Ork Boss: "Are we just gonna let these... these Fungal-boyz steal oua jobs!?"

Boyz: "NO!"

"What're we gonna do ta 'em?"

"We gonna smash 'em!"

"Dats roight! Dis planet is not big enough for two shrooms!"

"Waaaaagh!!!"
 
Ork Boss: "Are we just gonna let these... these Fungal-boyz steal oua jobs!?"

Boyz: "NO!"

"What're we gonna do ta 'em?"

"We gonna smash 'em!"

"Dats roight! Dis planet is not big enough for two shrooms!"

"Waaaaagh!!!"

I just remembered the wh40k story where the orks landed on a planet but hat planet was sentient as it send the wildlifes against them and the orks ecided to build a huge drill to burrow deep into the planet core to kill the planet in an effort to win.

So it is not too out of place for the orks to declare war on another fungus.
 
You know what may be an thing that may be usefull to us even if comparatively low effort?
Pre packed powder, as in the amount powder warped is dry cheese cloth or tin paper great speed up the reload time of our guns.
 
"Caledor's Bane?" You say aloud, and out of the corner of your eye see some of the Eonir and Sadrina arriving at the edge of the ring of troops. "Meet Caledor's Bane."
You know when I think of this all I can think about is how Malekith is a male druchii wizard and how a male druchii wizard is fated to kill him or something of that nature.

Then I think about the magic reflecting gauntlet we have and think malekith meet male drutchii spell but I don't think that's what the elves we're going for.

To be fair malekith fucking himself over is one way that can be interpreted however he dies unless the exact wording is different.
 
You know when I think of this all I can think about is how Malekith is a male druchii wizard and how a male druchii wizard is fated to kill him or something of that nature.


Nth time reminder than Malekith's precious prophecy says fuck-all about his killer being a Drucchi, only a first-born son wielding dark magic power (like, crazy random wild shot in the dark to give an example, Nagash. Wait, who was born first, Teclis or Tyrion?).

And this prophecy isn't even guaranteed of being about him in the first place, he just assumed so, even harder than his Angmar predecessor.

Would be fun if his own magic did him in granted. But he ain't a first born son himself, Daddy had another Elf in his life before pulling a stupid and taking Morathi as a rebound.
 
Well i vote for Volken von Wuven the crazy bretonian hedge warlock that was trowed at malekiths room because Tzeench wanted a LoLz.
 
This could be me mistaken but I don't recall any actual plant matter being referenced as part of the fungal horde. So perhaps plants are immune or something. Seems weird that there aren't infected trees or something.
Well most trees can't uproot themselves to be part of a zombie horde nor to go underground to hide from the sunlight
 
Well most trees can't uproot themselves to be part of a zombie horde nor to go underground to hide from the sunlight
Well yeah but it's strange that there hasn't seemingly been any infected plants. Either the fungus can't do it which seems like a major disadvantage for a being that spreads via biological hijacking or the infection prioritises animals and it's in too early a stage to begin it's work on plants. Interesting to think about even if all this is wrong
 
Well yeah but it's strange that there hasn't seemingly been any infected plants. Either the fungus can't do it which seems like a major disadvantage for a being that spreads via biological hijacking or the infection prioritises animals and it's in too early a stage to begin it's work on plants. Interesting to think about even if all this is wrong
Likely the former, it doesn't necessarily be like the flood or technocide infestation to be scary.
 
It would suck if one of the 'quest' rewards was basically negated like that. Understandable but a sting to be sure. Hopefully they are unspored and are fine. More to the point that's two major reconstruction projects I can see, and a third on the horizon given the Beasttide. We are going to be so broke for awhile.
 
Orchards are higher on the slopes and in isolated valleys. There are also a number of the apples themselves, plus seeds, that populate Wulfenburg and other assorted Ostland settlement storehouses and other locations.

Also, the Ix are seem largely focused on chasing down large amounts of bodies of meat more than trees with fancy super apples on them - especially once the workers of said orchards evacuated. There have been no signs of vegetation suffering overmuch from their presence/passage, at least any can be seen, aside from plant life that relies/associates with interaction from insects/animals. Almost as if the Ix originally evolved on a world where what plant life there was didn't overmuch exist on the surface of it and so isn't particularly equipped or even desirous to deal with it.
 
sucks about the livestock though, as i imagine that's going to take a hit from the Ix as well. Still, cows can have more calves, and the trees and such can be used again when the Ix are driven back.
 
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