DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest

[ ] Upgrade Norm Prime
DC 35 (Reduced From Previous Bare Failure)
Norm could really do with a few updates. With a few tweaks you could transform his incredibly outdated systems into something that approaches the cutting edge! Get rid of that squirrel-powered generator for something way more efficient, like a ferret-powered one. Give him some actual weapons that aren't attached to his fists. Upgrade his personality chip so he's a groundbreaking 32% more chipper!

(Reward: Norm unlocked as a Hero Unit)

[ ] Build roof-mounted defense cannons
DC 85
Haven't you had enough of pigeons soiling all the landmarks in your lovely city? With these roof-mounted cannons no pigeon shall ever feel safe again! And it'll give you some anti-aircraft capabilities on top of that!

(Reward: Increased DC for any hostile forces making an attack against Doofania)

[ ] Control or eliminate crime in Doofania
DC 80
Crime's honestly pretty low in your home city compared to the west and east coasts, but it's not low enough. With some bribes and/or lasers in the right place, you might be able to wipe out organized crime in the area… or put it under your own control. You're already evil, after all.

(Reward: General citizen happiness, reduced chance of negative events on your territory.)

Choose One:

[ ] Combat Organized Crime- improved public image, reduced federal interest in Doofania

[ ] Assimilate Organized Crime- underworld contacts, occasional positive and negative events

[ ] Form a dedicated security group
DC 90
Xanatos has a Goon Squad, Shego has dozens of capes on retainer, even Syndrome has those creeps he outfits in all of his paramilitary gear. It could be helpful to form a security group of your own, since while your Normbots are infinitely loyal, they aren't much for strategizing.

(Reward: +5 to all Quest rolls due to PMC support, reveals ???)

[ ] Build a personal suit of power armor
DC 100
What sort of mad scientist would you be without a suit of flying armor? You haven't got much in the way of personal defense aside from the odd inator or two you've left lying around. With a bit of time you could tinker together something to use in emergencies.

Reward: Malus against enemy Martial actions made against Doofenshmirtz directly, ???, ???)

[ ] Appease the Feds
DC 45
For some reason, the Feds are rather unhappy with you for declaring yourself supreme ruler of three states. Trying to find some sort of government stooge to keep around might appease them a bit. It might even prove useful to you somehow, so long as you keep in mind who they're actually working for.

(Reward: ease government pressure, new Hero unit available)

[ ] Reach out to Xanatos
DC 40
David Xanatos is obviously the guy pulling the strings over on the eastern seaboard, no matter how much he likes to get the media to paint him as the genius billionaire family man philanthropist. Fortunately he's a pretty rational guy, and doesn't seem to hold your eccentric behavior against you too much. Collaborating with him could prove to be fruitful.

(Reward: Establish contact with Xanatos, ???)

[ ] Reach out to Syndrome
DC 85
You'll be frank with yourself- Syndrome flat-out hates you. You're not really sure why, maybe it's got something to do with being a self-made man, or maybe you offended him somehow when producing your last musical number. Either way it's going to be hard getting him to play ball, but having a fellow tinker to collaborate with may bear fruit.

(Reward: Establish contact with Syndrome, ???)

[ ] Reach out to Shego
DC 105
Really? Most Hated Enemy Shego? The same Shego who constantly refuses your emails and won't even come to the table about giving up your rightfully owned half of Colorado? You… suppose you could, but it'll be hard for her to take you seriously…

(Reward: Establish contact with Shego, ???)

[ ] Reach out to Glomgold
DC 70
The richest duck in the world is predictably pompous. While he's not the type of guy you'd invite to lunch he knows his way around a corporate boardroom, a trait which could be invaluable in a collaboration. Besides, both of you are known for your love of eccentric expenditures! On the other hand, he's notoriously greedy and might end up stiffing you in the end.

(Reward: Establish contact with Glomgold, ???)

[ ] Reach out to Khan
DC 65
Khan's corporate empire is a lot more subtle. Instead of consolidating in a few states or cities, his company is based in a single tax haven and from there spreads out across the world to maintain a stranglehold on the world's oil and shipping lanes. An invaluable ally to be sure, but one you could potentially alienate with some of your future tech developments.

(Reward: Establish contact with Shere Khan, ???)

[ ] Reach out to Judge Doom
DC 125
The mayor of Los Angeles is an intensely creepy and humorless man. He's legally changed his first name to 'Judge' even though you're pretty sure he's not on the bar, and for some reason he doesn't seem to like you too much. He does have the entirety of the Hollywood film industry under his thumb, so maybe he's worth a talk after all.

