An idea for something we could possibly try making for when we deal with the Akikos of the world: an Osgood Box. (Do note, however, that the link contains Doctor Who spoilers.)
There's even a speech that we could purloin for such an occasion! (Note: more DW spoilers)
 
We need to hug Oriko anyway.

We've never ever hugged Oriko. The closest we've come to hugging Oriko was helping her stand up after we beat and interrogated her. That's terrible.

We've hugged Rin and Sakura and bridal carried Akiko, for Madokami's sake.

How will Oriko ever believe we want to be friends if we treat her like this, honestly. Poor girl must think we're still suspicious of her.

This may be a shock, but I hear that there are actually some people who are uncomfortable with casual physical contact.

Anyway, Oriko caught Sabrina trying to microwave tea so any hope of her earnest good opinion is long gone.
 
Anyway, Oriko caught Sabrina trying to microwave tea so any hope of her earnest good opinion is long gone.

You can't prove anything!
That tea had been microwaved long before Sabrina came there! She is a victim, like everyone else in this tragedy!

Sabrina did nothing wrong, I'll fite you IRL!!1!

...

Wait, what are you talking about? I'm pretty sure we haven't microwaved tea outside of omakes.
 
Wait, what are you talking about? I'm pretty sure we haven't microwaved tea outside of omakes.

Mami pads into the kitchen, close on your heels, just in time to see you pull open the microwave door to put the teapot in. You freeze guiltily, one hand on the teapot and the other on the microwave door as half lidded golden eyes land on you. "Sabrina, what are yo-"

There's a muted thud from the direction of the living room, and Oriko scrambles in to the kitchen a moment later, one hand leaning on the doorjamb. "No. You do not ruin gyokuro by microwaving it."
 
The First Rule of De-Witching Science Club is that you don't talk about De-Witching Science Club with anyone who hasn't already been witch-bombed.

The Second Rule of De-Witching Science Club is that if it's your first night, you get hugged.
*Is called to mind what exactly would precede a girl joining that club*
:(
Mami pads into the kitchen, close on your heels, just in time to see you pull open the microwave door to put the teapot in. You freeze guiltily, one hand on the teapot and the other on the microwave door as half lidded golden eyes land on you. "Sabrina, what are yo-"

There's a muted thud from the direction of the living room, and Oriko scrambles in to the kitchen a moment later, one hand leaning on the doorjamb. "No. You do not ruin gyokuro by microwaving it."
Clearly, we must advance beyond the microwave. We must learn to generate heat with our grief fog and reheat our tea... with despair.

...There are so many "drinking the tears of our enemies" jokes to be had there.
 
Actually, while reheating tea in general is a bad idea, since it goes bitter, there's a lot of articles that suggest boiling the water for tea in a microwave, with the teabag inside, is actually one of the best ways to make tea when it comes to flavor.
 
Actually, while reheating tea in general is a bad idea, since it goes bitter, there's a lot of articles that suggest boiling the water for tea in a microwave, with the teabag inside, is actually one of the best ways to make tea when it comes to flavor.

Teabags?!

Wow, what's next? Pulling reheated microwaved tea directly into our enemies' Soul Gems?

( Nah, I'm a teabag-drinking plebeian just as you are. But Oriko is better off not knowing or she'll have a heart attack. )

... Damn. That joke was done already.

Have an omake.

I sure don't need it.

"That reminds me!" Sabrina called out while having a tea party at the Mikuni residence with Mami, Oriko, and Kirika.

Oriko raised an eyebrow when Sabrina yelled, placing the teacup down with a small clatter. Mami looked a bit worried when Sabrina grabbed the bag at her side and stuck her hand inside of it, feeling around for something. Kirika, like the cute puppy she is around Oriko, was fast asleep, using the oracle's lap as a pillow.

Sabrina pulled out a small can and placed it down on the table. She said, "While I was at Kyoto and doing some negotiations with the girls there, I decided to buy a little souvenir there. Unfortunately, I didn't have enough pocket money to buy something for everyone, so I got something that we could all share!"

