I take it the vampire was a blood dragon?
Warhammer Fantasy: A Dynasty of Dynamic Alcoholism
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A horse. The answer is a horse.
And regardless, the point is that Johanna has stories/contacts/situations that would have led to the Count having lots of new ideas for Diplomacy with places like Bretonnia/Tilea/Estalia/Dwarves/ and perhaps even Cathay.
As it is, Frederick barely thinks about those places at all.
*shrug*
But you get to be way more concerned with that big honking nation next to you what provides the first line of defense against huge hordes of nasties literally every year, which in the long run could be just as useful to help build up.
And regardless, the point is that Johanna has stories/contacts/situations that would have led to the Count having lots of new ideas for Diplomacy with places like Bretonnia/Tilea/Estalia/Dwarves/ and perhaps even Cathay.
As it is, Frederick barely thinks about those places at all.
*shrug*
But you get to be way more concerned with that big honking nation next to you what provides the first line of defense against huge hordes of nasties literally every year, which in the long run could be just as useful to help build up.
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You'd better duck.
Because I'm about to turn left and I don't want to gouge your eyes out and drink your agony as I turn away from you.
When you practically live forever you have to properly orchestrate your liver failure to coincide with the lung cancer capiche?
*Ignites pipe*
Why would I need to duck when my head reaches your hip and do hope your wearing protection. I an just right size to groin shot ya.
You're standing on a very large beer crate.
Couldn't find a soap box good enough to preach your love for Bugman's.
You...forgot? Well then, please, by all means.
Don't duck.
King Arthur
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Eh, I know knife ears is meant to be an insult, but I always knew the truth. Dwarves are so stupid they don't realize they're complimenting Elves.
I mean, they're saying Elves are so insanely badass they can kill people with just their ears. Meanwhile, a Dwarf would have a tough time killing anything if they didn't have centuries of time in advance to prepare the battlefield so their enemies could kill themself against their traps while they hide indoors for the next decade till the enemy gets bored and leaves.
I mean, they're saying Elves are so insanely badass they can kill people with just their ears. Meanwhile, a Dwarf would have a tough time killing anything if they didn't have centuries of time in advance to prepare the battlefield so their enemies could kill themself against their traps while they hide indoors for the next decade till the enemy gets bored and leaves.
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Dwarves don't need to waste personal time to fight enemies if they can't even get onto their front lawn their to busy building natural wonders and great cities for their people to live in.
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Dwarves strangle their foes with their prehensile beards.
And they say Elves are arrogant? I'd hardly call your brews 'natural wonders'.
Great cities? Well I'm sure your caves are marginally better than others. That doesn't make you any less of a troglodyte however.
A cave dweller is a cave dweller. Don't worry, I won't judge you.
You guys know it's that haughty attitude that led to the war of the beard/vengeance right? The war that broke BOTH races as a super power and saw the crown of the phoenix king lost to the dwarves?
You're enjoying taunting us with what could have been aren't you?
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I gotta get my kicks from somewhere.
On the Update, trying to do it, but motivation today has been low. I had a shitty day at school with a teacher that was furious at the class right before us. Not our fault, not even hers, but the idiots literally twenty minutes beforehand ruined the day for everyone.
So....yeah.
Well, everybody agreed that it was the Dwarves' fault anyway.
Everyone that mattered that is, so obviously only Elven opinions were taken into consideration.
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It was fucking Malekith's fault.
I thought that was due to Malekith's false flag operation and the elven king's idea to shave the beards of the dwarven emissaries that escalated it.
They're elves, even if they had balatant proof that Malekith was behind the whole thing, which he was, they still wouldn't apologize because the king at the time was everything that everyone hates about the elves taken up to eleven and nothing else.
Take your time Torr, we can wait until you get in a better writing mood.
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Nope. It was both their faults. The ones that didnt' want for the dipolmatic party to talk to the high elves and the retard who thought it was a good idea to shave a dwarfs beard.
Let us roleplay this for a bit okay?
Elves vs Dwarves? battle of wits? IC?
I'm having fun at least.
Elves vs Dwarves? battle of wits? IC?
I'm having fun at least.
Obviously it was the Dwarves' fault for being unable to spot even the basest of deceptions.
Nay, it was the Elves fault for slapping away the Dwarven attempt at keeping the peace. Given how long the Dwarves and the Elves coexisted, they should have known how much of a importance the Dwarves place on their beards.
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Oh I see so that mean ya can't even see your own troubles. Look at those dark elves. Now who did that come from again? Oh yes that bloody pounce brother of that daft king of yours.
Come let take this argument the proper way. Drinking contest follow by a bar brawl! It will put hair on that skinny body of ya snooty prick.
Come let take this argument the proper way. Drinking contest follow by a bar brawl! It will put hair on that skinny body of ya snooty prick.
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Probably, kind of forgot to add that bit about the dwarves having it and it not being completely lost.
Although considering how the dwarves deal with their grudges it may as well BE lost.
Ah, the old "long coexistence" argument. The Dwarf was so drunk he vomited over his own beard.
We have something called hygiene around here Dwarf. He should have stopped being so stubborn and washed himself like the civilized folk.
Drinking before fighting would be lowering myself to your level.
Although if it's a spar you want. We can settle it in the light of the next full moon while bards and minstrels play a suitable song for us to test our might.
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Eh, in OTL, before NAGASH!Interrupt, after the Everprincess was sent by Finubar to finally reopen relations between the Dorfs and Elves, there was a blurb about (IIRC) exchange of captured Dorf/Elven artifacts and items from the time of the War of the Beard.