear: we decided the backstories of Leaf and Mist before you guys voted for them, so we are not intentionally fucking with you. That said, you picked one of the harder combos. You are in for some shit. I was expecting something like from Snow hiding in Hot Water.
Actually, "snow in hot water" seems like an excellent description of the current situation.

Some more questions, somewhat relevant to this:
1) Is the sharingan as stupidly overpowered here as in the series? And is it as easily transplanted? (he asked, for no particular reason)
You know very little about the Sharingan, but it's a rational world and the Uchiha don't rule it, which leads to certain assumptions. You've been taught that working Bloodline Limit transplants are medically impossible, and the discovery that Leaf had somehow managed to give one of its non-Uchiha jōnin the Sharingan led to a brief panic across the shinobi world. However, nowhere - including Leaf - has ever performed another successful transplant that you know of.
2) Is the rinnegan a thing? What about Kaguya?
You've never heard of either. However, the further back one goes in Naruto history, the stupider things get, and this is a rational world.
3) Is Akatsuki a thing?
Yes.
4) What is known about the tailed beasts? Is the juubi a thing?
You know that the Tailed Beasts exist and there are nine of them. They are terrifying, rampaging monsters of vast destructive ability, but can be sealed inside people to stop them killing everyone and to give the host great power. Your former Kage has one inside him. There are many speculations about what it means to have a monster sealed inside you, and they are all highly disturbing, but you have no hard info. The word "Jūbi" means nothing to you.
5) What are the relations between the countries of the elemental nations?
Invariably tense, but with no sense of a war in the near future. The other Kage, of course, only serve their own interests and can't be trusted as far as you can throw them, but broadly speaking everyone seems to be working to preserve the status quo. The civilian world seems relatively calm as well. Efforts exist to promote trade and diplomacy, and they are chipping away at ancient traditions of suspicion and hostility.
6) Who are their best known kages?
In historical terms? Leaf's Senju Hashirama, Cloud's A, Sand's Third Kazekage (whose name you don't remember), Rock's Mū and Mist's Sengetsu Hōzuki.
7) Who are current kages?
Leaf's Sarutobi Hiruzen, Cloud's A, Sand's Rasa, Rock's Ōnoki and Mist's Yagura.
8) Who are their best known ninjas and what do we know about them?
You still have your old Mist Bingo Book, which tells you the following:
Leaf has Kakashi the Copy Ninja, who mysteriously possesses the Sharingan despite not being from the Uchiha Clan, and has access to its full power. He is said to know a thousand techniques, and learn more with every enemy he defeats.
Cloud has Darui of the Storm, a master of the Lightning Element with the bizarre and devastating Storm Element Bloodline Limit.
Sand has Mishima Yuri, a Wind Element user on whom little information is available because her powers of stealth combined with her one-hit-kill ninjutsu mean she virtually never leaves survivors. (OC because canon is badly lacking in badass Sand jōnin)
Rock has Han the Steam-Powered, an unstoppable titan whose vast taijutsu skills are augmented by power armour fuelled by the Five-Tails inside him.
Mist has all too many badass ninja, but the best (for you, now the worst) is probably Terumi Mei, who has both the Lava Element and the Boil Element Bloodline Limits, as well as legendary mastery of the Water Element.
9) Did Hashirama Senju found the village-system? Did Uchiha Madara defect, very publically?
Yes to both.
10) Am I mixing my in-character questions and OOC-questions too much here? Will we still get answers OOC if we don't know something IC?
Mostly, you'll be getting IC answers. OOC knowledge will be correct more often than not, but when it's wrong it could get you killed, so check rather than making assumptions.
11) Is Tobi a good boy?
You don't know, but there are very few good boys in the Narutoverse. So probabilistically, probably not.
Relevant question: how are we all still alive?

It's been 3 weeks, we're a squad of 27 (mostly incompetent Genin) hiding from one of the most powerful Hidden Villages on the continent...in the home of probably the most powerful Hidden Village on the continent.

How have no Hunter-nin or ANBU found us yet? Are our Jonin that good at hiding our tracks?
You spent most of the three weeks making distance between yourself and Mist, and you haven't spent enough time in the Fire Country to give Leaf a chance to detect you yet. Or so you hope.
 

