Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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I kinda wished it was Antonio Banderes. but we can't get everything.

And most likely Nick will be changing his name to cage after this film for obvious reasons.

Also, in story, I'm playing this off as Bruce doing a favor for Coppla so he can maybe convince him to do Dune.
Ah, look at that. It seems like it was just yesterday when Bruce believed that actors should get their roles from their own talent rather than get them because of who one knows and personal favors.

They grow up so fast!
He deserves it. Though hopefully, he will be able to go back to Hong Kong and Kick ass there.
Forget that! We need to tie him up to us and get him to do even more movies! His talents are too good to allow them back in China.
Wait what? When did this happen?
Or failing that, at leas comfortable enough with Bruce and Steve behind the Camera.
Let's hope so. I saw his OTL performance. It was all right, but I was not overly impressed.
He will sing in this film, probably a fictional song... maybe.
That reminds me, we're still getting Basil Poledouris as composer?
And knowing Brian, he will pull it off with Class, dignity and large HAM!
Just like Taurus should be!
 
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That may be Bruce's opinion although it might not change thinks with Coppola. OTL, Nic asked him to get him a part for a movie when he was 15 and Francis just silently ignored him, although Nic was being a bit bratty in his request. I can imagine that when Nic heard that Bruce was making a movie he just signed up on a whim so he can get in good with Lucasfilms and debut in a O'Brian-Spielberg movie.
Well, hopefully, he isn't bratty on set, or he will get a stern talking-to from the Goose.

Also, hopefully, he realizes that he has to back up what he's doing in a very demanding shoot. Cause oh boy, this will be an arduous shoot.
You know, considering her competition were two blondes, I imagine Bruce was being extremely biased in casting and picked Sarah because believes Brunettes are the best women, lol. Actually in regard to that, will Conan and Valeria's relationship contain the sexual elements of the OTL film? I can imagine not since Spielberg doesn't go that route and Bruce doesn't want to do more than kissing with anyone whose not Carrie, not to mention it's his first time having a love interest not Carrie.
If Steve were not directing, you most certainly would have a sex scene, and it might be a very gratuitous one like in the novels. But here, Steve is charge and is far more artistically inclined. So basically, he's more like what Howard wanted to do with Conan. Showing a wise Conan, rather then a man who fights, fucks and travels all over the world on adventures.
Fortunately on this front it's not likely to happen as at this point in her life Sophia Loren's diva days were far behind her. Starting in the late 60's, Sophia intentionally appeared in less mainstream films and chose minor parts because she wanted to focus on being a mother and she didn't care for being an A-lister anymore. So essentially she's like an Italian Debbie.
Oh I know, but she still wants to get paid, if only because this will be a long shoot.
Ah, look at that. It seems like it was just yesterday when Bruce wanted to get his roles from his own talent rather than get them because of who he knows and personal favors.

They grow up so fast!
well Bruce has to play the game, as he's no longer just an actor, he's running the hottest new studio in Hollywood. He needs to get as many favors as possible.
Forget that! We need to tie him up to us and get him to do even more movies! His talents are too good to allow them back in China.
Gonna need some more pitches.
Wait what? When did this happen?
Star Wars happened.
Wait, what does this mean?
The desert does not do well for Carrie. Lets just say that.
That reminds me, we're still getting Basil Poledouris as composer?
You can certainly try.
 
Well, hopefully, he isn't bratty on set, or he will get a stern talking-to from the Goose.

Also, hopefully, he realizes that he has to back up what he's doing in a very demanding shoot. Cause oh boy, this will be an arduous shoot.
Well Nic was only bratty in getting the part. Now that he's earned it he'll probably devote his usual level of Full Cage and give an outstanding debut.

If Steve were not directing, you most certainly would have a sex scene, and it might be a very gratuitous one like in the novels. But here, Steve is charge and is far more artistically inclined. So basically, he's more like what Howard wanted to do with Conan. Showing a wise Conan, rather then a man who fights, fucks and travels all over the world on adventures.
Huh, so Bruce is comfortable doing sex scenes? I guess at some point in their relationship Bruce and Carrie had a long talk and agreed that what happens on set with another actor is just between the characters and it doesn't mean a damn thing or stand in their love.
 
