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Warhammer Fantasy: A Dynasty of Dynamic Alcoholism
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okais
Tech Arthur
- Location
- Brunei
Ulric just won't bless cannons or certain ranged weapons I think.
Underhandedness of all kinds is anathema to Ulric's nature of honour and directness. Except for attacking from ambush and using camouflage, subterfuge and deceit are forbidden. Gunpowder weapons and crossbows are also prohibited.
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Massgamer
Advance toward the Future
- Location
- The Future
Very important after we defeat a champion of Nurgle who may order his followers to plague our province in revenge and just in general considering how hostile our province is in general.
It's my hope after the war in Nordland we will personally meet Magnus since we were at the front of defeating chaos in the Empire and he gives us a reward or pledges support to us in what we need.
jwolfe_beta
Semi Genre-Savvy Overlord
- Location
- Canada
Re-vote
[X] Look Over Here
-[X] Have Priests of Simgar bless the cannonballs so when they are fired they cause lots of damage to the enemy and when they hit the portal destroy it or disrupt it enough that the Elf can do whatever she is trying to do with magic.
[X] Look Over Here
-[X] Have Priests of Simgar bless the cannonballs so when they are fired they cause lots of damage to the enemy and when they hit the portal destroy it or disrupt it enough that the Elf can do whatever she is trying to do with magic.
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- They/Them
[X] Look Over Here
-[X] Have Priests of Sigmar bless the cannonballs so when they are fired they cause lots of damage to the enemy and when they hit the portal destroy it or disrupt it enough that the Elf can do whatever she is trying to do with magic.
I am imagining him going over there and being like, "Hey, can you get your Simgar guy to bless these things or whatnot?"
"Sir, his name is Sigmar..."
"Simgar, Sigmar, same difference," he drinks down another huge gulp of alcohol.
-[X] Have Priests of Sigmar bless the cannonballs so when they are fired they cause lots of damage to the enemy and when they hit the portal destroy it or disrupt it enough that the Elf can do whatever she is trying to do with magic.
I am imagining him going over there and being like, "Hey, can you get your Simgar guy to bless these things or whatnot?"
"Sir, his name is Sigmar..."
"Simgar, Sigmar, same difference," he drinks down another huge gulp of alcohol.
Voikirium
SV's Estalia Guy
- Location
- Ruritania Illinois
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X] Look Over Here
-[X] Have Priests of Sigmar bless the cannonballs so when they are fired they cause lots of damage to the enemy and when they hit the portal destroy it or disrupt it enough that the Elf can do whatever she is trying to do with magic.
-[X] Have Priests of Sigmar bless the cannonballs so when they are fired they cause lots of damage to the enemy and when they hit the portal destroy it or disrupt it enough that the Elf can do whatever she is trying to do with magic.
- Location
- Cyberpunk capital of the world
Yes, we're looking forward to actually the man at the next electors meet.
Personally, i'm wondering if Magnus feeling up Genevieve will be canon here.
[X] Look Over Here! You have cannons, rifles, and a little bit of magic of your own, though the Ice Mages are still quite tired. If you were to set up a bombardment of the enemy with said cannons and set your knights, swordsmen, and ogres correctly, you could bleed off the forces of the enemy and potentially allow the Elves to do something. Besides, the more time you can just attack them without them managing to shamble over to you, the less casualties you'll have. Once the enemy has taken enough damage, you can move forward. Maybe the Elves will just finish off whatever doesn't attack you, maybe they won't. How many cannon balls does it take to blow up a daemonic portal?
-[X] Have Priests of Simgar bless the cannonballs so when they are fired they cause lots of damage to the enemy and when they hit the portal destroy it or distrupt it enough that the Elf can do whatever she is trying to do with magic.
-[X] Have Priests of Simgar bless the cannonballs so when they are fired they cause lots of damage to the enemy and when they hit the portal destroy it or distrupt it enough that the Elf can do whatever she is trying to do with magic.
Re-vote
[X] Look Over Here
-[X] Have Priests of Simgar bless the cannonballs so when they are fired they cause lots of damage to the enemy and when they hit the portal destroy it or disrupt it enough that the Elf can do whatever she is trying to do with magic.
[X] Look Over Here
-[X] Have Priests of Simgar bless the cannonballs so when they are fired they cause lots of damage to the enemy and when they hit the portal destroy it or disrupt it enough that the Elf can do whatever she is trying to do with magic.
Aren't we calling them hammer guy and wolf guy?
- Location
- Cyberpunk capital of the world
Genevieve Sandrine du Pointe du Lac Dieudonné
A "Wuxia French Kung Fu master barmaid vampiress blessed by Sigmar" from 1d4chan.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Genevieve_Sandrine_du_Pointe_du_Lac_Dieudonné
For a more serious intro.
http://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Genevieve
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Would be nice, yes.
