- Location
- Somewhere nearby.
Joke votes because the vote was accidentally opened despite there being nothing to vote on.
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DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest
- Thread starter Made in Heaven
- Start date
- Crossover
mangawriter77
Otaku^9000 (In my own opinion)
- Location
- You'll neeever guess
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
The shipping wars started during Luck be a Lady where the guests constantly asked if Shego was dating Doofenshmirtz. Then, the shippers got up in arms and the whole debate began. It's come up whenever gag votes or just jokes have come up ever since. On that note:
[X] Wonder who lit MiH on fire and how this quest ended up in the middle of the ocean
(No, I have not come down from the cactus juice yet)
Argidoll
And hast thou slain the Jabberwocky?
- Location
- Dreamland
I realize that not everyone in the thread is on the discord, so the in-joke, for reference, is that @Arathnorn has, to quote, "spent more time playing Eclipsa than Esmé Bianco at this point."
If I recall correctly, this is spread across multiple campaigns in various roles, including at least one musical number as a PC, quoted below.
- Pronouns
- Female
Oh, lol
[X] Make Jar Jar Binks a secret threat Coming after us
- Location
- Peterborough, NH, USA
Ah, the Sith Lord who facilitated Palpatine's rise, knowing full well that he'd be killed, but considering the decades of misery he foresaw worth the price. A worthy foe, we must be careful of Thanatos Gambits.
Queen of Air And Darkness Quest
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Why not.
Queen of Air And Darkness Quest
November/December 2016 turn
[ ] Gaze sightlessly at whatever may be outside of your crystal
[ ] wriggle pointlessly against the nanometer-flush confines of your crystal
[ ] Count the number of seconds you vaguely suspect it has been since you were imprisoned in your crystal
[ ] Try to remember the taste of Snookers bars
[ ] Try to remember the taste of Snookers bars
[ ] Try to guess who might be standing outside of your crystal
[ ] Attempt to invent new forms of math while bound immobile in your crystal
[ ] Try to break out of your crystal
DC 600
DC 600
Personal Actions
[ ] Wonder what happened to Queen Moon
[ ] Wonder what happened to your husband
[ ] Wonder what sort of ruler your daughter was after you
[ ] Wonder what Glossaryck, the only friend you ever had who is still alive after hundreds of years, is up to right now the old scamp
[ ] Do none of these things because you are trapped unconscious in a crystal
[ ] Wonder what happened to your husband
[ ] Wonder what sort of ruler your daughter was after you
[ ] Wonder what Glossaryck, the only friend you ever had who is still alive after hundreds of years, is up to right now the old scamp
[ ] Do none of these things because you are trapped unconscious in a crystal
[ ] No.
KitRougard
Blatant furry. Deal with it.
- Location
- wherever I feel like~
- Pronouns
- He/She
Well, Break Out seems like a Reductive DC - Every time we try, we chip against the DC based on multiples of 20 or something. Like, -5 DC per 20 on our check. Who knows what might happen if we crit on those other actions...
Lab_Accident
A 2D 1D4
- Location
- Your dreams
[X] No.
First Vote!
First Vote!
- Location
- Couch
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X] Plan: Reminisce
-[X] Martial: Wriggle pointlessly against the nanometer-flush confines of your crystal
-[X] Diplomacy: Gaze sightlessly at whatever may be outside of your crystal
-[X] Stewardship: Try to remember the taste of Snookers bars
-[X] Intrigue: Try to guess who might be standing outside of your crystal
-[X] Learning: Attempt to invent new forms of math while bound immobile in your crystal
-[X] Occult: Try to break out of your crystal
-[X] Personal 1: Wonder what happened to Queen Moon
-[X] Personal 2: Wonder what happened to your husband
-[X] Personal 3: Wonder what sort of ruler your daughter was after you
-[X] Personal 4: Wonder what Glossaryck, the only friend you ever had who is still alive after hundreds of years, is up to right now the old scamp
-[X] Hero: No
Now, I know counting the seconds is a time sensitive choice in this quest, but honestly, while we can't eat one, maybe we can give her the mental equivalent of a Snookers Bar Break. She's bound to be hungry, so she won't be quite herself, but we have to work with what we got.
Additionally, need I remind you that the last Personal is a trap option - just because it happened in canon doesn't mean it has to happen in here, folks!
EDIT: Whoops, almost forgot the Hero choice for the round. That would have been very silly indeed!
-[X] Martial: Wriggle pointlessly against the nanometer-flush confines of your crystal
-[X] Diplomacy: Gaze sightlessly at whatever may be outside of your crystal
-[X] Stewardship: Try to remember the taste of Snookers bars
-[X] Intrigue: Try to guess who might be standing outside of your crystal
-[X] Learning: Attempt to invent new forms of math while bound immobile in your crystal
-[X] Occult: Try to break out of your crystal
-[X] Personal 1: Wonder what happened to Queen Moon
-[X] Personal 2: Wonder what happened to your husband
-[X] Personal 3: Wonder what sort of ruler your daughter was after you
-[X] Personal 4: Wonder what Glossaryck, the only friend you ever had who is still alive after hundreds of years, is up to right now the old scamp
-[X] Hero: No
Now, I know counting the seconds is a time sensitive choice in this quest, but honestly, while we can't eat one, maybe we can give her the mental equivalent of a Snookers Bar Break. She's bound to be hungry, so she won't be quite herself, but we have to work with what we got.
