I am the very model of a modern mega-meguca
I'm friends with Mado-, Homu, Mami, Koko, even Sayaka
I know the info-hazards and I try to keep my friends away
From understanding just how badly they are misled by Kyuubey.
I'm very well acquainted, too, with dangers from outside our home:
From Asunaro, Sendai, France, and even a few girls who roam.
Yes my knowledge is extensive 'bout all topics puella magica,
I am the very model of a modern mega-meguca!

Wait, unless you meant the other "Modern mega-meguca" song, in which case:

Now I'm the model of a modern mega-meguca
The amnesiac Mitakiharan griefbender whose brain is an
SV thread, the inimitable puella magica
With potential anomalous
The Incubators irritate and inundate us
But I'm not the one who spells your doom,
The real threat's at my side, when ya hear my girlfriend's rifles go…
Boom!


(In case I didn't get the rhythm close enough to tell, that's Washington's verse in Right Hand Man, from Hamilton)

(Also, only like an hour and a half this time, so I must be getting better)
 
"..."

"I mean, my costume was already halfway there."

"You got a point."

Sayaka: Dibs on Lafayette!
Homura: .... given his penchant for cursing wouldn't Kyouko be more suitable for that?
Sabrina:.... how do you guys know so much US History?
Madoka: *tilts head* North American History was last year.
Sabrina: GOD DAMN IT >___< Do you also use lasers for physics class?
Sayaka: Nah, high energy systems are next year
Sabrina: ... ... *head -> desk*
 
Sayaka: Dibs on Lafayette!
Homura: .... given his penchant for cursing wouldn't Kyouko be more suitable for that?
Sabrina:.... how do you guys know so much US History?
Madoka: *tilts head* North American History was last year.
Sabrina: GOD DAMN IT >___< Do you also use lasers for physics class?
Sayaka: Nah, high energy systems are next year
Sabrina: ... ... *head -> desk*
"...Didn't they say we'd be making antimatter in high school?"

"OH GOD DON'T!"

"What? It's just antimatter."

"Et tu, Madoka?!"

"I don't know why you're so worked up over this..."
 
Sabrina: GOD DAMN IT >___< Do you also use lasers for physics class?
Sayaka: Nah, high energy systems are next year
Sabrina: ... ... *head -> desk*
"So you did get to use lasers, Mami... that's-" Sabrina stops. "... I need to go!"

Without further ado, she jumps out the window.

Everyone else looks at each other... and shrugs.



There is silence in the Mikuni/Kure household, interrupted only by the soft murmurs of the couple lazily lying about inside.

Green eyes blink rapidly all of a sudden, to be marred by an uncertain frown.

"I feel a migraine incom-"

A CRASH! of exploding cristal announces Sabrina's arrival as she runs straight through the glass door into the mansion.

"Kirika!" the white haired girl yells, wide eyed.

The black haired girl blinks, confusedly lowering her hands from a defensive position.

"Wha-"

"KIRIKA!" interrupts Sabrina, yelling like a lunatic while grabbing and lifting said girl from her Oujo's arms.

"WHAT!" yells the half panicked berserker.

"HOW COULD YOU?!"

"HOW COULD I WHAT!?"

"DROP OUT OF MITAKIHARA MIDDLE THE YEAR YOU GOT TO USE LASERS!"

"I GOT TO USE WHAT?!"

"LASERS! HOW COULD YOU DROP OUT BEFORE CHECKING OUT THE LASERS!"

"OH MY GOD I DIDN'T KNOW OK?!"


"A-hem..." interrupts an obviously false cough.

Red faced, both Sabrina and Kirika turn to look at the seer.

Oriko waves a hand, producing a small silver marble out of thin air.

As the girls observe, the marble shines suddenly, emiting a beam of light... which zaps Sabrina's hands!

Said girl swears as she drops Kirika like a hot potato. She inspects her reddened hands and blows on them, while the shorter girl is swept away by Oriko's arms.

Kirika turns to snuggle into her Oujo's embrace.

"Nevermind, Sabrina," comes her slightly muffled voice. "I got all the lasers I need. Right here," she squeezes Oriko into a tight hug.

Seeing the happy couple, and ignoring Oriko's insufferably smug smile, Sabrina smiles.

"... Yeah, you do. All's right with the world," she nods and walks away...

... To find some mumihugs. She couldn't help but to want some after seeing the black and white couple like that!

Oriko had to replace the door.
 
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You know, unless we actively call them, or they literally bump into more hostile gucas, Oriko and Kirika are most likely gonna spend the time hanging around, window shopping, just enjoying being out the house for a while...

And damn it, we should have given them some pocket money, in case they don't have any. :p
 
You know, unless we actively call them, or they literally bump into more hostile gucas, Oriko and Kirika are most likely gonna spend the time hanging around, window shopping, just enjoying being out the house for a while...

And damn it, we should have given them some pocket money, in case they don't have any. :p

It's 6 in the morning. How many stores are already open?
 
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