Oh no, Gendo is still able to love and even be loved, so he can't be killed in Ultimate Eva Wafffic.
Walking in the Shadow of Dreams
NGE: Walking in the Shadow of Dreams Chapter 8: Grandfatherhood, an evangelion fanfic | FanFiction
Gregg Landsman said:
In the Heart of failed Instrumentality, twelve years ago, the world was saved. It was not, as it is currently believed, saved by the actions of an emotionally scarred, frightened, introverted fourtreen year old boy. It was not from his boundless love for his sister and mother wrestled away from his insane father.

No, that boy was too busy. He had just spied the slaughtered remains of the girl he thought he loved. He was a broken shell. And his mother had offered him godhood, in exchange for his soul.

No, the world was saved by another hand. A hand wrapped in a white glove, gripping Yui Ikari's throat as behind amber glasses eyes pooled with raw, palpable rage as a primal scream escaped his lips. Words she had never, in a million years, thought she would ever hear. Words the boy hoped for his entire life.

"God damn you," Gendo Ikari roared, "Get away from MY SON!"
 
Because post third impact Japan totally gives two shits about the USA's indepenence day. You didn't see me demanding a St. George's special.
:p

I just asked if it would have sufficient quantities of FREEDOM. Doesn't mean July 4th or America needs to be mentioned at all. If a fic update took place on Brexit Independence Day you could ask Strypgia to add sufficient quantities of tea. (Warning: Tea may wind up in Tokyo-3's Harbor if area has large quantities of FREEDOM)
 
I just asked if it would have sufficient quantities of FREEDOM. Doesn't mean July 4th or America needs to be mentioned at all. If a fic update took place on Brexit Independence Day you could ask Strypgia to add sufficient quantities of tea. (Warning: Tea may wind up in Tokyo-3's Harbor if area has large quantities of FREEDOM)
:wtf:

I generally question whether people who call Brexit an 'Independence Day' even know what the EU is...

Now, back to topic pls.
 
I just asked if it would have sufficient quantities of FREEDOM. Doesn't mean July 4th or America needs to be mentioned at all. If a fic update took place on Brexit Independence Day you could ask Strypgia to add sufficient quantities of tea. (Warning: Tea may wind up in Tokyo-3's Harbor if area has large quantities of FREEDOM)
:facepalm:

I'm not so keen on the EU, but likening the Brexit to an Independence day is such a mistaken analogy.

Anyway, back to the S/A WAFF and the tsundereinbow trout if Stryg wants
 
Yes, let's.

What do you think Asuka would get Shinji for his birthday?

Music? A new stove?

Rei? *waves flag*

I'm sorry, but I'm still a member of the "It's incest not wincest" crowd, even if I'm not entirely on board with TsundeReinbowTrout because it feels a bit too much like "Pair the Spares."

Incest is not Wincest.

It's Disturbfest.

I do not see the problem with consensual non-childbearing relations between two people who haven't even been raised as family, regardless of their genome. Childbearing incest is morally wrong because it produces offspring who will surely suffer. Relationships between people raised as family are often manipulative or otherwise immoral for various reasons beyond "it's incest."

Frankly it disturbs me that people would be so quick to disavow such a relationship (once they aren't minors, I will explicitly note) without thinking about why they are disavowing it.
 
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What do you think Asuka would get Shinji for his birthday?
Probably not a spine, 'cause he already grew one, in recent months.

So let's see... Maybe his father's head on a stick?
I do not see the problem with consensual non-childbearing relations between two people who haven't even been raised as family, regardless of their genome. Childbearing incest is morally wrong because it produces offspring who will surely suffer. Relationships between people raised as family are often manipulative or otherwise immoral for various reasons beyond "it's incest."
Please, please let's not get into this discussion, because I don't fancy a flamewar about how far related participants need to be for the incest to be allowed.
 
Probably not a spine, 'cause he already grew one, in recent months.

So let's see... Maybe his father's head on a stick?
Please, please let's not get into this discussion, because I don't fancy a flamewar about how far related participants need to be for the incest to be allowed.

This is SV. We can discuss this calmy and rationally like enlightened human beings. Might be a topic for another thread, though.
 
So let's see... Maybe his father's head on a stick?
"Awww, honey... you shouldn't have." <3
I get the feeling that Shinji would appreciate an overtly loving atitude switch from Gendo more.
I feel like Shinji feels that bridges are too burnt at this point.
Yeah, A&T!Shinji has really come to hate his father a lot more than I expected at the beginning, largely thanks to his being far more emotionally invested in Asuka and Rei. Shinji doesn't get as riled up by his father mistreating him (thanks to his minimal self-esteem), but oh dear FSM, does he get furious when you mistreat the girls he loves. And Gendo has done plenty of that.
 
