Anyways, while my attention span is being briefly cooperative, I'd like to note that, in addition to getting Sendai to drop things here, you'll also have to get them to agree to stay out of Ishinomaki to fully resolve that side of things as well.

So yeah, dealing with Akiko's issues is going to be a thing at some point.
The reason I like the idea of taking Akiko prisoner so much is that she's likely to have lots of enemies. If we get her to agree to not mess with the UG, she'll go bother some other group. On the other hand, any enemies she might have could attack her anytime, which would give her the perfect excuse to answer in kind.
 
The reason I like the idea of taking Akiko prisoner so much is that she's likely to have lots of enemies. If we get her to agree to not mess with the UG, she'll go bother some other group. On the other hand, any enemies she might have could attack her anytime, which would give her the perfect excuse to answer in kind.

Even if she agreed, where would we put her? Also, how are you going to explain it to Homura?
 
She can share the house with Oriko and Kirika. :V

They've got to have an empty guest bedroom, right?
This idea just would not leave me:


I can imagine the meeting between Akiko and Oriko...


*Doorbell* *Door opens immediately*

Oriko: *Holding an ice pack to her head* "What do you want at 4 in the morn-"

Sabrina: "HI ORIKO! Here's your meguca!"

Kirika: *Glomp-attack*

Sabrina: "And an extra!" *Shoves Akiko inside* "Keep an eye on her for me, OK? Bye!" *Leaves*

Oriko: "I did not fors-"

Sabrina: "Wait!" *Comes back* "Any apocalyptic warnings for the near future?"

Oriko: "No. Leave." *Rubs ice pack on head*

Sabrina leaves.

...

Akiko: *Lightbulb* "You can predict the future. Everything makes sense now. Would you like to make a deal that would benefit the two of us?"

Oriko: *Stares* "You. You are the one that's been causing her to cause me headaches."

Akiko: *Steps back* "Am I?"

Oriko: *Nodding while steping forward* "Oh, don't worry, I'm sure we can deal with this situation in a way that will be most beneficial to one of the two of us."

Akiko: "Ehhh..." *Steps back, bumps into Kirika* "So, Kirika, you live here?"

Kirika: *Stares*

Akiko: "What's with the... Predatory... Gaze... Shit."
 
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Trying my hand at a vote. Not really satisfied with my other options at present.

[x] Reassure Rin. "I know this isn't your fault."
[x] Relay to Mami, via telepathy what Akiko just told us. Thoughts?
[x] To Rin and Sakura: Is she okay?
[x] To Akiko: Point out that she knows a teleporter and we're fine with her dropping by whenever for cleanses or to refresh Seeds. All we're asking in return is that everyone stop fighting for a reason we've essentially made obsolete.
- [x] Please, Akiko, work with me. This doesn't have to end in tears. I just need you to stop hounding the University group. You don't have to do that anymore.
- [x] Safety, security, commodity doesn't explain why you told us you were in Ishinomkai to heal Kato Setsuko. There's clearly more to this, and I can't help you if you won't let me. If you want, we can go somewhere to discuss the issue in private.
[x] If she reacts negatively or refuses our offer:
- [x] To Rin: Akiko has informed me that Kato Setsuko is dead. Did you know about this? Why would she take you to Ishinomaki to heal a dead girl?
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[x] To Akiko: One way or another your extortion of the University girls is going to stop. If we can't come to a peaceful agreement, then for any further "payments" you'll have to go through us. Please reconsider, I don't want to start that fight, but I will end it if you force my hand.
 
Hmm, yeah, this works. It'll probably work better than trying to undermine her, and has less of a chance of backfiring. That said, I'm not entirely certain what getting Mami's thoughts on the matter would do, since we are barreling on ahead with our actions regardless of her input, but there is no harm asking, I suppose. Maybe move it back to after Akiko reacts negatively, between asking Rin about Kato and delivering the ultimatum to Akiko?

[x] Krecart
 
...Seriously, we should have a clause to try and undermine her if this doesn't work. Otherwise, we're wasting yet another update when she inevitably talks crazy at us and we're sitting there looking stupid. Talk to her teammates too, damnit. :(

As it is, I don't like how we're exclusively trying to talk sense into the crazy person in the krecart vote and not having an option to try the alternative if-when- that fails AGAIN.
 