Repay in Kind


It was the day of the bet, and Hazou intended to collect. He rocked on his toes, back and forth across the precipice, keeping his balance on the building ledge. It was a movement he'd performed one thousand, four hundred and sixty-four times before. Below sprawled his home, the Village Hidden in the Mist, and this muggy morning it lived up to its name. The morning sun was an orb of white fire, wreathed in shawls of fog, and from it broad tendrils of mist crawled across the landscape. It was the same mist that swept in every day, regular as the tides, enveloping and enshrouding, permeating every cranny. A hug, his mother called it, that the sea gives to the land, a shroud for their Hidden Village which opposed the burning heat of the Eastern sun and - deadlier by far - the clear regard of enemy ninja.

Hazou scowled at the thought. It was a childish metaphor, and he was almost eight, basically a ninja grown. His first year at the academy was all but over, the springtime of his youth already passed. With this bet, he would con his first mark, earn his first ill-gotten wage as a shinobi. Scents wafted up from below: fresh-caught fish and shaven ice, preserving salt and pickling brine, and above it all the heavenly aroma of Amatetsu's roasted yams, sticky-sweet with their pulpy flesh caramelized, kept always just on the right side of burnt. Rumor had it Amatetsu cooked them so that they'd slightly scald the tongue, a tasteful reminder to any genin-candidate that slacked on his elemental defenses. Some jounin liked to eat them by the whole armful, because they were delicious, but also to show that they could.

There was the slap of sandals against stone, and Hazou knew from the gait that Hoshigaki Tonume was here to pay. He turned, putting on his best impression of a confident smirk.

As usual, Tonume's face was distorted by the overlarge lollipop in his mouth. Blue-skinned and tall for his age, Hazou's classmate answered his smirk with a widely gleaming shark-toothed smile.

"When I win," Tonume said, "I'm going to buy fifty candies. If you beg nicely, I won't tell the others how I got 'em."

Crap.

Hazou was no good at this ninja banter thing.

He plucked at the collar of his loose, long shirt, painfully aware that it was many sizes too large.

"Um... Just shut up and watch!" he eventually replied, tone boastful. "You better have the money."

"Got it right here," Tonume revealed a thick roll of 1- and 5-ryou notes, wealth enough to buy ten bowls of ramen, or thirty baked yams. "Nicked it from my brother the other day. And you? Last chance to back out. I don't mind taking your money, but this almost feels too easy."

"B-Back at you," Hazou replied, slightly unsteady. The sight of so much money... he was starting to get anxious. He briefly flashed his own ante, a neatly folded stack of ryou that he had painstakingly counterfeited over the last week.

"Great!" Tonume sat down and leaned back, resting his head on crossed arms as if they were on one of the island's sandy beaches. "Entertain me. And remember, it's foot-to-foot only. If you grab on with your fingers, or even knock a shin, your money is mine."

Hazou blew off Tonume's condescension with a casual wave. "Keep talking tough. Maybe you'll talk yourself out of life's regret, following your loss to me. After all, you'll need something to fill that mouth once you're too poor for candy."

That was okay, Hazou thought, marshaling his confidence. Maybe a little stilted, but respectable for a genin-candidate.

"Hey! I teethe!" Tonume protested, but Hazou was already running, already breaking for the edge, steps clattering against stone with metronomic regularity. He sprang off the final ledge with convulsive power, shocking strength for a body that small, and hung suspended for a brief breathless eternity over all the Hidden Mist, a sight that never got old.

Any spectator that looked from below would have known for a certainty that the little boy with outflung arms wouldn't make it, that he was too low by a hair.

But as Hazou neared the apex of his jump, he passed above Amatetsu's shop, directly over the exhaust pipe of Amatetsu's mighty Thousand-Yams Furnace, and its warm, steady updraft was caught by the boy's outflung arms, trapped momentarily by the cloth of his oversized shirt. It carried him just a bit further, just a touch higher at the peak of his leap, and he landed feet-first on top of the Mizukage's Tower, the subject of so many forlorn bets by so many genin candidates in the past.

It looked an exceptionally haphazard landing, a chaos of twisting limbs to keep his balance, but on a windless day he could stick it every time. Below, Tonume shouted a very dirty word, and raised his palms to his head in despairing disbelief.

"No way... A first year can't make that jump! One in a hundred times you make that jump, and it had to be this one," Tonume groaned.

One in four hundred, actually, and Hazou had the bruised shins, bruised knees, and bloodied fingers to prove it. But one in four hundred was good enough for a Kurosawa to stick it every time.

Hazou raised an eyebrow. "Pay up, Hoshigaki."

"Yeah, yeah," Tonume grumbled. "Let it not be said that a Hoshigaki failed to keep his word... What'm I gonna teethe with now?" The blue-skinned boy threw his cash on the ground, and Hazou deftly made the much easier gravity-assisted leap back to collect it. Carefully he inspected the bills, rubbing them between his fingers. They were good.

