Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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[]Kenny Backers Poor Performance issues: The Desert is going to hurt his poor back, and you think that he needs some more help making the R2 unit far more…comfortable. DC: 35
Wait with all the crazy stuff george and our sfx teams have cretaed and the progress in rover tech R2 is still midget propeled ?
 
calling the vote:
Adhoc vote count started by Magoose on Jun 22, 2024 at 8:08 PM, finished with 18 posts and 12 votes.

  • [X] Plan: No deaths on set
    -[x]The Jabba Puppet from Hell: That puppet is going to kill someone, you fear, due to how hot it is. DC: 30
    -[x]Kenny Backers Poor Performance issues: The Desert is going to hurt his poor back, and you think that he needs some more help making the R2 unit far more…comfortable. DC: 35
    -[x]The Sarlacc Jump: Mark says he can do the jump on the jump, but that is a 20-foot drop, and you think he needs far more safety precautions besides the wires. He was not you. DC: 35
    [x]The Jabba Puppet from Hell: That puppet is going to kill someone, you fear, due to how hot it is. DC: 30
    [x]Kenny Backers Poor Performance issues: The Desert is going to hurt his poor back, and you think that he needs some more help making the R2 unit far more…comfortable. DC: 35
    [x]Anthony's Sandy Shell: Sand is getting everywhere, and maybe some help would be appreciated. DC: 25
    [x]The Sarlacc Jump: Mark says he can do the jump on the jump, but that is a 20-foot drop, and you think he needs far more safety precautions besides the wires. He was not you. Dc: 35
 
Return of the Jedi Production Part 2
Return of the Jedi Production Part 2:

-[x]The Jabba Puppet from Hell: That puppet is going to kill someone, you fear, due to how hot it is. DC: 30 Rolled:D100 => 74

You and the Puppeteers looked at the giant monstrosity that was Jabba the Hutt, it was an ugly, broken brutal slug monster that looked more like from a nightmare than that of a notorious gangster.

However, you had to admit, it was also extremely clever, and really awesome that people would not ever see coming when seeing the feared and off-putting Jabba.

However, there was a problem. "It's 85 degrees in the goddamn thing, and that's before we start sweating in it." One of the puppeteers said. "We can probably stay in there an hour tops before we have to start taking a break and switch out for the second crew."

You frowned and looked at the big barge. "What about indoors, you think we can find a way to keep you guys in a little longer?"

"That's difficult, see with how the platform is designed there is no way for ventilation of the puppet without causing discomfort and damage."

"What about the possibility of using other parts of the set to help out with that comfort?" You asked.

"You can try but wet towels and drinks can only do so much."

Then it hit you. "Or it's exactly what we do." You said as you looked at some of the creatures that were used as props for Jabba to "eat." "can these be stuffed with ice packs or ice cubes without damaging the puppet, like using plastic on the interior to keep it from leaking out?"

Than the greats started turning. "Yeah… Yeah! It might take a few hours, but we can do that, it would make things a lot easier."

You smiled. "I'll make sure it's done."

Reward: You and the Pupteers made the Jabba costume more… comfortable.

A little bit at least.

Next turn production roll will be -10.
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-[x]Kenny Backers Poor Performance issues: The Desert is going to hurt his poor back, and you think that he needs some more help making the R2 unit far more…comfortable. DC: 35 Rolled:D100 => 70

Kenny however was not interested in making it more comfortable. "Come on Bruce, you know damn well I've been able to do this here for the last two films, and I'll be dammed if I don't do it again."

"Kenny you're complaining about Back problems from being in that trash can, let me try and get that thing more comfortable."

"Ah balderdash Bruce, we were lucky in the desert that last time, but what I would really like is just to get the scenes done so I can get out of it, and practice for that ewok malarky. And it will be more comfortable in California than it is in this desert."

"Yeah, but you said your back is hurting being in the thing again." You replied. "Kenny please, for the love of god, just let me help you, you stubborn fool."

At that Kenny relented. "You know, I wish that I could drink something without removing the top of the thing, that would be nice."

"You know we can accommodate that in the script, seeing as the droids are captured. Let me think of something."
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At that Steve looked at some of the ideas you had and the scenes for… the Barge and the palace. "Yeah, I can work with that. Kenny always was a trooper in that thing."

"Yeah, he is, stubborn fool he might be."

Reward: Kenny has more comfort in the R2 costume, with a straw for his drink being able to be snuck in through one of the holes with the drink tray on him, and it made quite a difference in his mood.

+20 to SP.
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-[x]The Sarlacc Jump: Mark says he can do the jump on the jump, but that is a 20-foot drop, and you think he needs far more safety precautions besides the wires. He was not you. DC: 35 Rolled:D100 => 49

"No. Let the stunt people earn their pay." You said. "Because they are trained for that."

