I could go for some trolling.So, no maid.
Again:
Show of hands for
[] Do not telepathy Sayaka to say good morning
[] Later, tell Sayaka that we telepathied her and she didn't respond
[] Imply that she didn't pick up because she was distracted by thinking about Qwijibo
*looks at said plan length*The following is a past winning plan from my favorite quest, Marked for Death. (Spoilers, so don't look to close at the details, since this quest is definitely worth it)
This has since become a fairly standard plan length on the thread.
Don't talk to me about long plans.
You can't kill a maid.
Then how does she move grief across rooftops without looking down onto the rooftops she's stashing them on? I mean, sure, she could be extending hair-thin tendrils of grief from the main masses to "feel" out resistance and get the shape of the grief's surroundings, but the text never mentions anything like that.Sabrina has absolute proprioception with regards to Grief under her control.
Get them down to the size of grains of sand. Distribute them in a regular 3D pattern with a spacing interval that varies according to our desired resolution.Maybe we can just try to see/sense through our grief like Mami can with her ribbons?
Well, sure. Her clothes would get wet, including her socks. Wet socks are uncomfortable.
The worst.
There's making tea with Grief:Then how does she move grief across rooftops without looking down onto the rooftops she's stashing them on? I mean, sure, she could be extending hair-thin tendrils of grief from the main masses to "feel" out resistance and get the shape of the grief's surroundings, but the text never mentions anything like that.
The kettle starts to whistle, and you set to trying to prepare tea. Blind, moving by disembodied touch couched in a sense that you grasp instinctively. You could probably make something of Witch matter to do the job for you, but it wouldn't... exactly be the best idea.
Maybe our grief is just smashing through buildings, and there's an army of annoyed incubators following behind us, cleaning up the mess?Then how does she move grief across rooftops without looking down onto the rooftops she's stashing them on? I mean, sure, she could be extending hair-thin tendrils of grief from the main masses to "feel" out resistance and get the shape of the grief's surroundings, but the text never mentions anything like that.
(Sometimes, when the Grief cloud rearranges itself, it sheds a red mist.)Maybe our grief is just smashing through buildings, and there's an army of annoyed incubators following behind us, cleaning up the mess?
That doesn't seem to probable, why would teleportation replace our mortal flesh with beautiful, durable grief?I'm concerned that that kind of instant translocation might deconstruct our baryonic body and replace it with a grief facsimile.
Well, sure. Her clothes would get wet, including her socks. Wet socks are uncomfortable.
I mean, it's not like it could be anything else, right?
I'm concerned that that kind of instant translocation might deconstruct our baryonic body and replace it with a grief facsimile.
Would Mami be able to live with herself if Brina gets a cold from it?Hey, if Mami can stand to get her clothes wet, then Sabrina can endure it as well with her.
What's weird here is that Redshirt Army is talking against it.That doesn't seem to probable, why would teleportation replace our mortal flesh with beautiful, durable grief?
On a completely unrelated note, we should totally teleport at the earliest opportunity.
Or alivaril, he gets some good megavotes too.
How do you know? Mami's never met a real girl made out of Grief that wasn't crazy. That wasn't super crazy.
And because SV doesn't see fit to have this be a rating I can give here:@Firnagzen: When you say "perfect proprioception", how good is "perfect", what's the resolution, and how much information can Sabrina process? If we built a lens out of grief and covered the image plane with micromechanical cantilevers, would we be able to detect light intensity coming through the aperture by perceiving the nanoscale motions of the cantilevers under light pressure and thereby perceive an image? How about using microscopic grief particles, solid so we don't trigger witchiness detectors or hurt or obstruct anything but can still sense through them as they saturate the area like any other airborne particulate?
How do you know? Mami's never met a real girl made out of Grief that wasn't crazy. That wasn't super crazy.
Give ther the oportunity and let her decide.
You keep that between yourself and Godwinson.OK OK
I HAVE A THING FOR GIRLS MADE OF BARYONIC MATTER
BARYONIC MATTER IS BEST MATTER.
What part of it? The part where you already mentioned grains of sand? The part where I'm interpreting a statement probably rather more literally than Firn intended? Or the part where I'm completely ignoring the mental health discussion in favor of SCIENCE! ? Because I already know that I can't contribute to that and am pointedly staying out of it, I'll admit that I missed your suggestion a half a page ago about a variable-resolution grid of sand grains, and yeah, Firn probably didn't mean anything like "literally perfect" and he's probably just going to ignore me. Do you think that the idea is so stupid that you're angry that I wasted your time by making you think about it? If so, just fucking tell me that.And because SV doesn't see fit to have this be a rating I can give here:
OK OK
I HAVE A THING FOR GIRLS MADE OF BARYONIC MATTER
BARYONIC MATTER IS BEST MATTER.
I can't hug non-baryonic matter. I can hug Mumis, though, nyah <3
False!