Let's not witch out for superpowers.
Please. Much like turning into a snake for supervillains, it never helps.
Also, the incomplete
sequel nobody asked for to the
shameless ripoff nobody requested...
This isn't really an omake but...
The Completely Unofficial List of Things We Are No Longer Allowed to Do In PMAS: Microwaved Tea Edition.
1. We will not witch out for superpowers. It never helps.
1a. Really.
1b. Really really.
1c. No,
really, it's a bad idea.
1d. There is not enough NOPE for how badly it will end. We don't need to try it.
2. Do not accidentally break the Mumi.
3. The solution to a social situation is not always to charge it at ramming speed.
4. Puella Magi are not goldfish. They will not go belly-up if ignored for a day.
4a. Except maybe Mami. See point 2.
5. Pinging Witch minds has predictable results.
5a. So does trying to steal familiars.
6. We are probably not the second coming of Madokami, and should not expect to be treated as such.
7. Grief marbles are a privilege. Not a right.
8. Clumping different seeds together is bad mojo.
8a. As a corollary, meguca we give different seeds to are presumably able to follow simple instructions.
9. We are, in fact, capable of being wrong.
10. Do not leave the soundtrack running during a fight scene.
11. Percussive maintenance is not a useful approach to SCIENCE.
12. Threatening to witch loved ones is not a moral negotiating tactic.
13. Oriko is not the I Ching.
13a. Or an unlimited-use crystal ball.
13b. The Bucket hat has feelings too.
14. Grief awnings are, sadly, not invisible.
15. Sabrina is not immune to decapitation.
16.Asunaro City is not the seventh circle of hell.
16a. Nor is it Aperture Science.
16b. It may, however, be Ravenholm.
17. The Witchbomb is unlikely to go over well in light conversation.
18. Kyosukes are not for bullying.
19. We are no longer allowed to microwave cold tea. Brew a new pot instead.
20. Asking about cheese is not a good icebreaker for Kyouko and Yuma.
21. Pants are functional legwear, not a vital objective.
22. Forgetting soul gem range limits may result in awkward situations.
23. We are not Gilgamesh.
23a. Not Fate/stay night Gilgamesh, at least. Gilgamesh
Wulfenbach is still on the table.
24. Thinking about thinking is both recursive and not a productive use of time.
25. Lichbombing makes for awkward conversations.
26. Make friends first. Show off later.
26a. Going one winged angel to open negotiations is
not going to win over complete strangers.
27. Taxation is not a vital part of meguca salvation.
28. Precog jokes make Oriko sad.
28a.
Kirika, on the other hand...
29. First contact does not mean "remote gem detonation at twenty paces".
30. The meguca space program can wait until
after we've saved the world.
31. When a metalbender is rampaging in a giant suit during rush hour, negotiations have probably broken down.
32. Grief armor will not cause us to melt.
33. Timestop is not the answer to all of life's problems.
34. The Incubator hive mind does not have a complaints department.
35: Grief Seeds are not hand grenades.
35a: Treat them as such, anyway.
36. Antimatter is not a toy.
37. Witches are not open to negotiations.
38. Mitakihara Middle School is not a stealth mission.
List is open to suggestions!