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An alternative option is that the disappearances of some of their sons to the Damsels/Lady is a sore point to many Bretonnians, so a Glade Lord who dosklikes them has lesser fey assume the appearance of Bretonnian children either simply to be a dick or more strategically to try to undermine their faith in their Goddess or the reversed leverage it by suggesting she's more in league with the Asrai than she actually is
Although I agree that the Asrai are capable of extraordinary cruelty on fae-like motivations, I was under the impression that their political leadership agreed that a strong Bretonnia was generally good for them provided they didn't get Ideas. Why would the Glade Lords seek to enrage them, and what are they doing actually entertaining Brettonian envoys in the first place instead of just disappearing anyone who spends too long too deep in the woods?
 
Although I agree that the Asrai are capable of extraordinary cruelty on fae-like motivations, I was under the impression that their political leadership agreed that a strong Bretonnia was generally good for them provided they didn't get Ideas. Why would the Glade Lords seek to enrage them, and what are they doing actually entertaining Brettonian envoys in the first place instead of just disappearing anyone who spends too long too deep in the woods?

The Asrai are no more united than any of the other major polities are. Different Glade Lords will have different opinions on Bretonnia and how deep and friendly they want relations to be with them. Ariel and Orion aren't absolute monarchs, I believe.

A Glade Lord could well see the necessity to work with them but personally despise them as lesser beings that need reminding of their place so take every opportunity for petty cruelty, or see it as a pragmatic way to put Bretonnian diplomats off their game, or simply seen how pages are used in Bretonnian courts and are having lesser fey imitate them, as there aren't enough young elves to do it and you wouldn't have what look like elves act as servants in front of humans anyway.
 
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……..Completely and utterly bizarre.
Well, at least my end conclusion remains intact.

Chaos submersibles, honestly…
Fun fact: Chaos Dwarves are not the only ones with submarines:
People were playing around with submarine designs shockingly early in history, but with sails for them being impossible and oars being very troublesome you really need some sort of engine to do anything interesting with them. So if Gyrocopters are a thing, there's no reason for Nautili not to be.
We just haven't had the occasion to actually see a Nautilus in action. Piloting those things is one of the riskiest jobs in the Karaz Ankor, and they don't get the accolades that Gyrocopter pilots do because they're not nearly as visible.
 
If you're in the Old World, and you want to trade without the Asur being involved, there's only two ports to go to: Barak Varr and Uzkulak, and one of those is closed to anyone with an outstanding grudge against them.

The Chaos Dwarves are very careful about maintaining neutrality in their main connection to the outside world, no matter how the rest of their civilization acts.

And to build context on how careful they are about maintaining Neutrality, even for there most hated enemies the Karaz Ankor Dwarves, who as a reminder they despise, they will maintain and extend Neutrality so long as they are within Uzkulak.

This extends to Karaz Ankor Dwarves and people directly working for Karaz Ankor Dwarves while being decked out in their top gear?
Also, how does Mathilde know this sure enough to be at all confident?

It extends to everyone.

Chaos Dwarves believe they were abandoned by the Ancestor Gods and the Karaz Ankor, which is why they 'had' to convert to Hashut. So they hated other Dwarves right from the beginning.
 
Of all the things I expected in Warhammer, sub warfare wasn't one of them.
It does, however, sound Very Cool.

Additionally, Nautilus crews, along with Gyrocopter pilots, are pretty... Intense.

They don't want to become a Master for the sake of becoming a Master, they want to become a Master to fly a gyrocopter in the defence of their Karak. This isn't about having a well-paying job or having the prestige of being able to wear the fancy hat and welcome the passengers aboard over the intercom, this is about strapping themselves to a hunk of metal filled with ethanol, gunpowder, and steam so they can strafe and drop bombs on a whole bunch of Orcs. Gyrocopter pilots are up there with Nautilus crews as being basically one step below Slayers.

We had to recruit Adela to be our pilot because the dwarf pilots we were using were on the verge of a mental breakdown because they hadn't been able to bomb a single orc.

Now take that attitude, and put it underwater.
 
Additionally, Nautilus crews, along with Gyrocopter pilots, are pretty... Intense.