"Pleasure doing business with you," Hazou said, trying out his most professional tone of voice.

"Whatever," Tonume had turned away, and was already absentmindedly gnawing on a kunai. "I'll get you, Kurosawa. Next time!"

Hazou hoped Tonume wouldn't ask for his money back, after he found out that the Kurosawa were a Bloodline Clan. Well, if he ever found out. The Hoshigaki's chakra was almost casually overpowering, but he was extremely inattentive in class.

He waited until the other boy had departed before allowing himself to feel a spark of hope. Hazou clutched the wad of cash protectively against his chest, and began an excited trek home. Maybe with this... with this, maybe their money troubles wouldn't be so bad.

He couldn't wait to see the look on his mother's face!

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"...And that's how I came up with the idea," said Kurosawa Hazou, genin, missing-nin, traitor to the Hidden Mist, who was currently standing before a massive chasm next to his temporary teammate for this mission.

Tonume had never gotten his next time. Over the weekend his distant relative betrayed the Mizukage and Hazou had never seen the boy again. Nor had his minor fortune put a dent in his mother's arrears. She'd been a jounin, with a jounin-sized debt, up until the day she died.

But it had given him this fast-traveling method, and bittersweet memories of his mother were still warmer than the ones that presently dominated his mind. The ones that had, as of late, clung to his awareness like a stubborn mist, as if scratching out the symbol on his headband had caused another to emerge in retaliation. Another mist that he wished desperately to discard.

"So it took you about twenty tries to make this jump, but since you made it once, you can do it every time? And this entire route is filled with obstacles like that?" His companion pressed a finger to her lips. "I can see how that would be useful."

"Not obstacles," he said, "shortcuts. There are seven chasms like this that block off the southern region. Even chunin otherwise as accomplished as yourself can't jump them consistently. To continue in a straight line towards the main road, there are two mountains that can only be traversed via goat-path, and in the forest beyond I can take four-tree jumps instead of two for further speed. I've three separate landing points encoded for each jump, alternate branches for the tree jumps, and slightly slower paths in case of heavy wind or storm. There are subroutes that branch off of each of the main routes, for easy delivery to a specific vicinity." This he delivered with calm confidence, encoded synpases firing flawlessly, not a muscle out of place.

He showed her the map he'd drawn, which resembled a single snaking blood vessel flanked by a thicket of capillaries extending into the thick forests of Fire Country. There were two other primary routes as well, cutting east and north-east, each laced with fewer, but still numerous, sub-routes.

"If your client needs it delivered quickly, in the dangerous terrain around here, I'm your man."

His companion propped up the run-through forehead protector covering her eyes. Inimitably blue, they looked upon him with amused interest.

"Huh," she said, "who knew one of our cute genin could be so useful? Maybe you're not all dead weight."

"I never forget a movement," he replied, and returned her smile with his own, an easy smile that seemed to emanate genuine goodwill. It was rare, to see a smile so sincere on a shinobi.

Don't forget, Hazou.

Don't forget me.

Don't forget us, don't forget why we died. Don't- Oh, what am I asking?

I'm being silly. There's no need to ask this of you. The talent is even stronger in you than it is in me. We might almost have succeeded in you, or maybe your daughters and sons.

Listen to your mother, Zou-chan. You're a genin now, so be strong. Obey your sensei's orders, that man can usually be trusted. Try not to eat so many sweets, and remember to dress warmly when it gets cold. Be prepared to kill everyone you meet. One day, when you're strong, find a nice girl and treat her well. Mama won't forgive you if you're mean to her, okay? Take care of yourself. Don't worry if you seem selfish. It's selfish people who get what they want in this world.

Now, place the kunai like this, right above my heart. You know what follows. I want you to do it yourself. That way...

...You'll never forget.


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Climbing the hill back, she placed the forehead protector down over her eyes. The less pollen that got in from this damnable country, the better. Who said medical ninjutsu was too trite to use on allergies!?

"Shikigami." If she was surprised by the jounin's presence, her voice didn't betray it.

"So, what'd you think? He's my personal student, so be kind." It was impossible to tell if he was being serious.

She turned to regard the student, far below them, as he packed up his maps. His movements were crisp and efficient, surprisingly quick despite their almost unhurried air. He was fast, for a genin.

"I've heard of the bloodline, but I guess they're rare enough we don't see them," she ventured.



"Should've seen the boy's mother," Shikigami interjected. "No one's ever forgetting her."