Additionally, need I remind you that the last Personal is a trap option - just because it happened in canon doesn't mean it has to happen in here, folks!
EDIT: Whoops, almost forgot the Hero choice for the round. That would have been very silly indeed!
HATEBAGEL LOGO
- Location
- I think somewhere. I might be nowhere though
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Okay, so I went ahead and made a HATEBAGEL logo based on the canon LOVEMUFFIN logo. Sorry for the poor quality. I only have Paint and a mousepad mouse, rather than Photoshop and an actual computer mouse to work with.
@Made in Heaven pinged for omake/fanart. Don't expect something like this to mean anything. It's too low quality and doesn't really contribute anything
@Made in Heaven pinged for omake/fanart. Don't expect something like this to mean anything. It's too low quality and doesn't really contribute anything
Daecl
CURSED BY THE DICE
Because doing things ironically only leads to doing it unironically
- Location
- Somewhere nearby.
He's dead, that's what he's doing.
Lord Ultimus
Beautiful...
- Location
- Undisclosed Warehouse
Well, his ghost is probably up to something.
[X] Plan: Reminisce
- Pronouns
- She/Her
I'd be interested in seeing Agent P watching from Heaven or whatever equivalent exists (at least one of the shows must have an Afterlife, right?) and being happy for Doof.
Nonsense, after the tragic loss of Perry the Platypus, there was... another.
Planty the Potted Plant
Planty the Potted Plant is a plant working for the O.W.C.A. when Agent P did not show up on schedule to foil Heinz Doofenshmirtz's plan, Doofenshmirtz temporarily appointed Planty as his new nemesis. Doofenshmirtz engaged in a battle with Planty, resulting in severe damage to the Doofenshmirtz...
phineasandferb.fandom.com
- Location
- Somewhere nearby.
How dare you stand where he once stood!Nonsense, after the tragic loss of Perry the Platypus, there was... another.
Planty the Potted Plant
Planty the Potted Plant is a plant working for the O.W.C.A. when Agent P did not show up on schedule to foil Heinz Doofenshmirtz's plan, Doofenshmirtz temporarily appointed Planty as his new nemesis. Doofenshmirtz engaged in a battle with Planty, resulting in severe damage to the Doofenshmirtz...
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KitRougard
Blatant furry. Deal with it.
- Location
- wherever I feel like~
- Pronouns
- He/She
If you're going to quote The Scriptures, do it right~
- Location
- Somewhere nearby.
Fixed, forgive my unintentional heracy.
Meanwhile, In Heaven...
- Location
- Couch
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Oh hello Omake Bug, you're looking very friendly today - YEOUCH!
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Meanwhile, In Heaven...
God steeples his fingers as Perry arrives at the Throne. The giant, multi-ringed angel lights up, showing God's face through the angellic light like a monitor would. Ah, mortals and their wacky inventions.
"Ah, Agent P. On time as usual," God speaks approvingly as an image of the Devil in front of a familiar beachfront appears next to His face on the Throne. "The vile Dr. Devil has been summoned by a small child in San Fransokyo. He has not been heard from in days, but this strangely worded letter of distress he sent to Me has Me concerned. Find out what he's up to and put a stop to it!"
Perry salutes and stands up, adjusting his iconic Fedora - Halo now included - and flapping his angel wings experimentally.
"Remember," God reminds the platypus more for the sake of tradition than any actual need for a reminder. "Your secret identity as an undercover Angel Operative is imperative to the mission, and you cannot let anyone know lest there be dire consequences. Good luck, and you have My blessings, Agent P."
A Choir of Angels begin to sing a classic song as Agent P runs over to a tube-like gap in the clouds and flies down to San Fransokyo.
"Doobie-Doobie-Doo-Wa! Doobie-Doobie-Do-Wa! An-gel A-gent-P!!!!!"
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As Doofenshmirtz takes a bite of his Quality Bratwurst Sandwhich, he turns to look out the window, barely missing the winged Platypus Spirit fly by.
"Huh. An immense feeling of nostalgia, sorrow, and satisfaction at knowing that wherever Perry is, he's doing what he loves just came over me..." He says distantly, looking back into the room. "...I think I'll take a walk through the park later this afternoon. I must be having one of those moods TECHNOR, the Mechanical Man, warned me about."
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...I blame the Omake Bug.
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- Location
- United States
Clearly a trap option. Outside of a ridiculous multiple-consecutive-nat-100 roll, we'll crit fail this and probably wind up getting our crystal tossed into the Marianas Trench or something.