The Phoenixian
The Glacier Witch
- Location
- My own little world
Ah, that was a lovely weekend read. Pleased to meet you all.
...But I'm afraid I must start here by bringing up a real, paramount issue I've seen. Now maybe it's come up before and simply been rejected, and if it has then I can understand, but if not then, sirs and madams, I am deeply saddened.
You see, I have seen Mary Poppins referenced here. I have seen Mary Poppins referenced recently. What I distinctly have not seen is any idea whatsoever of taking matters pertaining that reference into our own hands. You may already suspect what I'm getting at.
Sirs and Madams, we have a handbag. Sirs and Madams, we have a substance we can shape and control to our every whim. And yet, somehow, I have seen hide nor hair of the possibility of making an umbrella.
I have not seen the thought to make it small, nor to make it tall. I have not seen the thought to make it so large and so shaped as to stand upon it's base. And, most distressingly, I have not seen any thought of us, standing upon it, then act to carry ourselves into the sky.
If this were all that was missing, then that would be sad enough, but no true loss. But it is not all.
You see, we are just a bit joined at the wrist to someone at the moment, and there is a special meaning to an umbrella shared. Yes. Now I suspect you truly understand. We have just had it said how obvious our relationship with Mami must be to everyone. And if it is so obvious, then what harm in a movie reference... with an unmistakable subtext?
Alas, I suspect now is not the time. For one thing, there are two many third wheels. But I must propose, Sirs and Madams I must propose, that at some point in the future, Sabrina must go on a flying umbrella ride with Mami.
I'm sure you all understand just how deeply important that is.[/straight face]
...
Okay but all that aside, Hi folks!
(Though in all honesty, yes, I may be jokingly pompous and over-serious with the delivery but that does not mean that I wouldn't honestly like to see that.)
...But I'm afraid I must start here by bringing up a real, paramount issue I've seen. Now maybe it's come up before and simply been rejected, and if it has then I can understand, but if not then, sirs and madams, I am deeply saddened.
You see, I have seen Mary Poppins referenced here. I have seen Mary Poppins referenced recently. What I distinctly have not seen is any idea whatsoever of taking matters pertaining that reference into our own hands. You may already suspect what I'm getting at.
Sirs and Madams, we have a handbag. Sirs and Madams, we have a substance we can shape and control to our every whim. And yet, somehow, I have seen hide nor hair of the possibility of making an umbrella.
I have not seen the thought to make it small, nor to make it tall. I have not seen the thought to make it so large and so shaped as to stand upon it's base. And, most distressingly, I have not seen any thought of us, standing upon it, then act to carry ourselves into the sky.
If this were all that was missing, then that would be sad enough, but no true loss. But it is not all.
You see, we are just a bit joined at the wrist to someone at the moment, and there is a special meaning to an umbrella shared. Yes. Now I suspect you truly understand. We have just had it said how obvious our relationship with Mami must be to everyone. And if it is so obvious, then what harm in a movie reference... with an unmistakable subtext?
Alas, I suspect now is not the time. For one thing, there are two many third wheels. But I must propose, Sirs and Madams I must propose, that at some point in the future, Sabrina must go on a flying umbrella ride with Mami.
I'm sure you all understand just how deeply important that is.[/straight face]
...
Okay but all that aside, Hi folks!
(Though in all honesty, yes, I may be jokingly pompous and over-serious with the delivery but that does not mean that I wouldn't honestly like to see that.)
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