Actually, if we were created by Madoka's wish, then it's possible we "inherited" her potential, so to speak. (Though current Madoka would have one more loops' worth) If wishes use up/are powered by the karmic potential of the contractee, then does that mean that potential was used to create us?

I mean, Firn wrote an omake showing that we could have wished for localized reality warping .(Even if it would have turned out badly)
Something about the usage of "bootstraps" seems significant. Just madokawish making a particularly powerful fixer-up from scratch or is it referring to multiple loops the way the phrase applied to Homu and Madoka?

I really want to get around to training our magic at some point. :(
I want to focus on soul gems more. :(
 
Whatever we do to the Incubators has to be magical, since they don't comprehend it, and thus can't respond to it as they can to kinetic impact/ fission/ fusion/ antimatter/ grey goo/ strangelets or whatever. It also has to be a)fast or b)capable of being widely propagated in timestop, since otherwise they glass Earth to deal with the problem. Sad to say, the obvious choice (Madowish) is probably unfeasible, since it requires QB to fuck up massively while also pissing off Mom. We may have to witch out for superpowers.
We are a reality warper and we know a teleporter and a time stopper. There's a fair chance that we could make a device to detect the nearest incubator and search through the universe to destroy every single one of them at any moment we choose to do so. Only a few things prevent us from doing this:
1. It would be incredibly boring.
2. The incubators are still useful for disposing of grief.
3. The whole problem with entropy is one that does need to be solved (even though we disagree with incubators' methods).
4. Xenocide is not an endeavor to be entered into lightly.

I've never been sure why people think we'll get superpowers out of it. Our powers are already stronger than a witch, surely we just become weaker and more deranged. Is it a really old joke or something?
The events of Rebellion suggest that it is possible to witchout for superpowers. Homucifer's sanity was arguable, but she certainly got power out of the deal. And even if our situation is different from Homura's, our unique mental structure and grief control still makes it plausible that we could retain control even after witching out. And witching out would almost certainly remove the 100m range restriction (at the very least).

Incidentally, just for your edification -Dedolere is an ontological threat, thanks to the rather hilarious bootstrap process involved. Other beings in PMMM on the same weight class: Ultimate Kriemheld Gretchen, Madokami, Akuma Homura.

And protip; I won't bad end the Quest over something so trivial as experimenting on a Witch. Only if I manage to drive the thread to despair.

But if I do, I will have a considerable amount of fun writing said bad end.
Interesting. Witching out would certainly make us powerful. And it would be the end of the story if the thread despairs. But it also suggests that if we witchout by stuffing our soul gem full of grief or by experimenting with a witch (while still maintaining a relative level of calm) then it would not be the end of the story. Abandoning Sabrina to become Dedolere is definitely not something to be done lightly, but it wouldn't (necessarily) be a bad end.

Something about the usage of "bootstraps" seems significant.
I understood that to be a reference to the recursive nature of grief control. The more magic we use, the more grief we get, and the more powerful we are, which allows us to get more grief and use more magic and get more power, ad infinitum. We're currently limited by a 100m range, but if you removed (or even relaxed) that limit then there's very little that we couldn't do.
 
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The events of Rebellion suggest that it is possible to witchout for superpowers. Homucifer's sanity was arguable, but she certainly got power out of the deal. And even if our situation is different from Homura's, our unique mental structure and grief control still makes it plausible that we could retain control even after witching out. And witching out would almost certainly remove the 100m range restriction (at the very least).
Rebellion was a literal one time thing with the incubators being 100% top fucking assholes. Otherwise once you hit the witchout point, YOU BECOME A WITCH. Homura transcended that by becoming the concept of Love thanks to her undying devotion to Meduka.

Anyone not in the incubators fuckery field in Rebellion was picked up by Madoka before all that happened. IE Sayaka. She wasn't just Sayaka. She was also Oktavia.
 