We had to recruit Adela to be our pilot because the dwarf pilots we were using were on the verge of a mental breakdown because they hadn't been able to bomb a single orc.

Now take that attitude, and put it underwater.
I mean, not quite. They were perfectly fine with using us for training hours.

But we wouldn't be able to get a pilot permanently attached for that reason.
 
Additionally, Nautilus crews, along with Gyrocopter pilots, are pretty... Intense.



We had to recruit Adela to be our pilot because the dwarf pilots we were using were on the verge of a mental breakdown because they hadn't been able to bomb a single orc.

Now take that attitude, and put it underwater.

And the reason for why Dawi pilots are like that in the first place was explained in the first place as the training towards being a pilot along with the structure of the organization encouraging these trends for one particular goal as noted in the post below. Which is also likely why Nautilus crews are likely selected for a similar purpose.

A Dwarf pilot almost always come from either an Engineering or Piloting Clan and they are almost always Apprenticed to someone they are related to, often their father or uncle. Once they finish their Apprenticeship they 'Journey' by piloting their Master's gyrocopter on non-combat missions, like high-altitude scouting or taking messages and mail between Holds - or on unusual trips for which there is no existing pilot, like delivering Gyrocopters that have been commissioned by and built for other Holds or piloting a Gyrocarriage that belongs to a VIP. They become a Master only when there is a Gyrocopter that needs a pilot, either because their Master died or retired, another pilot has died without a Journeyman of their own, or because a new one has finished construction, and they will fly that Gyrocopter until it is destroyed or until they die or retire. This is a system built for the single purpose of producing combat pilots that are willing to die to protect their Karak. There's no 'excess' pilots looking for work, and no for-profit piloting schools that money can be thrown at.
 
I'm sorry, what now, why and how?

Edit: If they regulalry deploy in the Empire itself, how can their existence be a secret?
They aren't a secret

Sure the average Imperial citizen doesn't know about them, owing to distance more than anything, but they aren't a conspiracy
To anyone to whom knowing about Chaos Dwarves is important, they know about them

Every caravan travelling the Silk Road has to scoot past the Chaos Dwarves
One Professor has personally fought Chaos Dwarves. Did so during an attack on his caravan. A paltry skirmish with their lowest soldiers. Very respected, treated as an authority.

Qrech is literally writing entire books on the subject of Chaos Dwarves under his pen name Quirin, and having those books published in libraries all around the Empire
"And then I shall teach," Qrech says, in between carefully gnawing a fresh point onto his quill. "And in doing so, reveal the vulnerabilities of the Chaos Dwarves to the surface races. Every blow that weakens them will strengthen Moulder."
"And when all respect my words as master of the doom of the eastern foes? A book. All Qrech's knowledge carved onto wood and stamped onto a hundred, a thousand copies. And when those books grow old, copied into new books. I have read of the Ambush at Mount Cragg, words from ten lifetimes ago. The Battle of Kurgel's Gulch from fifty lifetimes ago. The song of Sir Baldrin of Brionne from seventy lifetimes ago." He chitters, patting the spines of his books. "Qrech will die, but Qrech's words will outlive all. Even the favoured who get the long-life concoctions. Even Throt. Even Lord Verminkin."

The Dwarves, for their part, really dislike ever talking about the Chaos Dwarves with others, but they acknowledge that it isn't reasonable to demand that humans kindly pretend they don't exist when they're literally supplying Daemon Canons to Chaos hordes
While the Dwarves absolutely do not wish to discuss the topic of their chaotic kinfolk, they recognize that once the Chaos Dwarves started selling daemon-cannons to chaos hordes, it stopped being at all reasonable to demand that humans pretend they didn't exist.



The biggest stumbling block with Myrielh offer is that it's all worthless Dhar based magic.

And if Mathilde wants to become the second coming of Nagash we have better ways.
Incorrect
Sorceress's have access to spells from all 8 Winds of Magic
Not just their unique Dark Magic lore
 
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Okay, this probably going to get me yelled at by several people, but I just had a thought—could we do Druchii diplomacy actions as WEB-MAT action with Egrimm.