You know, one reason I always figured Neferata was so pissed is that some nobody managed to get into that position, while her own Lahmians never managed to get at Magnus... probably completely missing that Magnus would be perfectly aware of any Lahmians trying shit given he's fucking Magnus.
bookwyrm
Doom of Public Libraries
- Location
- Wichita, Kansas
We have 20,000 utterly expendable, impossible to break, fanatics of our own. Why don't we use them?
[X] Plan Mano a Mano
-[X] Have the Flagellants released from their collars in the direction of the portal as a wall of humanity whose physical mass keeps the nasty gribblies from getting to our army for however long they last. (Since presumably all the stuff Chaos Warrior and above would be hanging out around the portal).
-[X] for however long they last the cannons have free reign to ruin Papa Nurgel's day. Namely by blowing up the portal and the Chaos gribblies wading through Flagellant.
-[X] this is an example of the inspiration for Ungol horse archers. (I don't even have to say anything about the Huzzars) As long as they have some distance or nearby Flagellant they can keep the Norscans busy until everything else has been killed. If things get too hot then they can slip in behind our lines with everything behind them completely incoherent.
-[X] if all else fails, the cannons miss, the ungols are overwhelmed, the flagellants are vaporized too early. Then the rest of our army, Knights, Ogres, and common swordsmen alike are to as turtles up as physically possible. Another wall, but of armor, pikes, and magic.
we're basically using all our strengths to delay, distract, and pin down Chaos while discouraging any bullshit cheating rituals by giving the Nugelites a long attritional battle at the end of the tunnel, and pissing off the Norscans by not dying.
All this leads to the Elves breaking out, throwing some magic while wearing fancy armor, and saving the day. Since that is basically the Elvish version of drinking beer.
[X] Plan Mano a Mano
-[X] Have the Flagellants released from their collars in the direction of the portal as a wall of humanity whose physical mass keeps the nasty gribblies from getting to our army for however long they last. (Since presumably all the stuff Chaos Warrior and above would be hanging out around the portal).
-[X] for however long they last the cannons have free reign to ruin Papa Nurgel's day. Namely by blowing up the portal and the Chaos gribblies wading through Flagellant.
-[X] this is an example of the inspiration for Ungol horse archers. (I don't even have to say anything about the Huzzars) As long as they have some distance or nearby Flagellant they can keep the Norscans busy until everything else has been killed. If things get too hot then they can slip in behind our lines with everything behind them completely incoherent.
-[X] if all else fails, the cannons miss, the ungols are overwhelmed, the flagellants are vaporized too early. Then the rest of our army, Knights, Ogres, and common swordsmen alike are to as turtles up as physically possible. Another wall, but of armor, pikes, and magic.
we're basically using all our strengths to delay, distract, and pin down Chaos while discouraging any bullshit cheating rituals by giving the Nugelites a long attritional battle at the end of the tunnel, and pissing off the Norscans by not dying.
All this leads to the Elves breaking out, throwing some magic while wearing fancy armor, and saving the day. Since that is basically the Elvish version of drinking beer.
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I would prefer to have those when we meet the main Nurgle army, though.
Massgamer
Advance toward the Future
- Location
- The Future
Same and Flagellants are terrible troops being weak in everything besides morale so they would die en mass against empowered chaos troops with very little gain.
- Location
- The Usual Room
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- He/Him
Closing (vote) time, one last call for alcohol...
jwolfe_beta
Semi Genre-Savvy Overlord
- Location
- Canada
Please, we're Ostland. There is never such a thing as a last drink.
bookwyrm
Doom of Public Libraries
- Location
- Wichita, Kansas
I believe the main army is going to be mostly bot-standard zombies and the "boss fight" of whatever ace in the hole Gruber has, since 'summon bigger fish' would be the Nurgel master plan. (Verses 'do you feel like a hero yet', 'Your wife is your sister', or 'I got a big ass sword') because A. All those juicy ritual sacrifices B. lol!Chaos/Norscan infighting C. The smaller armies that we fought and are fighting need tanks and commanders to be able to crush an imperial force. Ones that won't be in Gruber's mob of zombies. D. They're currently besieging a fortress and you don't need much more then unstoppable almost dead to siege one. And E. Gruber was a count- one that hid his true self from his peers for decades. And he can't shut up and stop being smug for five seconds whenever we are in hearing distance of a walker. When we didn't die in his 'master plan' he outright pouted. The man's as close to a super villain with a superiority complex as a Nugelite can get. He'll hate having anyone that could remotely challenge him in anything while he pulls the puppet strings and plays in his sand castle.
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Oh man, I just realized we're not in Ostland anymore. WHAT IF WE RUN OUT OF ALCOHOL?!