Mami looked at the packaging and said, looking rather happy, "It's a can of tea."

Sabrina grinned and said, "Special Kyoto blend."

The white-haired grief controller stood up from the table. She snapped her fingers and carried off the empty tea pot and the tin of tea, using some of her grief marbles as spare hands and arms. She told the group, "I'll go fix us up a new batch of tea. Be back in a few minutes."

As she was walking away, she could hear Mami saying, "I'm rather excited to try out some Kyoto-style tea."

Oriko replied back, "Yes, I read on a magazine that this time of year is the best time to try tea from Kyoto."

Mami giggled and asked, "You read Tea-phoria Magazine as well?"

Oriko nodded and told the blonde, "Of course. I've been an avid reader for years now."

One five minutes later, Sabrina came out holding a tray with three cups. The white haired girl smiled and said, "Alright, girls! The tea is ready! Drink it while it's hot!"

Mami and Oriko looked at each other for a few seconds. Something felt a bit… off. There wasn't any teapot on that tray at all. Instead of standard teacups, those looked like coffee mugs as well. In addition, what are those strings hanging down from the sides of the cup?

Mami, shaking off any doubts about her best friend in the world, smiled and said, "Thank you for the drink, Sabrina."

Oriko was more hesitant and took the cup and simply said, "Thank you."

Sabrina beamed and told her two friends, "Don't be so modest! Let's drink!"

She took a sip of her tea and then grabbed the string. She bobbed it up and down before taking another sip.

Mami and Oriko looked in shock and horror at what Sabrina was doing. Oriko's mouth was gaped open. Mami held her hand to her mouth and shivered.
Sabrina made an approving nod and raised up the string. She pulled the string out of the tea and revealed a small bag attached to the end of it. Something that tea connoisseurs like Mami Tomoe and Oriko Mikuni could not stand.

A tea bag.

Something that holds only the lowest quality of leaves. Something that holds leaves that have been manufactured through a factory. Something that is the result of quantity rather than quality.

Sabrina mentioned to her friends, not even noticing that they weren't drinking the tea, "Two minutes in the microwave really is the best temperature don't you think? It's nice and hot, but not hot enough to burn your tongue. Just plop the teabag and you're done!"

At that moment, Oriko fainted. Not only was she presented tea in a coffee mug, rather than a proper teacup. Not only was she handed a teabag of low quality leftover leaves from Kyoto instead what she thought was high quality tea leaves from Kyoto, something that she was genuinely excited for. But the fact that Sabrina couldn't be bothered to use a kettle and brew hot water that way for tea, and instead used the microwave to make hot water, was what destroyed her last shard of sanity.

Mami was close to snapping in despair as well. However, she still had one thread of sanity left in her body. Even all that abuse to her sense of taste for tea, she was still hanging on for dear life. She tightly clutched the mug and gave Sabrina her best smile ever. Even if it was the water was microwave-heated. Even if it was a teabag. If it tasted great, it wouldn't matter. And that's all that matters right?

Mami told Sabrina, slightly stuttering, "Y-You make it sound so nice, Sabrina. I'm excited to… try it out…!"

Mami pressed her lips against the cup. She titled the cup and brought the liquid to her lips. She felt the string sliding down and it tickled her nose a bit. When the tea transferred from the mug to her mouth, she knew she made a mistake.

The water that Sabrina gave her was not "hot" in the slightest, instead it was merely lukewarm.

Also the tea wasn't even that great either.

With that, Mami placed the cup down on the table and fell backwards and passed out. For a tea lover like Mami, even when pushing her body to the limits for Sabrina, could not handle it.
 
Actually, while reheating tea in general is a bad idea, since it goes bitter, there's a lot of articles that suggest boiling the water for tea in a microwave, with the teabag inside, is actually one of the best ways to make tea when it comes to flavor.
*Scratches outright reheating*

...

