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Looking to add a new entry into the library list and found a gorge with a peculiar name.

Try and pronounce Schluesselschlossschluct if you think you're bad enough.
 
In recent years, piracy, sabotage, and border skirmishes in the Border Princes region has shown that Dwarven dominance over the area is required to guarantee the safe flow of trade. King Byrrnoth Grundadrakk of Barak Varr wishes to make you aware that support would be available should an Umgi of proven trustworthiness seek dominion over the territories of the western end of Mad Dog Pass, near the banks of the Howling River. He also extends the observation that the Lady Magister is of proven trustworthiness.
Hmm... Could Gretel be trying to prove herself to be an umgi of proven trustworthiness?
 
Hmm... Could Gretel be trying to prove herself to be an umgi of proven trustworthiness?

What's there to prove? She was a member of the August Order of the Duckling, present at several major events in the K8P undertaking, and worked alongside the Besiegers to successfully quell the threat of piracy in the Border Princes on behalf of Barrak Varr.

She's as trustworthy as they come.
 
What's there to prove? She was a member of the August Order of the Duckling, present at several major events in the K8P undertaking, and worked alongside the Besiegers to successfully quell the threat of piracy in the Border Princes on behalf of Barrak Varr.

She's as trustworthy as they come.
Trustworthy sure, but trustworthy enough to be given a border principality with the backing and legitimacy of Barak Varr? I imagine that'd be a different story. She's still of Journeywoman rank and hasn't racked up the kinds of deeds Mathilde had when she was just a Magister. Doing good work in the area Barak Varr cares about would be a good way to prove her credentials for the job.
 
Trustworthy sure, but trustworthy enough to be given a border principality with the backing and legitimacy of Barak Varr? I imagine that'd be a different story. She's still of Journeywoman rank and hasn't racked up the kinds of deeds Mathilde had when she was just a Magister. Doing good work in the area Barak Varr cares about would be a good way to prove her credentials for the job.
There is both the 'Will she betray us?' trust and the 'Can she pull it off?' trust.

That's fair, but consider how desperate Barak Varr might be. Sylvania still doesn't have a Markgraf because anyone qualified for the position wants to stay a thousand miles away from the place at all times. The border princes has a similar reputation, so I doubt they've got a lot of candidates to shift through, which makes a journeywoman with both prestige and experience working in the area a good nomination for the role.

Of course, Ruprecht the Younger of the Winter Wolves is another potential candidate that we know off, so he could have been the one put in charge instead.
 
The phrase 'keep an eye on' seems to be doing a lot of work here, in that it seems to be used to mean "gather as much information as if you were breaking in to their bedroom and rifling through their bedside tables, but do so as safely as if you were passively watching, and be easy enough that I can hire an intern to do it".

What sort of Perpetuals do you think the Grey Order has that you're thinking you can grab one off the rack and chuck it into a cage match with the Gatekeeper of the Order of Light, the Hag Witch of Erengrad, the Master Runelord of Karak Azul, and a Grey Lord of Laurelorn?

An Ulgu Dragon obviously. They keep turning down promotions because it would be to much publicity. :p
 
What sort of Perpetuals do you think the Grey Order has that you're thinking you can grab one off the rack and chuck it into a cage match with the Gatekeeper of the Order of Light, the Hag Witch of Erengrad, the Master Runelord of Karak Azul, and a Grey Lord of Laurelorn?

I actually think they probably have one or two of those. Although they would probably have more important things to do, so it doesn't really matter.
 
Grey Caravanserai
The Hochlander lurked.

It wasn't easy to lurk in a brightly lit office doing paperwork, but Perpetual Apprentice or not The Hochlander was a Grey Wizard and standards had to be maintained. The paperwork in question consisted of reports, of annoyingly varied format and quality, from the EIC merchants that knowingly contributed to The Network. All of which had to be reviewed, summarised and if appropriate sent on for The Lady Magister's personal attention.

The one he was currently looking at was from Eight Peaks and pertained to the latest caravan from Cathay.

Caravan Master: Sen Tzu
Number of wagons: 8
Guards: Few healthy, many wounded


Sometimes The Hochlander despaired at the inability of merchants to count anything that wasn't money. And would it have killed them to specify who the guards were? Cathayan? Old World mercenaries? Ogres?

Goods: 1 wagon load of assorted powders

That would keep the alchemists happy. And possibly the chefs, depending.

1 wagon load of artwork and trinkets

It never failed to amuse The Hochlander how much people would pay for exotic paperweights. He still chuckled at the amount they made on that crate of Dämmerlichtreiter carvings the EIC had sent eastwards.

1 wagon load of 'wine'
4 wagon loads of tea leaves


Wilhelmina would be happy about that. The wine, or 'wine' whatever that meant, was a mere curiosity but tea was worth its weight in gold.