(Reward: Establish contact with Judge Doom, ???)

[ ] Reach out to leaders of the Zaibatsu
DC 65
There's no one head of the conglomerate that's controlling most of California, or at least nobody that's public. Still, some of the biggest corporations, like Funtelligence, Sycorax or Bakaemono (Previously Kreitech), could prove useful contacts.

(Reward: Establish contact with the Zaibatzu CEOs, potential contracts with relevant companies, ???)

[ ] Recruit rogue and villainous capes
DC 55
There are all sorts of empowered individuals out there, whether riding the wings of natural, inheritable powers, spontaneous mutations, or extraordinary technological developments. Pulling some of them into your fold early on might be a good idea, especially before your rivals snap them up. Villains will be much more comfortable with your DEI mission statements, but also have a reputation for eccentricity. Then again, so do you.

(Reward: choice between several hero units, units are happily villainous but may be unpredictable)

[ ] Recruit heroic capes
DC 65
This one would be a little trickier. Since you openly declare yourself to be evil, it might be hard to find heroes willing to stay on your payroll. But there are probably a few understanding, desperate, or just confused types who would take you up on your offer if you look hard enough. Heroes tend to be more reliable and focused on the common good, but they may take issue with the company moving in a less than moral direction.

(Reward: Choice between several hero units, units are reliable but will likely have 'anti-evil' preferences.)

[ ] Develop a new OS
DC 65
ENCOM OS is the bane of everyone's existence. It crashes constantly, hogs up way more memory than should be necessary, and is probably stealing your bank data and every document you type. Unfortunately they've got an absolute monopoly on the market. It's time to change that, and with the recent ENCOM crash you've probably got a loooot more potential customers waiting.

(Reward: New source of income, general public opinion boost, increased technological edge, possible actions unlocked)

[ ] Develop a new social media platform
DC 70
Facebook and Twitter have been losing popularity lately thanks to a slew of software glitches, server crashes, and even more blatant violations of privacy than you thought possible. Now's the time to strike while the iron is hot- form your own social media platform and give everyone the online experience they deserve!

(Reward: New source of income, general public opinion boost, increased technological edge, possible actions unlocked)

[ ] Purchase a popular franchise
DC varies depending on the franchise
All of the really great dictators had their own personality cults, and what better way to cultivate yours than by appealing to the fanboys? Quite a few very popular franchises have made some exceptionally poor decisions lately because their out-of-touch owners and executives didn't seem to know what the fans really wanted. Take matters into your own hands and gain a legion of fans!

(Reward: Gain control of the specified franchise, new questline available)

[ ] Improve administrative efficiency
DC 110
As much as it pains you to admit it, you're not running things to a terribly efficient degree. Most of this stems from your lack of experience in actual governing- while you're great with science and making the laws of physics cry, you're pretty hands off in administration. By hiring some secretaries and middle managers you can take some of the edge off, allowing you to raise your Stewardship action cap per turn by one.

(Reward: Two Stewardship options available per turn)

[ ] Improve Recycling Programs
DC 45
A big part of being Greevil is learning to reduce, reuse and recycle. You've already made changes to your personal life by repurposing several of your old Inators, but in order to improve things nationwide you're going to have to give people some guidance on what proper recycling practices are. You've got it! Talking trash cans!
(Rewards: Contributes to overall Greevil image, slightly increases income as processes become more efficient, every third trashcan is given a helpful AI)

[ ]Solve the Food Situation
DC 55
So, there's a bit of an issue at the moment in that a large portion of the country's arable farmland has apparently turned into a blasted wasteland practically overnight. No breadbasket means no bread, and also no meat that lives off wheat. Supermarket shelves are already empty, and there are serious concerns that shortages are about to get even worse. The east and west still have their own farmland to work off of, and of course importation is still an option, so the coasts are all right. But for people in the center of the country, like say, you, this is a big problem.

You must take action! You've only just become the ruler of the Tri-State area, no way you're letting a famine happen on your watch. Cricket pulperies, algae farms, a Doofensmirtz Quality Bratwurst for every citizen at dinnertime. Not all of these options will be the most palatable, but it will keep your people fed.

(Reward: Significant boost to public opinion; avoid potential food insecurity problems in the near future.)

Provide Evil Job Benefits
DC 50
You just found out that OWCA has been using unpaid interns. The shame! This will not do. Ensure that all Doofania citizens have a basic degree of unemployment, healthcare, and other basic benefits, and ensure that DEI employees get the deluxe package. Enjoy three weeks in the tropics, everyone!
(Reward: small boost to public opinion, all hero units get +5 permanent loyalty, small decrease in income due to costs.)

