I vote that our beverage of choice is microwaved tea. We specifically wait for it to cool down just to microwave it. Just to spite -- wait, hell, none of this is even canon, is it, who are we spiting?

Elaborate fantasies about microwaving tea and being criticized for it - just another brain-damaged flight of fancy.
 
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So...we start gazing longingly at the microwave, then flinching violently if Miami sees? Even if she neither knows nor cares what we're contemplating?
 
No, no, it's gotta be Yerba Mate.
Remarkably like Green Tea in qualities, but with wholly different rituals of preparation and drinking.
Rules we insist on following.
 
You know I'm surprised we haven't tried tasting grief.
Does it taste bad? Does grief from Witches taste worse then grief from Magic Girls?

Does every Magic Girl have a distinct flavor?
 
Well we could test on animals first if you think it's possibly dangerous...

Plus what if it tastes good?! Imagine the looks on the other Magical Girls faces when we noisily suck the grief from their gems like a milkshake.

IIRC, Grief can corrode metal if given enough time, and in concentrated amounts can even dissove dried blood.

Take those as a hint of what would happen if we drink it aye?
 
Well we could test on animals first if you think it's possibly dangerous...

Plus what if it tastes good?! Imagine the looks on the other Magical Girls faces when we noisily suck the grief from their gems like a milkshake.
"Hey, Sabrina, could I get a cleanse?"

*perks up* "Oh! SURE! Just hand me your Gem." *licks lips*

"Um...sure." *nervously hands herself over*

*Slowly raises Gem to lips, kissing it as she draws the taint of misery from the girl's Soul, making appreciative noises at the flavor*

*girl blushes* "Um...could you...um...What are you...? Please stop?"

*licks it once to gather up the last drops of Grief before handing it back* "Done! You're pretty delicious, and your Grief is too! Stop by anytime."

*takes slightly sticky self, blushes furiously, and leaves*

'Somehow, I feel dirtier after that "cleansing" than I did before...'
 
And then Sabrina accidentally becomes Rochelle.
Sabrina's witch should have been Rochelle. I mean, it makes sense: combine the altruism and the brain damage, and then exaggerate them, combine them with a tendency to rush into matters like a wrecking ball in a china shop, and boom! Surreal horror version of Sabrina, without inexplicably equating altruism with omnicide!

((/sarcasm, just in case. Because internet.))
 
Undue Alarm pt. 22
First things first, you think - get out of this particular, grungy little alleyway. You spread your wings, launching yourself up into the air to land on the roof, where you're out of sight of random passersby. You cross your wings over your head to form a simple shelter for your self, rain drumming off the impromptu roof, while you spin off a small plate of Grief to sit on.

You've got about half an hour before you can go to find Mami and the others, which is, really, an annoying amount of time. Not enough to really do anything, but long enough to be boring.

Still, you're not completely bereft. You reach into left pocket and withdraw Hildegard's Grief Seed, carefully kept seperate from Aurora's and now Gwen's Grief Seeds in your right pocket. You hold up the Grief Seed, now a ball of smoky dark gray crystal embraced in the same silvery filigree, balancing on your finger.

You look at it. It's... quiescent, is really the best word for it, doing nothing very much in particular, the levels of Grief unchanging. You try poking a little Grief at it, just a tiny amount. Nothing unusual happens - the Grief simply gets sucked in.

You still have no real idea how to channel magic, as opposed to simply exerting your will on Grief - that comes naturally to you, like moving another arm. Still, maybe if you try to tweak a little of the magic in your body...

You focus on your hand and twist with your will... and you yelp as your hand goes completely dead, all feeling leaving it. Your hand droops on the end of your arm as you flail it about wildly. You hastily let go, and feeling returns to your hand in a rush of pins and needles.

... well, you suspect that if you should one day need to play dead, you can probably accomplish that very easily.

You grimace. That was rather unpleasant, though. You raise Hildegarde's Seed to your eye level, inspecting it visually, as well as both of your magical senses - nothing very much seems to have changed about it. Perhaps it's a little darker grey from the Grief you put into it, but that's hardly noticeable.

Ah, well. Maybe when you have a better idea?

You hop nimbly off your seat, landing with a small splash in the pooling rain on this particular rooftop. Time to stop messing around with Grief Seeds, and time to go and find Mami. You drop Hildegard back into your pocket and take wing into the rain again.

Ugh. This rain is starting to get annoying. But sometimes it just rains, you suppose.

You spin a shield out of some Grief to ward off the rain as you soar in towards the school, dropping into a convenient alley and emerging, untransformed and with your collapsible umbrella deployed to keep you dry-ish. You merge into the crowds, umbrella bumping along with everyone else's.

"Mami?" you call as your approach the grand edifice wrought of glass and steel that is Mitakihara Middle School. Looking up, you can see the absurdly ornate crenellations that adorn the roof - veiled by a curtain of rain, you could pretend that it were part of some castle of a bygone age.

"Oh! Sabrina!" Mami replies. "Wonderful timing, I was just about to call you."

"Walking around near the school gates, actually," you tell her.

"Ah? Give us a moment, we'll be right out," Mami says.

You can feel two magical presences slowly making their way out, and you glance in past the school gates - a blob of pink, black and gold. You smile, and raise your hand to wave at them. Madoka and Mami wave back.

"Hey," you call cheerfully when they're closer to you.

"Sabrina!" Mami smiles broadly.

"Hi, Sabrina!" Madoka says.

