Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq9JaTp7pFo

I wanted to enjoy this update, there were lots of good things like that nat 100 with the princess and Joseph and Sarah developing and finding new loves and hobbies. But then we had to get this Nat 1, and what's worse is that this Nat 1 was completely avoidable.

Thanks everyone who passed over the dozen of rewards Magoose gave to completely erase the Satanic Panic for meager gains or chose to keep it for fun. Now Bruce is gonna get harassed by crazy assholes, lots of kids growing up are going to be messed up, and our RPG industry is completely fucked. This development was completely avoidable because it was one where we were given an out lots of times and no one took it seriously in spite of the warnings and outs.

Now animation has advanced but roleplaying is uber fucked, we're in for a worse dark ages and Bruce is gonna suffer.

I understand your upset but it's not the end of the world*. We just need to come up with some ways to deal with it now that it's here. Like some write in actions to go on a PR offensive. Maybe someone can write some omakes about it in the hopes of getting a reward related to it. The Satanic Panic's started up but we can still smash it's metaphorical skull in.

Here's a hug emoji.🤗


*I've been there when something bad happens in a quest and most likely will again.
 
While I'm saddened that the Satanic Panic just escalated I'm also kinda happy that we uncovered the parasite and made it uncover itself before it could attach itself deep into the Government and if we play our cards right we could cut the heads of the hydra while it's showing its maw.

It's kinda as if we casted rage into the hydra and now their heads are focusing on us. It's either we cast Great slash first and cut the heads or they cast fire breath and we burn. Yes I imagined it as a DND session suck it you televangelist.
 
Only problem is that their influence will be big if we don't get the government involved that would make the American public not support them
Best way is to show a better path and example for the people to follow.

I believe that the crazies managed to sucker in a bunch of people because while the majority of the population did want a return to moral norms that had been lost to the 60 and 70s, they were not sure how to do so. Then in come the con-men who start preaching loudly, so they decide to go with the flow.

So long as we give a different alternative we can at least limit their power.
 
Bruce when friends of his kids are being bullied by older adults and or their parents because they play DND:

Peace was never an option.

I will let you know, that Bruce is trying to do things in a way that will make people think.

Problem is, these people don't think they are fucking stupid.
Well, you can't destroy religious fanatics by attacking them directly, those assholes tend to be extremely resilient in that regard because the go for the martyrdom route when attacked (and people love martyrs)

So to destroy religious fanatics effectively the essential part is ridiculing them and/or making them look like a fraud first, and then you strike with the subtlety of a sledgehammer to the crotch...

So who wants to start South Park 20 years before time? (And maybe Hazbin Hotel)
Wait guys I know the perfect way to destroy the Satan panic and turn it into the next red scare ask Regan for help to get rid of these guys and then blame them for being communist or neo facism it will help get rid of those that support them and also exile them from home and the community just like they did to others
That is a good option for the second phase, but first we need to turn them a fucking joke.
 
I for one see that 1 as an opportunity, as just about everyone behind the satanic panic that were operating in bad faith seems to be gathered in one single easily targeted to be humiliated and brought to irrelevance group.
Really, the hard part of the satanic panic was how many people were just genuinely worried but had been misinformed by bad faith actors, because they served as a moral shield for the hypocrites to hide behind.
Now we have all of them together and attacking Bruce, whatever happens, history will probably remember this as one of those "what did you think was gonna happen?!" Moments
 
Oh boy! It sure is good to be awake after good, restful sleep! I wonder what I missed so far on SV...
-[X]A Stupid Panic: You want to look at the people who are raising a stink about the Satanic panic, and the Drug dealers and dumbasses… and look them in the eyes and tell them they are bad parents. Because everything they say, just makes you feel sick. DC:??? Rolled:D100 => 1+30=31


Just want to confirm something with you @Magoose, was this Satanic Panic action the thing you've been talking about as being the Faith the Unholy Trinity action and what the bonus from my reward was going to?
 
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Failure. Try as you might to let logic and rationality… or even just faith and hope and goodness in each other carry the day, your enemies have decided to twist your message of hope into something that has riled up the truly heinous, and truly, vitally evil.

They have rallied against you, and others like you, and want to

Evil will have its day for now… but good will triumph. Eventually.
Well, it wouldn't be the satanic panic if anyone against it isn't automatically satanic, simply cause the movement is 'obviously fully justified'. :V 😅
 
I understand your upset but it's not the end of the world*. We just need to come up with some ways to deal with it now that it's here. Like some write in actions to go on a PR offensive. Maybe someone can write some omakes about it in the hopes of getting a reward related to it. The Satanic Panic's started up but we can still smash it's metaphorical skull in.

Here's a hug emoji.🤗


*I've been there when something bad happens in a quest and most likely will again.

The problem is it's so damn frustrating that I repeatedly warned that this crap would happen, and no one took it seriously or took the out and now we are going to pay for the consequences for a cycle of follies. This should not have happened, we could have stopped it, it should not have reached this point, but now the easily avoidable problem is gonna become a major hindrance that'll cripple us and ruin a form of media.

Hope we're still able to have some form of an audience in this mess. Worst of all is that Mary will suffer for player hubris.

