A pet Charlotte no wait, Nagisa didn't contract, huh?

Next best idea, find if we can animate a stuffed toy with Grief to make one of these. They're adorable, right? Right? . . . Okay fine one of these would be more Mumi's speed, I just have a fondness for Drawn Joker.

. . . Third-best thing would be just getting her a cat, naturally.

First one looks like a familiar.

Second one looks like something Mami would go full "EEEEEEEEEEEEEE" over.
 
Last edited:
Alternatively, Grief-type Eeveelution.

It's adorable, sweet, and made out of human despair.

But, yeah...Mami would love Fairlio.

Hmm...we should make a Kyubey-shaped familiar and have it attack local businesses...should get the word out on the dangerous new species that should be avoided and/or shot on sight.
 
Last edited:
Since something is desperately lacking in the pet department of Sabrina's life,

Kyubey might have a use after all.
 
Last edited:
Alternatively, Grief-type Eeveelution.

It's adorable, sweet, and made out of human despair.

But, yeah...Mami would love Fairlio.

Hmm...we should make a Kyubey-shaped familiar and have it attack local businesses...should get the word out on the dangerous new species that should be avoided and/or shor on sight.
...Sabrina has an Espeon Umbreon? :V
 
Last edited:
Since something is desperately lacking in the pet department of Sabrina's life,

Kyubey might have a use after all.
Wait, are you saying we should get a woman as a pet? That's a little immoral even for full-on Empress Sabrina. Besides, I don't know the law in Japan too well, but I think slavery is illegal there.
 
Aww man. Math rants. Adorable Pictures. Awesome.
I'm glad we've come back around to discussing Kuubey communication, with enough preparation we're going to blitz his mind when we turn off our voice and adopt the monotone communication.
Sabrina: "Entering communication state: Suppressing feeling for purpose of dialouge"
Kuubey: "I don't underst-"
Sabrina: "Kuubey: Alien. Analysis indicates subject's primary goal on planet earth is the suppression of thermodynamic principles for the purpose of universal upkeep. Perseus agenda through aggressive contractual interaction with individual's capable of magic use, primarily confined to the very young and impressionable. This one would like to propose changes"
Kuubey: "...I don't-"
Sabrina: *math bomb*+*proposal*
Kuubey: "....what"

Blitzing Kuubey is going to be awesome. If he never knows what to expect from us, we'll have won.
 
I'm going to archive my reply to Rook's post, given that the original post is likely already pushing the limits of Firn's warning. If a proper reply is desired, I can bring it back later.
 
Wait, are you saying we should get a woman as a pet? That's a little immoral even for full-on Empress Sabrina. Besides, I don't know the law in Japan too well, but I think slavery is illegal there.
Silly Gadjo, you can't make yourself your own pet.
Unless Magic.
Oh wait.

But no, I mean we need to train/brainwash a Kyubey into being a snarky little pet. That is all.
 
Asunaro! See the sights! ("What are they wearing.") Meet new people! ("They're crazy!") Explore new frontiers in magical girl science! ('Kill . . . me . . . ' "Ooookay GOING NOW.") And best of all, what happens in Asunaro stays in Asunaro! ("Wait, what's that white cat-thingy?" 'My name is Kyubey, but you should know that already.')
 
Asunaro! See the sights! ("What are they wearing.") Meet new people! ("They're crazy!") Explore new frontiers in magical girl science! ('Kill . . . me . . . ' "Ooookay GOING NOW.") And best of all, what happens in Asunaro stays in Asunaro! ("Wait, what's that white cat-thingy?" 'My name is Kyubey, but you should know that already.')
Hilariously, that city's new and possibly most frustrating aspect is that none of that has happened yet.

Now we either have to be jerks and let Kazusa die and the rest of them go crazy...er or miss out on all the SCIENCE they'd get done trying to bring Kazusa back.
 
"Sabrina? Are you OK? You spaced out for a minute there."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I was just working out a mathematical formula for the population dynamics of the Eevees and other Pokemon I intend to make with my grief powers, and NO ASUNARO but it will help me make the Eevee WE DON'T GO TO ASUNARO" *starts chewing on own arm*
 
Hilariously, that city's new and possibly most frustrating aspect is that none of that has happened yet.

Now we either have to be jerks and let Kazusa die and the rest of them go crazy...er or miss out on all the SCIENCE they'd get done trying to bring Kazusa back.
No. We show up in a dazzle of grief sparkles, and conscript them all for our glorious Meguca Liberation Army.
They can help us with R&D as well as fighting other girls, witches, and Walmmartnight.
 
Back
Top