Rei: Kaworu, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Kaworu: I think so Rei, but where are we going to find a wooden paddle and a rubber string big enough to use Commander Ikari as an EVA's paddleball?
 
Rei: Kowaru, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Kowaru: I think so Rei, but where are we going to find a wooden paddle and a rubber string big enough to use Commander Ikari as an EVA's paddleball?

The Adam and The Eve.

The Adam and the Eve.

She has no emotions, he turns a new leaf.



I wanna continue, but I suddenly remembered that this was a thing:







Brain: A member of SEELE since every American Saturday morning of 1997.
 
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Rei loomed behind Hikari, her eyes glowing alarmingly red. She held up a sheet of paper. "STOP FLIRTING WITH HER. SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND AND I WILL DESTROY YOU IF YOU MAKE TROUBLE. AND 'LILIM'? YOU STUPID FISH!"
Are we sure that Rei was raised by Gendo (Ikari) and not Genma (Saotome)?

And now I'm imagining a panda as the commander of NERV.

Rei held up the paper again. The first two sentences were now underlined, as was the last. Twice.
You know, Hikari's eventually going to wonder why Kaworu keeps looking past her shoulder.

Behind her, Rei facepalmed and held up the paper again. The last sentence was now underlined thrice.
Given his obliviousness, I think this is likely less than helpful.

Rei: "Stop doing the Thing."
Kaworu: "What thing?"
Rei: "The Thing."​

I feel betrayed that the UST that is R/K has been derailed because of this... Israfel Special nonsense.
What UST?

All I've seen is UHT (Unresolved Homicidal Tension).
 
Or it could just be that she's buying the kind that comes in a little pot instead of a tube ;)
That was my assumption.

Or she's getting a pallet.

But he's the spawn of Adam FFS! He doesn't need to put up with that kind of lip from a fowl with delusions of grandeur!
Penpen does not have delusions of grandeur.

Does he? I mean, literally need them?
 
I Was thinking more along the lines of a whole bunch of group hugs from the whole gang. Just imagine: kaworu's head poking up from the middle of what might be a rugby scrum if they wore uniforms
A maul is a more accurate for what you are trying to describe. A scrum involves people grabbing at where the belt buckle would be from between the legs, and most people are basically only held up by the fact they are pushing against other people. A maul is just a big crush of people trying to push forwards.
 
Workin on next omake, here's a little thingy I thought of in the meantime; as a companion piece to Codemy Omake #33:

Kaworu: "Rei, what does the name 'Tabris' mean?"
Rei: "'Angel Of Free Will'......Kaworu, why are you laughing so hard?"
Kaworu: "Because I have determined it is better than crying."
 
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