Well, It Could've Gone Worse...
It was just after Joe had touched base with the Undersiders. The meeting was... frustrating. Brian and Tattletale were angling for something, but Joe couldn't figure out what. The Undersiders were having something of an internal spat due to whatever Rachel had gotten up to, and that was just making Tattletale grumpy and sour, which made her rather difficult to deal with in general. The meeting had gone on for far too long.
Nobody had yet to leave. They were all sitting around the coffee table, either waiting for somebody else to move or content to just sit there.
"Chess androids," Joe blurted out, a strange look in his eyes. Everybody else turned to look at him as he rose out of his seat.
"What?" asked Taylor, who had zoned out.
"Chess androids," Joe repeated, now sounding rather fascinated with his new idea. He made for the door.
"What?" Tattletale yelped, her power already telling her exactly where Joe was going with this.
"Chess androids, keep up! I'll see you guys later, I've got blueprints to--" the door shut, cutting Joe off.
The Undersiders looked at each other. Well, except for Tattletale, who was staring at the door with a look on her face that was somewhat fearful and mostly bewildered.
"Should... should we try and stop him?" Taylor asked, still unsure of what exactly just happened.
"Miss Militia?" asked Director Piggot, who was standing in front of a window looking out into and over the Bay.
"Yes, Director?" replied Miss Militia, who was standing behind and to Director Piggot's right.
"Miss Militia, there appears to be a gigantic chessboard hovering over the bay."
"I can see that, Director."
"Miss Militia?"
"Yes, Director?"
"Find Dauntless and Triumph and have one of them lift you over there."
"Yes, Director."
"And bring along Armsmaster while you're at it!" Director Piggot called as the door swung open.
"Yes, Director," Miss Militia called back as the door swung shut.
After about four hours of work, it was finally ready. The Chess Androids and the associated set were ready for their first match. Of course, Joe would've loved to have somebody to play with, but he didn't know many people who were good at chess, and he wasn't really fond of Tattletale at the moment. The A.I. he had written to play as the opponent would have to--
"Ahem."
Joe turned around, and was surprised to find Miss Militia, Armsmaster, Dauntless, and Triumph standing behind him, all geared up. He was lucky he remembered to put on his costume.
"Oh, hey." Joe gave the quartet a wave. "What're you guys doing out here?"
While he only saw Miss Militia do so, Joe was fairly certain all four Protectorate members were raising an eyebrow.
"Why did you build a giant hovering chessboard?" Armsmaster asked in lieu of providing an answer.
"To play chess with my so-sophisticated-they-might-as-well-be-alive Chess Androids," Joe explained, prompting Miss Militia's second eyebrow to join her first in elevation.
A silence hung in the air.
"They bleed!" Joe said excitedly.
Another silence passed.
"Black or white?" Armsmaster asked, to the shock of the other Protectorate members present.
"White!" Joe responded.
[The chess game demonstrated
here takes place. Remember, Joe is playing white.]
Humiliated. Armsmaster was just humiliated, thrashed, demolished, destroyed, killed, slayed, and quite possibly, bamboozled. Did Apeiron even know how to play chess, or was this a clever ruse, faking stupidity to salt the wound? Was this some form of petty vengeance for a slight?
It was possible, a tiny part of Armsmaster's brain noted, that Apeiron was just very bad at chess and his bewildering moves threw Armsmaster off-course. But since when was Occam's Razor ever correct?
Armsmaster slumped to the floor, the fallen Black Chess Androids dotted to-and-fro. He failed. He failed his soldiers. Every time one of the Pawns got caught, he felt a little part of him die. Did Apeiron
have to make the Pawns look like adorable little girls?
Oh, well... at least he got some data to help with his predictive algorithms...
"...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Wait, was that screaming?
"aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Vista charged towards Apeiron, spear held in front of her. Even the Enigmatic Artificer seemed surprised by the Shaker's appearance. The spear poked up against Apeiron's armor and bent. Vista, due to the way she held the spear, got jammed in the stomach by the implement, and she bent forwards onto it, her legs losing their grip on the ground. The spear sprung back, and Vista was launched into the air like some sort of cartoon.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
the splash sounded quite distant.
"HOW DID SHE GET OVER HERE?" Miss Militia called in a rather bewildered, somewhat panicked voice. Dauntless swooped down towards the ocean, intent on recovering Vista.
Well, that was strange. Where was he?
Ah.
Well, at least he got some data for his predictive algorithms...
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