..... I'm just gonna ask since I can't find where it started:

Why the heck are we voting on Doof ships!? XD
The shipping wars started during Luck be a Lady where the guests constantly asked if Shego was dating Doofenshmirtz. Then, the shippers got up in arms and the whole debate began. It's come up whenever gag votes or just jokes have come up ever since. On that note:

[X] Wonder who lit MiH on fire and how this quest ended up in the middle of the ocean

(No, I have not come down from the cactus juice yet)
 
Absolutely and unironically yes please. Eclipsa may be a terribly impulsive queen (especially if Star isn't around to anchor her), but she is easily my favorite character.

I realize that not everyone in the thread is on the discord, so the in-joke, for reference, is that @Arathnorn has, to quote, "spent more time playing Eclipsa than Esmé Bianco at this point."

If I recall correctly, this is spread across multiple campaigns in various roles, including at least one musical number as a PC, quoted below.


Arathnorn
11/11/2020

Ahem OOOOOOOOOOH~
We're off on a secret mission
To find a terrorist cell We wandered round
And asked the town Hoping that they would tell

We'll draw 'em all out of hiding
And then we'll make them talk
We're setting up camp
But first, a word with Rock

Da-da da-da da-da da!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-

Jack: We're off on a secret mission!
Eclipsa: A poorly conceived of scheme!
Rock: We've no clue what we're doing now
Noah: It's become a recurring theme! Nick:
We failed to be swift and stealthy-
Eclipsa: We really caused quite a stink-
Francis: We might have a chance if only they stopped to think

DA DA DA DADA DADA

All: Secret, secret, hush hush hush!
Secret, secret-

Eclipsa: RABBIT TERRORISTS, SING ALONG!
All (inc. terrorists): OHHHHHHHHHH
Rock: We're off on a secret mission-
Nick: Our plan is not up to par.
Jack: I wonder what we were thinking.
Eclipsa: Didn't think we would get that far.
Noah: I'm starting to question our motives-
Eclipsa: Good luck with that my friend.
Nick: We're off on our way-
Jack: If this is not the end
All: DA DA DA DADA DADA
Secret, secret- etc etc.
 
Joke votes because the vote was accidentally opened despite there being nothing to vote on.
The shipping wars started during Luck be a Lady where the guests constantly asked if Shego was dating Doofenshmirtz. Then, the shippers got up in arms and the whole debate began. It's come up whenever gag votes or just jokes have come up ever since. On that note:

[X] Wonder who lit MiH on fire and how this quest ended up in the middle of the ocean

(No, I have not come down from the cactus juice yet)

Oh, lol

[X] Make Jar Jar Binks a secret threat Coming after us
 
Queen of Air And Darkness Quest
[X] Arathnorn takes over and writes Eclipsa Quest.
Why not.

Queen of Air And Darkness Quest
November/December 2016 turn


[ ] Gaze sightlessly at whatever may be outside of your crystal

[ ] wriggle pointlessly against the nanometer-flush confines of your crystal

[ ] Count the number of seconds you vaguely suspect it has been since you were imprisoned in your crystal

[ ] Try to remember the taste of Snookers bars

[ ] Try to guess who might be standing outside of your crystal

[ ] Attempt to invent new forms of math while bound immobile in your crystal

[ ] Try to break out of your crystal
DC 600

Personal Actions
[ ] Wonder what happened to Queen Moon

[ ] Wonder what happened to your husband

[ ] Wonder what sort of ruler your daughter was after you

[ ] Wonder what Glossaryck, the only friend you ever had who is still alive after hundreds of years, is up to right now the old scamp

[ ] Do none of these things because you are trapped unconscious in a crystal

[ ] No.
 
Well, Break Out seems like a Reductive DC - Every time we try, we chip against the DC based on multiples of 20 or something. Like, -5 DC per 20 on our check. Who knows what might happen if we crit on those other actions...
 