[ ] Purchase Bueno Nacho
DC 2
The sole surviving Bueno Nacho is somewhere in downtown Middleton, and according to reviews online it's even worse than it was before the chain went extinct. For a pittance you could buy the place and be the proud new owner of a small chunk of your Most Hated Enemy's home city.

(Rewards: Property in DrakkTech, cheap food whenever, stomach cramps whenever, ??? recruitment option unlocked, Resiniferatoxin research option unlocked)

[ ] Attempt a hostile corporate takeover
DC varies depending on the corporation. Kronos Corp DC ???, DrakkTech DC 190, Xanatos Enterprises DC ???, Khan Industries DC 200, Glomgold Enterprises 375, Insuricare DC 85, Sycorax DC 120, Funtelligence DC 120, Gen-U-Tech DC 130, Bakaemono Corporation DC 110, Nightstone DC 160
The other corporations aren't coming to the table? No problem! Do things the underhanded way and gain control of them for yourself! While this is technically legal it's not likely to make you many friends in the business world. Also, some of the owners of these companies are criminally insane, and managing to cheat them out of their whole company might have consequences.

(Reward: Varies, Weakens controller of relevant corp, possible new research or technology options obtained)

[ ] Buy out a rival corporation
DC varies depending on the corporation. Chef Skinner's Gourmet Delights DC 75, McDonald's DC 80, Disney DC 45, Bethesda Softworks DC 45, EA Games DC 50, Hopper Food Group DC 55, Devtech 65, McFist Industries DC 70, Dinoco DC 65
There are some corporations that aren't rich enough to ignore you and lack the legal chops to fight a takeover, so you can just cut straight to the point and buy them out. Perfectly legal and on the level, and it won't even make you enemies aside from whatever fanboys are upset that you now own their favorite brand.

(Reward: Varies, obtain relevant corp, possible new research or technology options obtained, possible new questline unlocked)

[ ] Investigate the 'dust bowl'
DC 55
The government says that half of the Midwest was subsumed by a dust bowl so catastrophically large that the military is cordoning access and evacuation orders have already been issued months ago. Of course, they're probably lying. Sending a skilled team of investigators to take a peek might prove something! Or maybe the government's right and you're getting worked up over nothing.

(Reward: ???)

[ ] Investigate what's happening in Florida
DC 90
Tourism is down in Florida, and you're pretty sure it's not due to the mosquitos. Well, not only due to the mosquitos. Something weird is happening down there, you're sure of it! Investigating a little more thoroughly might bear fruit.

(Reward: ???)

[ ] Investigate what's happening in Oregon
DC ???
Lately Oregon has been a hotbed of weirdness. People are spotting all sorts of cryptids up there, like the Jersey Devil (who's a long way from home), the Mothman, Bigfoot, and lots of others. Despite having modern cameras on them at all times it's inexplicably hard for people to snap accurate pictures, but your instruments are better than that, right?

(Reward: ???)

[ ] Investigate what happened to Hawaii
DC 70
According to the government, Hawaii was destroyed in a prototype power plant explosion, but you're sure there's more to it than that! Come on, are you really going to trust the government? It'll take a bit of doing, since those black-suited goons like to turn everyone away, but hopefully you can find out what really happened.

(Reward: ???)

[ ] Investigate what isn't happening in Arizona
DC 85
It's kind of suspicious how nothing seems to be happening down in Arizona. You don't see the trappings of any other corporations, there's barely any gang warfare or cape crime, and the government isn't even trying to turn people away from something. Perhaps there's more to this than meets the eye, or maybe you're just getting paranoid.

(Reward: ???)

[ ] Spy on your employees
DC 45
It's not very nice, sure, but better safe than sorry. Besides, they already document most of their daily lives, what with your social media mandate, so all you really need to do is look a little deeper. Maybe one of them is up to no good… or maybe you're just being paranoid *again*.

(Reward: Discover if any of your employees are disloyal, potentially discover secrets of hero units)

[ ] Conduct corporate espionage
DC varies depending on the corporation. Kronos Corp DC 110, DrakkTech DC 95, Xanatos Enterprises DC ???, Khan Industries DC 85, Glomgold Enterprises ???, Insuricare DC 50, Sycorax DC 120, Funtelligence DC ???, Gen-U-Tech DC 120, Bakaemono Corporation DC 100, Bueno Nacho DC 2, Nightstone DC 129
This is very slightly illegal, but hey, you're already evil. You should probably expect some huge PR disaster if you're found out, not to mention sending what's left of your reputation into the basement.

