The answer to this is likely the same alien sense of ethics that makes them never directly lie but constantly deceive with statements that are only technically true or obsess over getting verbal consent for a contract while simultaneously doing everything short of direct physical intervention to force girls to give that consent. There are a million ways they could go about increasing energy production efficiency by changing things about humanity but they seem to believe it's most ethical to let us roam free instead of factory farming us

I agree that this is probably a case of Alien Morals

Specifically, I suspect that the "No Lying" thing is a core, likely engineered, aspect of their species that is integral for their society. Kuybey can't lie because he *can't change that trait*, or specifically *even if he was able to he'd likely be killed*.

There's probably something different going on with the lack of interference, and trying to reduce knowledge of magic stuff.

In the end, I don't think that Kuybey is entirely unreasonable. If it's mutually beneficial, he'll go for it. And the core issue with <gestures at the setting> is that Kuybey is misaligned with what people want.

If we can figure out how to reconcile, then we can move forward easier. We don't want Kuybey as an enemy, that makes everything *much* more difficult, and it's not like we can actually kill him.
 
As a more serious one for the list:

Will you give me all the Grief Seeds you have if I empty them out and give you back the Grief?

While I think it's unlikely that Kyubey will agree to this unless we can offer him something even more valuable in exchange (and depending on what he does with them it may not even be possible for him to say yes), I'd like to contemplate the logistical hurdles involved for a second
  • First, the sheer number of them. I'm not going to try to estimate how many magical girls have lived across all of history but it has to be in the millions. The physical space required to store them all would be enormous and unless Sabrina can push her multi-processing abilities to the level of absurdity it would take her months and months of doing nothing but moving grief around just to clear them all out
  • Second, supposing we found some method of effective dewitching we'd then have to figure out what to do with millions of girls from all over human history all of whom had the worst day of their lives, turned into a monster for an extended period of time, and then woke up in 21st century japan. This is a challenge bad enough to make the mess we're about to deal with with the Soujus' victims look like the easiest thing we've ever done
  • Third, what exactly are the implications of familiars here. A familiar who eats enough people eventually turns into a copy of the witch that created it with its own grief seed. Do some of the seeds in Kyubey's collection have thousands of copies? If we could dewitch them would they all turn back into the same girl who now has thousands of clones?
 
While I think it's unlikely that Kyubey will agree to this unless we can offer him something even more valuable in exchange (and depending on what he does with them it may not even be possible for him to say yes), I'd like to contemplate the logistical hurdles involved for a second
  • First, the sheer number of them. I'm not going to try to estimate how many magical girls have lived across all of history but it has to be in the millions. The physical space required to store them all would be enormous and unless Sabrina can push her multi-processing abilities to the level of absurdity it would take her months and months of doing nothing but moving grief around just to clear them all out
  • Second, supposing we found some method of effective dewitching we'd then have to figure out what to do with millions of girls from all over human history all of whom had the worst day of their lives, turned into a monster for an extended period of time, and then woke up in 21st century japan. This is a challenge bad enough to make the mess we're about to deal with with the Soujus' victims look like the easiest thing we've ever done
  • Third, what exactly are the implications of familiars here. A familiar who eats enough people eventually turns into a copy of the witch that created it with its own grief seed. Do some of the seeds in Kyubey's collection have thousands of copies? If we could dewitch them would they all turn back into the same girl who now has thousands of clones?
All of these will still be the case if Kyubey doesn't hand them over peacefully.
 
I think its very unlikely he'll accept this. Grief seeds generate new grief remember? Even assuming seed free grief is exactly as efficient as a grief seed, he'd be losing out on new generation.
No reason not to ask. If he says no, we're no worse off.
I agree that this is probably a case of Alien Morals

Specifically, I suspect that the "No Lying" thing is a core, likely engineered, aspect of their species that is integral for their society. Kuybey can't lie because he *can't change that trait*, or specifically *even if he was able to he'd likely be killed*.

There's probably something different going on with the lack of interference, and trying to reduce knowledge of magic stuff.

In the end, I don't think that Kuybey is entirely unreasonable. If it's mutually beneficial, he'll go for it. And the core issue with <gestures at the setting> is that Kuybey is misaligned with what people want.

If we can figure out how to reconcile, then we can move forward easier. We don't want Kuybey as an enemy, that makes everything *much* more difficult, and it's not like we can actually kill him.
I don't think Kyubey has a concept of "enemies". He will happily work with us one minute, try to kill is the next minute, then go right back to working with us if his murder attempt fails.