Mark pouted. "But we were able to do all that stuff last time."

"Yeah, last time was two flips, and some handstands on a controlled studio floor with a doctor nearby and present so that if something happens, you get immediate medical attention." You replied. "We are 30 miles from the nearest hospital, in the middle of the desert. Our doctor is worried about the ten cases of heat stroke we had among the crew because they don't follow the water schedule that he laid out, and the shot does not need you. So we are not going to risk you."

Mark looked ready to protest. "But-"

"Mark, if you can pull yourself up and do a double flip, right now, without any hesitation, I'll consider letting you do it."

Mark was stunned. "Really?"

"Yes, now do it, or just sit down and not get in the way. You're already doing a lot more than you need to with that stunt with the jump down and grabbing the plank." you said.

Mark wisely, stopped himself and hesitated. "When you put it like that."

"I thought so." You replied.

Reward: You and Mark talk and Mark does not do something stupid like do a dangerous stunt he has little training for, leaving it to the professionals.

+20 to the final choreography rolls.

-10 to next turns production rolls.
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Production Roll:D100 => 71

It wasn't Tunisia, but you were sure that springtime in Arizona was supposed to be mild, all things considered.

But it rained… for three days it rained and everything had to get dried off and than there were more delays when the damn barge sails broke when the set was being repaired, requiring another day of lost filming, where everyone was just sitting around trying to do something.

Only ten scenes were filmed, but at least they were the least intensive ones that were available, and the Sarlacc remained undamaged. Thank god, because if it was, you'd think Steve would have a heart attack.

And Steve, despite having the great promised start, was forced to realize one thing. At least it wasn't like Conan. But it was going to be a very stressful shoot in Arizona.

Reward: Steve gains 1 stress.
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Director Roll:D100 => 87

But despite it all right now, Steve managed to shoot some beautiful shots and managed to get a lot of scenes done, including indulging George by shooting a few extra scenes that fleshed out Jabba's palace that were not going to be shown in the first cut. But were there for posterity's sake.

It was incredible working with Steve again, and he made everything all the better with just his more can-do attitude since the last time you worked together.

But the best part was that he came in with the Blue Harvest hat on his head, and played a joke about how they were finally going to get that scene transition and turn Arizona into a beautiful paradise.

Reward: increase in final quality.
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Steve Currently has 1 Stress out of 6.

He's feeling fine, but you know he could be better.
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You have 3 Actions (You do not have 4 as you are not directing the film)

Production Actions:

[]The Charisma and Presence of Billy Dee Williams: Billy dosen't have a lot to do in the first act, as he's an agent, but you want to make sure he gets his do. DC: 25

[]Carrie's newest outfit: She wants you to sleep with her tonight, but she is also making it very clear Gosling number 4 is on the way. You have to be strong, and tell Carrie to wait. But she's teasing you so badly. DC: 40

[]Anthony's Sandy Shell: Sand is getting everywhere, and maybe some help would be appreciated. DC: 25

[]The Fight on the Barge: The Fight was going to be too tame and casual. You needed more… well, honestly you didn't know, maybe George and Steve would come up with something. DC: ???

[]Being Blind: So you were supposed to be blind from Carbonite sickness… and honestly, you could look and act like you were blind DC: ???

[]Make Sure Steve sticks to the schedule: You have a schedule so that Steve does not get too stressed out. Hopefully, he sticks to it. DC: 20

AN: Enjoy and plan format please.
 
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Now before you ask why this is coming out so fast.

Well production turns are far far less time-consuming then others due to how less actions there are.
 
Meanwhile in Fox:

Rupert Murdoch stopped drinking his wine and felt a disturbance.

Like someone was having fun making movies while they could be finishing it early and under budget.

And he gets mad.
 
Wait with all the crazy stuff george and our sfx teams have cretaed and the progress in rover tech R2 is still midget propeled ?

To be fair, I think by this point it would be a disservice to Kenny Baker to have R2D2 become remote controlled when he has become Artoo, it's like replacing James Earl Jones with AI. He's probably well liked among both the production crew and general fandom, not to mention an icon for Little People, and if we replace him there will be hella controversy and backlash. Besides, I think Kenny adds a little bit of personality specifically and he and Anthony Daniel really did elevate their roles with their comedic timing.

Very happy with the rolls. I was super busy yesterday and today so I didn't really have time to work on any omakes and voting slipped my mind. Overall good stuff with Bruce, although I'm surprised with the Mark roll because I'm pretty sure Bruce's action director trait kicks in, even if Steve is the main Director.

Really shame about the production roll being so high when everything else is a success. Hope we choose something next turn that'll lower Steve's stress. At this point, it's looking like George might have to do Temple of Doom.

Also a shame that we didn't get to do the fluff of the kids visiting the set. I might make that an Omake.