Huh, so Bruce is comfortable doing sex scenes? I guess at some point in their relationship Bruce and Carrie had a long talk and agreed that what happens on set with another actor is just between the characters and it doesn't mean a damn thing or stand in their love
No Bruce is only comfortable with Carrie.

As for their talks they know work is work. And that it will not get any worse then that.

Plus they are trying for family
 
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Say, what do you guys think of adding a Post-Credit Scene at the end of Conan? Something to tease the audience that stays till the end of the film for the next Conan adventure.

I mean, we have discussed already which stories might be good to adapt as a sequel, so we already have an idea as to what to show.
 
Say, what do you guys think of adding a Post-Credit Scene at the end of Conan? Something to tease the audience that stays till the end of the film for the next Conan adventure.

I mean, we have discussed already which stories might be good to adapt as a sequel, so we already have an idea as to what to show.

it would be great, maybe even put out some behind the scenes fail takes for the action scenes like (Or some general fun moments when actors flubbed their lines) similar to what some Jackie Chan movie credit scene does.
 
That moment where you look at certain things, and realize something fun.

And then you see the rolls that will soon come.

while playing Silver for Monsters at the same time.

Oh no boys... We're in for some fun actions next turn. After all, we need to begin the Golsing arc eventually. :V

Also maybe some not-so-fun actions. there are a few things we need to do before we decide to fuck off to the Middle East for the movie.

Edit: Someone fucked up. :V
 
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That moment where you look at certain things, and realize something fun.

And then you see the rolls that will soon come.

while playing Silver for Monsters at the same time.

Oh no boys... We're in for some fun actions next turn. After all, we need to begin the Golsing arc eventually. :V

Also maybe some not-so-fun actions. there are a few things we need to do before we decide to fuck off to the Middle East for the movie.

Edit: Someone fucked up. :V
...Fuck. Who screwed us over this time? Was it Mike? Did he screw up somehow? Did Universal do anything?

Is Carrie Pregnant?!?
 
Reward: In Two years' time, the Facility will be operational, and while you are not running it, as Linda offered to be looking over the majority of it (says it gives her something to do most of the time when the kids are at school) you will be excepted to meet with the city council before it opens, to discuss… what the city wants.

When open, All of Hollywood will have a huge increase in opinion for you.

And when open, all Chorography rolls for all Films you produce, Star, or direct, will auto pass Chorography rolls.

Among other, huge bonuses.
Is the Bruce Lee Gym thingy open yet or is there something i've forgotten?
 
Thank you! :)
[]The First Step of Something More (Dave looks at the system that Mike made. "I love it")
[]The Meeting of More Strangeness (Mike, Meet Mike. Holy shit Dave, they better not kill eachother)
[]Failure and Success (One failure leads to one success)
Always with the difficult choices.

[X] The First Step of Something More (Dave looks at the system that Mike made. "I love it")
 
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Before the Beginning of Great Insanity Turn 51 (February 1977)
Before the Beginning of Great Insanity Turn 51 (February 1977)

You were at the storyboarding meeting with Steve, and you were honestly not feeling your best. Oh, it wasn't anything that could be done by you, but you were just… frustrated. Anxious. Something was bothering you and it was just you.

And Steve knew it. "We can always continue this later Bruce." He said with a smile, knowing that normally, you were all into it. But instead were just feeling… different. "Something on your mind."

You took a breath. "Nah, just feeling tired lately. Just been having a sinking feeling going on that all. Feels like a lot of things are happening and I just don't know what it is."

"Well we've got another month or two before things begin, and maybe we'll delay shooting so we can go to the Oscars." He said. "I heard that Star Wars got nominated for everything."

You shrugged. "Yeah."

"Okay, now you're scaring me." He started. "What's wrong?"

"I think I screwed up in the casting, getting Nick involved." You stated. "Gave him a role because I needed to be able to call in a favor from Francis. I broke all my rules."

"Well, look at it this way. You have to keep this place open, and sometimes you have to do things that you may not like, and now everyone's counting on you." He smiled. "And honestly, you, Mike, and George, I think we're all in good hands."