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[x] To the entire region
--[x]Ultimatum
No. of votes: 1
Crasian01

[X] I have the standing offer of free cleanses for soul gems and free restoration of grief seeds. You are right that I can't be attached to you at the hip, but would it be sufficient for your purposes if you were free to visit Mitakihara to ask for those? With Sakura, it shouldn't take too long.
No. of votes: 1
'Lement

[x] Ugolino
No. of votes: 2
Skelm, landcollector

[x]Begin increasing the intensity of the questions
[x]Point out the irrationality of Akiko to the other magical girls to get them on your side, maybe even ask them for info on Akiko.
[x]If there is any dirt on Akiko, try to use that to your advantage.
[x]If Akiko continues to stonewall you, advise Mami to stay strong, and then point out that she is playing right into Kyubey's hands. The very mention of the little jerk should get blood flowing, which, while not always advisable on a mediation, is likely to band the other magical girls against her.
[x]If Akiko cracks on the other hand, then thank her for being reasonable.
No. of votes: 1
Bobalo18

[x] To Akiko, telepathy:
-[x] What if I told you that there may be a way for grief seeds to be more than that? Not just safety and security, but hope for a return to something better?
-[x] I can't promise it. I've only barely got a hint of that as a possibility, and have been crazy busy the last few days, so haven't been able to really test it. But that hint is there.
-[x] Maybe it's only a pipe dream, but I'm not going to give up on it. But the more fires I have to run around putting out, the less time I can spend on such things.
-[x] I'm offering this â€" have been offering this â€" since the beginning. You can cling to safety and security, but that only keeps you tied to the here and now. If you want to try for something better.. if you want to hope for something better...
[x] Fallback, in case the above fails:
-[x] Stand up. Sorry, an emergency has just come up. Save my seat for me, please.
-[x] To all Sendai: Sit tight, I'm coming over right now.
-[x] Pull down enough grief for a small carpet and jump on it to head directly to Akiko's position.
-[x] Start cleansing Akiko's soul gem as soon as feasible.
No. of votes: 1
Kinematics

[x] To Sakura: Uh, is she okay?
No. of votes: 1
Random832

[x]Reassure Rin. This isn't her fault.
[x] Telepathy Akiko
-[x] I can't be around you 24/7? With Sakura's help, I practically can. Anytime you want your seeds refreshed, you can drop in and I'll cleanse your seeds. If you want to stay above a certain number of clean seeds, I can do that too. How many seeds are enough? Would having 30 seeds ready to use at all times forever be enough for you? What about fifty? 80? Because that's what I'm offering here. Infinite grief cleansings. All I'm asking in return is that everyone stop fighting for a reason I've made obsolete.
-[x] Please, Akiko, work with me. This doesn't have to end in tears. I just need you to stop hounding the University group. You don't have to do that anymore.
[x] If she reacts negatively or rebukes our offer:
-[x] Start talking to her teammates. Rin and Sakura, mainly, and ask if them can relay the message to the other girls. Tell her what we've just heard. Do they really want to go with a plan to try and demand 30 seeds from a group that they know can't afford it and force us to side with the University group if they refuse, or would they be willing to work for peace with us?

No. of votes: 2
Ugolino, cmwatford

[x] Cannongerbil
No. of votes: 5
Aranfan, Gadjo, moonstne, Dirtnap, Onmur

[X] Speak to Akiko privately. Ask her if this has something to do with soul gems and Witches--and if it does, to elaborate. Heavily imply that we already know what she would be talking about. If she says that it doesn't, then ask if this has something to do with Walpurgisnacht.
-[X] If Akiko refuses to answer or gives an unsatisfactory answer, then go all-chat telepathy and point out all of the contradictory answers Akiko has given. Call her out on her bullshit, and explain that the only person who is not amenable to peace in exchange for Sabrina's services and a promise to keep the peace is Akiko, personally. Not the Sendai group, just Akiko.
-[X]Present ultimatum: Sabrina will enforce the peace and provide free, unlimited cleansing to everyone whenever they need it. Future disputes can be taken up with Sabrina and worked out. The Fukushima group will not be called in, or will be called off it already called in. Lastly, Akiko will be taken in for house arrest. The rest of the Sendai group will be free to go, but if any of them try to defend Akiko, they will subdued and taken in for house arrest as well.
[X] If Akiko presents a satisfactory or sufficiently compelling answer to the original questions, then we will determine our response in the next vote.

