Puella Magi Adfligo Systema
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Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
"I'll fix that in a second..."
*Hands over fuel and accelerant*
"Hey, thanks."
"No problem."
The Narrator
Disembodied Voice
- Location
- Somewhere Offscreen
I suspect that not all of the powers she has in the game are considered canon. If the tea that Mami summons could actually heal her allies, you'd think that she'd have used that when Oriko blew our leg off.
...wtf, game designers?
- Location
- The Surface Of A Hostile Planet
Japan.
Karnewarrior
Leastmost of the Hanged Man Arcana
We should cry out "PRICELESS LEGS OF SILVER!" the next time we kick someone or something.
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
But what about yelling "Brina Kick"- oh wait, that's the Hammer Attack.
- Location
- The Surface Of A Hostile Planet
AuraTwilight
The Sorcerer of Smiles
- Location
- The Silver City
I suspect that not all of the powers she has in the game are considered canon. If the tea that Mami summons could actually heal her allies, you'd think that she'd have used that when Oriko blew our leg off.
To be fair, there's a difference between "heal some superficial wounds" and "regenerate limb loss."
And considering the magic system, it could be as simple as "Mami prepares some ordinary ass tea except she made it so it's super good. Megucas are able to auto-heal more cheaply because they're put in a good mood."
- Location
- The Surface Of A Hostile Planet
bird_poison
Knowing their wrath, unfettered and raw
- Location
- margarita
No-clipping means "ignores collisions, goes straight through stuff". The term comes from and old game.
Torgamous
Aspiring Gynoid
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Absorbing kinetic energy should still work, though. No clipping isn't very useful if it stops moving.
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
Actually, how about a Grief thing/enchant that absorbs kinetic energy... and transforms it into its own power source? It sounds kind of OP, but magic.
It would be cool to facetank a building from Walpurgisnacht.
Shame about the fight getting to the point buildings are thrown, though.
"I swear... this Chibi acts more like an..."So if it turns out Mami's chibi clone can be autonomous, and/or we help her refine this power... can she eventually send tiny adorable backup to those in need, and how can we abuse this?
"I'm a helper!"
"What."
"Hug!"
"No. Stop that. Sabrina, tell it to let go of my le- stop taking pictures right this instant."
*Tugs at Chibi Mami*
"... like an extra friendly Sabrina than like Mami."
*But the chibi refused to let go*
"Well, it's just a harmless little thing, so it can't be helped-"
*Flick the Chibi Mami off Homura*
*Flinches*
"OWWW!"
"..."
"..."
"Mami..."
"D-does anyone want tea? I should prepare some t-"
*Holds up Chibi Mami*
"You can share senses with this thing!"
"I... W-well, I..."
*Sighs*
"Homura- I'm sorry-"
*Hugs Mami*
"..."
"Group hug!"
*Glomps*
*Walks in*
"Hey, sorry I'm late-"
*Turns around*
*Walks out*
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Torgamous
Aspiring Gynoid
- Pronouns
- She/Her
This phrase took my brain immediately to "domestic dispute".
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
"What."
"... and I can deal with your 'saving meguca' thing, and I can deal with your microwaving tea, but you've gone TOO FAR!"
"W-what."
"I THINK I'M BEING VERY REASONABLE!"
"Sabrina... Sabrina is..."
"AND I SAY YOU TURNING INTO WALPURGISNACHT IS OVER THE LINE!"
"Mami wait- you can't-!"
"Homura stay out of this!"
"TIRO...
"HUE HUE HUE HA HA!"
"Too late for excuses!"
"HUE HUE?"
"FINALE!
*BOOOOM!*
"HUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...!"
*Gapes*
"Come back here, we're not done!"
*Chases*
"..."
*Starts hyperventilating*
Slith10
Back from the dead and ready to party!
- Location
- New Zealand
And then Sabrina-nacht needs to post bail on Mami when she Tiros a Public Park during the dispute.
bird_poison
Knowing their wrath, unfettered and raw
- Location
- margarita
The sad thing is, that would be a healthier situation...
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
"What can you do?" shrugs Sabrina, while they wait for Mami to be released.
Homura nods, or at least Sabrina likes to imagine she nodded there.
"Sabrina!"
"Mami!"
In an instant, both girls were spinning in place, holding tightly into each other.
"Let's go home," says Sabrina.