We are a reality warper and we know a teleporter and a time stopper. There's a fair chance that we could make a device to detect the nearest incubator and search through the universe to destroy every single one of them at any moment we choose to do so. Only a few things prevent us from doing this:
1. It would be incredibly boring.
2. The incubators are still useful for disposing of grief.
3. The whole problem with entropy is one that does need to be solved (even though we disagree with incubators' methods).
4. Xenocide is not an endeavor to be entered into lightly.
We'd also need enough food to get us there. Bodily functions are apparently a thing Meguca still have to do.

2. Which is kinda like a metalbender sending someone uranium, isn't it?
3. The Incubators are beating entropy with grief. We should be able to do the same.
4. They wouldn't hold it against us.
 
Rebellion was a literal one time thing with the incubators being 100% top fucking assholes. Otherwise once you hit the witchout point, YOU BECOME A WITCH. Homura transcended that by becoming the concept of Love thanks to her undying devotion to Meduka.
The incubators had nothing to do with it. Homura's deal was that her despair was tied in directly to her hope of seeing Madoka again, so the grief spiral and the hope spiral canceled each other out in a sort of divide-by-zero error.

Our situation is different but analogous. We have full control over our grief even as it fills our soul gem, and the attitude of the thread affects Sabrina's attitude, so it's very possible that Sabrina could manage to explode her soul gem with grief but still manage not to despair (which could result in full control over Dedolere's power).

We'd also need enough food to get us there. Bodily functions are apparently a thing Meguca still have to do.
We could probably substitute magic for food in a pinch. But actual food would be preferable, so teleporting back to Earth (or an analogous fertile planet) every so often in order to restock would be best.

2. Which is kinda like a metalbender sending someone uranium, isn't it?
Yes. But for now we're limited to a 100m range, and carrying around all of the grief we have is already unwieldy. If we can work out a permanent storage system, then it might be different. Maybe we can try stuffing a jar full of solid grief and then sealing it up. When it leaves our control radius, there would be no room for the grief to expand, so maybe it would remain solid and therefore non-corrosive? Or we can get Mami to teach us how to use hammerspace so that we can make an arbitrarily large pocket universe to hold all of our grief. But until then we (and the rest of the meguca on Earth) are reliant on the incubators.

3. The Incubators are beating entropy with grief. We should be able to do the same.
Agreed. But we would need to at least figure out how they do the grief/energy conversion and how they grant wishes before we can seriously consider eliminating them.
 
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And if we do the same thing the Incubators were, for the same reasons, whence comes our justification for xenocide?
The fundamental problem is not what they are doing but how. They deceive people into making contracts and hide information from them in order to make contracts more likely. And they make little effort to make the meguca life safer or happier. Even if the universe is better off from this method, it's not worth the individual suffering and lack of respect that is offered. See this page for an insightful discussion on how the incubators do (or do not) follow a Utilitarian moral system.
 
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The incubators had literally everything to do with it. Homura would have just witched like any other girl if not for the isolation field.

Edit: though she would have been saved by Madoka, in that case.
The incubators were why she almost witched out in the first place, but Madoka and Sayaka and Nagisa were able to put a stop to the incubators' plan. But it was Homura who decided (on her own initiative) to go ahead and witch out for superpowers after the incubators' plan had already been stopped.
 
And if we do the same thing the Incubators were, for the same reasons, whence comes our justification for xenocide?
Err, we are doing it without dooming teenage girls to an eternity of despair? I'm not particularly happy with genociding an entire race either, but whatever we do we won't be on the same level of what Kyubey is doing.
 
The incubators were why she almost witched out in the first place, but Madoka and Sayaka and Nagisa were able to put a stop to the incubators' plan. But it was Homura who decided (on her own initiative) to go ahead and witch out for superpowers after the incubators' plan had already been stopped.
Nnnope.

