Puella Magi Adfligo Systema

mistfist · Mar 10, 2017

Agent Whiskers said:
Ehhh, yeah, but let's not actually wake her up at 4AM. Would be kind of a dick move.

I have no issues with making her sweat, though.

Sneak into her house and change her clock so it says 4:00. Then we wake her up.

Redshirt Army · Mar 10, 2017

mistfist said:
Sneak into her house and change her clock so it says 4:00. Then we wake her up.

On the one hand, Homura probably won't be happy with us badgering her to use her magic for silly pranks.

On the other hand, she's probably up for bothering Sayaka in particular, and based on our new estimate for Clear Seed storage, when we look back at this...

Redshirt Army said:
Actually...

@Firnagzen

We've spent considerable time with Homura in timestop, and cleansed her during that time. What rate of grief generation did Sabrina notice Homura's timestop as having? 10% of her soul gem capacity per "hour"? More, less?

Firnagzen said:
About there, less but not by much, I'd say.

Our new estimate for a Clear Seed's capacity is fifty million marbles of grief, and Homura generates ~3.5 marbles of grief per time-stopped "hour". As such, Homura should currently have access to ~1630 years of stopped time.

Yeah.

Appletank · Mar 10, 2017

Kaizuki said:
I considered it! Buuuuuuut I felt like Butlers don't wear dresses :/

Yeah, and? We're the only meguca so far with pants.

Redshirt Army said:
1630 years of stopped time

Sabrina plays the Doctor Who theme song.

Karnewarrior · Mar 10, 2017

Homura timestops and does push-ups and sit-ups and laps for 1600 years, returns to us 2 seconds later with a almost full grief seed and some SERIOUSLY SICK GAINS.

Onmur · Mar 10, 2017

Karnewarrior said:
Homura timestops and does push-ups and sit-ups and laps for 1600 years, returns to us 2 seconds later with a almost full grief seed and some SERIOUSLY SICK GAINS.

STR+5

"... Homura, what have you been eating all those years?"

"Cup noodles."

Dirtnap · Mar 10, 2017

Onmur said:
STR+5

"... Homura, what have you been eating all those years?"

"Cup noodles."

"No." Sabrina grabs her and tries to drag her into Mami's kitchen for real food. "We have that cream stew you like, I swear I'll make more."

DB_Explorer · Mar 10, 2017

Kaizuki · Mar 10, 2017

DB_Explorer said:
Wait... I can't tell if that dress has a back or not : \

It does not. In fact, it appears to barely have a front. It covers all the coverage and nothing more, sweet Madokami. Where did you get this... this... this from?

Onmur · Mar 10, 2017

Kaizuki said:
It does not. In fact, it appears to barely have a front. It covers all the coverage and nothing more, sweet Madokami. Where did you get this... this... this from?

It's not a difficult picture to come across randomly...?

Dirtnap said:
"No." Sabrina grabs her and tries to drag her into Mami's kitchen for real food. "We have that cream stew you like, I swear I'll make more."

I'm imagining Brina making cream stew in a giant, Giant, VERY GIANT POT.

It needs to last 1600 years after all.

Kaizuki · Mar 10, 2017

Also where do these card-things that people keep posting come from

Script Mak3r · Mar 10, 2017

Karnewarrior said:
Homura timestops and does push-ups and sit-ups and laps for 1600 years, returns to us 2 seconds later with a almost full grief seed and some SERIOUSLY SICK GAINS.

But then Homura would lose her hair. And that would be terrible. (Also, it should only take her a few years until she can punch out Kriemhild Gretchen. Why does she need to spend the better part of two millennia?)

Vebyast · Mar 10, 2017

Onmur said:
I'm imagining Brina making cream stew in a giant, Giant, VERY GIANT POT.

It needs to last 1600 years after all.

We're going to have to do this at some point. No, really, I was going to push for telling Homura to take a vacation when we gave her the clear seed but then the sleepover happened and that was fluffy enough that I didn't want to interrupt it. Maybe tonight?

Script Mak3r said:
Why does she need to spend the better part of two millennia?)

gainz, bro.