1 wagon load of silk, dyed bolts no clothing

Curious. The road to Cathay was long and perilous, carrying unfinished goods was highly unusual. Could be that Francesco Caravello had negotiated it in hope it would help the Eight Peaks weavers. Could be a caravan master taking a chance of rumours.

1 passenger looking to travel onwards to Reikland, name of Lin Long, stated reason of carrying messages from the 'King Dragon' to the 'Extremely Western Dragon' (translation uncertain)

At this The Hochlander leaned back, although he continued to present the impression of lurking. A dragon in Reikland? And a Cathayan one at that. Concerning.
The Lady Magister had an interest in dragons, particularly those amenable to written correspondence. However Reikland was far outside her area, discounting Altdorf itself, and she was increasingly busy with The Project. No need to bother her with this. But he would certainly need to pass this along to some of the other Networks controlled by the Collages. A dragon running around the Empire was no laughing matter even if it was keeping its head down.


AN: I figure the ruling dragons of Cathay wouldn't just forget their adopted cousin when he headed home. However between the language barriers, the culture clashes and sheer distance there are going to be some… miscommunications along the way.
 
@Boney, I have some information on Katya, goddess of Disarming Beauty, written up by Andy Law in the Discord server The Rookery. This information has never been canon (in his words "so unofficial it's painful"), but as there's unlikely to be any more information on her other than what's in Tome of Salvation, the 4e core book, and Guide to Ubersreik, I figured there was a chance it could be of some value. Andy Law has helped write several WFRP books and it was he who created Katya in Tome of Salvation.
- Katya, Goddess of Disarming Beauty, is worshipped throughout the Vorbergland and in isolated other places.
- Traditionally, Katya uses her beauty to disarm others, i.e. bring down the defences of others and expose them to experiences they would not normally contemplate.
- Katya is analogous to Atharti, an Elven goddess so beautiful it is said she could tempt any Elf from the Path they were walking, no matter how lost they may be. Both Atharti and Katya unlock suppressed emotions of mortals, stopping them from becoming fixated or obsessed with a single way of thinking.
- The Katyan Cult is not large, and is not dominated by any gender or sex.
- In the Empire, Katya's temples are often associated with brothels, red-light zones, playhouses, and any place where sex is purchased.
- Her clerics actively seek those lost to the divine influence of the gods (or Elves stuck on a path, which they see are the same thing).
- This includes looking out for Chaos Cultists, who they do not see as irrevocably lost.
- Katyans, in general, if not specifically, see those singularly devoted to Sigmar or Ulric or Taal (and similar gods) as no better or worse than those lost to, say, Slaanesh, Khorne, Nurgle, or Tzeentch (this, obviously, is not openly discussed).
- Katyans usually 'break' devoted and lost souls by unlocking feelings that stand contrary to how their chosen God demands they act, opening them up to experiencing a different way of life.
- The Katyans take a different approach according to the cultist at hand, using all manner of techniques and some particularly unique blessings, and will put years in if necessary.
- One of their most commonly used tools is making others fall in love with them. This can have all manner of horrendous outcomes.
- Katyans are forbidden to use violence against those who are not irrevocably lost. They are forbidden to know love or experience jealousy (good luck with that!). They are forbidden to set foot in the blessed temples of other gods. They are forbidden to influence others for their own benefit, and may never take a position of power for themselves.
 
@Boney, I have some information on Katya, goddess of Disarming Beauty, written up by Andy Law in the Discord server The Rookery. This information has never been canon (in his words "so unofficial it's painful"), but as there's unlikely to be any more information on her other than what's in Tome of Salvation, the 4e core book, and Guide to Ubersreik, I figured there was a chance it could be of some value. Andy Law has helped write several WFRP books and it was he who created Katya in Tome of Salvation.
- Katya, Goddess of Disarming Beauty, is worshipped throughout the Vorbergland and in isolated other places.
- Traditionally, Katya uses her beauty to disarm others, i.e. bring down the defences of others and expose them to experiences they would not normally contemplate.
- Katya is analogous to Atharti, an Elven goddess so beautiful it is said she could tempt any Elf from the Path they were walking, no matter how lost they may be. Both Atharti and Katya unlock suppressed emotions of mortals, stopping them from becoming fixated or obsessed with a single way of thinking.
- The Katyan Cult is not large, and is not dominated by any gender or sex.
- In the Empire, Katya's temples are often associated with brothels, red-light zones, playhouses, and any place where sex is purchased.
- Her clerics actively seek those lost to the divine influence of the gods (or Elves stuck on a path, which they see are the same thing).
- This includes looking out for Chaos Cultists, who they do not see as irrevocably lost.
- Katyans, in general, if not specifically, see those singularly devoted to Sigmar or Ulric or Taal (and similar gods) as no better or worse than those lost to, say, Slaanesh, Khorne, Nurgle, or Tzeentch (this, obviously, is not openly discussed).
- Katyans usually 'break' devoted and lost souls by unlocking feelings that stand contrary to how their chosen God demands they act, opening them up to experiencing a different way of life.
- The Katyans take a different approach according to the cultist at hand, using all manner of techniques and some particularly unique blessings, and will put years in if necessary.
- One of their most commonly used tools is making others fall in love with them. This can have all manner of horrendous outcomes.
- Katyans are forbidden to use violence against those who are not irrevocably lost. They are forbidden to know love or experience jealousy (good luck with that!). They are forbidden to set foot in the blessed temples of other gods. They are forbidden to influence others for their own benefit, and may never take a position of power for themselves.
I hope that does not appear in quest.

