how dare u
i am but a purveyor of handcrafted clothing decades before elim "sexy beast" garak
u want shorts?
i can do shorts
u want dress?
i can do dress
u want sith robes?
i can do sith robes
u want omake?
i can do omake
u get omake:
once upon a tiem there was a seamstress. she was very good at seamstressing and only more than once once accidentally sewed a direct line to rihan into her client's clothing.
"i am but a simple seamtress" said the perfectly normal pointy eared human as she seamstressed for the highest ranking Starfleet officers
"don't worry about my pointy ears" said the seamstress to the human man.
"ok" said admiral linderly
"nothing at all suspicious about the seams" said the seamstress
"ok" said admiral linderly
***
one day some romulans came to sol and one of them came to get a dress tailored by our seamstress.
"hello i am but a simple senator" said the romulan
"hello rihannsu lady. i am but a simple seamstress" said the perfectly normal pointy eared human seamstress
"I gathered" said Senator Velal
"would u be interested in my fine selection of patterns?" said the seamstress handing over a thick tablet full of juicy human secrets
"i enjoy patterns" said the senator (who was more of a crochet woman) as she slipped the thick tablet of juicy human secrets into her robes
"thank you come again" said the seamstress who was a perfectly normal pointy eared human woman
"do u do robes?" asked the romulan who was not the seamstress (who was a normal pointy eared human seamstress and not at all a romulan)
"i do robes" said the seamstress
and they all lived happily ever after
> : D