I don't think we'll ever get to the point of "reconciled" with him, but I do think we can get better at meeting him on his own terms, working with him where our goals align and working against him where they don't and limiting how much our interactions in one area color our interactions in another.
While I think it's unlikely that Kyubey will agree to this unless we can offer him something even more valuable in exchange (and depending on what he does with them it may not even be possible for him to say yes), I'd like to contemplate the logistical hurdles involved for a second
  • First, the sheer number of them. I'm not going to try to estimate how many magical girls have lived across all of history but it has to be in the millions. The physical space required to store them all would be enormous and unless Sabrina can push her multi-processing abilities to the level of absurdity it would take her months and months of doing nothing but moving grief around just to clear them all out
  • Second, supposing we found some method of effective dewitching we'd then have to figure out what to do with millions of girls from all over human history all of whom had the worst day of their lives, turned into a monster for an extended period of time, and then woke up in 21st century japan. This is a challenge bad enough to make the mess we're about to deal with with the Soujus' victims look like the easiest thing we've ever done
  • Third, what exactly are the implications of familiars here. A familiar who eats enough people eventually turns into a copy of the witch that created it with its own grief seed. Do some of the seeds in Kyubey's collection have thousands of copies? If we could dewitch them would they all turn back into the same girl who now has thousands of clones?
I actually did do the math a while back. I took the total number of humans who have ever lived as an unrealistic maximim then looked up how many eggs you can stack in a given volume. There were a few more things I did after that I don't recall immediately, but I remember the result was a lot, but not enough to fill our 3D control zone so we technically wouldn't even need to use 4D rotation to store them all while we worked through de-Witching them. Obviously we would use that since we wouldn't want them lying around everywhere in the spatial dimension we live in, but it isn't completely untenable either.
 
All of these will still be the case if Kyubey doesn't hand them over peacefully.

Do we actually have the ability to take them by force? From a moral standpoint we have to save those girls no matter what but if Kyubey won't bargain for them we start having to look at plans like 'find a magical girl whose power will let us trace a grief seed back to wherever Kyubey is sending them and then once we have a location go physically invade the Incubator homeworld'. It's not completely out of the question given what magical girls are capable of but it starts to get implausible

If we're going to ask Kyubey things just to satisfy our curiosity, I still want to know where he got the idea boys aren't as emotional as girls. I could see him just not understanding emotions and uncritically accepting pop culture stereotypes, but if he's been around as long as he implies he has, the pop culture stereotypes about that would have reversed more than once during his time here.

Another question in the same direction of 'what the heck is up with Kyubey's weird understanding of gender' is how exactly he determines who counts as a girl for the purpose of making a contract in the first place. Special entropy-defying emotions experienced only by girls are such a weird concept in the first place that I have no idea how it interacts with trans people, intersex people, all of the other places where gender isn't straightforward, etc. Candidate answers here: a. just the basic boy-girl emotion-related difference of whether your hormonal system is primarily estrogen or testosterone, b. Kyubey defines gender in the first place by whether you're capable of experiencing the special magical potential emotions and a girl is anyone he can contract, c. some kind of bizarre alien understanding of gender that makes no sense to us

I actually did do the math a while back. I took the total number of humans who have ever lived as an unrealistic maximim then looked up how many eggs you can stack in a given volume. There were a few more things I did after that I don't recall immediately, but I remember the result was a lot, but not enough to fill our 3D control zone so we technically wouldn't even need to use 4D rotation to store them all while we worked through de-Witching them. Obviously we would use that since we wouldn't want them lying around everywhere in the spatial dimension we live in, but it isn't completely untenable either.

Oh neat! So it would be physically possible after all albeit inconvenient (Technically speaking familiars who turn into witches complicate this count but it only matters here if the number of familiar grief seeds per original witch seed is high enough to compensate for the fact that magical girls are only a small fraction of humans which seems unlikely. If it were that high we'd be crawling in witches and there wouldn't be grief seed scarcity)
 
Do we actually have the ability to take them by force?
Yes. We just need to find a magical girl whose power will let us trace a grief seed back to wherever Kyubey is sending them, and then once we have a location go physically invade the Incubator homeworld.

It's not a thing to do during the quest, but then neither is dewitching every magical girl who has ever lived.
 
Yes. We just need to find a magical girl whose power will let us trace a grief seed back to wherever Kyubey is sending them, and then once we have a location go physically invade the Incubator homeworld.

It's not a thing to do during the quest, but then neither is dewitching every magical girl who has ever lived.

Thats assuming it has a 'Homeworld', we know nothin about the little rat, for all we know it has thousands of planets worth of bases.

I dont mind trying but these fuckers have clarktech, Id say we go with a bit of caution.
 
