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Emergency Meeting of the Ancestor Cult Conclave of the Karaz Ankor
"So, you stole the victim's coin purse."
"Yes."
"Then took it to a gambling house."
"Yep."
"Where you managed to win a 'preposterous' sum of money."
"Eventually. Luck of the draw you know?"
"Which you then proceeded to spend on a random assortment of junk from a pawnbroker."
"Amazing what you can find in the bargain bins."
"You then went on an incomprehensibly convoluted set of, in your own words, 'swap quests'-"
"Some of those had really interesting backstories around them."
"which eventually resulted in you owning the victim's ancestral relic."
"And a rather nice lamp."
"You then broke into the victim's house-"
"The locks were just as sound when I left as when I arrived."
"and left the relic, along with a large sack of coins, on the victim's bed."
"Well I didn't need the thing."
"… Mr Ranald I don't know whether to punch you or kiss you."
 
I feel like Sage dice made an comeback, that would drive anybody to drink.
oh theyve been here

Kinda feels like it'd be stealing Exmorri's shtick... Which is admittedly perfect for Ranald.

Couldn't find any great images of Ranald though, which is a shame.

Edit: double post removal
This is amazing.

But it's not in a threadmark, so I think I'll put it down as a joke until it shows up in a threadmark proper.
I mean, the same thing happened when the Black College great deed went through, with the emperors proclamation

Note how it is also out of threadmark
WHEREAS, it has come to the attention of His Majesty Emperor Luitpold I that the Imperial Citizens of Eastern Stirland are suffering under the yoke of Vampiric Oppression;
WHEREAS, it is known that the Colleges of Magic are bound by the Articles of Imperial Magic, as laid down by Emperor Magnus the Pious (S·T·T·L);
WHEREAS, it is recognized that the Colleges of Magic are Empowered and Required to seek out and combat the dark forces of Necromancy throughout the Empire;
IT IS DECREED, that the Colleges of Magic are given full and complete permission to unleash any and all magics, enchantments, abilities and allies they see fit that are permitted under the Articles of Imperial Magic;
IT IS DECREED, that the aforementioned permissions explicitly include the application of the restricted powers known as Battle Magics, and those that specialize in their applications;
IT IS DECREED, that this declaration will be in effect for the entirety of the realm of Eastern Stirland, that some know as Sylvania;
IT IS DECREED, that this declaration will be in effect from this day until the last Vampire is driven from the Empire's borders.
May Sigmar have mercy on their souls.

Proclaimed at the Imperial Palace of Altdorf on this the 12th Day of Erntezeit.
Signed by the Emperor Luitpold von Holswig-Schliestein the First.
Signed by the Supreme Patriarch Dragomas of the Amber Order.
 
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That said I'm super confused by this because what's the next step? Ranald followers getting persecuted by Dwarves? Being entered into the Damaz Kron is a big fucking deal.. :/

I suppose if Mathilde is now a dwarf to the Karaz_ankor :thonk: then we can be the ancestor god of dwarven wizards.... :V
 
By rescuing Vlag we outdone Kragg, Teclis and every other living dwarf.
Not quite. This is basically what Thorgrim did to earn himself the kingship.
An announcement from the Emergency Meeting of the Ancestor Cult Conclave of the Karaz Ankor, hosted in Karaz-a-Karak.

After certain confidential information was vouchsafed to this body by a source of undoubtable repute, a Grudge is hereby leveled against the being, spirit, force, ancestor, demiurge, and/or anthropomorphic personification commonly known as Ranald, believed to originate somewhere in our about the continent called The Old World, for the crime of theft of a disembodied Dwarven soul, which has subsequently been incarnated in the form of an Umgi.

Reparation or vengeance for said Grudge is to be postponed pending the full and proper evaluation of the consequences of those actions, which may be considered to mitigate, in whole or in part, those actions.

Witnessed and entered into the Book of Grudges by the High King.
On the otherhand, if this is true and not a joke, we might have fucked up and gotten a grudge declared against our god... Shit. Apparently we did too well. I thought Dwarves give a chance for the accused to explain themselves?
 
That said I'm super confused by this because what's the next step? Ranald followers getting persecuted by Dwarves? Being entered into the Damaz Kron is a big fucking deal.. :/

I suppose if Mathilde is now a dwarf to the Karaz_ankor :thonk: then we can be the ancestor god of dwarven wizards.... :V

It is noted that the dwarfs are still uncertain if the grudge has already been repaid (by Mathilde's actions). Presumably they will ask the 'lost soul' if she is happy being umgi and a wizard before settling anything.
 
That said I'm super confused by this because what's the next step? Ranald followers getting persecuted by Dwarves? Being entered into the Damaz Kron is a big fucking deal..
Note that the last bit is "any reparations or persecution is to be suspended until the result of this grudge is weighted, as it may have repaid itself" or something like that. I can't currently be arsed to find the post to quote it.

Edit: Ninja'd
 
An announcement from the Emergency Meeting of the Ancestor Cult Conclave of the Karaz Ankor, hosted in Karaz-a-Karak.

After certain confidential information was vouchsafed to this body by a source of undoubtable repute, a Grudge is hereby leveled against the being, spirit, force, ancestor, demiurge, and/or anthropomorphic personification commonly known as Ranald, believed to originate somewhere in our about the continent called The Old World, for the crime of theft of a disembodied Dwarven soul, which has subsequently been incarnated in the form of an Umgi.

Reparation or vengeance for said Grudge is to be postponed pending the full and proper evaluation of the consequences of those actions, which may be considered to mitigate, in whole or in part, those actions.

Witnessed and entered into the Book of Grudges by the High King.

Well that just happened.

Did we unofficially become Dwarf?

No we unofficially became dwarf.

Officially we have always been dwarf.

Huh. God it's been so long since the quest started... I have kids now

It's been like two years according to thread? Or am I missing something?

But congrats on the kids!

....maybe running protector for the expeditiom wasnt too smart. there is such a thing as too much success

There is no such thing like to much success until we stand utop the corpse of a slain chaos god.
 
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