@Kaiser Chris we can get Reagan for help on this we just need to contact him to put down the hammer

Look man, whenever something like this happens, you always call me out in a mention to fix the day. Why do I have to bear the burden of correcting failures? I have other stuff I want to do, whether writing pitches or stories within this Quest that I want, working on my own threads and stories, or just being busy IRL. Why can't someone else take the initiative? Why do you always try and give me a mandate?
 
Look man, whenever something like this happens, you always call me out in a mention to fix the day. Why do I have to bear the burden of correcting failures? I have other stuff I want to do, whether writing pitches or stories within this Quest that I want, working on my own threads and stories, or just being busy IRL. Why can't someone else take the initiative? Why do you always try and give me a mandate?
What are you talking about I just said that to cheer everyone up
 
Look man, whenever something like this happens, you always call me out in a mention to fix the day. Why do I have to bear the burden of correcting failures? I have other stuff I want to do, whether writing pitches or stories within this Quest that I want, working on my own threads and stories, or just being busy IRL. Why can't someone else take the initiative? Why do you always try and give me a mandate?
Hey I hope your alright and not stressing out. Im sorry if your feeling stressed due to you being our go to guy to tell us what to do other than overmind
 
Killing the Curse of Tippecanoe
Killing the Curse of Tippecanoe

"CUT!" Yelled Bruce O'Brian, with the production crew relaxing at the halting of filming and the extras stretching after being practically frozen or forced into patterns.

"Alright, a little rough but we're making good progress. Take a breather everyone, we'll restart in 10." Bruce ordered. He then strode to the two main stars of the scene, Tom Cruise and Jodie Foster.

Jodie tried and failed not to cringe as Bruce approached as she knew she was at fault for messing up the scene, even if for justifiable reasons. The current scene they were filming was her and Tom as Barbara Gordon and Dick Grayson having a meeting in the Gotham University Library to determine who Batman is with Dick encouraging Barbara to try and be more proactive and confront Batman, who they were leaning to as Bruce Wayne.

Part of the scene's intent was to showcase Dick and Barbara's chemistry and explore their relationship dynamics. That naturally involved some butting heads due to different personalities, but Jodie had gone a bit overboard and had been rather snappy and on edge throughout her performance that wasn't close to present in the script, all the while Tom had been a decent rookie and was doing his best.

Jodie had never been a problem child in her previous productions, but she was at a rather precarious turning point in her career where what happened in the near future would cement her reputation as an actress. Lately she had been a bit rough on set, and while Hollywood had changed, it was still the same challenging environment where actors who screwed up were presented as rough while actresses who did the same were "divas" and "trouble".

"Sorry about that Tom. You're doing great, it's just...I've got some personal stuff bleeding in." Jodie apologized.

"It's fine, not like we're doing anything live and we're still on schedule." Tom Cruise said, doing his best to be a humble newcomer so he could build bridges.

His casting was very strange to Jodie as while Bruce did like to gamble on unknowns, Tom was completely new to the system with his only prior acting experience being school plays versus her childhood stardom. His lack of experience was easy to observe with his daily wide eyes at the large scale of the production and endless questions about the process. Though to be fair, what Tom lacked with a blank resume he more than made up with enthusiasm, heavy talent and sheer dedication to his work, insisting to do every stunt himself and buying himself a large stack of comic books as research material for Dick Grayson.

Honestly, it was kind of scary just how high of a performance Tom could give once he was in the zone, making Jodie think that perhaps he could one day, if not soon surpass her.

"Good job guys, we just need to rough out the edges to move forward. Tom, I like your energy but you're being a bit too enthusiastic for what Dick's headspace is supposed to be." Bruce introduced.

"But we are hunting for the identity of Batman, that's kind of an exciting adventure and Dick would be eager for the outcome and for what comes next." Tom replied.

"Yeah, but at his core remember why he's trying to reach for Batman. It's that childhood wonder and idolization combined with the recent grief and hurt. Dick isn't depressed and moping, but he's lost and can't move on, just think of that to temper things." Bruce suggested, with Tom nodding.

"Jodie, mind if we step out for a bit?" Bruce asked kindly. Jodie almost snorted from how Tom got a nice pep talk while Bruce needed to take her to the side, but she knew what Bruce was like from the first film and respected him enough to know he wasn't an ass like Kubrick.

"Yeah, sure." Jodie said, then got up, Bruce leading her out into the nearby courtyard of the USC library that they were using for the scene.

"Jodie, you're a great actress and I trust you to do your part, but I can tell that something big is eating at you that can't be erased easily. I'm not asking you to be perfect or just deal with it, but if something's going on that can bring down your performance through the rest of production, I'd like to know if you don't mind so I can help however I can." Bruce said sincerely.

Jodie's fists clinched at a question that felt to be true and helpful, but at the same time felt rather invasive to Jodie. She was tempted to just brush him off, though remembering recent events surrounding Bruce and his own super stardom that made her look like some off Broadway stage hand in comparison made Jodie think that perhaps he would have some experience or expertise to help out.

Sighing, Jodie looked downward, feeling embarrassed yet too exhausted to keep it in, "You ever deal much with stalkers in your career Bruce?"

