Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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Those fuckers in the media nearly killed you! Crazy assholes riding on motorcycles, wearing the most improbably gaudy makeup and crash suits, driving close to your family while you sped along in your car, trying to get to the hospital so Carrie would not suffer.

You had half a mind to just call the cops or pull out your pistol and shoot one of the bastards, you were well within your right to, considering that most of them bumped up against the door and the windows to get you through to a picture
Do we have start to get a woodchiper or start impaling these paparazi because thats what it looks like we have to do for them to f off
see if you wanna press criminal charges?"
It will do ..... for now
 
It occurs to me that we're suffering the Princess Diana treatment, only we've been coming out of it much luckier.

Yeah hopefully Bruce's example can inspire Diana to actively fight back and maybe Britain can grow some common sense and start punishing those vultures. Really looking forward to tightening the noose on paparazzi harassment so that we can kill the industry.

Speaking of royalty though, I just remembered that Princess Anne, King Charles' sister, had actually competed at the 1976 Montreal Games as part of the British team for Equestrian sport. So there's a non-zero chance that Bruce could have met her at the Olympics and maybe other members of the Royal family. Don't know if Bruce would have the time to watch or be interested in equestrianism, but maybe Anne seeks him out due to natural interest in the sexy Hollywood star competing as a boxer and knocking out the Soviet athlete in one punch.

Also fun fact, Napoleon VI will likely be attending the wedding of Charles and Diana as President of France, what a hillarious image that will be.

Do we have start to get a woodchiper or start impaling these paparazi because thats what it looks like we have to do for them to f off

I mean, Bruce literally beat a photographer for breaking and entering in his home to the point where he was nearly dead and likely disabled in multiple functions for life, and yet those vultures STILL want to risk taking pictures of the Goose.
 
Might be time to hire extensive private security then. Get them to chase off these pests.


Well, given there is an entire generation of veterans who practically worship the ground we walk on hiring or forming a private security group should be pretty damn easy.


Also I have an evil idea.... We are beloved as THE American, entire sub cultures in the USA all but worship us..... A genuine and open condemnation and shaming could have those groups and sub cultures turn on the paparazzi HARD.


Like.... I am just picturing a ton of Korean restaurants actively having "No paparazzi" policies, most any veteran owned establishment having a general vibe of distaste, and more.




Well in other good news, at least Carrie is safe and healthy and the twins are healthy as well. For full names, I think they should be Joseph Gavin O'Brian and Sarah Catherine O'Brian so that way we got the whole O'Brian family and only Todd is left for familial obligations if we need to.

Magoose what are baby Joseph and Sarah's hair and eye colors?

As for what to do about the paparazzi, remember that we do live in California, the state where any citizen can make a law, place it on the ballot and have it become legal with enough votes. I propose we dedicate an action to creating a law where pursuing someone in a moving vehicle in a harassing manner for the purpose of taking photography be seen as a felony due to public endangerment. This is basically the same as drunk driving because they are forcing the target to drive recklessly and/or at high speeds to escape, thus putting everyone at risk. Under California law, we have until one month before an election to submit a ballot and garner support, and it can be done in both the June primaries and November general elections.

If we don't go that route, we can always call in a favor with the Governor and get this bill passed through the state and signed by him.



....... This is a damn good point and we could very well get this on the docket and we do hold enough political sway we probably very well could push this through
 
not in California in the 80's.

while Bruce has been in numerous situations where he could be legally justified to pull his pistol and start blasting, there are such a thing known as laws.

And Bruce is still subject to them, despite his fame and fortune.
I dont understand the issue. If we can legally justify shooting those fuckers, then whats the problem with the law. Its like you are saying that "the law will solve your problem, but the law will have a problem with you."
 
I dont understand the issue. If we can legally justify shooting those fuckers, then whats the problem with the law. Its like you are saying that "the law will solve your problem, but the law will have a problem with you."
Because attorneys of tge ones that where shot in self defense will just claim tgat you had tge gun because you indended to shoot someone potentially killing someone ergo its premeditated or someone equally stupid. thou something that would hold water is us shooting and driving could have hurt innocent pedestrians, from stray shots sooo us hitting him with our car making them crash would pass muster
 
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Don't know if Bruce would have the time to watch or be interested in equestrianism, but maybe Anne seeks him out due to natural interest in the sexy Hollywood star competing as a boxer and knocking out the Soviet athlete in one punch.
Considering that he has an entire event for his HEMA tournament designed to (somewhat) replicate a calvary charge during the Battlefield event and has an actual jousting event besides, even if he has no interest to watch the more rigid Olympian event*, I think that due to how his HEMA exploded in popularity in Europe [in this timeline] there's a good chance he'll be approached on that basis.

*I think he probably watches events like the Omey Island Races more closely, though.
 