(Reward: access to some secrets or technology you wouldn't have otherwise.)

[ ] Look into aliens
DC ???
You've got no tangible proof but you're pretty sure aliens exist. You could attempt to try and find signs of intelligent life out there, but without anything to go on you'd be taking a huge stab in the dark. Who knows, you might get lucky!

(Reward: Possible confirmation of alien life)

[ ] Research Flubber
DC 75
This odd violation of thermodynamics is supposedly responsible for the incident that wiped an entire island chain off the map, so public opinion of the stuff is understandably at an all-time low. You'd have to be a fool to ignore the potential though- in addition to energy, you're sure there's a laundry list of things you could do with it!

(Reward: Unlocks multiple Flubber-based research actions.)

[ ] Complete the Super Mongol Serum
DC 40
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.'s work on making Genghis Khan 300% more Khan was unexpectedly successful and then quite expectedly ruined. However, enough data of the original attempt survived that you could probably make another attempt.

Success re-creates the crit from the previous 'Genghis Khan action', providing Genghis with what that crit would have given him. You cannot re-crit again on this crit roll no matter how well you roll.

[ ] Research AI
DC 95
Robotics are pretty good today, everyone knows that, but even the best robots still have these odd little quirks. Either through programming or physical design, it's glaringly obvious that you're no longer dealing with a human. With some research you could make headway into bridging this gap and developing AI that are closer to passing the Turing test than ever before.

(Reward: General fame and fortune, technological edge, more actions unlocked)

[ ] Develop a flying car
DC 80
Flying cars have been mankind's dream ever since The Jetsons aired! You'll need to update the designs a little so they don't look like they crawled out of a Kronos factory, and probably bribe a few senators to pass legislation allowing the things. Oh, and you'll actually have to develop the technology.

(Reward: General fame and fortune, slight government disapproval, ???)

[ ] Develop energy weaponry
DC 75
You've got the basics down but have failed to make it truly accessible so far. The laser weapons you can currently build are large, unwieldy, expensive to develop and even more expensive to fire. Perhaps with some research you could reduce them down to a man-portable size.

(Rewards: Bonuses to some martial rolls, other tech options become available later on)

[ ] Research Greevil Power
DC 65
The problem with a lot of green power is that it's not only not evil, it's inefficient to boot! They say wind power is nice and all, but how many kilowatts per hour does it really produce? Not many! Look into something far more efficient, like Evil Biofuel refined from Evil Algal Cultures!

(Reward: New research options unlocked, general fame and fortune)

[ ] Begin the Doofenshmirtz Evil Space Program
DC ???, higher DC indicates higher initial success
Space. The final frontier. The one place you've never managed to crack with any sort of regularity. Sure, you've sent up the odd satellite or twenty, and you even had some plans for a space station in the works, but that literally never got off of the ground. Instead of expanding outward, you can expand upward! Imagine the possibilities! Space Science! A vantage point to spy for aliens unobstructed by a pesky atmosphere! An asteroid belt filled to the brim with valuable minerals!

(Reward: Space program started, research options unlocked, questline unlocked)

[ ] Try and induce superpowers
DC ???
There's no one 'event' that can definitively be linked to giving someone powers. Some people are born with them, some develop them spontaneously, and others choose to rely on fantastic technology. There's got to be a pattern in there, though, the scientist in you refuses to believe otherwise! By all rights everyone who takes a bath in radioactive waste should be dead within a week, but you'll somehow get that tenth guy who can breathe radioactive lasers. What gives?

( Rewards: ???, ???, possible new research option, possible new Hero unit, possible new rival?)

[ ] Research fusion power
DC ???
Cold fusion is in the Journal of Irreproducible Results, so maybe you just want to stick with the normal kind instead. This would take care of your power problems for the next few millennia and drive Mr. Khan out of business! It might even win you a Nobel prize if those schmucks over in Stockholm will just get over what happened back in '07.

[ ] Spend time with Vanessa
You've been pretty busy these past few months, what with the country almost collapsing and everything. Why not spend some quality time with your daughter?

Reward revealed: Unlocks Vanessa as a hero unit. 19/100

[ ] Browse online for interesting stories
Sure, most of what you find online is crap, but you might just stumble across something that'll end up being useful. Whether that's a rumor that will pan out, an online blueprint, or just the next popular viral video is all up to chance.

