Your 15th birthday was the worst day ever. A cuddly creature promised you: you can make this better. You can change your mother's fate-- your fate, if you so desire. Can you outrun this?
You control the destiny of Humanity as an interstellar empire, but who knows what evils lurk out there in the unknown depths of the Final Frontier? Thankfully, though, you have Magical Girls on your side...
Be the planeswalking magical girl! Explore new worlds! Practice healthy self-immolation! Learn all the magic! Deal with the irritating crises before you! (slowly deal with your issues)
ersatz
[er-zahts, -sahts, er-zahts, -sahts]
noun
2.
an artificial substance or article used to replace something natural or genuine; a substitute.
So you think you can save her, Love?