Puella Magi Adfligo Systema
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SoothingCoffee
Umumumu
- Location
- The Library
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] Knock her out
-[] Tie her up on a chair in Warehouse-kun
--[] Wait for her to wake up
---[] Start with: "I think we started off on the wrong foot. How about I apologize first, yes? And then we could start over!" Smiles. Leans in. Whispers: "I'm not asking. Twice."
] Knock her out-[
] Tie her up on a chair in Warehouse-kun--[
] Wait for her to wake up---[
] Start with: "I think we started off on the wrong foot. How about I apologize first, yes? And then we could start over!" Smiles. Leans in. Whispers: "I'm not asking. Twice."
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- Location
- ⇙
I think all we managed so far is that we will be Sasa's first target if she makes her canon wish
But honestly approaching someone like her, when she's already down is always difficult. I mean, I also wouldn't be particualry enthused to converse with a random stranger, that follows me even after I've told the to fuck off, if I was currently upset. I doubt we'll get far by just talking to her in her current state of mind. But I also don't know if just telling her magic is real and she might be targeted by an alien that will try to turn her into becoming a magical zombie will go over well.
But honestly approaching someone like her, when she's already down is always difficult. I mean, I also wouldn't be particualry enthused to converse with a random stranger, that follows me even after I've told the to fuck off, if I was currently upset. I doubt we'll get far by just talking to her in her current state of mind. But I also don't know if just telling her magic is real and she might be targeted by an alien that will try to turn her into becoming a magical zombie will go over well.
Higure
Witch of Faith
- Location
- The Golden Land
[X]"Nope. You're coming with me for ice cream...either that, or I'm going to get it and bring it back. So...do you want fresh ice cream in a nice place, or half melted ice cream here?"
[X]Follow through on that.
[X]Let her know we'll see her around.
[X]Go see Kyouko.
Girl reminds me of myself when I was young, sadly. Assuming I'm reading her right, she really wants to take the invitation and be friends, but she's unable to believe this isn't either a trick or a trap...or something. She is simply too paranoid to believe someone wants to be her friend.
If we want to overcome that, we have to refuse to take "no" for an answer...and remember that she'll take everything the worst way she can.
[X]Follow through on that.
[X]Let her know we'll see her around.
[X]Go see Kyouko.
Girl reminds me of myself when I was young, sadly. Assuming I'm reading her right, she really wants to take the invitation and be friends, but she's unable to believe this isn't either a trick or a trap...or something. She is simply too paranoid to believe someone wants to be her friend.
If we want to overcome that, we have to refuse to take "no" for an answer...and remember that she'll take everything the worst way she can.
SoothingCoffee
Umumumu
- Location
- The Library
Right. Lemme try this...
[X] Catch up to her. "Uh, can I at least do something to make it up to you?"
-[X] If she says yes, ask what it is. If it's something reasonable, do it. If it's something unquestionably unreasonable, just leave. Politely. Or cooly. Or better, both.
-[X] If she says no, then proceed to withdraw cooly.
--[X] Either way, don't forget to say something like... "See you later." In a way that is not creepy. Or stalkery. Or murdery. Is that even a word? Whatever. Murdery sounds like a weirldy adorifying sound. Murderyderyderyderyderiiii~
---[X] Send a message to Kyouko, "Murder—I mean, sure. Uh, hey, can I introduce you to someone? Later, of course. She's a friend of mine; a new Meguca. If you don't mind... I've been planning to a Witch-Hunt with her as well. For, you know, get her used with this entire thing."
----[X] Head for the usual lunchspot. To see kyoko, that is.
[X] Catch up to her. "Uh, can I at least do something to make it up to you?"
-[X] If she says yes, ask what it is. If it's something reasonable, do it. If it's something unquestionably unreasonable, just leave. Politely. Or cooly. Or better, both.
-[X] If she says no, then proceed to withdraw cooly.
--[X] Either way, don't forget to say something like... "See you later." In a way that is not creepy. Or stalkery. Or murdery. Is that even a word? Whatever. Murdery sounds like a weirldy adorifying sound. Murderyderyderyderyderiiii~
---[X] Send a message to Kyouko, "Murder—I mean, sure. Uh, hey, can I introduce you to someone? Later, of course. She's a friend of mine; a new Meguca. If you don't mind... I've been planning to a Witch-Hunt with her as well. For, you know, get her used with this entire thing."
----[X] Head for the usual lunchspot. To see kyoko, that is.
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Crasian01
Insane Incubator
I'm too sleepy to react to this meaningfully. Given this response, I feel like maybe some sort of compromise between the AgentWhiskers vote and the Godwinson vote probably should have happened. I'm not sure if compromise between my vote and Godwinson's would have been possible, because I feel like we were probably going off on completely different tacks.
Eh, I dunno.
Eh, I dunno.
- Location
- Your Native Universe
[] Knock her out and drop her off in Asunaro.