No. of votes: 1
SaltyWaffles

[x]Reassure Rin. This isn't her fault.
[x] Telepathy Akiko
-[x] I can't be around you 24/7? With Sakura's help, I practically can. Anytime you want your seeds refreshed, you can drop in and I'll cleanse your seeds. If you want to stay above a certain number of clean seeds, I can do that too. How many seeds are enough? Would having 30 seeds ready to use at all times forever be enough for you? What about fifty? 80? Because that's what I'm offering here. Infinite grief cleansings. All I'm asking in return is that everyone stop fighting for a reason I've made obsolete.
-[x] Please, Akiko, work with me. This doesn't have to end in tears. I just need you to stop hounding the University group. You don't have to do that anymore.
[x] If she reacts negatively or rebukes our offer:
-[x] If you don't agree to peacefully resolve this then I will crush you like I crushed the Ishinomaki group, don't make me fight you. Please reconsider this position.
-[x] Start talking to her teammates. Rin and Sakura, mainly, and ask if them can relay the message to the other girls. Tell her what we've just heard. Do they really want to go with a plan to try and demand 30 seeds from a group that they know can't afford it and force us to side with the University group if they refuse, or would they be willing to work for peace with us?
No. of votes: 1
Emdeman

[x] Reassure Rin. I know this isn't your fault.
[x] Relay to Mami, via telepathy what Akiko just told us. Thoughts?
[x] To Rin and Sakura: Is she okay?
[x] To Akiko: Point out that she knows a teleporter and we're fine with her dropping by whenever for cleanses or to refresh Seeds. All we're asking in return is that everyone stop fighting for a reason we've essentially made obsolete.
-[x] Please, Akiko, work with me. This doesn't have to end in tears. I just need you to stop hounding the University group. You don't have to do that anymore.
-[x] Safety, security, commodity doesn't explain why you told us you were in Ishinomkai to heal Kato Setsuko. There's clearly more to this, and I can't help you if you won't let me. If you want, we can go somewhere to discuss the issue in private.
[x] If she reacts negatively or refuses our offer:
[x] To Rin: Akiko has informed me that Kato Setsuko is dead. Did you know about this? Why would she take you to Ishinomaki to heal a dead girl?
[x] To Akiko: One way or another your extortion of the University girls is going to stop. If we can't come to a peaceful agreement, then for any further payments you'll have to go through us. Please reconsider, I don't want to start that fight, but I will end it if you force my hand.
No. of votes: 2
Krecart, Cannongerbil
Vote is still open.
 
@defenestrator
It's useless but harmless. The utter lack of an attempt to get around Akiko if she proves completely irrational is much more of a problem.

This vote needs to try and get through to the other girls if she doesn't prove amenable to reason herself. Otherwise, NOTHING gets done if the person who's been a crazy person continues to be a crazy person in the next update. We NEED to undermine her if she won't listen.
 
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...Seriously, we should have a clause to try and undermine her if this doesn't work. Otherwise, we're wasting yet another update when she inevitably talks crazy at us and we're sitting there looking stupid. Talk to her teammates too, damnit. :(

As it is, I don't like how we're exclusively trying to talk sense into the crazy person in the krecart vote and not having an option to try the alternative if-when- that fails AGAIN.
I'm worried that they aren't on the same page as us. I don't want to start asking the whole team without knowing for sure that she's a total space cadet. There's nothing stopping them from asking Akiko what the hell we're talking about, and that'd basically be the end of negotiations if we're shown to be trying to undermine her authority behind her back. Asking Rin is justifiable as it makes sense for us to try and independently confirm the information we recieved from someone who should know. It's also not phrased in a way that is a direct attack on Akiko's leadership/sanity. Plausible deniablity.
Do we really need this line?
At the very least I think she should be aware of what we're discussing with Akiko. I'm also kind of tired of our trend of asking nobody for input before we do things unless it's asking Oriko questions that she either can't really answer or we're just gona change the answers to in a minute anyways.
 
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edit: copy/pasted cannon's vote 2 posts down.

[x] Reassure Rin. "I know this isn't your fault."
[x] To Rin and Sakura: Is she okay?
[x] To Akiko: Point out that she knows a teleporter and we're fine with her dropping by whenever for cleanses or to refresh Seeds. All we're asking in return is that everyone stop fighting for a reason we've essentially made obsolete.
- [x] Please, Akiko, work with me. This doesn't have to end in tears. I just need you to stop hounding the University group. You don't have to do that anymore.
- [x] Safety, security, commodity doesn't explain why you told us you were in Ishinomkai to heal Kato Setsuko. There's clearly more to this, and I can't help you if you won't let me. If you want, we can go somewhere to discuss the issue in private.
[x] If she reacts negatively or refuses our offer:
- [x] To Rin: Akiko has informed me that Kato Setsuko is dead. Did you know about this? Why would she take you to Ishinomaki to heal a dead girl?
- [
x] Relay to Mami, via telepathy what Akiko just told us. Thoughts?
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[x] To Akiko: One way or another your extortion of the University girls is going to stop. If we can't come to a peaceful agreement, then for any further "payments" you'll have to go through us. Please reconsider, I don't want to start that fight, but I will end it if you force my hand.