[ ] Start writing a musical
You've written a couple musical numbers in your day and you've got a penchant for showtunes. Put them all together in a glorious musical that can actually be performed on Broadway, assuming they forgive you for what happened back in '11!

[ ] Take self-defense classes
You will readily admit that you are not quite the peak of physical perfection. What with the hunch, the gangly limbs, lack of coordination, and general left-footedness. Taking some self-defense classes may at least somewhat ameliorate the issue.

[ ] Acquire tickets to the Kronos gala- Must be completed before Turn 7 November/December 2015 to attend
That rat Syndrome has sent tickets to Khan, Glomgold, Xanatos, even some of those stooges from the Zaibatsu, but he never sent any to you! Well, he never sent any to Shego, but they hate each other! Why didn't you get one?! Try and acquire some tickets so you can see what his tech gala is all about!
(Reward: ??? Quest)

[ ] Tinker with your Inators
No matter how big your evil schemes get, you will always have time for the creations that started it all. If you choose to roll on the inator table, you can roll twice and choose an inator.

[ ] Chat with the Bossman
Your employees are valuable resources in the pursuit of evil. You should see how they are doing. Choose a hero to spend time with. That hero gains a +10 to loyalty for the next 3 turns. This option can sometimes also lead to learning more about your chosen hero, possibly granting new traits or events.

[ ] Give a project your 'personal attention' (3 personal actions)
- [ ] Write In:
Spend all your free time on ensuring a project goes off as smoothly as possible!

[ ] Bond with Max
You've spent a lot of time these past couple months moving around and looking for jobs. Now that your living situation is pretty secure you should spend some time with your son!

(Reward revealed: Unlocks Max as a hero unit 31/100)

[ ] Do some home gardening
Sure, all the Japanese maples make the place look different from back in Spoonerville, but the concept is still the same, right? Do some gardening, take a load off, and maybe grow some food that isn't produced in a vat.

[ ] Finish your degree online
The incident at the X-Games pretty quickly put an end to your plans for a degree. Fortunately all sorts of colleges offer online degrees now, and you've got just enough time to try and finish one! Not only would this make you feel better about yourself, it might have some actual effects on your job, too!

[ ] Find Mickey or [ ] Find Donald
Donald and Mickey have dropped off the grid recently. While the occasional Christmas card has proven they're not dead, you're not sure where they are and for some reason they're not saying. Now that you don't have to worry about finding a job you can devote some time to finding your old friends.

[ ] Look into Pete
Your old... well, maybe 'friend' is pushing it. Neighbor? Your old neighbor has dropped off the grid as well without so much as a goodbye. While that does sound like him you're sure he'd at least give you a call to gloat about something, but so far there's been no communication. Take a look into what he's doing now that his car dealership is long gone.

[ ] Work for Dr. D
-[ ] Which project?

[ ] Learn English
Ancient Mongolian is not a very effective means of communicating anything aside from hostile intent. If Temujin is going to function in the modern world he's going to need to learn to speak English. This will likely increase at least some of his non-combat capabilities.

Who will teach Genghis Khan english?
-[Write-In]

[ ] Practice Mongolian Throat Singing
Music is a universal language. The world will listen to the song of your people, and the memory of the steppes will live on. Tengri knows what will come of this.

[ ] Find a new steed
A Mongol without his horse is a Mongol without his soul. Find a mount worthy of the Khan of Khans. The results of this option will depend on what sort of creatures you currently have access to.

[ ] Work for Dr. D
-[ ] Which project?

[ ] Personally oversee ACME product testing
While you no longer have the title of CEO, you are still technically in charge of ACME. It behooves you to oversee the process of making sure ACME products maintain the standard of quality they are known for.
[ ] Personally oversee trying to catch the Road Runner
Having major stakes in an evil megacorporation is nice and all, but it isn't exactly your sole motivation in life; this is. You spend your action attempting what you've been trying to do for ages, only this time you'll get them for sure.

[ ] Set up a trap
If there is one thing you and Doof have in common, it is a love of trapmaking. Why not throw together some sort of impressive imprisonment and see what comes of it?

[ ] Work for Dr. Doofenshmirtz
-[ ] Which project?

"Uh… I'm afraid that after the, uh… 'everything' that's happened… the Major's kinda thrown himself into his work. He can't take any personal actions yet, but mmmmaybe if you get him to the point that he doesn't, y'know, hate your guts? Like maybe -10 loyalty?"

"Can it, Karl!"

[ ] Work for Doof (Only option)
-[ ] Which project?