"Ah great, now I have to get things going."
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Carrie snuggled in close as you hugged her tight. "Gonna be gone for a few months." You whispered. "You sure you are going to be okay?"

"Moms nearby. Todds out of trouble, and it's not like you're galavanting off for years at a time, expecting me to keep home and hearth." She said. "You worried."

"A little. Haven't been so far away from you since-"

"It will be fine." She whispered.

You both held each other tight.
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You have 10 Actions

Lucasfilms Unlimited Actions:

[]The Head Animator of Dreamworks: Who will lead the charge for the Head Animator Spot DC: ???

[]Hiring Animators We need animators fast DC:???

[]All the Presidents Men: You need to convince George that maybe he can… Oh, wait he already went to produce it? Damn, that was quick. DC: 0

[]The Lot Comes up: You are going to look at what the Crew was doing at the Lot. How would it look? DC: 30

[]Preparing for The Shoot (Location): YOu and Steve and the location scouts are going to be going off to Jordan and Isreal to get the final location scouting that you need. DC: 40

[]Preparing for the Shoot (Sets): This will be the inaugural sets of Lucasfilms in America, owned by Lucasfilms itself. Now to see what the mind of you and Steve can come up with for a fantasy Castle. DC: 30

[]Preparing for the Shoot (Weapon Training) You and the others need to get weapons training, That means your favorite part. Learning and mastering something new and cool. DC: 40

[]Investing in the Future: You want to Spend some of that money you made into the company and make the whole thing better DC: ??? (Linetail what you want to invest in, and how much money you want to invest in it)

[]Look for Investors: Not that you need the money now, but maybe you can get people on board with this idea you have. DC: ???

[]Distributing Deals: Since you have a Distribution Company, or rather, are one… You can meet the major movie theater companies and strike a Deal with them. Even when you had really nothing to offer them. DC: ???

[]Importing Foreign Films: So… you may have a way to get some films showing in American Theaters. Maybe you can go to other foreign film industries and… well, ask to distribute their films. Sure many of those foreign film companies never expected an American company to distribute their films in the US… but maybe you can get money without producing them. (Linetail where you try to get films from, and if there are any specific films, line tail them below) DC: ???

[]The Ideas of Industry: This action is meant for a write-in to act as a sort of Idea machine for the company. You must detail what you want to do below this action. This action can be taken multiple times.

Personal Actions:

[]A New Neighbor: You have a new neighbor in the neighborhood, and you wonder who it is- Never mind it's Debbie… wait why is she here? Why would she move? DC: 25

[]The Copulation with Carrie: Well, Carrie wants a baby, and it takes two… So time to set aside a weekend to try. DC: 0 (Increases the chance for Carrie to get pregnant)

[]Having Fun: You and Carrie haven't had a night on the town in some time. Perhaps that's what you both need. Just a good ole time where it's just the two of you. DC: ???

[]Game Shows: You want to go on a Game show, you are sure that Lucille might get you in on one of them. DC: 40

[]A Well-Known Fan: So some really famous person is a fan of yours. Maybe you'll learn who they actually are. DC???

[] Learn to play an instrument: You want to learn how to play something DC: 80 (You have no idea what the hell you are doing.)

[]Investments: You want to invest your hard-earned cash into something that you feel will be a good return on investment. And as well as diversify your assets DC: 0 (Linetail what you wish to invest in below this action, and the amount of money you want to invest in)

[]The O'Riely Foundation Lobbying: You want California to help the men who have given nearly everything and more to this country. DC: ??? (Linetail how much money you want to throw at it, and what you want from the State)

[]A Charitable Heart: You want to invest your newfound wealth. Maybe even save some lives while you are at it. (Linetail what you wish to invest in below this action, and the amount of money you want to donate in)

[]Pray: It had been a long time since you went to Mass. You wish for the Lord to give you strength. DC: ???

[]Action Directing: It seems the town has been talking about how much of a beast you are at just being a stunt person. In fact, they knew you were a student of Bruce Lee. And they think you know how to stage and block a fight? Maybe you can DC? ???

