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Onmur said:
Actual Sabrina: "But I do that, too. See?" *Kicks Kyuubey, too* "And you'd be hard pressed to find someone who thinks I'm anything other than Ridiculously Good."

PMCA Sabrina: "But maybe you're Evil deep down." *Kicks KB to Sabrina*

PMAS Sabrina: "Nah thanks, I'm good." *Kicks KB back*

PMCA Sabrina: *Holds KB up on her foot* "Haven't you hurt anybody nice and good?" *Throws KB back high*

PMAS Sabrina: *Hurriedly steps backwards* "I did the best I could!" *Volleys the KB!*

PMCA Sabrina: "Hmpf!" *Catches KB*

PMAS Sabrina: "Hey, that's fun, throw it here!"

PMCA Sabrina: "... Sure."

*Sabrina & Sabrina spend an hour playing KBALL*
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Sabrina: *spikes the Kyubey ball at sufficient velocity*
 
UbeOne said:
No, she's Mimic.
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"You thought it was treasure? Too bad! It was Sayaka-chan!"

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"Have you been waiting inside a random chest for-"

"Three days, yes. You wouldn't happen to have some water, by ch-"

*THUNK*

"OW!"

Dragontrapper said:
Related advice: "If your plan offends a Dalek and affronts a Time Lord, something has gone very wrong in the execution."
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Not if the one the Dalek believes has offended it and the Time Lord thinks has affronted him are somebody else than yourself.
 
Onmur said:
"You thought it was treasure? Too bad! It was Sayaka-chan!"

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"Have you been waiting inside a random chest for-"

"Three days, yes. You wouldn't happen to have some water, by ch-"

*THUNK*

"OW!"


Not if the one the Dalek believes has offended it and the Time Lord thinks has affronted him are somebody else than yourself.
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Rule One of Evil Plans:
Always have someone else to blame.
Always.
 
Onmur said:
I think we just need a list of all the Good Reasons™ to make Sabrina clones.

1 - Allow us to move around freely while maximizing Mami hug time.
2 - No meguca needs to go Sabrina-less long enough to make bad decisions.
3 - Can be a double security blanket for Homura; one Clonebrina to offer hugs counsel her, and one Clonebrina to watch after Madoka ALL the time go live with her pink mom the Kaname.
4 - Can put de-Witched souls into Sabrina clones, so they can also be very tall in comparison to average japanese people have bodies to inhabit.
5 - Can confuse people Sakura by being in two places at the same time.

Well? Why haven't we accomplished this already?
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Magical girl cloning industry's centered in Asunaro, and you know how we feel about those other brain-damaged SCIENtists.
RexHeller said:
The thing that people are forgetting is that if we make the clones the normal way they will still need to make a wish before they can bend grief. Now I want you to imagine a million Sabrinas all shouting "I wish to control grief! My own! That of others! The grief of the Witches! All of it!" in unison. Except that one Sabrina in the back with just a bit too much brain damage saying "I wish I had a puppy!"
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And if the clones carry Sabrina's ludicrous potential, she does not simply get a puppy. She gets the puppy, the ur-puppy, the platonic form of puppiness of which all mortal puppies are but a faded image. Its gamboling gives Oriko a reason to live, its sad eyes infect Kyubey with the madness called "remorse," its snuggling burns Grief from soul gems.

But Mami's allergic, so it has to go.
 
rikalous said:
Magical girl cloning industry's centered in Asunaro, and you know how we feel about those other brain-damaged SCIENtists.
And if the clones carry Sabrina's ludicrous potential, she does not simply get a puppy. She gets the puppy, the ur-puppy, the platonic form of puppiness of which all mortal puppies are but a faded image. Its gamboling gives Oriko a reason to live, its sad eyes infect Kyubey with the madness called "remorse," its snuggling burns Grief from soul gems.

But Mami's allergic, so it has to go.
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Uh...

Do you know anything about Yandere simulator?

Short Comic
 
rikalous said:
Magical girl cloning industry's centered in Asunaro, and you know how we feel about those other brain-damaged SCIENtists.
And if the clones carry Sabrina's ludicrous potential, she does not simply get a puppy. She gets the puppy, the ur-puppy, the platonic form of puppiness of which all mortal puppies are but a faded image. Its gamboling gives Oriko a reason to live, its sad eyes infect Kyubey with the madness called "remorse," its snuggling burns Grief from soul gems.

But Mami's allergic, so it has to go.
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At least she didn't wish for a kitten, that would have ended all productivity the universe over.
Puppiness in it's pure raw primal state is safe, Kittenism isn't.
 
Higure said:
Lazy Yandere isazy. Just give the feline to someone else.

On that note, we'd give the Puppy (and it's Sabrina?) to Oriko and Kirika to keep as a pet.
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Lazy? No, this is just the first step in Yandere-chan's grand plan. As long as that cat lived it may someday bother Senpai. She won't stop until every cat is dead.
 
Higure said:
Every meguca. We should get Kyubey to add a personal CloneBrina to the Contract benefits.
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But we'd need to exchange something, because that would reduce Bad Decisions (tm), leading to reduced energy profits.

Maybe after we somehow manage to cleanse all meguca worldwide, then more Sabrina would mean more energy being produced, and KB could outsource Grief collection to us.
 
Onmur said:
But we'd need to exchange something, because that would reduce Bad Decisions (tm), leading to reduced energy profits.

Maybe after we somehow manage to cleanse all meguca worldwide, then more Sabrina would mean more energy being produced, and KB could outsource Grief collection to us.
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Nah, free Sabrinas might reduce collection per capita, but it should boost recruitment numbers. Not sure if it would turn a profit or not.
 
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