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mistfist said:
It's been a couple of years since she's celebrated Christmas, and probably her birthday too.

We'll just have to make it amazing for her when the date is reached.
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... Screw it.

HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE THE LAST TIME HOMU RECEIVED A GIFT?

We're buying or making her something as soon as we've got the time.
 
mistfist said:
It's been a couple of years since she's celebrated Christmas, and probably her birthday too.

We'll just have to make it amazing for her when the date is reached.
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Mami: HOMURA! I made you a cak- *is glompped by a crying Homura*

Sabrina: .... huh

Mami: ... Sabrina... did Homura just glomp me while crying.

Sabrina: yes.

Mami:... do I need to worry about anything?

Sabrina: No pod people if thats your concern.
 
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Mami: HOMURA! I made you a cak- *is glompped by a crying Homura*

Sabrina: .... huh

Mami: ... Sabrina... did Homura just glomp me while crying.

Sabrina: yes.

Mami:... do I need to worry about anything?

Sabrina: No pod people if thats your concern.
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Mami: "That's... startingly close to my thoughts."

Sabrina: "Well, it's not a completely strange conclusion to make..."

Mami: *Frowns*

Sabrina: "I mean, come on, pod people..."

Homura: "She's infected you."

Mami: "Makes sense."

Sabrina: *Grumbles about being infectious and pod people being a legit concern*
 
Onmur said:
Mami: "That's... startingly close to my thoughts."

Sabrina: "Well, it's not a completely strange conclusion to make..."

Mami: *Frowns*

Sabrina: "I mean, come on, pod people..."

Homura: "She's infected you."

Mami: "Makes sense."

Sabrina: *Grumbles about being infectious and pod people being a legit concern*
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"This is no laughing matter, Homura; pod-people are a serious concern."

"..."

"You have to admit, with all our magical powers, something such as that might not be entirely too far-fetched..."

"Where did you get..."
"Nevermind."

 
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cmwatford said:
And then something terrible happens because the universe can't seem to abide a happy Homu.
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No wait

Happy Homu: *going to school ... all happy like*
*Universe tries to fuck with her*
Homu: *Goes all Murder Face*
*Universe regrets its decisions*
Happy Homu: *continues to school*
*Universe sobs in a corner*


I feel like the only thing that may make Homura fight as hard as possibly 'winning' is fighting to KEEP what she won. God knows she's put enough work into earning it.
 
Demosthenes said:
"This is no laughing matter, Homura; pod-people are a serious concern."

"..."

"You have to admit, with all our magical powers, something such as that might not be entirely too far-fetched..."

"Where did you get..."
"Nevermind."
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"... I wanted to explain..."

"..."

"..."

"..." *Sighs* "Where did you get the costumes?"

"Well, since you ask! See, I was visiting Warehouse-kun to check for residual Barrier effects when I thought, while I was there I should do some SCIENCE! you know, but not science science but SCIENCE! science and then I thought what if Gertrud got in a fight with Poison Ivy, and wondered what..."


"... pipes, it doesn't make sense that they breath fire, unless..."


"... so after carefully deliberating about the merits of thorns based armor, which wouldn't really fit with MECHA GURREN ZILLA LAGANN's latest mods, but would look great on Best Buddy's costume..."


"... I finally thought, why not just get pod plant costumes and be done with this?"

"..." *Thousand yard stare*

"Dinner's ready!"

"Neat! What's for dinner? Actually, let me help-"

"I've got everything."

"... When did you set the table?"

"You seemed really enthusiastic about contact poisons, so I just went ahead..."

"Oh. So, what do you think, Homura?"

"... Why did I ask..."

"What was that?"

"Um..."

"But would the attack dog-plants really work? It's hard to imagine...

"Well, you see..."

*Pained gaze*


After refusing to stay, Homura spent the night lying on her bed, reading up on plant life, pod people, and whatever esoteric topic she thought Sabrina might feel like sharing the next day.

She didn't have Mami's advantage of having been joined by the hip to their white haired friend for a month, but she'd be damned if she'd have to feel excluded in their company again.

As a ray of sunlight filtered through her window and fell onto her eyes, Homura yawned, absently picking up her bedside clock.

Sighing at the late- early hour, she lamented not having as much time in her hands as she used to. To be honest, sometimes she felt ticked off at not having as much time to do anything anymore, it made it more difficult to pull off timely entrances-

Homura sighed. Mami wasn't the only one affected.

Yawning once more, she rubbed her eyes, set the clock back down, turned around and went to sleep.

The time puns wouldn't leave her head anymore.
 
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Onmur said:
"... I wanted to explain..."

"..."

"..."

"..." *Sighs* "Where did you get the costumes?"

"Well, since you ask! See, I was visiting Warehouse-kun to check for residual Barrier effects when I thought, while I was there I should do some SCIENCE! you know, but not science science but SCIENCE! science and then I thought what if Gertrud got in a fight with Poison Ivy, and wondered what..."


"... pipes, it doesn't make sense that they breath fire, unless..."


"... so after carefully deliberating about the merits of thorns based armor, which wouldn't really fit with MECHA GURREN ZILLA LAGANN's latest mods, but would look great on Best Buddy's costume..."