"Well, right before I got married to Carrie there was this super fangirl in love with Radar who kept on sending me-" Bruce's eyes then went wide at the realization, "Holy shit, you got a stalker!" Bruce said in outrage, then looking bashful and thankful his voice wasn't raised too high to grab attention when it was Jodie's issues that was being laid out to him.

Jodie nodded glumly, "There's this guy named who I met when I was scouting Yale last year. I talked with him for a few minutes and thought he was just some weird student there. Then I met him later while I was in a coffee shop in June. Then again at the beach a week later, then again after I was auditioning for a guest role at CBS, then again-" Jodie said, venting her frustrations to Bruce who listened with a stoic demeanor, but rage bubbling inside of him at the audacity, especially since Jodie was still a minor and this Hinckley guy was his age.

"I've told the guy to fuck off who knows how many times but he always finds a way to weasel himself in either in person or with some stupid fucking poem or gift. I heard nothing since production began so I was hoping he'd just fucked off to who knows where, but then I find a stack of love poems in my trailer, most of them some bizarro bullshit about how I'm now his sidekick in justice and romance and we'll clean LA or whatever the fuck that means." Jodie said frustrated.

"And apparently all of this is because of Taxi Driver?" Bruce asked in disbelief, though with a twinge of guilt as it was Lucasfilms that saved the movie which also served as Jodie's big mainstream break.

"I know right, it's fucking disgusting. I'm proud of my work on the film, but if Iris turns you on then you're a fucking freak that needs to be checked in!" Jodie exclaimed, wanting desperately to beat the crap out of him and wishing she had Bruce's strength and skill.

"Have you gone to the police? Surely they can do something?" Bruce asked, though considering her current frustrations, there was likely little help there.

"I tried about a month in, but they said there was some thin legal grounds of free speech and he didn't take any actions that could be considered threatening, creep factor aside. Plus, most of the time when I share this, people just act like I've hit a checkmark, that it just comes with the Hollywood experience." Jodie said in high frustration, not understanding why anything about this should be normalized.

"Do you live on your own?" Bruce asked.

"It's just me and my mom, why?" Jodie questioned.

Bruce then removed a set of keys from his pocket and dethatched a key from its chain, offering it to Jodie without prompt.

"What's this?" Jodie asked in confusion.

"It's the key to 'Wayne Manor'. Until this whole mess is sorted out, you and your mom are welcome to stay there for as long as you need. It's guarded by my private security and has some of the best defenses in LA. That pedo stalker won't get one foot over the wall without being shot and we can track any phone calls or mail" Bruce informed.

Jodie's jaw dropped at the offer, "Wha-Why?!"

"Because you're a good person Jodie and you shouldn't live miserably because some creep couldn't watch a movie normally. I had to spend a couple months of my life living in constant fear and paranoia that China was going to kill my family, it was one of the worst periods of my life and I missed out on so much with my wife and kids. We shouldn't suffer because of our films, and until we kick that creep to the curb, you should at least be in a safe home and sleep well." Bruce affirmed, with Jodie just missing how Bruce was assuming responsibility beyond offering a place to stay.

It was an extremely generous gesture. Jodie had already visited prior thanks to needing to film a scene as part of Barbara's investigation arc so she had already laid witness to the insanity of the estate's security, enough to rival the Queen of England with all but the US military unlikely to get through.

It was a true blessing that would definitely solve half of her troubles, but still something incredible considering Jodie was unsure if they could call each other more than workplace colleagues.

"Bruce, it doesn't feel right. We barely know each other outside of work." Jodie objected on principle.

"I know you enough to know you're a good person and someone I'd be glad to help. So stop being so stubborn and just take the key." Bruce insisted.

"Thanks." Jodie said, feeling a great sense of relief for the first time in a while and heavily thankful that Bruce in a manner of speaking was quite the "method actor" when it came to the part of a billionaire philanthropist hero.

"However, if you are going to stay at my fort, then I'll need a favor in exchange."

Jodie hitched her breath and clenched her fists in nervousness, fearful that the shoe would drop and the facade of the living saint of Hollywood that was Bruce O'Brian would drop and he'd reveal himself as another sleezy star.

"What do you have in mind?" She asked with trepidation.

"I need you to come over to my house one night and dress up as batgirl for a movie play for my daughter."

Jodie relaxed and stared blankly at the Goose for such a strange request, "Huh?"

Bruce rubbed the back of his head a bit bashfully, "I guess it might seem a bit silly, but you see recently I've been having some games with Mary where she's Supergirl and I'm Batman. I was kind of hoping we could be a dynamic duo, Batman and Batgirl, but she's always insistent that she will only be Supergirl. Even complained to Carrie once why she wasn't born with blonde hair." Bruce said with a chuckle.

"You're Batman, you own Marvel and your daughter's favorite superhero is Supergirl?" Jodie asked, chuckling a bit at the irony with her recent anxiety slowly melting away thanks to Bruce being his sincere self.

"Well, her first movie that we ever took her to in theaters was Superman and she fell in love with Christopher's man of steel." Jodie nodded along, even with her interests for the fairer sex, she couldn't deny that Reeves made for a dashing hero, "So her favorite hero is Superman and her second favorite is Supergirl cause Mary gets to pretend she's her and go on adventures."