He's the same rank as us, has similar intrigue and diplomacy to us, is fairly flexible in his morals—especially if we frame it as exploiting and stealing from the Druchii—and it would be an interesting show of force to send two high ranked mages, one light, one grey, to these negotiations.

Combine it with the Deceiver coin, and trick the Druchii into giving up more than they intended too, only to swing over to the Asur and demand a counteroffer (preferably one that includes Teclis and the ability to persist with the Waystone project).

Best of all, as a WEB-MAT action, it's AP efficient.

also we get to scare Egrimm quest with our spooky grey wizard back room deals
 
Every caravan travelling the Silk Road has to scoot past the Chaos Dwarves
There is a path that generally bypasses the Chaos Dwarves, but that involves going through the Plain of Bones, so most travellers will likely pass through either the Desolation of Azgorh, Howling Wastes, around the Plains of Zharr or across the Zorn Uzkul. All of which have a Chorf presence.
 
There is a path that generally bypasses the Chaos Dwarves, but that involves going through the Plain of Bones, so most travellers will likely pass through either the Desolation of Azgorh, Howling Wastes, around the Plains of Zharr or across the Zorn Uzkul. All of which have a Chorf presence.
Doesn't that one still have you going by the Black Fortress?
 
I wonder what the chaos dawi think about the resurgence Karak Ankor. On one hand there enemy is getting more powerful, on the other hand there is a increase in trade making the chaos Dawi richer.

Speaking of trade designing a bridge using rite of way will be fun. I personally think we should codify it so we can get the college to help build it. Maybe trade for a teacher or first see what they offer. Also building the bridge/road will prove the current elf government right. The money will also help maybe pulling elves out of elf poverty.
 
Okay, this probably going to get me yelled at by several people, but I just had a thought—could we do Druchii diplomacy actions as WEB-MAT action with Egrimm.

He's the same rank as us, has similar intrigue and diplomacy to us, is fairly flexible in his morals—especially if we frame it as exploiting and stealing from the Druchii—and it would be an interesting show of force to send two high ranked mages, one light, one grey, to these negotiations.

Combine it with the Deceiver coin, and trick the Druchii into giving up more than they intended too, only to swing over to the Asur and demand a counteroffer (preferably one that includes Teclis and the ability to persist with the Waystone project).

Best of all, as a WEB-MAT action, it's AP efficient.

also we get to scare Egrimm quest with our spooky grey wizard back room deals
Somehow, I don't think Egrimm will be particularly amused to have his time as our employee be laundered to do something that is more general and politically sensitive. It's even less justifiable than him learning Nehekharan because it's not research or Waystone related.

Like, on top of concerns of how doable this is, ethical concerns, and what he would contribute to it. We don't actually know what his Intrigue score is, only his diplomacy.
 
I still think we should learn Anoqeyån if we're planning on doing spell collaboration with elf wizards. Sure, we might be able to clunkily pull things together with only Eltharin and bits of Lingua Praestantia, but things would probably be significantly smoother if both parties could share a technical language. Boney purposefully left the methods for getting an Anoqeyån teacher open-ended, but maybe we could ask Sarvoi as a start (to see if he or someone he knows would be willing to accept a favor or something in exchange for teaching us)?
 
I can't believe people seem to be seriously suggesting we should try to play Druchi and Ulthuan against each other.
Well, i can, i have read several pages of it by now.
But it's still mind blowing.
 
I don't think we have AP to actually use anything Druch gives us. They will just go to our backlog to be examined and well...

Like we are already behind in our back log. Getting acces to even more backlog from Druchi won't make things better for anybody.
 
I still think we should learn Anoqeyån if we're planning on doing spell collaboration with elf wizards. Sure, we might be able to clunkily pull things together with only Eltharin and bits of Lingua Praestantia, but things would probably be significantly smoother if both parties could share a technical language. Boney purposefully left the methods for getting an Anoqeyån teacher open-ended, but maybe we could ask Sarvoi as a start (to see if he or someone he knows would be willing to accept a favor or something in exchange for teaching us)?

That could be step zero of collaborating to codify Rite of Way if the Queen agrees to the proposal to build the towers.
 
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