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Advice and Trust [NGE]

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Susano said:
Nah. The seat of the soul, as well as the S2 engine, is the nostrils.
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Rei, with her eyes crossed, making an extreme effort to get a good look at her own nose
before falling into asuka's arms because she was walking around with her eyes crossed
 
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Nathaniel Wolff said:
It was his tonsils. Get it right.
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Susano said:
Ah. Damnit. Then that's where the soul is, I suppose.
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You two know what my reaction is to this shit by now, right?
Apalos said:
I'm 99.99% sure that was some fic and not cannon.

I think.

I always thought (headcannon) that their S2 organ replaced their heart. Or that it was a small marble sized object in the brain.
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*facepalm*
@Strypgia, have mercy on this poor mortal. Please clear this madness up for me?
 
Susano said:
Reference to something earlier. Some work or other stated Tabris has his S2 engine in his nostrils.
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Tonsils. Kaworu has his S2 organ in his tonsils.

The Englanderish said:
Finally found time to finish it!

This one's inspired by the whole 'Kaworu's S2 Organ is where the tonsils are at' thing.

So without further ado:


Comedy Omake: THAT WAS NOT TONSILS!

Rei sat rigid, straight-backed on the chair, locked in shock. Beside her, Kaworu nervously tapped his fingers, feeling certain that this was one of the Lilim's 'social faux pas' he was slowly becoming more familiar with.

"So." He tried to breach the icy rift that had seemingly sprouted out of nowhere.

"Well..." was the only responce.

Kaworu had a feeling that most people didn't have to deal with discovering strange objects where tonsils were supposed to reside... much less, as Asuka would put it when she inevitably found out, "A FUCKING S2 ORGAN?!". And much less while in the middle of what they had been doing...

The silence reigned again.

So Kaworu would have to try again.

"I guess... now you know."

"I... suppose I do," said Rei, finally coming out of her reverie.

He nervously chuckled - he'd seen people do that a lot in awkward situations.

"Look on the bright side - at least now you know where my weak spot is!"

Rei shot him a look.

"Not helping?"

Her eyes narrowed.

"I sense not."

"It just... took me by surprise," she said, glancing furtively at him.

"Was it at least good before the... not-tonsils?"

"It was... nice. Better than some more-or-less-random-stranger walking in on me nude and then disolving into a stammering mess and then falling on me and accidentally groping me and then just lying there with his hand still on me like a complete muggins at any rate..."

It was Kaworu's turn to shoot her a look.

"That was eerily specific, Rei..."

"It was the most unromantic experience of my entire life - and that's coming from someone whoose mother's creepy-as-fuck husband regularly stares at her naked form while she floats in a tank. I think it has literally butchered any sex drive I would naturally have when not on the meds."

"I see..." Kaworu replied. He took a not-so-wild stab in the dark. "Shinji?"

"Shinji. Thankfully, he's Asuka's problem now."
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Always Late said:
*facepalm*
@Strypgia, have mercy on this poor mortal. Please clear this madness up for me?
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I'd have to go dig for it, but yes, there's some canon material somewhere wherein someone asked 'Tabris is an Angel, ergo, he has to have an S2 Organ. Where is his?', and the official answer was 'in his throat', which is why Unit-01 crushing his body and popping his head off... er, worked.


I'm trying to write the update right now, damn it.
 
Apalos said:
I always thought (headcannon) that their S2 organ replaced their heart. Or that it was a small marble sized object in the brain.
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Years ago on FF.net, I read a number of fanfictions that suggested Rei has one in the approximate location her uterus should be. These stories tended to scrupulously avoid addressing the question of where Kaworu's was, but I'll let your collective imaginations take over from there...
 
Jake said:
Years ago on FF.net, I read a number of fanfictions that suggested Rei has one in the approximate location her uterus should be. These stories tended to scrupulously avoid addressing the question of where Kaworu's was, but I'll let your collective imaginations take over from there...
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Of course, Rei is Lilithian. She shouldn't even have a S2 organ, i.e. a Fruit of Life.
 
Jake said:
Years ago on FF.net, I read a number of fanfictions that suggested Rei has one in the approximate location her uterus should be. These stories tended to scrupulously avoid addressing the question of where Kaworu's was, but I'll let your collective imaginations take over from there...
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Now I want an omake of Kaworu seeing a proctologist.
 
Pale Wolf said:
How many of those do you think there are in the literal post-apocalypse?
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Are there suburbias packed with Cleaver families? Not any more. Are there a lot of good people who would take an orphan into their home? Probably. I'm not talking about finding a Walton family or the Camdens or Huxtables. I'm talking about placing Shinji with a person who would do more than ensure he was fed, and clothed.

Gendo didn't need to get involved. He could have looked at any lackey, "See to it that my son is well cared for. ::Gendo Stare::"
I know if I worked for that guy and I got that assignment, I would be getting weekly reports!

Pale Wolf said:
But what he did manage is frankly quite sufficient for me to give him full marks for effort.
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With respect, I think that we must agree to disagree about full marks. I would call Gendo's efforts a solid C+.

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akrasiel23 said:
I don't get why, those two shouldn't be bad parents.
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Apalos said:
Yeah, that picture is sweet. Not seeing the terrifying.
Also depends on your definition on "bad" parents.
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The Englanderish said:
Terrifying from Shinji and Asuka's point of view - their parental issues mean that they'll be utterly terrified of screwing anything up.
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I'm picking up a lot of fear in that picture. In their body language, their faces, they way Shinji asked if she's "really okay." The placement is a bit ambiguous but both of them either have sweat or tears on their faces. All that has me trying to rewind the story in the picture. What happened 30 seconds ago? The elipsis in Asuka's answer tell me that she is unsure. She is ASUKA FREAKING LANGLY! The Second Child. The warrior that Spartans(your choice which ones) and Klingons salute! And she's not sure about holding a baby? This isn't the scene in a happy home. Or at least it is a happy home, but this is a bad night.

All that said, it's a wonderfully composed, powerful image that hit me right in the gut and left me with a very visceral reaction.

DocMatoi said:
Strypgia said:
"Go fuck yourself with an Entry Plug, you utter bastard. I'm not your doll anymore." :V
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In perfect german
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Germans of the thread, Assemble!
 
Jake said:
Years ago on FF.net, I read a number of fanfictions that suggested Rei has one in the approximate location her uterus should be. These stories tended to scrupulously avoid addressing the question of where Kaworu's was, but I'll let your collective imaginations take over from there...
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Great, now I have an even worse mental image than Kaworu spitting up AT-fields. The Lilim shall fear the Pelvic Thrust of Death!
 
The Englanderish said:
Yep. Pretty much the only reason I went for a girl - I originally had no idea what gender the baby would be, so I just threw in that shoutout.


Logically, if Rei looked down at her body, she'd be able to see a bit of her own soul?
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*Looks at this thread Tommy omake.*

Are you trying to make me diabetic. :V

I forgot if Aki's adventures are still being updated or if that comic is dead, well, it was fun all the way.
Number6 said:
Great, now I have an even worse mental image than Kaworu spitting up AT-fields. The Lilim shall fear the Pelvic Thrust of Death!
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That's no Spear of Longinus.
 
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