Madou Sutegobana · Mar 10, 2017

DB_Explorer said:
IMG

Wait... I can't tell if that dress has a back or not : \

It has layers. She's wearing a blouse underneath the laced up ribbons.

You can relax, she's not nearly nude.

........ · Mar 10, 2017

Idle thought, but we're really going to want to find a moment to compact all of the grief down so we can ram it down Kyubey's throat in one go. Hauling around massive piles of grief may or may not also be playing into certain things, so divesting ourselves of most of it and seeing if certain things persist might be important.

Also, when people invisitext or other hidden messages, they always use red. Given the name of this next arc folks might want to be extra vigilant about hunting that stuff down

Onmur · Mar 10, 2017

........ said:
Also, when people invisitext or other hidden messages, they always use red. Given the name of this next arc folks might want to be extra vigilant about hunting that stuff down

I've been mentally debating with myself whether that was actually a pun, or that's cheating because Firn isn't hte one colouring the text red... but Firn and puns...

But whatever. We're going to Asunaro tomorrow (despite Oriko's warning

).

Firnagzen · Mar 11, 2017

DB_Explorer said:
Wait... I can't tell if that dress has a back or not : \

Kaizuki said:
It does not. In fact, it appears to barely have a front. It covers all the coverage and nothing more, sweet Madokami. Where did you get this... this... this from?

I'd rather that image be removed, thank you.

Matou Sutegobana said:
It has layers. She's wearing a blouse underneath the laced up ribbons.

You can relax, she's not nearly nude.

Even so, it's clearly meant to look like she is, and that's not gonna fly.

DB_Explorer · Mar 11, 2017

Firnagzen said:
I'd rather that image be removed, thank you.

Even so, it's clearly meant to look like she is, and that's not gonna fly.

Removed

- Apologies

Godwinson · Mar 11, 2017

@Vebyast, since your vote is winning: can you include a line about thanking Madoka for inviting Sayaka over? Because her doing that helped deal with the problems that might've brewed. Madoka is a good friend, both to Sayaka and to us.

DB_Explorer · Mar 11, 2017

Vote Tally : Puella Magi Adfligo Systema | Page 4470 | Sufficient Velocity
##### NetTally 1.7.9

[x] A new day!
-[x] Of course you realize, this mean war.
-[x] Ask Sayaka what time it is.
-[x] Morning routine. Ask everyone if they slept well (that means you, Homura), try to help with breakfast if you get a chance, etc.
--[x] Ask for magical girl hair help from Mami and Homura.
-[x] Find out about the miniatures.
-[x] Let the sleepover wind down on its own. You're in no rush today.
[x] Discuss plans for today with everybody.
-[x] List out what you have to get done: Bennouna, cleansing trip, you wanted to do some enchanting before the cleansing trip.
--[x] Don't mention Kyouko yet, you need to talk to Mami about that first.
-[x] Sayaka wants to be along for all of that, right?
--[x] You're thinking of finding a way for her to hold or store multiple powers, which'd be hax.
--[x] One of the girls you'll be meeting is a teleporter. Sayaka too can be a tactical genius!
No. of Votes: 9

Vebyast
Appletank
defenestrator
Karnewarrior
mistfist
MrLZRS
nekcihc
Onmur
Redshirt Army

[X] Pull her into the hug pile and pretend to go back to sleep.
[X] Reluctantly get up and do Vebyast's vote.
No. of Votes: 2