[X] Plan: Reminisce
-[X] Martial: Wriggle pointlessly against the nanometer-flush confines of your crystal
-[X] Diplomacy: Gaze sightlessly at whatever may be outside of your crystal
-[X] Stewardship: Try to remember the taste of Snookers bars
-[X] Intrigue: Try to guess who might be standing outside of your crystal
-[X] Learning: Attempt to invent new forms of math while bound immobile in your crystal
-[X] Occult: Try to break out of your crystal
-[X] Personal 1: Wonder what happened to Queen Moon
-[X] Personal 2: Wonder what happened to your husband
-[X] Personal 3: Wonder what sort of ruler your daughter was after you
-[X] Personal 4: Wonder what Glossaryck, the only friend you ever had who is still alive after hundreds of years, is up to right now the old scamp
-[X] Hero: No


Now, I know counting the seconds is a time sensitive choice in this quest, but honestly, while we can't eat one, maybe we can give her the mental equivalent of a Snookers Bar Break. She's bound to be hungry, so she won't be quite herself, but we have to work with what we got.

Additionally, need I remind you that the last Personal is a trap option - just because it happened in canon doesn't mean it has to happen in here, folks!

EDIT: Whoops, almost forgot the Hero choice for the round. That would have been very silly indeed!
 
HATEBAGEL LOGO
Okay, so I went ahead and made a HATEBAGEL logo based on the canon LOVEMUFFIN logo. Sorry for the poor quality. I only have Paint and a mousepad mouse, rather than Photoshop and an actual computer mouse to work with.



@Made in Heaven pinged for omake/fanart. Don't expect something like this to mean anything. It's too low quality and doesn't really contribute anything :p
 
[X] Make SheDoof canon

I will ship this with the power of a thousand suns.


Also, I should write up a story for Agent P. Sure they're getting up to something during all of this craziness.
 
He's dead, that's what he's doing.
Nonsense, after the tragic loss of Perry the Platypus, there was... another.

phineasandferb.fandom.com

Planty the Potted Plant

Planty the Potted Plant is a plant working for the O.W.C.A. when Agent P did not show up on schedule to foil Heinz Doofenshmirtz's plan, Doofenshmirtz temporarily appointed Planty as his new nemesis. Doofenshmirtz engaged in a battle with Planty, resulting in severe damage to the Doofenshmirtz...
 
Nonsense, after the tragic loss of Perry the Platypus, there was... another.

phineasandferb.fandom.com

Planty the Potted Plant

Planty the Potted Plant is a plant working for the O.W.C.A. when Agent P did not show up on schedule to foil Heinz Doofenshmirtz's plan, Doofenshmirtz temporarily appointed Planty as his new nemesis. Doofenshmirtz engaged in a battle with Planty, resulting in severe damage to the Doofenshmirtz...
How dare you stand where he once stood!
 
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Meanwhile, In Heaven...
Well, his ghost is probably up to something.

Oh hello Omake Bug, you're looking very friendly today - YEOUCH!

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Meanwhile, In Heaven...

God steeples his fingers as Perry arrives at the Throne. The giant, multi-ringed angel lights up, showing God's face through the angellic light like a monitor would. Ah, mortals and their wacky inventions.

"Ah, Agent P. On time as usual," God speaks approvingly as an image of the Devil in front of a familiar beachfront appears next to His face on the Throne. "The vile Dr. Devil has been summoned by a small child in San Fransokyo. He has not been heard from in days, but this strangely worded letter of distress he sent to Me has Me concerned. Find out what he's up to and put a stop to it!"

Perry salutes and stands up, adjusting his iconic Fedora - Halo now included - and flapping his angel wings experimentally.

"Remember," God reminds the platypus more for the sake of tradition than any actual need for a reminder. "Your secret identity as an undercover Angel Operative is imperative to the mission, and you cannot let anyone know lest there be dire consequences. Good luck, and you have My blessings, Agent P."

A Choir of Angels begin to sing a classic song as Agent P runs over to a tube-like gap in the clouds and flies down to San Fransokyo.

"Doobie-Doobie-Doo-Wa! Doobie-Doobie-Do-Wa! An-gel A-gent-P!!!!!"

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As Doofenshmirtz takes a bite of his Quality Bratwurst Sandwhich, he turns to look out the window, barely missing the winged Platypus Spirit fly by.

"Huh. An immense feeling of nostalgia, sorrow, and satisfaction at knowing that wherever Perry is, he's doing what he loves just came over me..." He says distantly, looking back into the room. "...I think I'll take a walk through the park later this afternoon. I must be having one of those moods TECHNOR, the Mechanical Man, warned me about."

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...I blame the Omake Bug.
 
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