She rolled her eyes. "Anyway, I guess he's... pretty normal? I don't know, I just kind of thought his movements would be more puppet-like, artificial. With what they can do."

"You still have a lot to learn," the jounin exhaled. "Here's a lesson for you: a perfect copy of human movement, looks like human movement. If it betrayed anything else, it wouldn't be perfect."

Err...

Didn't the QMs say they wanted to write the backstory?
 
[X] Plan Stealth Assassin
-[X] Defect from Hidden Mist
-[X] Currently in Fire Country
-[X] Hideout: Remote cave system in a large, heavily forested mountain range. The jounin have drilled some rudimentary hidden escape tunnels.
-[X] Use the Stealth Assassin build
 
[X] Plan Stealth Assassin
-[X] Defect from Hidden Mist
-[X] Currently in Fire Country
-[X] Hideout: Remote cave system in a large, heavily forested mountain range. The jounin have drilled some rudimentary hidden escape tunnels.
-[X] Use the Stealth Assassin build
Bit late to the party, but good thing you wanted Stealth assassin, since that's what we got. ^_^ Now we're voting on name and gender. Reading from page 19 should give you the discussion on name and stuffs.
 
You know very little about the Sharingan, but it's a rational world and the Uchiha don't rule it, which leads to certain assumptions. You've been taught that working Bloodline Limit transplants are medically impossible, and the discovery that Leaf had somehow managed to give one of its non-Uchiha jōnin the Sharingan led to a brief panic across the shinobi world. However, nowhere - including Leaf - has ever performed another successful transplant that you know of.

Does this mean Ao doesn't have a byakugan?
 
Does this mean Ao doesn't have a byakugan?
That would, regardless of whether he did or not, not be something we would know unfortunately.

It might mean he doesn't have it. Or it might mean it's a well-kept secret, like it is in canon.
In keeping with the stated guideline of us getting mostly IC answers, we probably won't get a certain answer on this.

If Ao has an eyepatch it might mean either that he has the byakugan or that he has lost that eye. No way to know.

Unless we somehow have heard of Ao and know he has both eyes intact. That would be as definitive as we get.
 
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That would, regardless of whether he did or not, not be something we would know unfortunately.

It might mean he doesn't have it. Or it might mean it's a well-kept secret, like it is in canon.
In keeping with the stated guideline of us getting mostly IC answers, we probably won't get a certain answer on this.

If Ao has an eyepatch it might mean either that he has the byakugan or that he has lost that eye. No way to know.

Unless we somehow have heard of Ao and know he has both eyes intact. That would be as definitive as we get.

Fine.

@QMs, does Ao wear an eye patch and earings with seals on?

"Yes" is strong evidence he has the byakugan.
 
Hm, if Bloodline transplantation is thought to be impossible, does that mean that the Hyuuga aren't using their Caged Bird Seal nonsense? After all, the stated reason for that was to protect the Byakugan from being stolen...
 
Hm, if Bloodline transplantation is thought to be impossible, does that mean that the Hyuuga aren't using their Caged Bird Seal nonsense? After all, the stated reason for that was to protect the Byakugan from being stolen...

They

A) probably aren't taking any chances

and

B) will probably use the caged bird to maintain absolute power over the branch families
 
That might be the "official" reason but I think it is more a political tool for absolute obedience much like what MadScientist said.
 
Fine.

@QMs, does Ao wear an eye patch and earings with seals on?

"Yes" is strong evidence he has the byakugan.
I, for one, would be rather disappointed if we abuse our OOC knowledge and spend all our time confirming canon. In fact, if we start using too much OOC knowledge, I hope that a sufficiently paranoid and rational ninja figures out the protag has access to knowledge they had no way of learning and attacks our connection to the protag (the voting system). Based on canon, I'd think this is just the sort of thing that Yin chakra would be used for, since it explicitly deals with the spiritual and imaginary. Attacking a "seer" or "demonic influence" seems right up its alley.
 
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I, for one, would be rather disappointed if we abuse our OOC knowledge and spend all our time confirming canon. In fact, if we start using too much OOC knowledge, I hope that a sufficiently paranoid and rational ninja figures out the protag has access to knowledge they had no way of learning and attacks our connection to the protag (the voting system). Based on canon, I'd think this is just the sort of thing that Yin chakra would be used for, since it explicitly deals with the spiritual and imaginary. Attacking a "seer" or "demonic influence" seems right up its alley.

If that happened I wouldn't even be annoyed.

That would be hilarious.
 
So do we spend even more time preprogramming our viewpoint before that happens or do we try and build a defense for that via mastery of one of the sage paths?
 
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