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At that point it's the normal problem of feeding a large population.
Well, with some additional logistical difficulties.

Live animals only, no plant matter, etc.

Didn't we have some 'Infinite Skaven Meatslime' somewhere that would solve the spider food problem?
Unless you mean indirectly by raising livestock on it, I don't see a reason to think it'd necessarily be compatible with how they consume food.
 
Unless you mean indirectly by raising livestock on it, I don't see a reason to think it'd necessarily be compatible with how they consume food.

But meatslime would be perfect to slurp right up. Just cut out the middle-man of liquefying a beings internal organs, fat, and muscles, then sucking it out with your spidey straw and just skip to the sucking part.
 
I believe Cython identifies as a "they", not a "he".
IIRC she's cool with every pronoun.

Strangely enough (for human standards at least), the following quote gives me the impression that Cython in fact refers to himself as an "It".
In Karag Zilfin, a dragon growls in protest without budging from its bed of gold and jewels. Can't a beast have a good sleep without one thing or another disturbing them?
Of course I'm going to keep calling him a "He" because the deep, rumbling voice i have for him in my head demands it.
 
You know, I wonder what sort of legends will be built around our rescue of Karak Vlag. Like, we had an entire army present at the destruction of Castle Drakenhof, and still people came up with all sorts of odd versions, but with Vlag there were... what, a few hundred people, only two of which actually saw what we did? Plus the twenty thousand dwarves with explicit knowledge, but they're probably not telling. All anybody will really know is that Mathilde went to the edge of the inhabitable world, somehow ripped a mountain out of the Warp, and fought an army of daemons that came screaming out. For all that actually pulling Vlag out of the Warp was pretty easy for us, it's still one of our more impressive feats.
 
I think we gave it away to the College for favour. :cry:

Maybe they'd let Mathilde have a sample for some favour... Then it is meatvats o'clock!
No, I think the only stuff we gave away was the ones we hadn't done yet. Meatslime was... a Pan and Max thing, I think, and still ongoing if I don't miss my guess, so it should still be here. Some of it at least.
 
The deal with the meatslime, IIRC, was that it was being tested for whether it had unfortunate side effects on livestock, and that necessitated taking a few years for observation. Might still be in progress.
 
Aaahhh nice! Then maybe if Eike meets Panpan & smol folks we can set up a future EIC mystery (slime) meats export: Halflings aproved! ™ haha
 
The deal with the meatslime, IIRC, was that it was being tested for whether it had unfortunate side effects on livestock, and that necessitated taking a few years for observation. Might still be in progress.
That thing?
Speaking of which, the turn we get back is when the five year study that Johann and Panoramia did is supposed to yield results.
That was in 2481. It is currently 2486. So I expect that at the next Duckling Club meeting, in the T34 social turn, we'll hear about how it went.
 
[x] Belegar Ironhammer
[x] Kazrik and the Dwarves of Karak Azul
[x] The We
 
If the Empire held a referendum today on "should we burn all magic users at the stake like Sigmar intended?" it could quite plausibly get majority support from the population at large, and much stronger support from Sigmarites and especially the Cult of Sigmar itself (which holds three Elector's votes itself, just incidentally).
I don't think this is true. Their three most important artefacts are explicitly noted to be magical in The Empire (8th edition).
Their highest and holiest symbols incorporate arcane magic, so while anti-magic sentiment is rife within the common populace and the lower to middle levels of the Cult of Sigmar, the higher levels of the Cult seem to be filled with priests who are very tolerant of magic indeed.
 
I don't think this is true. Their three most important artefacts are explicitly noted to be magical in The Empire (8th edition).
Their highest and holiest symbols incorporate arcane magic, so while anti-magic sentiment is rife within the common populace and the lower to middle levels of the Cult of Sigmar, the higher levels of the Cult seem to be filled with priests who are very tolerant of magic indeed.

It's my unfortunate duty to point out that hypocrisy is a thing that exists.
 
Hence, the Colleges still existing.

Plus side of that though, is that unless we actually do breach the articles in some fashion (I.e. Hiring Divine Magic Users) the Sigmarites can't touch us. They need to Prove that we're an evil Dhar using Black Magister unless they want the 8 colleges rolling up their sleeves whilst the Emperor stands aside because wtf.

This is all a convoluted way of saying we need to roast Omegahugger like a Marshmallow :V
 
That and the fifteen years of them trying and failing to get rid of them.
Yeah, but I imagine that even when the CoS advocates against the Colleges, they'd never say "Magnus the Pious was wrong"- the man's a Venerated Soul, he's literally holier than the Grand Theogonist.

They'd be arguing "The Colleges have become corrupted" or something.
 
Honestly, we can all pretend otherwise, but the real reason that the colleges have yet to fall is partly that, after being organized by Teclis, they are too tough to cleanse. They did survive a standstill with the Empire after all.

That does not mean the Articles should be flouted. They are generally sensible, and only sorta, maybe, perhaps fail to work in super niche situations that are often arguable anyway, plus they work well to enforce unity within the colleges by clearly defining what a Black Magister is- without them, they may very well fall apart in civil war and become easy pickings, and they will also probably lose all support. Plus, the colleges seem to find workarounds when the ultra niche situations rear their head, even in canon (that dhar studying black magister in canon no one was in a hurry to depose and who was accepted back after he finished his research and proved noncorruption in the Felix and Gotrek novels has been brought up multiple times.)

But if the colleges weren't a major pole of power within the Empire then they would have already been rid off. The Sigmarites can argue all they want, they ain't winning that war, they didn't last time wth Dieter, they won't next time. Sure, the wizards aren't winning it either, and the cost of it may be greater for them, but my point is not that the wizards are the strongest, my point is that getting rid of them is not really feasible realpolitik wise considering their power, no matter what gets voted.

Heck, anyone looking at the balance of power of the Empire from outside would be confused as to why the colleges do not get 1- or even 2- votes at the Elector's Meet, considering the power they de facto hold in practice.
 
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