Step 1: Homura is about to witch out after the end of the TV series (due, presumably, to fighting the wraiths?)
Step 2: Incubators come, isolate Soul Gem, prevent witchout.
Step 3: Homura attempts to force herself to witch out so that Madoka won't come for her and the Incubators can't find her.
Step 4: The crew destroys the isolation field, allowing Homura to be taken.
Step 5: Homura uses the power of AI YO to cut away a portion of the Law of Cycles and becomes a demon.

Homura's demonic abilities are explicitly not those of a witch, anyway.
 
Let's not witch out for superpowers. Please. Much like turning into a snake for supervillains, it never helps.

Also, the incomplete sequel nobody asked for to the shameless ripoff nobody requested...

This isn't really an omake but...

The Completely Unofficial List of Things We Are No Longer Allowed to Do In PMAS: Microwaved Tea Edition.
1. We will not witch out for superpowers. It never helps.
1a. Really.
1b. Really really.
1c. No, really, it's a bad idea.
1d. There is not enough NOPE for how badly it will end. We don't need to try it.
2. Do not accidentally break the Mumi.
3. The solution to a social situation is not always to charge it at ramming speed.
4. Puella Magi are not goldfish. They will not go belly-up if ignored for a day.
4a. Except maybe Mami. See point 2.
5. Pinging Witch minds has predictable results.
5a. So does trying to steal familiars.
6. We are probably not the second coming of Madokami, and should not expect to be treated as such.
7. Grief marbles are a privilege. Not a right.
8. Clumping different seeds together is bad mojo.
8a. As a corollary, meguca we give different seeds to are presumably able to follow simple instructions.
9. We are, in fact, capable of being wrong.
10. Do not leave the soundtrack running during a fight scene.
11. Percussive maintenance is not a useful approach to SCIENCE.
12. Threatening to witch loved ones is not a moral negotiating tactic.
13. Oriko is not the I Ching.
13a. Or an unlimited-use crystal ball.
13b. The Bucket hat has feelings too.
14. Grief awnings are, sadly, not invisible.
15. Sabrina is not immune to decapitation.
16.Asunaro City is not the seventh circle of hell.
16a. Nor is it Aperture Science.
16b. It may, however, be Ravenholm.
17. The Witchbomb is unlikely to go over well in light conversation.
18. Kyosukes are not for bullying.
19. We are no longer allowed to microwave cold tea. Brew a new pot instead.
20. Asking about cheese is not a good icebreaker for Kyouko and Yuma.
21. Pants are functional legwear, not a vital objective.
22. Forgetting soul gem range limits may result in awkward situations.
23. We are not Gilgamesh.
23a. Not Fate/stay night Gilgamesh, at least. Gilgamesh Wulfenbach is still on the table.
24. Thinking about thinking is both recursive and not a productive use of time.
25. Lichbombing makes for awkward conversations.
26. Make friends first. Show off later.
26a. Going one winged angel to open negotiations is not going to win over complete strangers.
27. Taxation is not a vital part of meguca salvation.
28. Precog jokes make Oriko sad.
28a. Kirika, on the other hand...
29. First contact does not mean "remote gem detonation at twenty paces".
30. The meguca space program can wait until after we've saved the world.
31. When a metalbender is rampaging in a giant suit during rush hour, negotiations have probably broken down.
32. Grief armor will not cause us to melt.
33. Timestop is not the answer to all of life's problems.
34. The Incubator hive mind does not have a complaints department.
35: Grief Seeds are not hand grenades.
35a: Treat them as such, anyway.
36. Antimatter is not a toy.
37. Witches are not open to negotiations.
38. Mitakihara Middle School is not a stealth mission.


List is open to suggestions!
 
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The incubators had nothing to do with it. Homura's deal was that her despair was tied in directly to her hope of seeing Madoka again, so the grief spiral and the hope spiral canceled each other out in a sort of divide-by-zero error.

There's no such thing as a hope spiral. The thing that allowed Homura to split apart a portion of Madokami's powers is because of her original wish, coupled with her going full AI YO. It has nothing to do with her witch abilities, or anything even resembling that.