[] Do auditions(Movies and TV Shows): You are going to go to some of the casting calls that are in the place where you can find work in. DC: 20(Possibility of only getting a commercial or TV show job, or extra work in a low-budget film)

[]Modeling (High Fashion): So you got a call from a photographer in LA, some no name. But that no name works for Gucci. And he wants you on their next lineup of products. And he needs you to model for him. Which is great… one problem, you have no idea what the hell you are doing. DC: 60

[]Modeling (Advertisements): Thankfully another Call Came in, one from an ad firm. They need you to have some pictures taken so that they are used for saner things. Like selling cars, or ice cream. DC: 40

[]Workout: A Healthy Mind and a Healthy Body are Key to having a good life, and you have been slacking as of late. Time to hit the workout and discipline, and perhaps, see things differently. DC: 30 Reward: You work out and feel better.

[] Ask Clint if you can act in a movie of his: You know you want to see if you can act opposite him, for a good time. DC: 40 (Clint wants to work with you.)

[] Gophering, and other signs of stuff: You want to try and learn how work behind the camera works, and what better way than being a gopher. DC: 50 (You have no idea what the hell they were doing, and you have no idea either)

[] Take a walk: Dad always said that the best ways to get inspiration are by walking, talking, and being open-minded. So you'll try that. DC: 10 (You are just going for a walk, what could be really said?)

[]Pitching for Money: So Miss Ball has decided to offer anyone who comes up with a good pitch for a show tens of thousands of dollars. Time to see if you can cash in DC: ??? (Write in Pitch for the CBS Suits to see)

[] Register in a theater: There are quite a few theater troops that are looking for some seasonal help for some play's that the regulars could not get to. Perhaps you can work there for a while. DC: 40 (Everyone wants to be famous here in Hollywood.)

[] Go to a bar or something to make jokes: You wanted to try some comedy, perhaps you can try. even with your shit timing. DC: 40 (Your Lack of comedy chops is going to be something that will bite you.)

[] Practice writing: You want to write something, maybe even a script. At least to learn the craft. DC: 20 (You try your hand at screenwriting, and maybe get something that is worth a damn.)

[]Calling You're Parents: You are going to call your parents and see what they want. DC: 10

[] Research stuff, see if anything piques your interest: You may have graduated High School as a kid, but you never stopped trying to learn. DC: 15 (Write-in what you want to learn about below)

AN: enjoy and vote in plan format.
 
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Alright, I think we should wait on the copulation for now. The options for All the President's Men, the Lot and the ones for the movie are a must, so that's 5 down. The option with the new neighbor is another one, so there we have six.

The option to train with weapons for the movie does help with choreography, right?

Aside from that, I think we could try to get the rights to Basil of Baker Street now before other studio (I.E. Disney) tries to get their grubby hands on it.

Finally, hould we try to distribute any of our other movies now, or wait a bit?
 
[X] Plan For The Family Business
-[X] The Head Animator of Dreamworks
: Who will lead the charge for the Head Animator Spot DC: ???
-[X] Hiring Animators: We need animators fast DC:???
-[X] All the Presidents Men: You need to convince George that maybe he can… Oh, wait he already went to produce it? Damn, that was quick. DC: 0
-[X] The Lot Comes up: You are going to look at what the Crew was doing at the Lot. How would it look? DC: 30
-[X] Preparing for The Shoot (Location): YOu and Steve and the location scouts are going to be going off to Jordan and Isreal to get the final location scouting that you need. DC: 40
-[X] Preparing for the Shoot (Sets): This will be the inaugural sets of Lucasfilms in America, owned by Lucasfilms itself. Now to see what the mind of you and Steve can come up with for a fantasy Castle. DC: 30
-[X] Preparing for the Shoot (Weapon Training): You and the others need to get weapons training, That means your favorite part. Learning and mastering something new and cool. DC: 40
-[X] A New Neighbor: You have a new neighbor in the neighborhood, and you wonder who it is- Never mind it's Debbie… wait why is she here? Why would she move? DC: 25
-[X] The Copulation with Carrie: Well, Carrie wants a baby, and it takes two… So time to set aside a weekend to try. DC: 0 (Increases the chance for Carrie to get pregnant)
-[X] Having Fun: You and Carrie haven't had a night on the town in some time. Perhaps that's what you both need. Just a good ole time where it's just the two of you. DC: ???
 
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