No reason not to ask. If he says no, we're no worse off.
If we're going to ask him about possible improvements to his energy system in exchange for grief seeds, we should ask him straight up how his energy processing works so that we can figure out what arrangement works better for both of us.

Without more information, the idea I think is most likely to work goes like this: Sabrina's grief seems to have no physical limits, meaning it can generate and release arbitrary amounts of energy. The Incubators do seem to have physical limits on their ability to extract energy from grief, otherwise they'd already have all the energy they need. To get around the limits of their ability to extract energy from grief, they would need more of it to extract energy from, hence the despair farms.

The Incubators don't actually care about the grief itself though, they care about the energy generated by the grief. So if Sabrina can generate any amount of energy from any amount of grief, and the Incubators cannot, she could conceivably outproduce the entirety of the Incubator grief energy extraction industry. This would mean she is the best source of power, which would be an incredible bargaining tool. We could offer to supply his civilization with more energy than they could otherwise produce on the condition that they hand over every grief seed. Then just set up an Incubator portal and a speck of grief in hammerspace, or a shielded bubble of grief, or even a witch's barrier, and collect the seeds we're owed.

I don't actually know if it would work out, but that would be my best bet. It will depend a lot on Kyubey's ability to collect large amounts of energy from incubator portals, so if it does fail I suspect it will be because of throughput reasons. Well, that and the whole Madoka thing. They might still want her more.
 
If we're going to ask him about possible improvements to his energy system in exchange for grief seeds, we should ask him straight up how his energy processing works so that we can figure out what arrangement works better for both of us.
We can't verify any answer he gives there. We can only verify whether or not he gives us a grief seed to clear out.

Any arrangement that doesn't have all its terms immediately and obviously fulfilled leaves room for incubator fuckery and alien morality loopholes. In Nerevar's scenario, we get all the grief seeds eventually because the Incubators prefer us draining them to just keeping the grief seeds, and there's no way to both have that cake and eat it too. In your scenario, at best we get whatever amount of grief seeds Kyubey can convince us is "all of them". At worst, pointing the other end of the arbitrary energy portal back at us doesn't violate whatever is keeping the Incubators from just shooting us because it's categorized as suicide.
 
Well, that and the whole Madoka thing. They might still want her more.
They absolutely would tell us to fuck off if we try to pry them away from Madoka. They were willing to sacrifice all of Earth's future grief production just for Madoka, it doesnt matter how much energy Sabrina can produce, she is not Madoka. With all their tech and social fu skills they can realistically keep Earth running indefinitely and they STILL chose to sacrifice it all to get Madoka.
 
Of course, we all know what Kyubey's implications are worth. Maybe we would have been living in caves without Incubator intervention in his opinion not because he has actually been around before human civilization came into being, but because he showed up during the Cold War and one of the first wishes was that there wouldn't be a nuclear war. He assumes, because he considers us all insane anyway, that we absolutely would have bombed ourselves back to the Stone Age and used that to imply his presence on Earth much earlier than he actually had when trying to manipulate Madoka.
I think I like that one a lot, since it would imply he was aping pre-existing Magical Girl media for his system in order to make everyone easier to manipulate rather than Magical Girl media coming about as Kyubey deciding to help produce propaganda. And in general it makes the butterfly effect less problematic between our real world timeline, the Witch timeline and the Wraith timeline the shorter the period of history Kyubey's been messing with.

Sure, this doesn't work with Tart, and makes the historical Magical Girls trickier, but multiverse theory could put those girls in alternate timelines where Kyubey showed up at different points in time.
The issue with that theory is that in that conversation where Kyubey makes the "you'd probably still be living in caves" comment, he does also pretty explicitly say "We have been involved with your civilization since before your recorded history".

Plus, he showed a bunch of images of historical magical girls in that conversation too, and I don't think that he just made those up or that they were from alternate timelines or something.

...But yeah, that does leave us with canon being pretty weird in regards to magical girl media and the butterfly effect.

If we're going to ask Kyubey things just to satisfy our curiosity, I still want to know where he got the idea boys aren't as emotional as girls. I could see him just not understanding emotions and uncritically accepting pop culture stereotypes, but if he's been around as long as he implies he has, the pop culture stereotypes about that would have reversed more than once during his time here.
I am kind of curious about this too, though. Kyubey's wording in the translation I watched is:
Kyubey in episode 9 said:
"Your souls are energy sources capable of defying entropy. And the most effective of all are girls in their second stage of development, who experience the greatest fluctuations between hope and despair."
Which, to be fair, "experience the greatest fluctuations between hope and despair" isn't exactly the same as saying "girls are more emotional"... But even then, the idea that girls undergoing puberty just universally experience greater fluctuations between hope and despair than boys and adults to such a degree that it's not worth performing the process on anyone else is still kind of absurd.