10. Do not leave the soundtrack running.
...Why the hell not? Also:
8a. As a corollary, meguca we give different seeds to are presumably able to follow simple instructions.
Please tell me we haven't actually started giving away clear seeds to others. It's not just a matter of following simple instructions, we still don't know what [REDACTED] is. Giving it to others when there's still the possibility of it blowing up in our faces is just asking to let it bite us in the ass at some point.
 
Nnnope.

Step 1: Homura is about to witch out after the end of the TV series (due, presumably, to fighting the wraiths?)
Step 2: Incubators come, isolate Soul Gem, prevent witchout.
Step 3: Homura attempts to force herself to witch out so that Madoka won't come for her and the Incubators can't find her.
Step 4: The crew destroys the isolation field, allowing Homura to be taken.
Step 5: Homura uses the power of AI YO to cut away a portion of the Law of Cycles and becomes a demon.

Homura's demonic abilities are explicitly not those of a witch, anyway.
Step 5 is the part where Homura witched out for superpowers, which was after the Incubators had already been foiled. They were responsible for her soul gem filling up to the point where she would have been taken by Madoka, but Homura was the one responsible for preventing Madoka from taking her and deliberately inducing the witchout in order to obtain superpowers. Note that the incubators were the proximate cause of the despair in this particular case, but Homura's plan to restore Madoka was a long term plan which would have happened eventually regardless of the exact cause for her despair.

And yes, her powers were different than those of Homulily, but she undeniably did get superpowers.

But that's all irrelevant to this story because Firnagzen has spoken: we will not be witching out for superpowers unless it's the end.
 
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10. Do not leave the soundtrack running.
I dunno about this one. I thought it was pretty hilarious last time.

Good way to keep Sabrina honest. :p

Please tell me we haven't actually started giving away clear seeds to others. It's not just a matter of following simple instructions, we still don't know what [REDACTED] is. Giving it to others when there's still the possibility of it blowing up in our faces is just asking to let it bite us in the ass at some point.
Oriko has a cleared out Aurora, but we trust the precog to see any bad shit coming.
 

There's no such thing as a hope spiral. The thing that allowed Homura to split apart a portion of Madokami's powers is because of her original wish, coupled with her going full AI YO. It has nothing to do with her witch abilities, or anything even resembling that.


...Why the hell not? Also:

Please tell me we haven't actually started giving away clear seeds to others. It's not just a matter of following simple instructions, we still don't know what [REDACTED] is. Giving it to others when there's still the possibility of it blowing up in our faces is just asking to let it bite us in the ass at some point.
We...ah...left one with Oriko.
 
Please tell me we haven't actually started giving away clear seeds to others. It's not just a matter of following simple instructions, we still don't know what [REDACTED] is. Giving it to others when there's still the possibility of it blowing up in our faces is just asking to let it bite us in the ass at some point.
Oriko has a cleared out Aurora, but we trust the precog to see any bad shit coming.
You're both right. We have a number of other experiments to run before we can approve of clear seeds as being safe for general consumption, and Oriko is an important part of those experiments. My goal is that we will finish the remaining clear seed experiments tonight after Nagisa leaves.
 
Err, we are doing it without dooming teenage girls to an eternity of despair? I'm not particularly happy with genociding an entire race either, but whatever we do we won't be on the same level of what Kyubey is doing.
I thought "dooming teenage girls to an eternity of despair" was what "beating entropy with grief" meant. I don't think we know enough about how the fuck this all works to suggest viable alterations to the system short of wishing away witches.

Eeexcept for the part I just remembered about wishes as well as witches combating entropy. Never mind, I'll just be over here being dumb.
Let's not witch out for superpowers. Please. Much like turning into a snake for supervillains, it never helps.

Also, the incomplete sequel nobody asked for to the mediocre list nobody requested...