Bruce sighed, "I guess I'm partly to blame since I made the movies so mature so she couldn't really get into it and the Adam West stuff isn't on the air. I don't mind that Superman is her favorite, I just thought it would be kind of neat to get her invested in one of my characters besides Han, and even then she took a while to grow fond of Star Wars." Bruce said, flashes of the Lying Things chronicles going briefly.

"Sure, I guess it's kind of practice for the sequel." Jodie agreed. If nothing else, something so harmless and pure would be a nice distraction from her ongoing troubles.

The next day, the O'Brian household saw a new roleplay production with Batgirl joining Batman in a quest to take down Carrie as Poison Ivy. Mary was still highly adamant that she play the role of Supergirl, but admitted that Batgirl was pretty cool too and her and her siblings thought Jodie was a nice person. The day ended with Mary gifting Jodie a foam sword which she proclaimed to the legendary Irish blade Caladcholg to aid Jodie in keeping watch over Castle O'Brian and to ward away all evil.

It was an adorable sentiment that Jodie appreciated, though perhaps there was indeed some magic in that toy as after moving in Jodie's troubles would fade away for the rest of Batgirl's production, and soon she would never have to hear of John Hinckley Jr. again.

What Bruce kept Jodie in the dark on to avoid any distractions and more grief from her stalker was that immediately the night after, he used his connections within the local security community, public and private to raise awareness of John Hinckley and that he was someone dangerous that was threatening a friend and needed to be taken care of.

Considering that Bruce had for the past three months waging a defensive war against Chinese intelligence and the triads, dealing with a lone stalker was child's play. Law enforcement performed investigations in their off hours, private investigators went on the hunt for Hinckley and all of his personal history, the Goose Group cooperated with Columbia to create a protective ward around Jodie Foster.

John Hinckley Jr. had spent the past half year on a foolish crusade for love and thanks to Jodie's casting was now an unofficial public menace whose name and face was spreading to half of law enforcement.

Originally, what was planned was merely a war of chronological attrition, perhaps with some minor intimidation to get Hinckley to back off. However, one of the private investigators caught a lucky break when shadowing Hinckley who in a high state of paranoia and agitation, left a diary he had been venting at a restaurant. The investigator took a peak into the diary, and found a found a disturbing bible of Hinckley's obsession for Foster, along with plans to assassinate President Jimmy Carter to impress Jodie Foster.

Such material was passed onto the FBI who collaborated with the Secret Service and opened up an investigation based off of a recent arrest of Hinckley where he brought unloaded guns on a plan to Nashville, landing on the same day Jimmy Carter was to give a speech. After an investigation which showed Hinckley beginning a process of switching targets to president-elect Reagan, he was arrested and sentenced to 15 years in federal prison for conspiracy.

After release, Hinckley sought psychiatric aid and would never attempt to contact Jodie Foster again. The affair would never be known by the general public and in history would be remembered as little more than a footnote in Jodie Foster biographies, Hollywood trivia and the history of the Secret Service and presidential assassination plots.


March 30th, 1981

"Hi Ronald, did you have a good day?"

"Oh, it was alright I suppose. Just spoke with those Union folks for a bit. Okay crowd, nothing much was interesting."
 
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Commencing Virtuous Mission
Commencing Virtuous Mission

Hideo Kojima felt he was in a dream. After all, how many people could come to claim that they had finally managed to land their dream jobs, and that it was everything that they had thought it would be?

Not many, that's for sure.

And certainly not for Hideo, the introverted child who spent his time inside building figurines and watching TV. because he was just too shy to try and go outside and make friends. He was forever glad that his family had remained supportive of him instead of turning their collective backs on him, like many other families usually did with their problem children. Instead, they made sure that he would at the very least socialize with them, by instituting "Movie Night", where once a week his father would rent a movie and everyone, no exception, would gather to watch it together.

Though irritated at the time, now he could only thank them for having done so. It not only got him out of his room for more than just meals, but it also introduced him to what would become one of his lifelong passions; western films and filmmaking. His family was fond of European and Horror films, never limiting what he could watch with them, and thus he was introduced to a world beyond what his small little island could offer.

But among all the films, it was Lucasfilms movies who truly made him look forward to Movie Night. He still remembered fondly when his dad had managed to get a copy of A New Hope, and the fun night when he saw Luke and Han rescue Princess Leia from the Empire. The fight scene with Obi-Wan and Darth Vader still bringing a smile to his face, with no other movie having managed to even equal the masterpiece he saw.

He'd been a fan of Lucasfilm's ever since, and growing up, even after the passing of his father, he always made sure to take some odd jobs in order to have enough pocket money in order to see one of their films. It was in doing said jobs that he was introduced to the growing videogame industry, sometimes being hired to move some of their boxes from warehouse to stores, or even in helping setting them up when a costumer required it. In a way, he could see how similar they could be to films, with an interactive element that just grabbed at you and kept you engrossed if properly developed.

His interest however was not one that he could share with anyone, not his family who still thought he was trying for a career in Economics, nor his friends at college who would certainly not understand how his interest in joining the video game industry. In fact, he'd only shared his interest to one of his seniors at college, and that was mainly because he'd never tried to hide it unlike Hideo. Tokuro Fujiwara was always someone that was forward with his intentions, sometimes a bit too severe, but always taking things seriously when speaking with him.