This probably isn't the intended way to read that line, but one could read the "who experience the greatest fluctuations between hope and despair" part as not intending to explain why teenaged girls are most effective, but rather as further specifying what kind of teenaged girl is most effective. Aka, "And the most effective of all are those who both 1: are girls in their second stage of development, and 2: experience the greatest fluctuations between hope and despair."

In that reading, Kyubey considering teenaged girls most effective could be for a completely different reason than "girl experience the greatest fluctations between hope and despair". Like, their tech just being generally best adapted to working with teenaged girls or something, in which case that says more about the limitations of their technology than about the nature of teenaged girls.

As one example, maybe they need to do some medical trickery to both rip the soul out of a body and keep the body functioning with its soul ripped out, but whatever trick they use doesn't work as well on bodies that diverge too much from particular hormone balances or sets of sex characteristics or something. In which case whether it would work on intersex people would fluctuate wildly, it would probably work on someone AFAB if they're not taking hormones, it would maybe work on someone taking estrogen, and would probably not work on someone AMAB and not on HRT, though it might if they wish for bodily changes or something?

(Ultimately, though, when it comes to the "why does kyubey only do magical girls" question, I tend to mostly just go "eh, genre conventions" and just try not to think about it too hard)
 
They absolutely would tell us to fuck off if we try to pry them away from Madoka.
Or they'd say "sure," take whatever payment we offer, and keep trying to contract her anyway because they decided whatever words were used in the deal have a loophole. Nerevar's proposal only has the potential to work because them following through is how paying them happens. It's not a trade or even a bounty, it's one of those "we'll cook the fish you catch" restaurants.
 
PMMM's magic system is odd. On its surface it's normal magical girl stuff, but so much of what's revealed during the story make it seem ever more mechanistic while still keeping it fundamentally miraculous. It's really neat.
 
PMMM's magic system is odd. On its surface it's normal magical girl stuff, but so much of what's revealed during the story make it seem ever more mechanistic while still keeping it fundamentally miraculous. It's really neat.

Honestly, I like how it's framed

As in, the basics for the power system were explained in a sentence and that's basically half of what we're working off of

It makes sense while still being mechanical

Honestly, I can think of only one piece that does it better, that being NS (the one that I mentioned before). As in, the powers all make sense but their logic is based on the one who wields them, so much so that you can't really separate it from the person in a meaningful way

Edit:

I'd rate the Madoka system as partway between NS and one with set rules. There's definitely a consistent logic that everyone follows, but the details can vary and are based on thoughts, emotions, etc.
 
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I tend to look at those common elements as likely to be things Kyubey wants there, and suspect things would be even more personal without his involvement.

He's explicit that removing the soul from the body was one of his additions to the system as a method of improving combat capability, and I suspect his ear tentacle in the other combat oriented elements that Magical Girls have in common like the weapon summoning, combat instincts, and basic healing powers.
 
I tend to look at those common elements as likely to be things Kyubey wants there, and suspect things would be even more personal without his involvement.

He's explicit that removing the soul from the body was one of his additions to the system as a method of improving combat capability, and I suspect his ear tentacle in the other combat oriented elements that Magical Girls have in common like the weapon summoning, combat instincts, and basic healing powers.

It seems like having the soul out of the body is neccessary for witching out to work properly.

Like witches can be created from normal people via those nut things but they seem to return to normal after they are defeated.

Its looks like Kyubey just seems to remove that when he makes a magical girl.

Kinda scary to think that Sabrina can just start pumping ANYONE near her with grief and turn them into witches.

Also for that bit about Kyubey's ear, I still unsure if it can use magic properly or if what he does he does it with technology.
 
Like witches can be created from normal people via those nut things but they seem to return to normal after they are defeated.

Its looks like Kyubey just seems to remove that when he makes a magical girl.

Kinda scary to think that Sabrina can just start pumping ANYONE near her with grief and turn them into witches.

. . .

I have my doubts that *turning someone into a Witch* is easily reversible.

But the infusing people with magic . . .

That implies that there are ways to jumpstart magic in people using other magic, which could prove beneficial for us. Well, after Walpurgis for the "turn the world into a Flower that Bloomed Nowhere style post-scarcity utopia" project

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Flower being a setting that is . . . Reminds me more of Perdido Street Station more than anything else.

Basically, I couldn't tell wether it was a sci-fi or fantasy for the first few chapters and I've kinda given up putting it into one of those boxes

I guess . . . Magitech? Maybe?
 
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