Extra Adventure 1: Quest for Comfy (3)
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
[X] Transform into Human form to exonerate yourself of Cat Crimes.
These Humans must think that Best Cat is guilty of cat crimes! Impossible, Best Cats can never be responsible for cat crimes.
Because they are best.
This is known throughout the land.
So clearly they must be... dog people.
So, you hate to do this, but you must become Human to exonerate yourself of cat crimes.
It is the only way.
In a flash, you become Human again. But you're still in the sack!
And they're picking it up!
Oh no, Best Cat plan is not perfect!
"Oof, this is heavier than I remember," the man grunts, "Alright kitty, here we go..."
You feel them carrying you somewhere. Where? You must ask them.
Once you are out of the bag.
"You're back, I see," a new voice speaks. A woman?
"Yeah boss, we grabbed some collateral," the man speaks again, "She didn't have much."
"...A futon," the woman continues levelly, "Your collateral is a futon."
"Yeah, but we also got her pet," the second man adds, and you feel yourself being moved... and suddenly you're out on the ground! Concrete, hard, only fifth-ranked on places to sleep.
"Nyaa," you blink up at the two men and the woman from your place on the ground, sprawled out on your back, "Best Cat is clearly Human and innocent of cat crimes. Release Best Cat."
All three of them stare speechlessly down at you.
"...You kidnapped someone," the woman blinks owlishly, "You kidnapped a nekomimi cosplayer."
"...I... I could have sworn we grabbed a cat. A pet," the first man mutters, "Could have sworn."
"Not just you," the second man chimes in, "Was definitely a cat. I can back you up on that."
The woman looks incredulously at the other two, "Does this look like a cat?!"
"Er, no boss," the first man cringes, "but it did when we grabbed it."
"...You two have to lay off on the product," she scowls, "Go into the back to sober up. Morons."
The men totter away in a daze while the woman sighs, looking back to you, "Sorry about that, I have no idea how those two idiots thought that you were a cat. Are you okay?"
You look around. Big empty room. Well, not empty, you see some furniture, boxes, some cars... oooh, this is a warehouse! Pink Girl once took you to one!
"Best Cat is fine," you reply, looking to the woman to take in her appearance. A bit older, short black hair that cuts off at her neck. Business suit.
Didn't Madokamom dress like this? Yeah, but obviously not Madokamom.
"...So... third person. Okay," she helps you to your feet, "Are you like a maid at a cat cafe or something? Did those dumbasses shoot you up with mushrooms or bash your head?"
You just stare at her, "...Pet me."
"...No," she answers levelly, "whatever. Just... you can leave. My apologies for the conduct of my men. You... can leave, right? Do you need to rest for a bit first?"
You would go back to Pink Girl, but around you are...
So...
Many...
BOXES!!!
[] Box Time.
[] Find soft place. Sleep.
[] Call for Pink Girl in your mind so she can find you!
[] Sniff new person. That's what you do to new people. You sniff them.
These Humans must think that Best Cat is guilty of cat crimes! Impossible, Best Cats can never be responsible for cat crimes.
Because they are best.
This is known throughout the land.
So clearly they must be... dog people.
So, you hate to do this, but you must become Human to exonerate yourself of cat crimes.
It is the only way.
In a flash, you become Human again. But you're still in the sack!
And they're picking it up!
Oh no, Best Cat plan is not perfect!
"Oof, this is heavier than I remember," the man grunts, "Alright kitty, here we go..."
You feel them carrying you somewhere. Where? You must ask them.
Once you are out of the bag.
"You're back, I see," a new voice speaks. A woman?
"Yeah boss, we grabbed some collateral," the man speaks again, "She didn't have much."
"...A futon," the woman continues levelly, "Your collateral is a futon."
"Yeah, but we also got her pet," the second man adds, and you feel yourself being moved... and suddenly you're out on the ground! Concrete, hard, only fifth-ranked on places to sleep.
"Nyaa," you blink up at the two men and the woman from your place on the ground, sprawled out on your back, "Best Cat is clearly Human and innocent of cat crimes. Release Best Cat."
All three of them stare speechlessly down at you.
"...You kidnapped someone," the woman blinks owlishly, "You kidnapped a nekomimi cosplayer."
"...I... I could have sworn we grabbed a cat. A pet," the first man mutters, "Could have sworn."
"Not just you," the second man chimes in, "Was definitely a cat. I can back you up on that."
The woman looks incredulously at the other two, "Does this look like a cat?!"
"Er, no boss," the first man cringes, "but it did when we grabbed it."
"...You two have to lay off on the product," she scowls, "Go into the back to sober up. Morons."
The men totter away in a daze while the woman sighs, looking back to you, "Sorry about that, I have no idea how those two idiots thought that you were a cat. Are you okay?"
You look around. Big empty room. Well, not empty, you see some furniture, boxes, some cars... oooh, this is a warehouse! Pink Girl once took you to one!
"Best Cat is fine," you reply, looking to the woman to take in her appearance. A bit older, short black hair that cuts off at her neck. Business suit.
Didn't Madokamom dress like this? Yeah, but obviously not Madokamom.
"...So... third person. Okay," she helps you to your feet, "Are you like a maid at a cat cafe or something? Did those dumbasses shoot you up with mushrooms or bash your head?"
You just stare at her, "...Pet me."
"...No," she answers levelly, "whatever. Just... you can leave. My apologies for the conduct of my men. You... can leave, right? Do you need to rest for a bit first?"
You would go back to Pink Girl, but around you are...
So...
Many...
BOXES!!!
[] Box Time.
[] Find soft place. Sleep.
[] Call for Pink Girl in your mind so she can find you!
[] Sniff new person. That's what you do to new people. You sniff them.
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