When he'd gone on to work for Konami he'd thought he'd follow later if only to have a friendly face afterwards. He was however shocked when he received a call one night from Tokuro, and told of a job opportunity not in Konami, but in the new company set by his idols.

LucasArts.

"There's so many openings right now, and I put in a good word for you. Don't you want to make your dream come true?"

He'd said yes on the spot.

Hideo Kojima was living his dream...and he never wanted to wake up.



Hideo Kojima was in a nightmare, and he needed to wake up!

How did it get to this...just how-what!?...

It had been a couple months since he'd been hired for Lucasfilms and each day was better than the last. His coworkers were soon becoming friends, he no longer needed to hide his hobbies or passion for what he hoped to work with in the industry, and he'd even come up with an interesting concept for a future videogame that he hoped to pitch in order to properly develop in the future. It was nothing big, just a fun adventure about a penguin looking for a way to save his girlfriend, but Tokuro seemed to like it when he mentioned it, and it was simple enough that it did not need that many people working on it, so it was tentatively approved.

Then just before work on it could begin he was assigned for a trip...well, more manhandled than anything. With the turnout at LucasArts Japan as it was things had become quite hectic, and just recently had they managed to get a core staff whose information needed to be sent to the central office at America...with the problem that no one was available to make the trip, leaving him as the one option without hardly any seniority or experience.

Just...just what kind of comedy-style set up was this?!

Hide at first only saw it as luck working on his favor; he was going to see America, he was going to see the actual Lucasfilm headquarters and, if he did not exhaust all his luck on it, perhaps even get to meet Bruce O'Brian as well! Everything just seemed to be working on his favor!

Then at arrival he's told that his luggage was missing...the very luggage where he'd left both the documents that he was supposed to deliver, and the ones that identified him as a LucasArts employee.

Now, for anyone else, this could perhaps be easily solved by waiting a bit, putting in a complaint with the airline and perhaps try to contact the Min Office to let them know of the problem and how it would take a bit longer for the issue to be solved.

In Hideo's mind, this was a disaster! He was a new employee who had just lost important documents, was delaying his employer's business, and would more than likely be made into a scapegoat if this comes to light! He would never get to work in lucasArts again! he would betray Tokuro's trust and friendship in him! He would die alone and forgotten as probably another salaryman in order to make ends meet!

So clearly, Hideo's mind was not in the right state of mind when he came up with his next course of action.



...Just move with confidence...you've seen them let them pass with only cursory looks at their ID's...that's the spot. No one notices so long as you walks as if you belong there...

Moving through the guards at the Lucasfilm's building set was nerve-wracking as it was stressful... There were moments where Hideo actually thought he would pass out before he even reached the entrance. That the guards mistook him for an employee was mostly due to the many animators who made the place their home, a fact you ruthlessly took advantage of as you entered the location.

...Administration should be around here somewhe-Shit! Just who is this guy?! What is he saying?! Okay, just smile and nod and-Oh crap, he wants me to follow him! Just..go along and look for a place to hide in...

Hideo's luck seemed to take a nosedive as he was caught by one of the workers in the place, and apparently either mistook him for someone else, or thought him a new worker...but whatever it was he kept on talking to him...which would be no problem if he could speak English at all. He was barely learning the language, and he understood a word in three at best! Hideo managed to keep his cool, even if he kept his mouth shut, yet that did not help him overmuch as he now had to follow him in a direction he's not sure is the right one either!

Just when will this nightmare end!

...Alright, so this must be the Animation block. You know, it would be interesting to come and look at what they might be working on lately..No! Focus, you need to get to the Main Office and plead your case before they decide you're more trouble than you're worth! Why did you let them talk you into this!...And why did you decide it would be better to sneak in to speak with O'Brian instead of waiting for your luggage and documents to return!?! What were you thinking, Hideo you utter fool!! Ok, ok, just...calm down, just wait for a moment when he's distracted and...there!...

For all that Hideo tried to keep a strong mien, his mind was in turmoil as to how long could he keep the charade. Was this how spies felt when they tried it? He did not know, and at his point in time he could only commiserate with them if so. Walking pass offices which he could not read what they were for, he just kept on smiling and nodding as the man in front of him kept on leading him to...wherever he was going. Hideo knew his disguise was skin deep, and easily found out if just another man was to get involved, so he waited, for just the right moment when the man was distracted and then...moved to the corner they'd just crossed and his as well as he could.

...Alright, now we just need to...what is he doing? No, why is he walking back!? Shit...shitshitshit. Just, go away, go back to what you were doing before!

The man was walking back and Hideo could not just up and walk or he would just be called in again. As the man's footsteps approached ever closer, Hideo was doing all he could to try and get him to go away without actually saying anything. He was trapped and he knew it! Yet an atavistic part of his mind kept him rooted to the spot, claiming that it would only be worse if he moved. Every breath he took felt forced, as if his body knew it needed more air, yet had to struggle for it. His skin felt cold and clammy as the man came closer, his sense of time distorted as every sound he heard felt like an eternity...