Mami nods. "I need a good, strong cup of tea after all of that, I think."
"Mmm..." hums Sabrina.
"You're not thinking of microwaves," says Mami with a sharp glance, "are you?"
"U-um..." the white haired girl stumbles.
Mami's stare turns glacial.
Homura shivers.
"No... no way, Mami!" denies Sabrina, shaking her head and her hands, for emphasis.
"Oh," smiles Mami, "that's good."
The sudden tension vanishes just as suddenly as it formed.
"Come on, Mami," chides Sabrina, "I think you scared Homura there!"
Both girls stop and turn to look at the one silently trailing behind them.
"Sorry Homura-chan," apologizes Mami. "Are you OK?"
Homura stays absolutely still.
"I think she nodded," says Sabrina, "she's OK."
"Good," agrees Mami.
Together, the three girls make their way home.
Sabrina and Mami chat.
Homura doesn't say anything. Not that she doesn't say much after... 'Walpurgisnacht'.
But Sabrina's sure she's getting better.
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Vebyast
Nascent Transhuman
"Prepare to snuggle!"
"Make it double!"
"To protect the world with consolation!"
"To unite all girls within our nation!"
"To extend our hugs to the stars above!"
"Sabrina!"
"Mami!"
"Team Meguca, blast off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now, or prepare to fight!"
"Homuhomu, that's... are you sure that's right?"
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Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
"Sorry Homu, you suck at this."
"Thank god."
"I know it's hard, but I need to replace you."
"That's fine."
"There's no need to pretend! I know how much this is breaking you inside, but you must understand..."
"I understand."
"H-Homura, come give me a hug."
"... I'm very sad. Can I go?"
"Of course. I'm very sorry about kicking you out like this."
*Nods*
"Well Mami, I've got two possible replacements picked. Look:"
*GRIEF SCREEN*
Nagisa said:
"And..."
Yuma said:
"Your verdict?"
"... Can we pick them both?"
AuraTwilight
The Sorcerer of Smiles
- Location
- The Silver City
Yuma is Meowth. Nagisa is Wobbuffet (the best member).
- Location
- The Surface Of A Hostile Planet
So I looked at some stuff just to see what kind of experience Homura might actually have with paintball.
The plus side is, there is a fairly developed Japanese paintball community, with numerous arenas just in the Tokyo area. It's also fairly popular with the US airforce peeps stationed in Japan. So the opportunity is there.
Minus side is, it's hella expensive - more so than in North America. So Homura wouldn't have had many opportunities to look into it legally. So the question becomes, by the point in the loops where she was fine with illegally obtaining goodies, would she even still have an interest in non-lethal projectile weaponry?
I'm honestly not sure. Certainly it wouldn't have been her focus, but if she has mops and boiling water and rope, surely she's needed a non-lethal weapon at at least one point in at least one loop, right?
Paintball was just my first idea, but I'm open to anything that gives Sayaka some tactical positioning training - airsoft, even Nerf in a pinch, though I suspect puella reflexes are fast enough that that won't work. Rubber bullets, too, though that has the opposite problem. Help me out, guys? How can Homura contribute to Sayakas training without pulling out the live ammunition?
The plus side is, there is a fairly developed Japanese paintball community, with numerous arenas just in the Tokyo area. It's also fairly popular with the US airforce peeps stationed in Japan. So the opportunity is there.
Minus side is, it's hella expensive - more so than in North America. So Homura wouldn't have had many opportunities to look into it legally. So the question becomes, by the point in the loops where she was fine with illegally obtaining goodies, would she even still have an interest in non-lethal projectile weaponry?
I'm honestly not sure. Certainly it wouldn't have been her focus, but if she has mops and boiling water and rope, surely she's needed a non-lethal weapon at at least one point in at least one loop, right?
Paintball was just my first idea, but I'm open to anything that gives Sayaka some tactical positioning training - airsoft, even Nerf in a pinch, though I suspect puella reflexes are fast enough that that won't work. Rubber bullets, too, though that has the opposite problem. Help me out, guys? How can Homura contribute to Sayakas training without pulling out the live ammunition?
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UbeOne
Daydreaming CPU
- Location
- Philippines
- Pronouns
- She/Her
How do soldiers train without live ammunition?
FelOnyx
Love and Peace!
- Location
- Gunsmoke
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Curses, ninja'd.
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