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DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest

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[]- While you were bored and unable to kill you were at least able to sell your MLM scheme to one of the neighbors. Their kid is now working a lemonade stand that uses exclusively bottled water and that extra chalky mix that gives heartburn heheheheh. See if you can get the non-Goofy goons who just arrived to use the kid's water while they're away (ran as soon as the gasoline came out)
Maybe they wouldn't pay you back for an obvious scam, but one layer removed? Come on. Are you really not gonna reimburse that poor widdle kid whose merchandise you just threw in a fire?
You got to hand it to Glomgold. All that ranting he did about finance during that brawl with the vampires really is evil

- Let the kid try to announce his villainous intent to Goofy's face. You've seen a lot of villains rise and fall in your life, and there's nothing quite like seeing someone's villainous fall in person. Especially if you've had a hand in it. At least half of villainy is thrilling in the act of it, so let's see if the kid's a classic monologue-first kinda guy or a business-first, monologue to the soon-to-be-dead kinda guy.
And hey! If you know your tropes right, he might end up with an avenging son as his first opponent!
Ahhh, perfection.
Making time for an old-school villainous fall was a good idea. Even if you kill him later, seeing a soul truly go bad is just so rewarding.
If the two that came with Goofy think they can get in the way of you and your vicarious thrills, it'll be their guts that'll take a literal spill
It's been torture postponing for so long like this, and that'll all be taken outta them if they screw this up for you.

I mean. You don't expect the kid to be able to kill Goofy himself, or even participate much in the main event. At the end of the day you're probably gonna be doing most of the killing here (as is your preference), so letting the kid have his moment at the start? Letting yourself savour that moment? Letting the kid really own his part in what you're about to inflict on this town?
Mwah, chef's kiss, magnifico.
Then comes the main course, a good ol' fashioned massacre

It really is a shame you don't get to enjoy the classics as often as you'd like. Sure the MLM and the bottled water stuff pays bills and every time you see a foreclosed and broken home it really makes you laugh. But a massacre? Robbing the identities of those you kill to collect on their insurance? Having Liquidator fence all the assets you don't burn or shred?

now that feels like the Golden Age baby. That's why you're Negaduck, ooooo yeah
 
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...Yeah no, not going Light mode *ever* - I´d rather keep my eyes halfway functional, thanks.

As for the vote, I´ll wait for a bit until some more ideas poured in.
 
Made in Heaven said:
[ ] Sell more water
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I feel like this is both hilarious and yet neither harebrained nor convoluted enough. Hrm.

[] Convince the rubes to buy water shares
-[] Short those shares
--[] Now sell them the water
---[] Wait for the inevitable
----[] Finish the short transaction now that the value of water has plummeted
 
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[] "Let's play a game."
-[] You have to sell 100 bottles of water.
--[] If you don't. I kill someone you love.

[] "Let's play a game."
-[] You have to sell 100 bottles of water.
--[] If you don't. I kill you.
 
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[X] "Let's play a game."
-[X] You have to sell 100 bottles of water.
--[X] If you don't. I kill someone you love.

Here's an alternative.

[] "Let's play a game."
-[] You have to sell 100 bottles of water.
--[] If you don't. I kill you.
 
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[X] Sell more water
-[X] "Perfect for oil fires" The dog isn't going to notice in the heat (heh) of the moment but the suit might. Watch him squirm as he tosses you his cigar money.
 
[X] Sell more water
-[X] "Perfect for oil fires" The dog isn't going to notice in the heat (heh) of the moment but the suit might. Watch him squirm as he tosses you his cigar money.
 
[X] Sell more water
-[X] "Perfect for oil fires" The dog isn't going to notice in the heat (heh) of the moment but the suit might. Watch him squirm as he tosses you his cigar money.

Because as we all know, pouring water onto oil fires gives the best results
 
[X] Sell more water
-[X] "Perfect for oil fires" The dog isn't going to notice in the heat (heh) of the moment but the suit might. Watch him squirm as he tosses you his cigar money.
 
[X] Sell more water
-[X] "Perfect for oil fires" The dog isn't going to notice in the heat (heh) of the moment but the suit might. Watch him squirm as he tosses you his cigar money.
 
[X] Sell more water
-[X] "Perfect for oil fires" The dog isn't going to notice in the heat (heh) of the moment but the suit might. Watch him squirm as he tosses you his cigar money.
 
weredrago2 said:
Light Mode is the opposite of the default. Suitable for a character from the Negaverse.

EDIT: OH GOD MY EYES WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THIS
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Cause its significantly easier to read for 99% of the population, including myself. If I have to use something like dark mode on a screen for more than a 15-20 minutes I get a blinding migraine.
 
ReaperofInterest said:
So here's a thought. Didn't PJ get sent to prison? Is there any chance that this mystery nemesis is him, for whatever reason?
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Nah. It says he's a dog. Pete's species has always been hard to discern (and, of course, he's technically just a Toon that happens to resemble an anthropomorphic animal) but he's traditionally a cat (fittingly, for someone whose arch-enemy is a mouse), and PJ bears a strong enough resemblance I assume he would also be one. Indeed, the series Goof Troop even kinda hung a subtle lampshade on this fact, by having the Goof family of anthropomorphic dogs with a non-anthro pet cat, and the Pete family of anthro cats having a non-anthro pet dog.
 
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