The he heard another voice calling to the man, and him just walking back once more, leaving him alone in the hall he'd taken refuge in.

Hideo could only collapse as a sense of relief rushed through his body. He took deep breaths as if he'd run a marathon, the euphoria making him want to laugh before he clamped hard on his mouth to avoid giving himself away. His legs felt like jelly whenever he tried to move them, yet he purposefully put one foot in front of the other, now moving in an entirely different direction.

...that...was too close...that was just...okay. Okay, this was clearly a bad idea. A horrible, stupid, idea. So, just, try to find the way out, and just get the hell away from here, and beg for your job when you get the documents back. It would certainly beat the-

In his mind diatribe he unconsciously moved to open one of the doors to the side, entering the room...the occupied room that had people looking at a presentation by a man in a suit. Clearly a business presentation by the graphs and documents that he could see on the table. Not that he could focus too much on them though, as everyone had turned to him the moment he opened the door, the fear and anxiety making a quick comeback as it was only his hand on the handle that kept him from collapsing all at once.

That, and perhaps the fact that he recognized one of the men sitting at the table.

"B-Bruce O'Brian?" He managed to stammer out.

"Yes. What is it?" Bruce replied. In fluent Japanese as well.

Oh, just fuck your life!



Hideo managed to stammer his name, the reason why he was there, and the situation with the documents and the airport. Then had to wait in tense silence as Bruce O'Brian contacted his staff to corroborate his identity with LucasArts Japan through the phone.

Turns out that there was a direct line which had been set up for just this kind of situations. Who knew?

Hideo could only thank his lucky stars when all was cleared out and Bruce was mor impressed than angry at how he'd managed to slip by the guards and security of the studio. Letting him go with a smile and a pat on the back (along with an autograph of course), Hideo made his way to a hotel where he could spend the night until his luggage came back.

He'd been sent to a country where he could barely speak the language, entered a state of anxiety that had him make one of the dumbest decisions in history, and had been only by the streak of luck that was his life managed to avoid being fired.

He looked at the Bruce O'Brian's autograph on his nightstand.

Best. Day. Ever!!!

A.N.: When told about Kojima joining us, I just had this fun idea of Hideo having to infiltrate Lucasfilm's, in Metal Gear Style. It's a bit rushed, and there are some parts I'm not that satisfied with, but I hope it's still fun to read and enjoy. The Penguin game mentioned was actually made, and it was the first game Kojima worked in. I'm actually surprised since many of the best creators and directors of horror and mature games actually cut their teeth in more childish and kid games (which were actually quite good).
 
So, putting off the Satanic Panic finally bit the players in the ass?
Yep.

I'm not even mad, more impressed that somehow it also brought in the most vile fucking people as well to the forefront. And they want to be our enemies while also making kids lives miserable.

I mean fuck they are going to make lots of good omake fodder and of course…

List of Bruce being a good person that makes people in adaquate.
 
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Well we can create a group to fight back the backlash and get the government help it's time America dealt with some internal problems to make sure they don't get out of control
 
List of Bruce being a good person that makes people in adaquate.
I would rather forget about being the bigger person and their own methods, buy several tabloid journals, and use them to destroy the image of these fucking televangelists by airing their dirty laundry, sue them to hell and back, and use our influence in Washington to lobby against them...
 
Yep.

I'm not even mad, more impressed that somehow it also brought in the most vile fucking people as well to the forefront. And they want to be our enemies while also making kids lives miserable.

I mean fuck they are going to make lots of good omake fodder and of course…

List of Bruce being a good person that makes people in adaquate.
So, its just the same kind of Satanic Panic that there was in the 80s against DnD and those kind of games and movies, right?

Well, in a way that won't butterfly away Stranger Things, but it will make it somewhat awkward when we try to produce Faith: The Unholy Trinity.

Best thing we can do against these kind of guys? Don't let them see you flinch, and keep that old British stiff upper lip.

So remember lads...

 
"Nihil aliud est nisi ludus. Cur irasci debes?"
"Nihil aliud est nisi ludus. Cur irasci debes?"


The dining hall is usually quiet, but after four years, one gets used to it. It's interesting to think about how this tradition came about. Perhaps it serves a special purpose that I am not seeing. Maybe it is meant to be a form of punishment, to keep one humble despite their circumstances. Or perhaps it is a way to reflect and contemplate on important matters.

These thoughts crossed Karol Józef Wojtył's mind, better known as John Paul II, as he ate his dinner of Mediterranean salad and cooked salmon. He looked at his planer and saw that a meeting was planned with Apostolic Delegate Pio Laghi, who had a list of potential candidates for bishops in the United States.

After finishing his meal, Karol went to his modest office on the third floor of the Apostolic Palace and waited for Pio to arrive. Pio entered the room and greeted him with a bow.

"Your Holiness," he said.

"Please, Pio, have a seat. I understand you have a list of potential candidates for the diocese in the United States?"

Pio sat down across from Karol and replied, "Yes, here are my recommendations with my personal comments and records of my interviews with them." As he handed over a thick stack of papers.

Karol thanked him and said, "I will review these and let you know my thoughts. But I sense there is something else on your mind. Normally you mail them to the Vatican. Is there a problem in the Church?"

