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[X] Plan Redshirt v5 (Different Max Action)

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[X] Plan Redshirt v5
[X] Plan Max Gun, Lucky Tower, Spidermaster
[X] Plan Barad-dûr V.2 Skaven Edition
 
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But isn't the whole point of going there to level up? Don't need to level up to level up.
I mean, you kinda do? You don't push a fresh recruit into battle if you can avoid it,. You train them first and try to give them experience before they need to risk their life in battle. If we're going up against Dark Elves, they're a big step up in general lethality compared to Orcs and Skaven, so wanting to be in top form before fighting them is a perfectly normal concern.

Also, we're gonna be fighting with Shadow Warriors, Elves known for their skill at being sneaky assassins. It makes sense to train those kind of skills as best we can before visiting, so we have the best chance to learn by observing and working with Elves with literally hundreds of years of experience doing this sort of thing.
 
How come the good guys don't just go to the Chaos Dwarfs and kill them all?
For what purpose? Chaos dwarfs are rather low on threat priority list.

For the most part, they just kinda stay in their lands and don't bother others much. As opposed to Norska. And vampires. And orcs. And beastmen. And you get the idea.
 
How come the good guys don't just go to the Chaos Dwarfs and kill them all?
Because they're behind the World's Edge Mountains with massive hordes of Greenskins and volcanic terrain in the way. Plus the Chaos Dwarfs themselves are an industrialized power who can flatten would-be invaders.

EDIT: Though that does raise the question of how the hell trade caravans make it through the Dark Lands.
Chaos Dwarfs own everything down to the Black Fortress and runs river monitor patrols down River Ruin to the Sea of Dread. How the hell do people cross it? It's polluted to hell and back too so the entire region's poisoned.

@BoneyM what do regular caravans look like? What's their normal path on this map? What's the success rate of eastern trade expeditions?
 
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@Redshirt Army can we afford the favour cost of your plan? We have 11 favours, but to my count your plan costs 12: 10 for the Patriarch, 1 for lessons on spells, 1 for lessons on enchantment.
 
For what purpose? Chaos dwarfs are rather low on threat priority list.

They are a big part of where a lot of the chaos factions get their gear. from high-end stuff to just gargantuan piles of mundane weapons and armor.

How come the good guys don't just go to the Chaos Dwarfs and kill them all?

My understanding is that they at least as good at making fortresses as dwarfs, but have a lot more ablative fodder to throw in front of attackers. On top of that, they live a long ways away in the middle of the badlands. Any army marching on them would be under constant attacks by orks, Skaven, and various gribbles. The army might be fine, but its logistical trail would be fucked. So you would need to mount a massive expedition though very hostile territory, and then seige down a dwarf level mountain fortress, only with demons built into it. It might be possible but it would take a massive effort and would be costly in blood and treasure, and may not work.
 
I'm totslly down for becoming the avatar of Uglu BTW, Malekith being avatar in canon STILL makes no sense. The guy uses Dhar, not Uglu! And again, Picture Mathilde rocking the Sindbad: Legend of the 7 Seas Eris look.

I do think the throwing star is important as well, if only to know if the dhar burning belt will work on the poison or not.

As for college favors... if we put out a paper, that should give us at LEAST 1 favor, so we can probably afford the 12 favor price... unless that plan doesn't include papers? IDK.

EDIT: Eshin'd.
 
This is very true. An enemy who knows about the tower is probably likely to send elite mountain-climbing or flying units to take out the tower prior to the assault, or send assassins to kill the operator. But turning Karak Eight Peaks into a puzzle boss fight where you need to bring a strike team to get rid of the tower/wizard and then also enough siege weapons to beat the dwarf cannons at the gate and then also enough troops to outfight them once you get through is a hell of a lot better than not having the Karak have a "you must have flying elites or sneaky assassins to win" sign outside.

So one can see why Belegar is super excited about having an extra shell of defense on this one. And why we'll need to make sure there are plenty of alarms and sentries in case of climbers and some kind of AA emplacement for toughening up the requirements to overcome the tower.
Also, depending on the scale of the planned project, Mathilde might go, 'Oh no, my awesome tower of kickass! Okay, everyone retreat to the next mountain over, where one of the backup towers is!'