-[x] Start talking to her teammates. Rin and Sakura, mainly, and ask if them can relay the message to the other girls. Tell her what we've just heard. Do they really want to go with a plan to try and demand 30 seeds from a group that they know can't afford it and force us to side with the University group if they refuse, or would they be willing to work for peace with us?
 
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@Krecart
Then we need to GET them on the same page, and we get nothing done by inexplicably not raising the issue and letting them assume that all is well. I don't care if Akiko finds out that we think she's not acting rationally. We don't, she isn't, and we don't want her to handle Sendai's negotiations if we can get the others to disagree with her on the 30 seeds demand.

As for total space cadet, that's EXACTLY what we'd have established with "reacts negatively or rebukes our offer". There have literally been several pages of updates confirming that, yes, she's not acting rationally.

That vote gets nothing done if Akiko is less than completely reasonable, and I can't vote for a vote that only assumes everything will go perfectly and gets nothing done under any other circumstances.

Here's what's likely to happen: Akiko will still be batshit/stonewall us and RIn will shrug because she's kept out of the loop, and that'll be an update where we get nothing done at all because we didn't try and work around the likely problem.
 
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[x] Reassure Rin. "I know this isn't your fault."
[x] To Rin and Sakura: Is she okay?
[x] To Akiko: Point out that she knows a teleporter and we're fine with her dropping by whenever for cleanses or to refresh Seeds. All we're asking in return is that everyone stop fighting for a reason we've essentially made obsolete.
- [x] Please, Akiko, work with me. This doesn't have to end in tears. I just need you to stop hounding the University group. You don't have to do that anymore.
- [x] Safety, security, commodity doesn't explain why you told us you were in Ishinomkai to heal Kato Setsuko. There's clearly more to this, and I can't help you if you won't let me. If you want, we can go somewhere to discuss the issue in private.
[x] If she reacts negatively or refuses our offer:
- [x] To Rin: Akiko has informed me that Kato Setsuko is dead. Did you know about this? Why would she take you to Ishinomaki to heal a dead girl?
- [
x] Relay to Mami, via telepathy what Akiko just told us. Thoughts?
-
[x] To Akiko: One way or another your extortion of the University girls is going to stop. If we can't come to a peaceful agreement, then for any further "payments" you'll have to go through us. Please reconsider, I don't want to start that fight, but I will end it if you force my hand.

-[x] Start talking to her teammates. Rin and Sakura, mainly, and ask if them can relay the message to the other girls. Tell her what we've just heard. Do they really want to go with a plan to try and demand 30 seeds from a group that they know can't afford it and force us to side with the University group if they refuse, or would they be willing to work for peace with us?
 
You know, this situation needs an attack from multiple angels.
Informing and discussing things with several people at once.
Something that Sabrina excels at.
How about talking IRL with the University group at the same time as mentally with Sendai group? Would prevent Akiko from handling both.
 
Except that...we're in agreement with the University group. It's Sendai we need to talk to right now since we got University to pretty much agree to our terms.
 
[x] Reassure Rin. "I know this isn't your fault."
[x] To Rin and Sakura: Is she okay?
[x] To Akiko: Point out that she knows a teleporter and we're fine with her dropping by whenever for cleanses or to refresh Seeds. All we're asking in return is that everyone stop fighting for a reason we've essentially made obsolete.
- [x] Please, Akiko, work with me. This doesn't have to end in tears. I just need you to stop hounding the University group. You don't have to do that anymore.
- [x] Safety, security, commodity doesn't explain why you told us you were in Ishinomkai to heal Kato Setsuko. There's clearly more to this, and I can't help you if you won't let me. If you want, we can go somewhere to discuss the issue in private.
[x] If she reacts negatively or refuses our offer:
- [x] To Rin: Akiko has informed me that Kato Setsuko is dead. Did you know about this? Why would she take you to Ishinomaki to heal a dead girl?
- [
x] Relay to Mami, via telepathy what Akiko just told us. Thoughts?
-
[x] To Akiko: One way or another your extortion of the University girls is going to stop. If we can't come to a peaceful agreement, then for any further "payments" you'll have to go through us. Please reconsider, I don't want to start that fight, but I will end it if you force my hand.
-[x] Start talking to her teammates. Rin and Sakura, mainly, and ask if them can relay the message to the other girls. Tell her what we've just heard. Do they really want to go with a plan to try and demand 30 seeds from a group that they know can't afford it and force us to side with the University group if they refuse, or would they be willing to work for peace with us?
 