Pio hesitated before answering, "No, everything is fine. There are just some concerns that need to be addressed."

Karol urged him "Pio please speak honestly. We've known each other for a long time, you know I won't judge"

Pio finally opened up and said, "In the United States, there is a growing concern about new forms of art and games that are seen as immoral, satanic, and are associated with the occult. These concerns have gone beyond rationality and have turned into witch hunts and superstitions. Normally, we would ignore them, but some Catholics are in agreement with these wild acusations and some Protestant preachers have turned it into an attack against Catholics and other non-Protestants, the priests and bishops are asking for a response from Your Holiness before they feel comfortable addressing it themselves."

As Pio spoke, Karol felt a headache coming on. "Let's tackle one problem at a time. Do these art and games have any connection to the vulgar and satanic?"

Pio replied, "No, Your Holiness. At worst these are just a small minority. For example, there is a game called…" Pio pulled out a notepad "...Dungeons and Dragons where players pretend to be adventurers in a fantasy world and go on quests and fight monsters. However, because magic is involved in the game, it has been accused of promoting satanism. If you're confused about it, a young boy explained to me, it is simply a way for players to create and experience their own story similar to Lord of the Rings. Other accusations are about loud music with profane but ultimately harmless lyrics. I have written about these situations in these papers."

As Pio handed over more and more papers, Karol felt more and more tired. In a world that is constantly changing and presenting new challenges to the Church, that an old problem still exists in the form of anti-Catholic animus within some parts of American society. Perhaps he should call President Reagan and see if anything could be done about it…

Original version
BREVE PAPALE

Ad Venerabiles Fratres Nostros, Episcopos et Presbyteros Civitatum Foederatarum Americae,

De Recentibus Curis Super Quaedam Formas Oblectationis et Earum Allegatam Coniunctionem cum Practicis Occultis ac situ in Civitatibus Foederatis Americae

Ioannes Paulus II, Episcopus, Servus Servorum Dei,

Ad Venerabiles Fratres Nostros in Episcopatu et Presbyteratu,

Salutem et Apostolicam Benedictionem.

His temporibus, Ecclesia singulares provocationes experitur dum novae formae artis et oblectationis continenter emergunt. Celeris evolution culturalium expressionum et mediae tam opportunitates quam difficultates in missione nostra ad fideles ducendos praebet. Dum has novas condiciones percurrimus, necesse est in nostris doctrinis constantes manere dum implicationes harum innovationum in spirituale bene esse communitatum nostrarum discernimus.

Relationes accepimus a Delegato Nostro Apostolico, Pio Laghi, de crescentibus curis inter fideles in vestra natione super quaedam formas oblectationis, praesertim in luce phaenomeni quod vocatur Panici Satanici. Hoc tempus timoris exagitati quaestiones et incertitudines in communitatibus nostris suscitavit, praesertim de actibus talibus quales sunt ludi fabularum, exempli gratia Dungeons & Dragons et AC/DC. In his curis tractandis, necesse est nostros fideles ducere principiis discretionis radicatis in Sacris Scripturis nostris et doctrinis Ecclesiae.

Varie formae oblectationis, inter libros, pelliculas, et ludos, saepe elementa phantasiae, imaginationis, et fabulationis comprehendunt. Cruciale est agnoscere haec elementa, dum ficticia, formam expressionis creativae esse et in proprio contextu intellegi debere. Contentum harum oblectationum pro suis meritis et intentionibus adhibendi aestimandum est. Fabulae ficticiae, quales in ludis fabularum sicut Dungeons & Dragons inveniuntur, non aequantur realibus practicis occultis, quae clare a Scripturis condemnantur.

Officium nostrum est curam pastoralem offerre, nostras communitates ducere in faciendis electionibus informatis et prudentibus. Hortamur parentes et tutores ut cum filiis suis communicent, naturam ludorum quos ludunt et valores quos promovent intellegentes. Quaelibet forma oblectationis virtutes tales quales sunt opera communia, creativitas, et decisionem moralem fovere debet. Ludi et aliae formae mediae cum valoribus nostris christianis veritatis, pulchritudinis, et bonitatis congruere debent.

Fideles hortamur ut tranquilli et rationales maneant, evitantes panicum supervacaneum. Panici Satanici saepe timore et misinformatione nutritur. Responsio nostra informata et mensurata esse debet, claritatem et consolationem praebens. Dialogum apertum et educationem in communitatibus nostris promoveamus. Officia disceptationis praebeamus ubi curae tractari possunt, et accurate informationes disseminari possunt. Continualem precationem pro sapientia et discretione hortamur, Deo confisi ut has curas navigemus. Fideles admoneamus fidem nostram in Christo validissimum esse praesidium contra quamcumque formam nocumenti spiritualis.

Cum dolore agnoscimus quod quidam praedicatores Protestantes Panici Satanici usi sunt ad insultandum et deprimendum Catholicos et alios non-Protestantes. Hoc comportamentum contrarium est spiritui unitatis et caritatis christianae. Necessarium est haec tractare cum respectu et intellectu, rhetoricam divisivam vitantes. Ecclesia firmiter stare debet in promovenda nuntia amoris, unitatis, et mutui respectus inter omnes Christianos. Meminerimus verba Domini Nostri in Ioanne 13:34-35: "Mandatum novum do vobis, ut diligatis invicem; sicut dilexi vos, ut et vos diligatis invicem. In hoc cognoscent omnes quia discipuli mei estis, si dilectionem habueritis ad invicem." Confidite nos omnia intra potestatem nostram adhibituros esse ut hanc condicionem tractemus et communitates nostras tueamur.