*Still has the idea of using grief producing low amounts of heat to keep the tea warm for longer than it rightly should.*
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  • [X] Offer to clear another seed to show that Clear Seeds aren't unique. You didn't want to poke Arzt Kochen but it'd be stupid if she got mad at us for lying.
    -[X] Otherwise, lend Kirika Hildegard.
    [X] Niko:
    -[X] Emotional sharing, continued. The obvious experiment is trying it with a Clear Seed. They become less dormant with grief/magic interactions - try the most active?
    -[X] Ask if Niko wants to help form a research network. You'll later want to induct Riona, the soul manipulator, if she's reasonable.
    -[X] Discuss ethical grief seed substitutes a bit, offer clairvoyance to avoid experiment pitfalls. then let Niko rejoin the constellation.
    [X] Rejoin Sayaka and Mami.
    -[X] Ask how Sayaka's "clone at school" thing's going.
    -[X] Ask to examine one of Sayaka's gems, and examine its structure. (Compare to familiars.)
    --[X] Does she think they could empower non-megucas? Something to test, maybe?
    [x] Pass Kirika Hildegarde.
    -[x] Hopefully Airi re-evaluates when she sees Clear Seeds aren't unique. It'd be stupid if she got mad at us for lying later.
    -[x] Don't keep Kirika long. Wish her and Oriko luck.
    [x] Niko: Her thoughts on ethical grief seed substitutes.
    -[x] Clear Seeds are an improvement, but they're still ultimately Child of Omelas writ large.
    -[x] Grief normally only wants to exist inside souls. Your power is an exception, and so you must get better at enchantment.
    --[x] Sayaka's copied powers look like soul gems - decent starting point?
    [x] You're planning on forming a network to work on these issues, and share research and resources. Riona Mag Aoidh, who's wish magic is manipulating souls, is due to arrive in Mitakihara this week - you're hoping she'll be helpful. Is Niko interested?
    [x] Rejoin Mumi and Seyiku.
    -[x] ...Sayaka's clone's going to school? How's that going?
 
*Scratches outright reheating*
WARNING: The following is speculation by someone who doesn't drink tea.
I think the main problem with using a microwave to reheat tea is that it produces cold spots and hot spots; to get the entire beverage up to a palatable temperature, there will be parts that get hot enough to ruin the flavor. As such, if the heating is even enough, tea could, in fact, be reheated.
 
WARNING: The following is speculation by someone who doesn't drink tea.
I think the main problem with using a microwave to reheat tea is that it produces cold spots and hot spots; to get the entire beverage up to a palatable temperature, there will be parts that get hot enough to ruin the flavor. As such, if the heating is even enough, tea could, in fact, be reheated.
Personally, my thoughts here are mostly to cultivate an aura of slight, yet persistent, strangeness.

*Sabrina stirs her tea*

*90 seconds later the tea in the cup is still swirling.*

*Ten minutes later steam is still gently rising from the cup. Your own tea has long since gone cold.*
 
If you think about it, the only obstacles against hugging Oriko are the fact Homu would probably literally lose all her leftover trust in us and the world, forever, and that Sayaka would be so disgusted, she would spontaneously witch out.

Well, Homura is in another city.

Sayaka is here, but we've got some privacy bubbles.

:D

(I'm sure Oriko won't be against hugs... not enough to stop us, at least.)

(We can probably buy Orikohugs off Kirika by exchanging Mumihugs, or making her some sort of Oriko based art or doll. Or maybe, just maybe, she might be OK with other people hugging her Ojou. Kirika is a Best, after all.)



On a less important note, we should create our Witchy Magic Amplifier so Kazumi and Sayaka can copy it at some point. Probably not as good as Koyanagi Saki's Wish magic, but it's something.
 
Or maybe, just maybe, she might be OK with other people hugging her Ojou. Kirika is a Best, after all.

That's a bit of stretch right there. Just because Kirika is generally awesome doesn't mean she isn't a proud member of one Yuno Gasai's proud House.