"... I finally thought, why not just get pod plant costumes and be done with this?"

"..." *Thousand yard stare*

"Dinner's ready!"

"Neat! What's for dinner? Actually, let me help-"

"I've got everything."

"... When did you set the table?"

"You seemed really enthusiastic about contact poisons, so I just went ahead..."

"Oh. So, what do you think, Homura?"

"... Why did I ask..."

"What was that?"

"Um..."

"But would the attack dog-plants really work? It's hard to imagine...

"Well, you see..."

*Pained gaze*


After refusing to stay, Homura spend the night lying on her bed, reading up on plant life, pod people, and whatever esoteric topic she thought Sabrina might feel like sharing the next day.

She didn't have Mami's advantage of having been joined by the hip to their white haired friend for a month, but she'd be damned if she'd have to feel excluded in their company again.

As a ray of sunlight filtered through her window and fell onto her eyes, Homura yawned, absently picking up her bedside clock.

Sighing at the late- early hour, she lamented not having as much time in her hands as she used to. To be honest, sometimes she felt ticked off at not having as much time to do anything anymore, it made it more difficult to pull off timely entrances-

Homura sighed. Mami wasn't the only one affected.

Yawning once more, she rubbed her eyes, set the clock back down, turned around and went to sleep.

The time puns wouldn't leave her head anymore.
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"Why are you acting so nervous?"
"And why are you sweating so much?"
"And why do you look like you just thought of a bad jo-"
"..."
"N-no wait, it's not what you think!"
"T-t-this is a big misunderstanding you've got to believe me, I-"
"LISTEN, I AM TELLING YOU! YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME, SABRINA!"

"You like time puns, don't you Homura-chan?"
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Edit: "No! Worse: It'll completely ruin your conversational skills."
"...then you'll blow up..."
 
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Demosthenes said:
Edit: "No! Worse: It'll completely ruin your conversational skills."
"...then you'll blow up..."
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"That's not a problem." *Hair flips* "I won't lose my conversational skills."

"That's right!

"Because I don't have any."

"Of course- um..."

"Let's move on. I have no time for puns." *Walks off*


Later that night, the world is covered in grey hues.

Homura lands on a tree just outside Madoka's window.

There is Kyuubey, frozen mid-air, having been caught by timestop as soon as it leaped from a tree branch to Madoka's window.

Homura calmly walks as close as it can to the Incubator while pulling out a gun. She carefully aims down at the white alien, before slowly pressing...

Homura stops.

"... Not on my watch." She murmurs.

BANG!
 
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Onmur said:
"That's not a problem." *Hair flips* "I won't lose my conversational skills."

"That's right!

"Because I don't have any."

"Of course- um..."

"Let's move on. I have no time for puns." *Walks off*


Later that night, the world is covered in grey hues.

Homura lands on a tree just outside Madoka's window.

There is Kyuubey, frozen mid-air, having been caught by timestop as soon as it leaped from a tree branch to Madoka's window.

Homura calmly walks as close as it can to the Incubator while pulling out a gun. She carefully aims down at the white alien, before slowly pressing...

Homura stops.

"... Not on my watch." She murmurs.

BANG!
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She would later be found hanging from the ceiling fan by Sabrina. Being a meguca, however, this had no significant effect on her as she was most certainly not dead.

"Hey Homura, how's it hangin'?"

"pls no."
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Edit: Remember kids, don't try this at
home. These stunts are performed by trained professionals and/or liches.
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Double Edit: -Gasp- A Dangling Participle

She would later be found by Sabrina hanging from the ceiling fan.
 
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Demosthenes said:
She would later be found hanging from the ceiling fan by Sabrina. Being a meguca, however, this had no significant effect on her as she was most certainly not dead.

"Hey Homura, how's it hangin'?"

"pls no."
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Edit: Remember kids, don't try this home. These stunts are performed by trained professionals and/or liches.
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Double Edit: -Gasp- A Dangling Participle

She would later be found by Sabrina hanging from the ceiling fan.
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"Heh. Hold on, I'll get you down from there."

"Wait."

"...?"

"This is... comfortable. Just swaying."

"... OK? Do you want me to wind you up?"

"Stop it."

"Just watch, once I give you a few turns, you'll unwind like a spinning top. It'll be awesome."

"Sabrina no."

"No to the spinning, or no to the-"

"Stop the puns."

"Oh, OK. Can I spin you anyway?"

"..."

"Hey, Homura, do you know what's the best time of the day?"

"6:30, hands down."

"..."

"..."

"... Puntastic."
 
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Demosthenes said:
So, I haven't been around very long. How often does the QM update? Once a week? Once a fortnight?
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It depends on time, exams, mundane stuff...

It depends.


[Q] Ask Homura whether she thinks you should get a last name.
-[Q] Oh, yeah, explain.
--[Q] You basically chose your own name, after mentally debating it with yourself.
---[Q] Or you remembered it... or you chose to remember it... whatever.
----[Q] But hey, you bet her name was a hotly debated topic back in the day.
-----[Q] Eh? Eh? Come on, it was punny.

I want to make a punner out of Homura now...
 
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