Venerabiles Fratres, haec tractemus cum sapientia et compassione, exempla a Domino Nostro Iesu Christo praebita. Ducendo claros, promovendo dialogum apertum, et curam pastoralem praestando, possumus communitates nostras adiuvare ut has curas cum fide et ratione navigent. Semper nitamur lumen Christi in omnem aspectum vitae nostrae adferre, etiam in oblectationibus quibus fruimur.

Gratia et pax Domini Nostri Iesu Christi sit cum omnibus vobis.

Datum Romae, die 24 Septembris, anno Domini 1982, quarto anno Pontificatus Nostri.

Ioannes Paulus II

Translation:

PAPAL BRIEF

To Our Venerable Brothers, the Bishops and Priests of the United States of America,

Concerning the Recent Concerns Over Certain Forms of Entertainment and Their Alleged Association with Occult Practices and the situation in the United States of America

John Paul II, Bishop, Servant of the Servants of God,

To Our Venerable Brothers in the Episcopate and the Priesthood,


Greetings and Apostolic Blessings.

In these times, the Church faces unique challenges as new forms of art and entertainment continuously emerge. The rapid evolution of cultural expressions and media presents both opportunities and difficulties in our mission to guide the faithful. As we navigate these new landscapes, it is essential to remain steadfast in our teachings while discerning the implications of these innovations on the spiritual well-being of our communities.

We have received reports from our Apostolic Delegate, Pio Laghi, regarding the rising concerns among the faithful in your nation over certain forms of entertainment, particularly in light of the phenomenon known as the Satanic Panic. This period of heightened fear has led to questions and uncertainties within our communities, particularly concerning activities such as role-playing games and heavy metal, exemplified by Dungeons & Dragons and AC/DC. In addressing these concerns, it is paramount to guide our faithful with the principles of discernment rooted in our Holy Scriptures and the teachings of the Church.

Various forms of entertainment, including books, films, and games, often incorporate elements of fantasy, imagination, and storytelling. It is crucial to recognize that these elements, while fictional, serve as a form of creative expression and should be understood in their proper context. The content of these entertainments must be evaluated on their own merits and the intentions behind their use. Fictional storytelling, such as that found in art and games, does not equate to real-world occult practices, which are clearly condemned by the Scriptures.

It is our duty to offer pastoral care, guiding our communities in making informed and prudent choices. Encourage parents and guardians to engage with their children, understanding the nature of the games they play and the values they promote. Any form of entertainment should foster virtues such as teamwork, creativity, and moral decision-making. Games and other forms of media should align with our Christian values of truth, beauty, and goodness.

We urge the faithful to remain calm and rational, avoiding unnecessary panic. The Satanic Panic is often fueled by fear and misinformation. Our response should be informed and measured, providing clarity and reassurance. Promote open dialogue and education within our communities. Offer forums for discussion where concerns can be addressed, and accurate information can be disseminated. Encourage continual prayer for wisdom and discernment, trusting in God's guidance to navigate these concerns. Remind the faithful that our faith in Christ is our strongest defense against any form of spiritual harm.

We also acknowledge with sadness that some Protestant preachers have used the Satanic Panic to insult and demean Catholics and other non-Protestants. This behavior is contrary to the spirit of Christian unity and charity. It is imperative to approach these matters with respect and understanding, avoiding divisive rhetoric. The Church must stand firm in promoting a message of love, unity, and mutual respect among all Christians. Let us remember the words of Our Lord in John 13:34-35: "A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another. By this all people will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another." Be assured that we will use everything within our power to address this situation and protect our communities.

Venerable Brothers, let us approach these matters with the wisdom and compassion exemplified by Our Lord Jesus Christ. By providing clear guidance, fostering open dialogue, and ensuring pastoral care, we can help our communities navigate these concerns with both faith and reason. Let us always strive to bring the light of Christ into every aspect of our lives, including the entertainment we engage in.

May the grace and peace of Our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all.

Given at the Vatican, on this 24th day of September, in the year of Our Lord 1982, the fourth year of Our Pontificate.

Ioannes Paulus II

A.N: I normally wanted to make an omake about the Lakers and Carrie but recent events have forced my hand. I've written this in a Catholic POV because I'm afraid I can't do a Protestant POV and especially an American Protestant POV justice or acurate and perhaps insult someone. I really liked the mental image of two men in their 60's and 70's trying to understand DnD and why some people seem to lose their mind over a stupid pretend game. For those who want a more abridged answer of the Church's stance on the stanic panic it is basicly: "Chill, things can only be evil and unholy if they are actively used or have been used in ocult rituals and should be judged on a case by case basis with context. Some naughty music and games are sinfull but in the normal sense, so calm down.Let's try and focus on family friendly entertainment " Also the titel is latin for: It's only a game. Why do you have to be mad?
 
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