Homura nods at you. "Hello."

"How was your day?" you ask, as the four of you meander off down the path, surrounded by sodden greenery. "Or how were your days?" you add with a smile.

Mami beams back at you. "Today was good! We have some homework for the weekend, but not too much... Of course, I need to study for my test, too," she hastily amends.

Madoka looks mournful. "Miss Saotome has a new boyfriend."

You raise a perplexed eyebrow at her, while Mami laughs, shaking her head. "She still does that?"

Madoka and, to your surprise, Homura nod.

Mami catches sight of your puzzled look. "When Miss Saotome is happy, she tends to give a lot of homework."

"... oh," you say. "I... see?" A moment later, you ask, rather belatedly, "By the way, where are we going?"

Mami blinks. "I was following you."

"... and I was following you," you say, halting in your tracks. The both of you stare sheepishly at each other, before looking at Madoka, who shakes her head sadly.

Homura just gives you a look.

"Sayaka's out of the hospital," Madoka offers after a long moment filled with the patter of falling rain. "I think she's probably busy moving? I'll send her a message," she says, trapping her umbrella against her shoulder and reaching for her phone.

"Yeah," you nod. "Um, how about Hitomi?"

"Hmm," Madoka hums thoughtfully. "Wasn't she going to be discharged today, too?"

You shrug.

"I'll send her a message too," Madoka says. "Though... maybe I should go home and start on my homework?" she says, drooping in place.

Mami purses her lips. "Maybe that would be for the best," she says.

"A-ah," the pinkette says. Her phone pings, and she perks up, looking at it. "Yes, Sayaka's busy moving in..." another ping of an incoming message. "... and Hitomi says that she's at home now."

"Ah, well," you say. "That's that, then."

Mami shakes her head. "I would suggest shopping -Sabrina can't keep wearing my old things forever-, but you should do your homework. Maybe we can meet up tomorrow?" she finishes.

Madoka bobs her head with a smile. "That sounds fun!"

"Well, I suppose we're going home, then?" you say.

"Y-yeah," Madoka says.

"Alright," you say. "Bus?"

Madoka nods, and the four of you walk over to the bus stop.

"By the way, Mami," you say telepathically.

"Yes, Sabrina?" the blonde replies.

"I ran into Masami and the Sendai girls earlier today," you tell her.

"Oh," Mami says, voice suddenly pensive.

"Everything turned out OK!" you say hastily. "I kinda need to talk to you about that later, though."

"Yes," Mami agrees. "Yes, we do."

...

Uh oh.

"Ah, my bus!" Madoka says catching sight of the afore-mentioned vehicle. "Homura, let's go! Bye Mami, bye Sabrina!" She runs for the bus, splashing through the puddles.

"Bye, Madoka, Homura!" you call, echoed by Mami.

Mami smiles after them. "Let's go home, Sabrina," she says.

[] What will you say to Mami?
[] Write-in


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Someone's in trooo~oouble!
 
Fuck, she discovered microwaved tea.



So, back on topic. Um...

Shit, I honestly feel "Mother is going to scold me" levels of DOOOOOM! here, and I can't handle that amount of stress!
 
"I ran into Masami and the Sendai girls earlier today," you tell her.

"Oh," Mami says, voice suddenly pensive.

"Everything turned out OK!" you say hastily. "I kinda need to talk to you about that later, though."

"Yes," Mami agrees. "Yes, we do."

...

Uh oh.

"Ah, my bus!" Madoka says catching sight of the afore-mentioned vehicle. "Homura, let's go! Bye Mami, bye Sabrina!" She runs for the bus, splashing through the puddles.

"Bye, Madoka, Homura!" you call, echoed by Mami.

Mami smiles after them. "Let's go home, Sabrina," she says.

*Conan O'Brien impression* Well that's ominous.


Mami: Sabrina, with your brain damage, it's dangerous to act for yourself. *pats head*
 
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Hmm, I wonder what could have triggered that reaction. Lets go down the list.

We didn't tell her that we met Masami and co yesterday, so it could be that she doesn't like us meeting them for some reason. That said, she doesn't have that same reaction when we met Kyouko, and at the time it sounded like she would have preferred that we meet up with Masami instead of Kyouko, so that can't be the trigger.

Or it could be us meeting with the Sendai girls. It has been mentioned somewhere that Mami has a sort of reputation amongst the local magical girls, though I can't quite seem to hunt it down right now. It isn't hard to see why Mami might not particularly like the Sendai girls, their mercenary nature probably doesn't sit well with her. Could it be that she doesn't want us interacting with the "bad types" of magical girls, perhaps?
 
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Another possibility is that Mami doesn't want Sabrina attracting too much attention from other magical girls and bringing them all to her territory.
Considering that Sabrina's power set and utility is so completely broken, and that magical girls can get downright ruthless in "recruiting" her and destroy everything else in their path, Mami's concern does have merit.
 
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OK, so first things first: As soon as we get home, we make some tea. Then we engage in conversation.

And if, IF the conversation doesn't go the way we want it to, we distract Mami by claiming the tea is cold and that we need to microwave it. That should make her forget about less important matters.
 
OK, so first things first: As soon as we get home, we make some tea. Then we engage in conversation.

And if, IF the conversation doesn't go the way we want it to, we distract Mami by claiming the tea is cold and that we need to microwave it. That should make her forget about less important matters.
MICROWAVE EVERYTHING!
 
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