Because it's ... umm... rubbish.
 
That's fair, but consider how desperate Barak Varr might be. Sylvania still doesn't have a Markgraf because anyone qualified for the position wants to stay a thousand miles away from the place at all times. The border princes has a similar reputation, so I doubt they've got a lot of candidates to shift through, which makes a journeywoman with both prestige and experience working in the area a good nomination for the role.

Barak Varr seemed more interested in exploring broad solutions rather than fixater on propping up a human polity.

With Mathilde the expectation would be that she'd just make things work because Mathilde so effectively giving a blank check wasn't a problem. Anyone else wouldn't benefit from that.
 
Oh we talking about spying again? Never too late to make some undead thrall animals to be our eyes. Can you turn bugs into undead spies? So we can literally bug a room
 
So hi, just hopped on the Quest recently. I know next to nothing about WHF other than it's not quite as bad as WH40K, but I was lured by the appeal of ridiculously funny rolls.

Anyway, I had a question about Kasmir; after Drakenhof, he disappeared:
Seeking to distract yourself from having been too successful, you attempt to reach out to Kasmir. The man was failed by Sigmar just as much as you were, after all. And find, to your shock, that he's nowhere to be found. None of your fellow councillors have seen him, none of the castle guards have seen him. You check the gate records the Watch keeps and find that he never returned to Wurtbad. You reach out through your information network, and get nothing but silence in return.

[Finding Kasmir: Intrigue, Req ???: 19+17=36]
Then, when it was being determined who was staying on the Council, he rolled really well and apparently came back after spending most of a year emotionally recovering:
You nod, conceding the point. "Schultz? Kasmir?"

[Rolling... 95]
[Rolling... 97]

"Schultz is staying on - the girl has some plan for reinforcing the bridge across the Drak, turning it into a memorial to her father. And Kasmir's reappeared. He apparently spent most of a year tending to the people of the town of Drakenhof, filling the spiritual void left by the necromancers and vampires. Searching for meaning, he said. Seems to have found it."

You swallow a hundred bitter comments. If Kasmir's made peace with Sigmar having failed Abelhelm, that's his business.
But every time he comes up after that, it's as if he never returned in the first place:
Kasmir is nowhere to be found, apparently having disappeared back into Sylvania.
Whispering in her ear is a Priest of Sigmar, who by his heavyset frame and lack of armour isn't as militant as Brother Kasmir was,
"Tomorrow morning, I'm going looking for Kasmir. If you'll have him, I'll point him in your direction. Even if he never comes, I strongly advise you get rid of the slug you've currently got."
"Three years, then. For the past three years I have walked Sylvania, and Sigmar's power has answered my call more often than not, even when I doubted. And I have seen the good that power has done. Healing wounds, strengthening wills, and defeating the creatures that prey on man. Sigmar did not save Abelhelm, but through me He has saved hundreds since. So either the life of Sylvanian peasants are of greater import than an Elector Count that spent his life fighting, or Sigmar decided Abelhelm's work was finished." He looks at you again. "How is his daughter doing?"

You open your mouth to respond, then close it and consider it. "She's out of her depth, but not doing as terribly as she could. Wilhelmina's EIC basically runs everything west of the Moot while she focuses on Sylvania. I don't know much about her Council except for Gustav and Schultz, but her Priest..."

He closes his eyes, thinking. "If I couldn't be reached, they'd send... well, if they thought she'd be easier to mould than Abelhelm, they'd... oh, him."
"She'd put you on the Council," you say with more surety than you actually believe. "You can wander Sylvania and save peasants one at a time if that's the height of your ambitions, but we both know you could do more."

I apologize if this came up before, but to be frank I couldn't find a threadmark on this and there's almost 300,000 posts.
 
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So hi, just hopped on the Quest recently. I know next to nothing about WHF other than it's not quite as bad as WH40K, but I was lured by the appeal of ridiculously funny rolls.

Anyway, I had a question about Kasmir; after Drakenhof, he disappeared:
Then, when it was being determined who was staying on the Council, he rolled really well and apparently came back after spending most of a year emotionally recovering:
But every time he comes up after that, it's as if he never returned in the first place:






I apologize if this came up before, but to be frank this I couldn't find a threadmark on it and there's almost 300,000 posts.
He didn't go back to the council. Instead he stayed in Sylvania and focused on helping its people, which has apparently started paying off fairly recently with that Council of of Manhorak.
 
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