Yeah, but almost every time she's seen that happen, the gears of friendship were greased with crushed blueberry juice. The idea that whole blueberries might have similar lubricating properties is new to her.

Speaking of the blueberry, Sayaka would also be the only one here without any experience with genuine, 100% home grown Kyouplomacy huh?

Sorta just picturing nobody reacting to that opening line from Kyouko as expected, except for Sayaka in the corner wide mouthed thinking 'What kinda DUMBASS opening speech was that!? And why is no one reacting!?'
 
[Q] "What a piece of work is Kyouko! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty!"
[X] Redshirt Army

This is such an amazing lack of a plan. She stole my breath away. It's like the opposite of a plan, where she pridefully/self-loathingly (attempts) to destroy everything that might result in what she wants.

It's actually kind of relatable, but funnier (to me) for that reason.
 
[Q] Make a cheerleading team for them out of Grief and organize a cheer routine for the Power of Friendship
[x] Redshirt Army
 
[X] Give Kyouko the eyebrow raise of skepticism
[X] Detransform
[X] Telepathy to Mami: "I may have forgotten to mention that every time I've gotten significant emotional honesty out of her I've had to wade through this sort of tsun bluster first. She really is serious about this, in spite of appearances."
 
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[Q] Make a face at Kyouko from behind the Mami's shoulder.
-[Q] "Wow, the foot is so far in your mouth that your knee isn't even visible."
 
Actually...

I'm switching to

[X] SaltyWaffles

Mami's mental stability (such as it is) is vital for this to be a success. To say nothing of supporting Mami's well-being for it's own sake.
 
"We shall," you agree. And as Mami turns to making a light salad and you busy yourself tending to the stew, you focus on your costume. Fabric ripples and crawls across your body to fill out the shape of a costume - tights and a dress of deep blue, knee-length and trimmed with a frilly white hem and puffy white sleeves. You top that with a white half-apron that goes around your waist, tied with an enormous white bow at the back. A frilly headband, grey to stand out against your white hair, finishes the ensemble along with blue-green ties to close your braids.
Not sure if generic maid or specific cosplay, but...

"... did your hair grow?" Homura asks.

"Yup!" you say, raising one braid in a cheerful wave.

Oh, hi, Ryouko hair! The teleporting's cool and all, but *prehensile hair* is one of the more interesting things she has.
(Granted, that's pure tech, not meguca business but...)
 
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