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Anatidaephobia
Video game pitch

Anatidaephobia
Genre: Horror/hide and seek

Plot:You play as either John Duck (journalist) or Emily Swanson (reporter) a down on his/her luck journalist/reporter who after a series of mistakes and failures are on thin ice with the boss Papa Rassi. With the news company the Daily Flash being in dire straits you are first in line to be given the pink paper however with the quick intervention of your coworker Henry Wings you are given another chance to prove your usefulness. You are sent to the manor of famed actor Ben O' Bryan (nicknamed the Goose of Hollywood) with your task being to silently break in to his manor and take valuable pictures of his family/notes/juicy messages.

Mechanics: in the start of the game you are to chose between two characters the reporter or the journalist each has their own buffs and debuff the journalist can lockpick doors and collect physical notes faster and can taze the goose for 1 minute. The reporter can access the cameras and can hack faster than the journalist and can use their flash to daze the goose for 30 seconds the reporter can't lock pick doors and the jounalist can't crawl the vent. The goose meanwhile will stalk the halls of the manor carrying a shotgun meanwhile his wife carries a knife and can run faster than you, the dogs meanwhile are sleeping until you step on a toy waking them up and they begin to chase and bark at you throughout the manor alerting them to your location. tasing them or injuring them will make them wimper cry which will put the family in an enrage state that can run faster and hit harder, beware for the window for the granny will peer through the window waiting for you to come close so that she can grab you and snap your neck

Win condition: to escape you must complete 12 task that includes anything from taking notes, snapping photos, to copying files. Once that is complete the lobby door will open and the midnight moon will turn crimson red all enemies will become inrage and are gunning for you so hurry your butt and get moving the game has 3 different endings it depends on if you completed the side task and did the secret task

Bad ending: failing to complete the side task will result in the gate remaning close trapping you in the manor then the goose will shoot you in the back with the final scene being a top down view of your body as it drops to the ground then it fades to black

Good ending?: completing the side task results in the gate unlocking and you escaping the manor however even though you survived and even got promoted to becoming the boss after Papa rassi mysteriously dissapeared, the feeling of being watched and hunted upon never leaves so for the rest of your life you will sleep uncomfortably and with one eye open every night the screen fades to black as a red eye slowly appears through the bedroom window.


True ending: if you completed the secret task a hidden chamber unlocks within the manor in the lobby. In the final act of the game when the moon turns crimson red you can enter the room instead of the exit door where you will be greeted with thr goose study room. Reading his diary on his desk you will read his story, about how a man so angry of the paparazzi due to them harassing his family that he turns to black magic because the law and the police do nothing to stop their harrasment and a ritual gone wrong that turned him, his wife, and his mother in law into eldritch ghost and ghoul's and the only way to end the curse is for a reporter/journalist to prove them wrong that the media is not inherently evil, now you have two choices destroy your valuables pictures and data or leaving the room. Leaving the manor results in the good ending? While destroying the items results in the curse being lifted and the family returning to normal the dawn breaks through the skies. as you leave the manor you will be greeted with Ben thanking you for freeing his family from the curse and will offer you a job at his company you accept the offer knowing that you are likely fired by papa rassi because you failed the task. The screen fades to black as you walk together with Ben through the manor.

(first pitch, took me 2 hours to complete this let me know if there are any mistakes in here)

Edit: changed the children to dog and family
 
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THE GREAT BOOK OF GRUDGES

TOHO
Nov 16th 1978
Used underhanded tactics and bribery to circumvent the general rule of law and shamed the DreamWorks Studio Leaders and employees

For the great dishonor thrust upon us, great damage must be returned upon TOHO 10 fold



STATE OF CALIFORNIA
Oct 23rd 1979
Used illegal means and vile duplicity in the attempt to steal our land and the Oil they had illegally found under it.

For this slight upon us and our family, RETRIBUTION! They shall suffer political ruin and financial damage!

This grudge was struck out on Nov 17th 1979​

@Magoose I petiton that we create our own book of grudges, since everyone seems to want to fuck around and find out
You can put paparazzi in there.
 
As for what to do about the paparazzi, remember that we do live in California, the state where any citizen can make a law, place it on the ballot and have it become legal with enough votes. I propose we dedicate an action to creating a law where pursuing someone in a moving vehicle in a harassing manner for the purpose of taking photography be seen as a felony due to public endangerment. This is basically the same as drunk driving because they are forcing the target to drive recklessly and/or at high speeds to escape, thus putting everyone at risk. Under California law, we have until one month before an election to submit a ballot and garner support, and it can be done in both the June primaries and November general elections.

Do you know if we can propose several laws at the same time?
 