] Knock her out and drop her off in Asunaro.
[] Set her on fire. Fire fixes everything.
-[] The screams will be therapeutic.
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] Set her on fire. Fire fixes everything.-[
] The screams will be therapeutic.Edit:
This is clearly a joke but we might need to be this forward to get her to listen. We don't like her, but we do want to save her. Asking us to be nice to her might be asking too much. Think of Ono...[
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Oh, now you guys want to go for the "I know you/Magic plan."
Seriously though, was this outcome really that unexpected to you guys. This being a likely outcome is why I had tentatively proposed telling her about magic.
And can you guys seriously please listen to this and stop? Dealing with Sabrina increasingly losing her patience and being annoyed on top of Yuuki being Yuuki would be incredibly aggravating.
That offer from Kyoko was pretty aggravating to hear, though. This would be a golden opportunity to further bond with her, but we can't go for it because we're dealing with this now.
Seriously though, was this outcome really that unexpected to you guys. This being a likely outcome is why I had tentatively proposed telling her about magic.
And can you guys seriously please listen to this and stop? Dealing with Sabrina increasingly losing her patience and being annoyed on top of Yuuki being Yuuki would be incredibly aggravating.
That offer from Kyoko was pretty aggravating to hear, though. This would be a golden opportunity to further bond with her, but we can't go for it because we're dealing with this now.
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Muramasa
Best Girl
[] Run in front of her.
[] Bow.
[] "Please let me buy you ice cream? Pretty please? I know I'm being pushy and annoying. I don't mean to be."
[] "What I meant to say is, I want to be friends. Sometimes, I'm just not good at saying that. And ice cream sounded like a good idea so..."
[] "Please have ice cream with me? I promise, you won't regret it."
[] Bow.
[] "Please let me buy you ice cream? Pretty please? I know I'm being pushy and annoying. I don't mean to be."
[] "What I meant to say is, I want to be friends. Sometimes, I'm just not good at saying that. And ice cream sounded like a good idea so..."
[] "Please have ice cream with me? I promise, you won't regret it."
I'd rather not give up building a relationship that's actually progressing over bashing our head against a particularly irritating and bitchy wall.
"Fuck off Kyoko, I'm busy trying to befriend this jerk with no redeeming qualities for Reasons"
I'm concerned that would only further anger her.
bird_poison
Knowing their wrath, unfettered and raw
- Location
- margarita
I agree. We questers are used to instant consequences, but this is a more subtle thing. I suspect she is actually listening, but cannot go through. So we insist (don't ask, don't apologize, insist) until she (begrudgingly) follows through.
If we have to be the anoying idiot who makes her have nice ice cream, the better.
Then we hammer in the warning about magic, and we give her our phone or something.
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RexHeller
Title Incoming. Please Hold.
- Location
- Somewhere else.
Sabrina-Chan approves of this plan.[
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- Location
- The Surface Of A Hostile Planet
So basically harassing her into giving in? I don't think that's such a good idea.
Do we absolutely need to deal with Yuuki right now, guys? Kyoko's almost being conciliatory here. That's really not something we should just ignore.
bird_poison
Knowing their wrath, unfettered and raw
- Location
- margarita
Not harassing, insisting. If she attempts physical attacks to stop us, we stop.
Give it 30 minutes. We are already involved, this is not longer just about sasa's life, ours is at play here. If everything else fails, we give her an ultimatum, with grief illusions and all.
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
[Q] Come on, have some ice cream with me, just one, it'll be just five minutes, come on, please...
-[Q] Please, please, please, please, please please please plesae please...
--[Q] Did I convince you yet?
Wait, she turned her back on us!
[Q] Tackle hug from behind! She'll never see it coming!
OK, now...
[ ] Cut Sasa off. Block her path whenever she tries to leave.
-[ ] Ask her for her name. We won't stop bothering her until she tells us her name.
-[ ] Then ask her if we can meet again for that ice cream, and give her our number. She can call us any time she's skipping school.
[ ] Once you're done with Sasa, tell Koko you're on your way, and go.
There's this to consider:
Her mouth says 'no', her stomach says 'yes'.
She'll probably regret not accepting our offer later.
- Location
- Your Native Universe
Considering that she has tried to walk away from Sabrina and the latter has continued to follow her, I'm pretty sure it's crossed the line, or is very close into crossing the line, of harassment.
DB_Explorer
Purveyor of alternate realities.
- Location
- San Diego, California
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Perhaps we should just give an apology and a friendly goodbye and head for Kyoko?
Basically we take no for an answer now so next time we won't be so... suspicious.
Basically we take no for an answer now so next time we won't be so... suspicious.
Muramasa
Best Girl
Not really. We're an annoyance right now but not to the point Sasa has reason to specifically target us with her wish.
If we leave now, we probably have guaranteed a Sasa contract but it would still be her canonical wish.
If we keep pushing however...