(That just made me think about a cracky plot bunny for Harry Potter fanfic.

Four Houses: Yandere, Tsundere, Dandere and Kuudere.

Someone's done it already, I'm sure.)

What was I talking about again?

Ah.

"You can admire from the distance, but hands off the merchandise! She's mine! M-I-N-E! Got it?"

:V

About Totally-Not-Infinity-Gauntlet

I think we need to gather Sayaka, Kazumi and us around when we have a quiet hour, and allow them to copy as many powers as we can. Something something like free points in Tales of Maj'eyal yadda yadda awesome.
 
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Still, I'd rather Oriko had come out here to talk to us and Kirika had stayed to watch her. Very un-Kirika-like to leave Oriko alone with a potential hostile.
This is true, but on the other hand: it is Kirika-like for Kirika to insist "no, don't get up, you just wait here and let me go get the tea cake door Sabrina."
 
Sabrina is using her teacup as a Totem, ala "Inception"? @The Phoenixian

There is a good meta discussion waiting to happen behind that, you know? Or did that happen already?

Given that Kirika is the girl who "has one job - ONE JOB", this should be an inferred data point. Kirika is certain Oriko is fine. Perhaps Anri is slowly being crushed to death, but if Oriko is safe, and Oriko isn't upset, noproblemsrightbuddy? This seems sound?


Eh, what could go wrong? Rock me.
[X] The Phoenixian
 
Can't get the song out of my head.
Wait. Is it absolutely unremarkable in the moon calendar day already? Shit. It's happening, the tiny Onmur is knocking on my ribcage uuuuuugh-

...

Somewhere in one of the PMMM-multiverse AUs, where Sabrina, Mami, Homura and Sayaka are the Queens. Yeah, plural, I did say it's an AU. Oh, and Madoka is the manager, btw.

Buddy you're a girl make a big Wish
Playin' with yo Magic gonna be Meguca some day
You got yo' soul outta phase
You big disgrace
Puntin' QB all over the place

Sayin'

We will we will
Rock you
We will we will
Rock you!

( oh yeah )

Buddy you're Meguca hardass badass
Tryin' out the Science you gonna screw up someday
You got yo' tea in microwaves
You big disgrace
Gettin' Witch Grief all over the place

Singin'

We will we will
Rock you
We will we will
Rock you!


Buddy you're a Witch got yourself a Grief Seed
Fallen in despair guess you've fallen from grace
You got yo' runes just spell Deutsch
You big disgrace
Choppin' off limbs get 'em all over the place

We will we will
Rock you
( Say it! )
We will we will
Rock you!

( And then ship your Gems into fuckin' Asunaro!~ :V )

We will we will
Rock you
We will we will
Rock you!


 
*Fixes up some of the meguca descriptions for the Ishinomaki group while rereading.*

*Realizes that Hoshiko's description clearly fits either of two chaos marine factions.*

*Dubs Hoshiko "Ms Chaos Marine"*

*Starts considering ways to get Sayaka and Hoshiko into a 40k match against each other.*

*Realizes that with enchantment, the miniatures could be animated*

...

*Comes across the not earth shattering, but still kinda cool revelation that with familiars, Sayaka could have animated miniatures that actually move around and call out unit barks.*

*Is pleased.*
 
*Fixes up some of the meguca descriptions for the Ishinomaki group while rereading.*

*Realizes that Hoshiko's description clearly fits either of two chaos marine factions.*

*Dubs Hoshiko "Ms Chaos Marine"*

*Starts considering ways to get Sayaka and Hoshiko into a 40k match against each other.*

*Realizes that with enchantment, the miniatures could be animated*

...

*Comes across the not earth shattering, but still kinda cool revelation that with familiars, Sayaka could have animated miniatures that actually move around and call out unit barks.*

*Is pleased.*
Pretty sure we could do this with Grief control as well. We can make sounds with Grief, we can change its colour... :p
 
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