I propose we dedicate an action to creating a law where pursuing someone in a moving vehicle in a harassing manner for the purpose of taking photography be seen as a felony due to public endangerment. This is basically the same as drunk driving because they are forcing the target to drive recklessly and/or at high speeds to escape, thus putting everyone at risk. Under California law, we have until one month before an election to submit a ballot and garner support, and it can be done in both the June primaries and November general elections.
[] The California Bill: Prohibition of Harassing Pursuit in a Moving Vehicle Act: This seeks to establish a law that treats pursuing someone in a moving vehicle in a harassing manner, such as for taking photography, as a felony offense due to the endangerment it poses to the public. This bill draws parallels between this behavior and drunk driving, as it forces the targeted individual to drive recklessly and at high speeds to escape, putting everyone at risk. The proposed legislation includes clear definitions, severe penalties, and provisions for aggravating factors. It also emphasizes public awareness and education about the dangers of such pursuits and establishes reporting mechanisms. By passing this bill, California aims to deter this form of harassment, promote public safety, and hold offenders accountable.

Broadened the definition to include road rage and stalking.
 
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Thank God i was worried that something went wrong when i posted that pitch while traveling by boat

(oh yeah uh what do you think of the idea)
 
Thank God i was worried that something went wrong when i posted that pitch while traveling by boat

(oh yeah uh what do you think of the idea)

I find it amusing, I can imagine an independent video game developer hearing about Bruce's story and deciding to be inspired by it.
But i have an hard time imagining bruce aproving something like that (mostly because the game include his kids)
Edit:i think that if you want you could with some work make it an omake about someone trying to do this pitch to bruce,or something like that.
 
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(The Inspiration)

The Gunslinger(name may change)
A western but with magic. And yet such a description is misleading because a core part of the setting is magic and guns being deeply entwined. With guns being the vehicle to launch the spells of the mage contained in the bullets it fires. For magic is a dangerous art, and while it was channeled in a more conventional manner by a now lost civilization spoken of in legend, it's dangers prevented it to be rediscovered allowing another method to rise, which happened to be guns and bullets. Ancient lore has become highly sought after, for the knowledge of the past has come to be valuable in further honing a gun mage's craft, and as a result can make all the difference on the battlefield through more powerful or different bullets.

Protagonists
A wondering gunslinger trying to find a way through life, while being hunted for the extremely valuable tome that had been passed down by her family for generations. Seeking out lore and resources to improve and diversify her collection of bullets to better be able to defend herself and make a living while on the run from her past. Reserved and quiet, she holds great passion for history and the arcane art of bullet making.

A cowboy whom lost his job after a bad run-in with cattle rustlers. With deep understanding of the land and various creatures from the wilds, alongside familiarity fighting or scaring off the average outlaw. He has adopted some spiritual beliefs from focal groups, and is surprisingly amicable for his intimidating stature.

An apprentice gunsmith and prodigy. He is surprisingly knowledgeable for his age. While not as experienced in any real form of combat, he is familiar with the various types of bullets used in combat and various gun designs. A bit sheltered, having been in the same town his life, he is optimistic and curious. Has also poked around the local ruins looking for things to grab his interest.

Important Groups
The Criminal group (name pending)- Unexpectedly professional and well equipped compared to most groups. They have connections outside the west having sent members to the wilds in hunt for lore to acquire more power like most other factions in the world. They have a prior history with the gunslinger, with said history being why both are aware of the town's ruins being more than it seems.

The Fallen Empire- Largely nonexistent nowadays. They were known to be the premier mages in all history, considering the fact they wielded magic personally and any attempts to do the same since led to dead researchers, killed by the tool of channeling said energies through their own bodies. And yet, they are also known for their artifacts and magical constructs that had been made, with some even surviving into the modern day, even if the process of making such was lost in their fall.



Story

The story at the start revolves around a town in the frontier, in an era where it is rising in importance, with groups going out scouring areas away from civilization for stuff of value, following after those whom already went and set the foundation of the towns out west. The particular town was founded because of the nearby ruins, even though since the founding the ruins have come to be viewed as emptied out, with other enterprises keeping the town alive. Except not, as the wondering gunslinger and a criminal group, both find a clue about said ruins bringing the two to said town. At the same time the gunsmith's apprentice and his friend, an out of work cowboy stumble upon something that was missed by earlier explorers, some sort of key to something in the ruin, setting them on the same path, with one of the items needed, but not the info the antagonists and the wandering gunslinger has.


The story is built around the three sides clashing, trying to figure out what is going on while aiming for the prize. The gunsmith and cowboy wants to protect the town and uncover what they found, the criminal group wants their payday, and are willing to play very dirty to get it, the wandering gunslinger is trying to hide her past, stop her enemy and get the treasure, whatever it may be.


In later parts of the series, after the dynamic between the three groups are established, a lawman and secret agent whom on the surface are allied but have conflicting goals that put them at odds with each other will be introduced. With the latter having ties to the Gunslinger's past.

A/N: This is definitely a work in progress admittedly.
 
Fine, I guess we can try and buy Charlton. But, we must still be willing to buy Marvel later on as well. Compromises are necessary to work this out.
 
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