Finally found time to finish it!

This one's inspired by the whole 'Kaworu's S2 Organ is where the tonsils are at' thing.

So without further ado:



Comedy Omake: THAT WAS NOT TONSILS!

Rei sat rigid, straight-backed on the chair, locked in shock. Beside her, Kaworu nervously tapped his fingers, feeling certain that this was one of the Lilim's 'social faux pas' he was slowly becoming more familiar with.

"So." He tried to breach the icy rift that had seemingly sprouted out of nowhere.

"Well..." was the only responce.

Kaworu had a feeling that most people didn't have to deal with discovering strange objects where tonsils were supposed to reside... much less, as Asuka would put it when she inevitably found out, "A FUCKING S2 ORGAN?!". And much less while in the middle of what they had been doing...

The silence reigned again.

So Kaworu would have to try again.

"I guess... now you know."

"I... suppose I do," said Rei, finally coming out of her reverie.

He nervously chuckled - he'd seen people do that a lot in awkward situations.

"Look on the bright side - at least now you know where my weak spot is!"

Rei shot him a look.

"Not helping?"

Her eyes narrowed.

"I sense not."

"It just... took me by surprise," she said, glancing furtively at him.

"Was it at least good before the... not-tonsils?"

"It was... nice. Better than some more-or-less-random-stranger walking in on me nude and then disolving into a stammering mess and then falling on me and accidentally groping me and then just lying there with his hand still on me like a complete muggins at any rate..."

It was Kaworu's turn to shoot her a look.

"That was eerily specific, Rei..."

"It was the most unromantic experience of my entire life - and that's coming from someone whoose mother's creepy-as-fuck husband regularly stares at her naked form while she floats in a tank. I think it has literally butchered any sex drive I would naturally have when not on the meds."

"I see..." Kaworu replied. He took a not-so-wild stab in the dark. "Shinji?"

"Shinji. Thankfully, he's Asuka's problem now."
 
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Finally found time to finish it!

This one's inspired by the whole 'Kaworu's S2 Organ is where the tonsils are at' thing.

So without further ado:



Comedy Omake #39: THAT WAS NOT TONSILS!

Rei sat rigid, straight-backed on the chair, locked in shock. Beside her, Kaworu nervously tapped his fingers, feeling certain that this was one of the Lilim's 'social faux pas' he was slowly becoming more familiar with.

"So." He tried to breach the icy rift that had seemingly sprouted out of nowhere.

"Well..." was the only responce.

Kaworu had a feeling that most people didn't have to deal with discovering strange objects where tonsils were supposed to reside... much less, as Asuka would put it when she inevitably found out, "A FUCKING S2 ORGAN?!". And much less while in the middle of what they had been doing...

The silence reigned again.

So Kaworu would have to try again.

"I guess... now you know."

"I... suppose I do," said Rei, finally coming out of her reverie.

He nervously chuckled - he'd seen people do that a lot in awkward situations.

"Look on the bright side - at least now you know where my weak spot is!"

Rei shot him a look.

"Not helping?"

Her eyes narrowed.

"I sense not."

"It just... took me by surprise," she said, glancing furtively at him.

"Was it at least good before the... not-tonsils?"

"It was... nice. Better than some more-or-less-random-stranger walking in on me nude and then disolving into a stammering mess and then falling on me and accidentally groping me and then just lying there with his hand still on me like a complete muggins at any rate..."

It was Kaworu's turn to shoot her a look.

"That was eerily specific, Rei..."

"It was the most unromantic experience of my entire life - and that's coming from someone whoose mother's creepy-as-fuck husband regularly stares at her naked form while she floats in a tank. I think it has literally butchered any sex drive I would naturally have when not on the meds."

"I see..." Kaworu replied. He took a not-so-wild stab in the dark. "Shinji?"

"Shinji. Thankfully, he's Auka's problem now."
I'm not a doctor of any stripe, but I was under the impression that tonsils are normally too far back to interact with directly short of purposefully shoving something way down back.
 
I'm not a doctor of any stripe, but I was under the impression that tonsils are normally too far back to interact with directly short of purposefully shoving something way down back.
*walks up to you*

*hands you a piece of paper with the dysphemism 'tonsil hockey' on it*

*walks away whistling*
 
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