Nothing broken, thankfully.
Except your powers, Sabrina.
"There are," Kyuubey says. "If you should delay for long enough, she may die of old age."
Ba dum tss.
QB the Comedian. And now I imagine Sabrina the Rorschach.
This city is afraid of me. I have seen it's true face.
The streets are extended Witch Barriers choke full of Grief and when the drains finally scab over, all the meguca will drown. The accumulated Grief and despair will foam up inside their Soul Gems and all of them will look up and shout
"Save us!"...
... And I'll look down and whisper "One day, one fucking day vacation with Mami in Italy. How do you screw up so much in so little time? Sayaka, Homura, I just asked to watch the city for one day! Was it too much to hope for?"
... I don't know where that came from.
You cough, trying to fight the reddening on your cheeks. To no real avail, either. You do direct a glare at Kyuubey, though, flapping your hands at it in a gesture for it to stop staring. Not that it does you any good - it keeps its unblinking gaze on you.
"I don't understand."
You're smiling as you end the call, but the expression sours in a second as you meet Kyuubey's unblinking red stare. Madokami above, but it's... it's likeable, for what it is. For all your paranoia, it knows how to ingratiate itself. Then again, it's been dealing with humans for millennia. It's long since figured out the levers that make people tick.
Exactly. It can just memorize the whole Incubator Manual on Social Interactions and act on it, without understanding jack about human emotions.
We humans are often confused by our emotions and Incubators supposedly don't even have that much of them, so they can't relate. That doesn't mean they can't ruthlessly exploit.
Anyone who enters your zone of control is now even more screwed than before. Not that they weren't previously, of course, but hey.
Unlimited Grief Works are a go!
You sigh. Prickly, tsundere redheads.
Somewhere, on the other side of multiverse, Asuka sneezed.
Alas, that would probably give entirely the wrong idea. As would flying in upside-down. The only person who would get it is Homura, and she would be deeply disapproving were she here.
On the other hand, the thing to do would technically be to start ranting about love and friendship and hope, you suppose. You are a magical girl, after all.
"It's normal!" Michiru says brightly.
It's fucking
Asunaro.
We could've insulted Oujo in front of Bestbuddy.
We could've made Sayaka and Hitomi fight in a cage match for Kwijibo.
We could've started an intergalactic war with Incubators.
We could've helped QB contract Madoka. And asked Homura for advice.
All of these actions seem rather reasonable in comparison to going to
Asunaro.
Alright, maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe it's going to be okay. Maybe the Moon is made of delicious cheese. Right.
... Huh. They seem cordial enough. Nothing about that "test of character" shit, for one thing. Maybe it was an "anomalous timeline".
"Ah, I gotcha," you say, nodding. "Uh. I don't have an email, no."
Really? Well, Sabrina should make one.
"Yeah, 'm good for it," Kyouko says, voice sounding oddly hitched. "I know a spot."
Hmmm.
"Oh, fuck you," Kyouko grunts, sounding almost amused. "Why the fuck am I even surprised any more. Yeah, gold rings are easier."
How does she know what's easier to fence?
... I'm not sure I'd like the answer.
... If she's been an angel of the Law of Cycles this entire time you're going to murder her.
You mean her rampant insecurity and crush on Kwijibo were an act?
Sayaka: Angel, actress, magical girl.
You turn away and hug Mami instead. She giggles, hugging you back, and over her shoulder, you have a perfect view of the way Kazumi's face morphs from a welcoming smile into open-mouthed awe. Umika and Kaoru aren't far behind, either.
We need to weaponize it. Make sure that none shall rise against the glorious rule of Sabrina.
To be clear? It's intimate, and it's distracting, but there's nothing sexual about it. Mind out of the gutter, thank you - they are minors.
Hugging a soul is as platonic as intimate can get. Nothing weird here.
... perhaps Hitomi came by that 'Girls can't love girls!' from somewhere.
English dub was absolutely
fantastic. I laughed so hard when I was watching that scene, I still can remember it now.
"You're all magical girls, aren't you?" Mrs Shizuki asks. "Oh, don't look so surprised. I was a teenager once too, you know."
Well, that was unexpected.
Especially given how often you've considered the correlation between gayness and magical girl-ness. Jokingly, but still.
Really, guys? Nah, who am I kidding, I'm the same. Nevertheless, an interesting question.
An egg or a chicken?