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@Krecart
Here's what's likely to happen: Akiko will still be batshit/stonewall us and RIn will shrug because she's kept out of the loop, and that'll be an update where we get nothing done at all because we didn't try and work around the likely problem.
Okay, so something like this under the "if she keeps being a shit" part?

[] To Akiko's team: Ask them if they know why Akiko would go to Ishinomaki to heal Kato Setsuko if she's dead. Furthermore, are they really okay with demanding 30 Seeds from a group that already can't survive paying them three per week? Knowing that we'd be forced to side with the University when they refuse, or are they willing to work for peace with us?

I didn't much care for the other wording because it's not giving clear weight to both issues. Yeah "tell them what we just heard" probably covers it, but I feel like the contradiction needs to be stressed more.

It's more likely to get them to disagree with than the Seeds issue, which could be seen as business as usual to them, if still really harsh.
 
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[x] Reassure Rin. "I know this isn't your fault."
[x] To Rin and Sakura: Is she okay?
[x] To Akiko: Point out that she knows a teleporter and we're fine with her dropping by whenever for cleanses or to refresh Seeds. All we're asking in return is that everyone stop fighting for a reason we've essentially made obsolete.
- [x] Please, Akiko, work with me. This doesn't have to end in tears. I just need you to stop hounding the University group. You don't have to do that anymore.
- [x] Safety, security, commodity doesn't explain why you told us you were in Ishinomkai to heal Kato Setsuko. There's clearly more to this, and I can't help you if you won't let me. If you want, we can go somewhere to discuss the issue in private.
[x] If she reacts negatively or refuses our offer:
- [x] To Rin: Akiko has informed me that Kato Setsuko is dead. Did you know about this? Why would she take you to Ishinomaki to heal a dead girl?
- [
x] Relay to Mami, via telepathy what Akiko just told us. Thoughts?
-
[x] To Akiko: One way or another your extortion of the University girls is going to stop. If we can't come to a peaceful agreement, then for any further "payments" you'll have to go through us. Please reconsider, I don't want to start that fight, but I will end it if you force my hand.

-[x] Start talking to her teammates. Rin and Sakura, mainly, and ask if them can relay the message to the other girls. Tell her what we've just heard. Do they really want to go with a plan to try and demand 30 seeds from a group that they know can't afford it and force us to side with the University group if they refuse, or would they be willing to work for peace with us?
 
[x] Reassure Rin. "I know this isn't your fault."
[x] To Rin and Sakura: Is she okay?
[x] To Akiko: Point out that she knows a teleporter and we're fine with her dropping by whenever for cleanses or to refresh Seeds. All we're asking in return is that everyone stop fighting for a reason we've essentially made obsolete.
- [x] Please, Akiko, work with me. This doesn't have to end in tears. I just need you to stop hounding the University group. You don't have to do that anymore.
- [x] Safety, security, commodity doesn't explain why you told us you were in Ishinomkai to heal Kato Setsuko. There's clearly more to this, and I can't help you if you won't let me. If you want, we can go somewhere to discuss the issue in private.
[x] If she reacts negatively or refuses our offer:
- [x] To Rin: Akiko has informed me that Kato Setsuko is dead. Did you know about this? Why would she take you to Ishinomaki to heal a dead girl?
- [x] Relay to Mami, via telepathy what Akiko just told us. Thoughts?
- [x] To Akiko: One way or another your extortion of the University girls is going to stop. If we can't come to a peaceful agreement, then for any further "payments" you'll have to go through us. Please reconsider, I don't want to start that fight, but I will end it if you force my hand.
-[x] Start talking to her teammates. Rin and Sakura, mainly, and ask if them can relay the message to the other girls. Tell her what we've just heard. Do they really want to go with a plan to try and demand 30 seeds from a group that they know can't afford it and force us to side with the University group if they refuse, or would they be willing to work for peace with us?


Fixed the italics.
 
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