If mass evacuation is infeasible, she may just take a dozen minutes to ride her shadowsteed down the tower, down the mountain, over to the next mountain and fire up the backup tower directly.
Kazador
Belegar
Asarnil
Anton
The Ulrikadin grand master
The Umagi dude we gave the torc to
The eshin assassin
That one rainbow pegasus
Our Primarch...patriarch...yeah
The supreme patriarch that liked our dragon ogre book and can turn into a storm dragon
Threesome with the Emperor/Empress for maximum Ranald
Ranald
Teclis, I'm sure she wrote really angsty Teclis/slash in college
Alith Anar...once we do our internship
That one awesome priest of Sigmar.
I'm sure I've missed some.
That is how eyes work
 
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How on earth do the Chaos Dwarfs still even exist? The Dark Lands are barren, utterly inhospitable to agriculture, and any food shipments have to travel hundreds of miles over hostile terrain. Even places within the Empire occasionally suffer starvation despite the ground being infinitely better for growing food and shorter distances to food sources. It doesn't make sense at all for the Chaos Dwarfs to get enough food to feed themselves, let alone enough for their hordes of slaves.

This isn't even getting into the fact that they'd probably have way more issues with people killing each other than vanilla dwarfs what with being Chaos.
 
How on earth do the Chaos Dwarfs still even exist? The Dark Lands are barren, utterly inhospitable to agriculture, and any food shipments have to travel hundreds of miles over hostile terrain. Even places within the Empire occasionally suffer starvation despite the ground being infinitely better for growing food and shorter distances to food sources. It doesn't make sense at all for the Chaos Dwarfs to get enough food to feed themselves, let alone enough for their hordes of slaves.

This isn't even getting into the fact that they'd probably have way more issues with people killing each other than vanilla dwarfs what with being Chaos.

It's a reoccurring shortfalling of warhammer that only the order factions seem to need stuff like food or logistics.
 
How on earth do the Chaos Dwarfs still even exist? The Dark Lands are barren, utterly inhospitable to agriculture, and any food shipments have to travel hundreds of miles over hostile terrain. Even places within the Empire occasionally suffer starvation despite the ground being infinitely better for growing food and shorter distances to food sources. It doesn't make sense at all for the Chaos Dwarfs to get enough food to feed themselves, let alone enough for their hordes of slaves.

This isn't even getting into the fact that they'd probably have way more issues with people killing each other than vanilla dwarfs what with being Chaos.
volcano have pretty fertile soil IIRC

so they probably took the soil and use it to farm something
 
It's a reoccurring shortfalling of warhammer that only the order factions seem to need stuff like food or logistics.

Like how Norsca never fails to summon an nearly inexhaustible amount of oversized beefy marauders to act as a meatshield for Chaos despite the extreme harsh living conditions not allowing for any kind of sizeable population growth, then again Chaos followers are favoured by more then just the Dark Gods...
 
How on earth do the Chaos Dwarfs still even exist? The Dark Lands are barren, utterly inhospitable to agriculture, and any food shipments have to travel hundreds of miles over hostile terrain. Even places within the Empire occasionally suffer starvation despite the ground being infinitely better for growing food and shorter distances to food sources. It doesn't make sense at all for the Chaos Dwarfs to get enough food to feed themselves, let alone enough for their hordes of slaves.

This isn't even getting into the fact that they'd probably have way more issues with people killing each other than vanilla dwarfs what with being Chaos.
They're Dwarfs, they probably run massive magma-fueled aeroponic farms or something. Plus as Chaos-mutated Dwarfs I can see them being able to subsist on nothing but cave mushrooms as needs must.

It's the slaves that are the problem, since there's no source of food pure enough to keep regular folks alive over there. Good thing the Chaos Dwarfs have turned Greenskin slavery into an arcane-science, especially since greenskins produce their own food via giving off spores for squigs and edible fungi.
 
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