[]The Barge Fight: You and Steve are working together on this one, but dammit all, you were a little worried about it. DC: 30

[]The Fight on the Barge: The Fight was going to be too tame and casual. You needed more… well, honestly you didn't know, maybe George and Steve would come up with something. DC: ???

What's the difference between these two? They look the same
 
What's the difference between these two? They look the same
yeah that was a mistake.
To be fair, I think by this point it would be a disservice to Kenny Baker to have R2D2 become remote controlled when he has become Artoo, it's like replacing James Earl Jones with AI. He's probably well liked among both the production crew and general fandom, not to mention an icon for Little People, and if we replace him there will be hella controversy and backlash. Besides, I think Kenny adds a little bit of personality specifically and he and Anthony Daniel really did elevate their roles with their comedic timing.
Kenny was extremely well liked in Star Wars production, to the point where he was one of the main actors that George kept creating rolls for to get him out of the suit to show off.

Though in saying that, He was supposed to be Wicket during the famous scene with Leia, but got sick so a young Warick Davis was asked to cover the roll, and he smashed it out of the park.

And let me tell you, Kenny and Anthony were incredible comedic actors with the roles they were given.
Very happy with the rolls. I was super busy yesterday and today so I didn't really have time to work on any omakes and voting slipped my mind. Overall good stuff with Bruce, although I'm surprised with the Mark roll because I'm pretty sure Bruce's action director trait kicks in, even if Steve is the main Director.
I forgot. listen, I was excited.
Really shame about the production roll being so high when everything else is a success. Hope we choose something next turn that'll lower Steve's stress. At this point, it's looking like George might have to do Temple of Doom.
Or Temple gets delayed or changed because George promised Steve that he'd get all three films. and Steve is getting his three films because George is like that.
 
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[X] plan: Sand in the air
-[x]Anthony's Sandy Shell: Sand is getting everywhere, and maybe some help would be appreciated. DC: 25
-[x] Being Blind: So you were supposed to be blind from Carbonite sickness… and honestly, you could look and act like you were blind DC: ???
-[x]The Fight on the Barge: The Fight was going to be too tame and casual. You needed more… well, honestly you didn't know, maybe George and Steve would come up with something. DC: ???

Stress is low, and while I would love to take Williams action, if mangoose dice be willing being blind will get Goose to do goose all over the issues of blind people
 
[X] Plan Barge Business
-[X] Carrie's newest outfit: She wants you to sleep with her tonight, but she is also making it very clear Gosling number 4 is on the way. You have to be strong, and tell Carrie to wait. But she's teasing you so badly. DC: 40
-[X] Anthony's Sandy Shell: Sand is getting everywhere, and maybe some help would be appreciated. DC: 25
-[X] The Fight on the Barge: The Fight was going to be too tame and casual. You needed more… well, honestly you didn't know, maybe George and Steve would come up with something. DC: ???

So with Carrie we have the +40 bonus so that will be an autopass, plus I want to see some nice fluff/comedy of her teasing Bruce. Also it would be well to make sure the two lovebirds wait until the end to start with number four.

Just as we provided aid for Kenny, we should provide help for Anthony.

With the fight on the Barge, this will probably help with Steve's stress if successful and we got our action director and personal action boosts to help make something really grand, not to mention safety first.
 
So what shall we do with more... interesting rolls.

Lets see how Francis is doing.

Francis:
D100 => 91

Well I think Dune is going to be going well. :V
 
[X] Plan Barge Business

Spieldburg gains a New Trait: The Master Of Mayhem: Despite everything, you are a master at handling the disasters and strangeness of productions. (Production rolls are outright canceled)

This is from the finals of Conan

My read of this is ROTJ WILL be made and it WILL be awesome. If the rolls fails Steven will come in like a guardian angel and pull an amazing solution out of thin air... at the cost of extreme stress and his ability to direct another film. Not Good for Mikes Plan

The stress mechanic is because Lucasfilm is attempting the incredible and nearly impossible and is a fun addition to filming. What is the action equivalent for Steven of pranking George to help him de stress?

Also, Have C3PO and R2D2 been Shuffled in as Lucasfilms unofficial mascots yet? Kenny could have a series of jobs to look forward to.
 
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My read of this is ROTJ WILL be made and it WILL be awesome. If the rolls fails Steven will come in like a guardian angel and pull an amazing solution out of thin air... at the cost of extreme stress and his ability to direct another film. Not Good for Mikes Plan
Well shit you actually figured it out?

Well damn now I can't hold that cat out of the bag… you are right about all of that.

But that's only if the e production rolls rise into 95 or above which will not happen next turn.

The stress mechanic is because Lucasfilm is attempting the incredible and nearly impossible and is a fun addition to filming. What is the action equivalent for Steven of pranking George to help him de stress?
Get him on his schedule.