TheEyes
TheFanficAddict

[X] Pull her into the hug pile and go back to sleep.
No. of Votes: 2

GiftOfLove
Matou Sutegobana

[x] Hug Mami for a while longer.
[x] Morning routine.
No. of Votes: 1

UbeOne

[x] Ask Sayaka what time it is.
No. of Votes: 1

Kaizuki

[x] Of course you realize, this mean war.
-[x] Pull Sayaka into the hug pile.
--[x] When Madoka and Homura come to extricate her, pull them into the hug pile as well. Everybody hugs everybody!
[x] Morning routine. Ask everyone if they slept well (that means you, Homura), try to help with breakfast if you get a chance, etc.
--[x] Ask for magical girl hair help from Mami and Homura.
-[x] Find out about the miniatures.
-[x] Let the sleepover wind down on its own. You're in no rush today.
[x] Discuss plans for today with everybody.
-[x] List out what you have to get done: Bennouna, cleansing trip, you wanted to do some enchanting before the cleansing trip.
--[x] Don't mention Kyouko yet, you need to talk to Mami about that first.
-[x] Sayaka wants to be along for all of that, right?
--[x] You're thinking of finding a way for her to hold or store multiple powers, which'd be hax.
--[x] One of the girls you'll be meeting is a teleporter. Sayaka too can be a tactical genius!
No. of Votes: 1

The Narrator

Total No. of Voters: 16

TheFictionAddict · Mar 11, 2017

[X]The Narrator

The Narrator · Mar 11, 2017

Godwinson said:
@Vebyast, since your vote is winning: can you include a line about thanking Madoka for inviting Sayaka over? Because her doing that helped deal with the problems that might've brewed. Madoka is a good friend, both to Sayaka and to us.

I knew there was something I forgot yesterday.

[x] Of course you realize, this mean war.
-[x] Pull Sayaka into the hug pile.
--[x] When Madoka and Homura come to extricate her, pull them into the hug pile as well. Everybody hugs everybody!
[x] Morning routine. Ask everyone if they slept well (that means you, Homura), try to help with breakfast if you get a chance, etc.
--[x] Ask for magical girl hair help from Mami and Homura.
[X] Thank Madoka for last night. Getting to have a little bit of normality and sanity like that helped a lot.
-[x] Find out about the miniatures.
-[x] Let the sleepover wind down on its own. You're in no rush today.
[x] Discuss plans for today with everybody.
-[x] List out what you have to get done: Bennouna, cleansing trip, you wanted to do some enchanting before the cleansing trip.
--[x] Don't mention Kyouko yet, you need to talk to Mami about that first.
-[x] Sayaka wants to be along for all of that, right?
--[x] You're thinking of finding a way for her to hold or store multiple powers, which'd be hax.
--[x] One of the girls you'll be meeting is a teleporter. Sayaka too can be a tactical genius!

Vebyast · Mar 11, 2017

[x] A new day!
-[x] Of course you realize, this mean war.

-[x] Ask Sayaka what time it is.
-[x] Morning routine. Ask everyone if they slept well (that means you, Homura), try to help with breakfast if you get a chance, etc.
--[x] Ask for magical girl hair help from Mami and Homura.
-[x] Find out about the miniatures.
-[x] Let the sleepover wind down on its own. You're in no rush today.
--[x] Thank Madoka for the sleepover, and specifically for inviting Sayaka. Those helped a lot. She's a good friend.

[x] Discuss plans for today with everybody.
-[x] List out what you have to get done: Bennouna, cleansing trip, you wanted to do some enchanting before the cleansing trip.
--[x] Don't mention Kyouko yet, you need to talk to Mami about that first.
-[x] Sayaka wants to be along for all of that, right?
--[x] You're thinking of finding a way for her to hold or store multiple powers, which'd be hax.
--[x] One of the girls you'll be meeting is a teleporter. Sayaka too can be a tactical genius!

Little bit different from what Narrator wrote here; it's not just the sleepover, we specifically want to call out her help with Sayaka. Also take the opportunity to build up her self-confidence a little, and affirm that she's doing a good job with the non-meguca therapist thing and that it's Helping.

Karnewarrior · Mar 11, 2017

[X] Veb Bush

Onmur · Mar 11, 2017

BTW, before leaving today, will we have time to stop and buy those things Kirika wanted, and bring them over?

... Or maybe we should shop at another city while we're at it...

Kaizuki · Mar 11, 2017

Onmur said:
BTW, before leaving today, will we have time to stop and buy those things Kirika wanted, and bring them over?

... Or maybe we should shop at another city while we're at it...

Actually, grief physics question. When we're doing high-speed travel, how does the rest of our grief keep up? I ask cuz I'm wonderingwhat the max acceleration for grief is. Can we basically teleport it in our range at will

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