- Location
- Earth, Sol System, Virgo Supercluster, Earth-1218
Is it bad that I want to take that and eat anticuchos de corazón off it?
Is it bad that I want to take that and eat anticuchos de corazón off it?
Precisely!
So we've got a Knife of Longinus, a Spear of Longinus (that could potentially be used as a fork), now all we need is a Spoon of Longinus, a Spork of Longinus, an Extendable Fork of Longinus, a Chef's Knife of Longinus, a Straw of Longinus and most of all...
You know, after Gendo and SEELE is dealt with, the kids should have those patented and produced.So we've got a Knife of Longinus, a Spear of Longinus (that could potentially be used as a fork), now all we need is a Spoon of Longinus, a Spork of Longinus, an Extendable Fork of Longinus, a Chef's Knife of Longinus, a Straw of Longinus and most of all...
Chopsticks of Longinus.
Kaworu can tell when he's really pissed off Rei when she pulls out the Longinus cutlery to set the table.You know, after Gendo and SEELE is dealt with, the kids should have those patented and produced.
Even if he knows it's not made of anything that can actually harm him, the design itself and the set's presence on the table is a power move.Kaworu can tell when he's really pissed off Rei when she pulls out the Longinus cutlery to set the table.
I think I remember Strypgia teasing something along the lines of "Are you going to shoot me, too?"
Seems to fit Misato's thirst for revenge
Surprise twist: It's Hikari saying it to Pen Pen.I think I remember Strypgia teasing something along the lines of "Are you going to shoot me, too?"
Seems to fit Misato's thirst for revenge
I wouldn't put it past Pen Pen. Lilith know what goes on in his mind.
At least the beer was good, dood.I wouldn't put it past Pen Pen. Lilith know what goes on in his mind.
Pen Pen isn't a Prinny, dood.
Surprise surprise twist: They're not actually talking about a gun. Hikari just found out Pen Pen's an amateur filmmaker, and got offended that he didn't think to tell her, so she could audition.
What stands out to me, at least my own reaction to this is that if this was indeed the efforts of someone on staff to push Asuka/Shinji be more textual then it kinda does the opposite to me. Shinji assaulting Asuka is obviously awful no matter the reason or rational but I must admit I think the idea of him doing so out of a feeling of overwhelming desperation at everyone in his life leaving him (Kensuke, HIkari moved away, Touji is badly injured, Misato and Ritsuko have gone cold and in the case of Akagi seemingly nuts. Rei has turned into some unfeeling alien and finally Kaworu someone Shinji had a deep emotional connection with, betrayed him and Shinji was forced to kill him.) I find that a lot more empathetic and understandable then Shinji freaking out because Asuka personally is rejecting his romantic advances.
On one hand this is kinda disappointing because I do like the Asuka/Shinji dynamic but on the other...
Ignoring any possible authorial intention the scene still works, alebit in a different way. It makes Shinji look a lot worse as a person but that does not necessarily mean its a worse scene. leaning into the idea that Shinji has a dark side born out of his frustration and lack of affection is a valid choice. And on a personal note it does thoroughly cement and support what I see as a thematic parallel between Gendo and Shinji.
By supposedly making this more strictly literal, they badly introduced connotations in English that really mess up the pain and feeling of the original. Shinji reaching out to her in desperation and hope of an emotional connection is far more powerful than 'if you were my girlfriend, things would be ok'.
It's been a little over a year since the day Shinji arrived to fight Sachiel. Asuka showed up about 3-4 months later, and it's around 9 months since they got together.
You beat me to it, blast you!Somewhere, Shinji suddenly got heart palpitations. "...just imagining things."
xxxx
/Meanwhile/
"Congratulations. It's a girl," said Kaworu with a smile.
"...HOW?" demanded Asuka, looking at the tiny infant bundled up in her arms. Said infant had been dropped off by a stork.
A stork bearing a Lilithian mask of all things.
"Well, it has been nine months..." wistfully said Rei.
Asuka twitched. "That's not how ANY of this works."
"It does now."
"Why???"
"Because I said so," reiterated Rei, her eyes suddenly sparkling at the sight of the child in Asuka's arms. "The BABIES must flow."
xxxxx
...why does going back into a coma sound really good right about now? pondered Shinji.
/shippers will take any excuse
//always
Eh, might be me having my shipping glasses on, but I always took it as a "romantic" declaration ("I want to stay with you") - but still said out of desperation, thus Asuka rightfully calling him a liar, knowing* that he just doesn't have anyone else to turn to (*be it due to good intuition, Instrumentallity or especially if she's just the "Asuka in Shinji's mind" rather than the real one). Whether or not he actually feels that way (that much is admittedly debatable, though I guess my opinion is quite obvious), at that moment, he's just saying something "nice" to appease her for purely egoistical reasons.
I have been summoned without proper tribute and so your soul belongs to me!
I'm a dunce when it comes meta narratives and such, but I do prefer the 90s version more. Mainly for the last sentence, "You're the only one who can help me!" That is the most selfish way to declare love since it reveals how shinji is only looking for love for himself, and sees the love he's offering as only a means to get it.
The world shook. "What on Earth was that, Kaworu?"
He looked up from his newspaper. "Huh. I believe there was a retcon somewhere. It shouldn't be too much of an issue, at least." Returning to the paper. "Correcting a typo, perhaps."
Exactly 6 seconds later, the world around them (excluding the furniture they were lounging on, conveniently enough) became that of post-Third Impact, in a real life Gilligan Cut. The headline on Kaworu's newspaper changed to "WOLRD ENDS".
Rei, Shinji and Asuka all gave Kaworu unamused stares, who simply put up his hands in surrender, the newspaper dropping to the floor and soaking in LCL. "Perhaps the retcon was more significant than I thought."
"Make with the finger snapping, trout." Asuka incessantly snapped her own fingers.
Rolling of the eyes and a snap of his fingers. "Wasn't even my fault this time aro-
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Update later today, once the world has reformed itself
It'd be closer to Q, since a Time Lord would actually have to go do the work himself instead of handwaving/finger snapping.Are we sure Tabris isn't secretly a Time Lord?
/or a member of the Continuum
//a la Q of Star Trek
It'd be closer to Q, since a Time Lord would actually have to go do the work himself instead of handwaving/finger snapping.
Doesn't Q do his magic with some fancy wave of his hand? Or am I thinking of something else? I tried to find a GIF of it to no luck so I can't even confirm.