Also, Have C3PO and R2D2 been Shuffled in as Lucasfilms unofficial mascots yet? Kenny could have a series of jobs to look forward to.
Currently yes but they also work a lot in other projects.
 
Recently I decided to rewatch a film I vaguely remembered from my childhood. That film being Real Steel from 2011. If you don't know the film, the basic synopsis below will fill you in on the general plot, but I highly recommend the film to both sci-fi nerds and boxing fans (an overlap I happen to be in!) Given that, and I just rewatched the reaction from The Media Knights (who're pretty good, I gotta say!).

So without further ado, I present:


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Movie Pitch:


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Real Steel





GENRE: Sci-Fi/Action

SUBGENRE: Sports/Drama

FORMAT: Movie

Set Up: In a near-future world where human boxing has been replaced by high-tech robot boxing, washed-up former boxer Charlie Kenton struggles to make a living as a small-time robot fight promoter. Deep in debt and with few prospects, Charlie is reunited with his estranged son, Max, after the death of Max's mother. Together, they stumble upon a junked robot named Atom, which Max insists has potential. Against all odds, the father-son duo begin to train Atom for the World Robot Boxing Championship, discovering that the robot—and their rekindled relationship—have more fight in them than anyone could have expected.

Director: TBD
Composer: Danny Elfman (if possible)

Charlie Kenton: A former boxer turned struggling robot fight promoter. Charlie is rough around the edges, burdened by past mistakes and financial woes (mainly caused by his gambling addiction), but deep down, he has a good heart and a fierce determination to succeed. As he trains Atom with Max, Charlie begins to rediscover his love for boxing and his responsibilities as a father.

Played By: Harrison Ford
Alternate: Sylvester Stallone


Max Kenton: Charlie's 11-year-old son, who is unexpectedly thrust back into his father's life. Max is bright, resourceful, a loud mouth, and deeply passionate about robot boxing. His belief in Atom's potential drives the underdog journey, and his relationship with Charlie becomes the emotional core of the story.

Played By: Henry Thomas
Alternate: Corey Feldman


Bailey Tallet: The owner of the gym where Charlie once trained and the daughter of Charlie's former coach. Bailey supports Charlie and Max, providing them with a place to rebuild Atom. She has a complicated history with Charlie (being both a sparring partner and former girlfriend of his, and now his landlord) and becomes a stabilizing presence in their lives.

Played By: Sigourney Weaver
Alternate: Jessica Lange



Atom: A seemingly obsolete sparring robot found in a junkyard by Max. Despite his outdated design, Atom possesses unique capabilities and an uncanny ability to mirror human movements, which Max believes gives him the potential to compete against the more advanced robots. Throughout the film, there's questions as to how sentient Atom actually is, and whether or not he can understand the feelings his human handlers (mainly Max) show to him.

Zeus: The reigning champion of the World Robot Boxing League, engineered to be the ultimate fighting machine. Zeus represents the pinnacle of robotic technology and the primary antagonist that Atom must face in the ring.

Played By: Practical puppetry and CGI

Ricky: A loudmouthed, unscrupulous promoter who constantly undermines Charlie and Max. He represents the seedy underbelly of the robot boxing world and serves as a foil to Charlie's more earnest, albeit flawed, character.

Played By: Robert De Niro
Alternate: Harvey Keitel



Tak Mashido: The genius inventor behind Zeus, whose pride and ambition are tied to his creation's success. He is a stern, competitive figure who sees Atom's rise as a direct challenge to his supremacy.

Played By: George Takei
Alternate: Pat Morita


Farra Lemkova: Tak Mashido's business partner and ruthless corporate type, Farra is willing to do whatever it takes to keep Zeus champion, even sabotage if nessescary.

Played By: Brigitte Nielsen
Alternate:
Pamela Anderson


Marvin: The wealthy, cold-hearted uncle of Max who initially takes custody of him but is ultimately convinced to let Max stay with Charlie for the summer. Marvin represents the life of privilege and detachment from the gritty world of robot boxing.

Played By: Donald Sutherland (RIP)
Alternate: John Hurt


Finn: A friend and occasional ally to Charlie, who provides technical support and helps scavenge parts for Atom. Finn's resourcefulness and loyalty make him an invaluable part of the team.

Played By: Richard Dreyfuss
Alternate: Harold Ramis



A/N: I'm thinking of maybe making some RP about the writing of the film, focusing on two OC characters who come up with the plot after watching Rocky and playing with some Rock'em Sock'em Robots to cure a college hangover. But I'm not sure, I'd love to hear some feedback on that. Also, I'm fine with this film getting picked up by another studio, but given LucasFilm's huge reputation as an SFX company, I'd personally be more excited to see what LucasFilm could cook up with an idea like this.
 
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