The Completely Unofficial List of Things We Are No Longer Allowed to Do In PMAS: Microwaved Tea Edition.
1. We will not witch out for superpowers. It never helps.
2. Do not accidentally break the Mumi.
3. The solution to a social situation is not always to charge it at ramming speed.
4. Puella Magi are not goldfish. They will not go belly-up if ignored for a day.
4a. Except maybe Mami. See point 2.
5. Pinging Witch minds has predictable results.
5a. So does trying to steal familiars.
6. We are probably not the second coming of Madokami, and should not expect to be treated as such.
7. Grief marbles are a privilege. Not a right.
8. Clumping different seeds together is bad mojo.
8a. As a corollary, meguca we give different seeds to are presumably able to follow simple instructions.
9. We are, in fact, capable of being wrong.
10. Do not leave the soundtrack running during a fight scene.
11. Percussive maintenance is not a useful approach to SCIENCE.
12. Threatening to witch loved ones is not a moral negotiating tactic.
13. Oriko is not the I Ching.
13a. Or an unlimited-use crystal ball.
13b. The Bucket hat has feelings too.
14. Grief awnings are, sadly, not invisible.
15. Sabrina is not immune to decapitation.
16.Asunaro City is not the seventh circle of hell.
16a. Nor is it Aperture Science.
16b. It may, however, be Ravenholm.
17. The Witchbomb is unlikely to go over well in light conversation.
18. Kyosukes are not for bullying.
19. We are no longer allowed to microwave cold tea. Brew a new pot instead.
20. Asking about cheese is not a good icebreaker for Kyouko and Yuma.
21. Pants are functional legwear, not a vital objective.
22. Forgetting soul gem range limits may result in awkward situations.
23. We are not Gilgamesh.
Open to suggestions!
23a. Not Fate/stay night Gilgamesh, at least. Gilgamesh Wulfenbach is still on the table.
26. Showing off how cool our witchy powers over soul-rot are comes after we establish that we aren't hostile.
 
I thought "dooming teenage girls to an eternity of despair" was what "beating entropy with grief" meant. I don't think we know enough about how the fuck this all works to suggest viable alterations to the system short of wishing away witches.

Eeexcept for the part I just remembered about wishes as well as witches combating entropy. Never mind, I'll just be over here being dumb.

23a. Not Fate/stay night Gilgamesh, at least. Gilgamesh Wulfenbach is still on the table.
24. Showing off how cool our witchy powers over soul-rot are comes after we establish that we aren't hostile.
Added with some wording tweaks.
 
Step 5 is the part where Homura witched out for superpowers, which was after the Incubators had already been foiled. They were responsible for her soul gem filling up to the point where she would have been taken by Madoka, but Homura was the one responsible for preventing Madoka from taking her and deliberately inducing the witchout in order to obtain superpowers. Note that the incubators were the proximate cause of the despair in this particular case, but Homura's plan to restore Madoka was a long term plan which would have happened eventually regardless of the exact cause for her despair.

And yes, her powers were different than those of Homulily, but she undeniably did get superpowers.

But that's all irrelevant to this story because Firnagzen has spoken: we will not be witching out for superpowers unless it's the end.
Homucufer was not a bloody witchout. It's repeated over and over that Homucifer is a demon, not a witch, that Homucifer is powered by love, not despair, and Homura already has a witch form that very conspicuously is not Homucifer.

Homura does deliberately witch out in the film, but it's to commit suicide, not to gain superpowers. The circumstances surrounding the birth of Homucifer are murky, but there's at least three other forces (the Incubator isolation field, the power of Madokami, Homura's own wish) that could have caused it, and her witchout is very definitively not one of those forces, given that it already happened. Homulily wasn't even a particularly strong witch!
 
Homucifer was like 99% because Homura wished 'to be strong enough to protect Madoka instead of being protected by her' and when Madoka is a goddess there's pretty much only one way to do that and time looping is fucking not sufficient.
 
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