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Genial Precis said:
Hi! I just caught up and thought I'd join in. I feel like spitting out Mami's greatest fear is a bit intrusive, so I'd prefer to leave it more along the lines of "She misses you." If Kyouko actually wants to do this, I don't feel like we should try quite that hard to sell it, especially with something that she might construe as a guilt trip.

[X] Explain the situation to Kyouko without pushing her to do anything in particular
-[X] She misses you
-[X] If you want to do this, it will work out fine
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新鮮な肉 !
 
Torgamous said:
[Q] She will definitely cry and might hug you. I know that will be difficult for you, but try to keep your tsun under control.
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[Q] She will kill you with the feels. It is inevitable, as inevitable as sun rising, Homura stalking Madoka, you eating food, you get the idea. You'd best resign yourself to it now.
 
"... yeah, well," you mutter. "I'm gonna get you back for it. Also, it's not my fault meguca power is proportional to gayness."

Sayaka doesn't deign to respond, instead tucking her arms under her head and closing her eyes.
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The fact that, with her outrageous power set, Sayaka didn't immediately respond with "I'm not gay" is subtly one of the biggest evidences for her being an angel. God dammit.
 
AuraTwilight said:
The fact that, with her outrageous power set, Sayaka didn't immediately respond with "I'm not gay" is subtly one of the biggest evidences for her being an angel. God dammit.
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Sooo. Her telling she doesn't have healing powers now isn't evidence enough?

We can already agree that Sayaka is an angel and an awesome actress. The only thing left is to devise jokes about her she would get but be unable to respond to if she wants to maintain the pretense.
 
Firnagzen said:
"We fought one yesterday!" Yuma says, nodding vigorously enough to make her hair bounce. "It was a big one! Big white face and red nose and stuff, over in Mitakihara. Big sis said it was OK? Part of her payment?"
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Am I the only one who read this and thought "Charlotte"? Should we check on Nagisa?
Raiseth said:
Sooo. Her telling she doesn't have healing powers now isn't evidence enough?
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On top of it being a possible reference to her power copying, we've already mentioned her with healing powers when we metabombed her.
Firnagzen said:
"Funnily enough, I don't know how things go when you Wish for copying powers," you admit, ignoring the way Homura twitches. "I know how it goes when you get healing powers, though!"

"Healing powers?" Sayaka asks, frowning for a second before realising. "Oh. I see."
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Torgamous said:
Am I the only one who read this and thought "Charlotte"? Should we check on Nagisa?
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I thought of Charlotte too. Well, if Charlotte were around it would be, um, a bit too late... Since she wasn't even a potential the last time we checked I assume it's just the perfectly natural tendency of witches to dress up as scary clowns.

The only jokes I know how to make are completely deadpan pointing out of silly things that are literally true. So, um, we could make our dinner plate of doom pin-shaped and just say nothing about it?
 
Genial Precis said:
The only jokes I know how to make are completely deadpan pointing out of silly things that are literally true. So, um, we could make our dinner plate of doom pin-shaped and just say nothing about it?
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Visual puns, huh?

I will do you one better
Awful puns!

[Q] Ask Sayaka: "Did it hurt when you fell?"
-[Q] "Because damn, girl, you look like an angel."
 
Going back to the vote...

[X] "Kill you? Are you sure we're talking about the same Mami Tomoe here?"
-[X] "She doesn't hate you at all. If anything, she really misses you."
-[X] "She might break a few of your ribs hugging you, however."
 
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[] Bully Kyouko with sad Sabrina chibis dressed in Mami's Meguca outfits sadly looking at her with their sad eyes until she admits to us and herself that no, Mami won't really kill her when they meet.

I'm drunk, lol, this idea is your problem now.
 
Something to bear in mind. If Bestgirl is experiencing some memory bleedover, it's kind of easy to understand why she might be worried about Mumi killing her.

 
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Firnagzen said:
Also, it's not my fault meguca power is proportional to gayness.
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:thonk:

Raiseth said:
... Huh. I just realized: the power of the given character in PMMM, her outright potential, depends on the degrees of gay she has.
But not just simply gay
Ambiguously gay

Sayaka has the Potential to contract at all because of that first scene where she's teasing Madoka and promising to be her waifu
In the Rebellion after a power up, her interactions with Koko become much more ship teasing, as well
Koko has always been acting like an aggressive Visual Novel type vampire lover who just got in town
Mami had endless kouhais to sharpen her admirable sempai persona on
Homura... well
Madokami achieved the ultimate power by accending to the summit of the Mount Shoujo Ai
Naked Space Hugs, to be precise

So when Homucifer acknowledged her love for Madoka
That very moment was when the universe broke
You see, she Genreshifted the entire setting from Shoujo Ai right into Yuri
That's how she overcame Madokami, who was playing by the old rules

So, in conclusion, to break the system, you have to break the closet first

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