Warhammer Fantasy: A Dynasty of Dynamic Alcoholism

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Xantalos said:
Look, if you guys want a fair and just ruling that fucks everyone over equally I've got Mazdamundi on speed dial.
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You might want to call him or Lord Kroak in. Along with a couple saurus. I asked for an ork among the possible problem solvers/bouncers and he's failing to do his job.

Ergo, time to bring in the people who can stop a fight for longer than ten seconds.
 
Flattened by said ork.

Crawled into a barrel of Bugman's Best XXXX to recover.

Edit. That's it for me. I'm off to attend cousin wedding.
 
"Yeh! ZOGG IZ DA STRONGEST!"

Xkeizer said:
You might want to call him or Lord Kroak in. Along with a couple saurus. I asked for an ork among the possible problem solvers/bouncers and he's failing to do his job.

Ergo, time to bring in the people who can stop a fight for longer than ten seconds.
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"Bringz em on, i needz a gud challenge!"
 
SneakyWalrus said:
Pretty funny seeing the Elves trying to throw shade at people.

At least everyone else's homeland isn't sinking. And the actually progessing, rather than clinging to past glories like children. And they didn't turn traitor and side with a tyrant who enslaves everyone else and has a mother who's lived for centuries by draining the blood of innocents.

Oh wait, that's the natural state of Elves, isn't it? Fucking up and then trying to fix their mistakes, all the while blaming everyone else.
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The main problem of the elves is that all other races, by comparison, breed like vermin.

Their homeland is sinking yes. Their fleet is still the best in the world.

Turning traitor and siding with a tyrant? yes, it took a combination of civil war and Dwarves to devastate the Elves. And it still devastated the Dwarves when they tried it.

When you're at the top of the world, the only direction left is down.

*On a boat to Saphery, sipping slightly soothing tea.*

Heh, Dwarves. So easy to provoke...
 
Qeqre said:
The main problem of the elves is that all other races, by comparison, breed like vermin.

Their homeland is sinking yes. Their fleet is still the best in the world.

Turning traitor and siding with a tyrant? yes, it took a combination of civil war and Dwarves to devastate the Elves. And it still devastated the Dwarves when they tried it.

When you're at the top of the world, the only direction left is down.

*On a boat to Saphery, sipping slightly soothing tea.*

Heh, Dwarves. So easy to provoke...
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One last thing. Prayed to dwarven ancestors about rat fink elf.

The boat the elf is on springs a leak.
 
Qeqre said:
The main problem of the elves is that all other races, by comparison, breed like vermin.

Their homeland is sinking yes. Their fleet is still the best in the world.

Turning traitor and siding with a tyrant? yes, it took a combination of civil war and Dwarves to devastate the Elves. And it still devastated the Dwarves when they tried it.

When you're at the top of the world, the only direction left is down.

*On a boat to Saphery, sipping slightly soothing tea.*

Heh, Dwarves. So easy to provoke...
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>Implying you ever reached the heights of the Lizardmen.
>Implying that the Elves ever matched the Lizardmen in any field, be it technology, magical efforts or otherwise
>Implying that the Lizardmen had to rely on a gimmick by their Gods to save them during a Chaos invasion instead of pure skill
>Implying you're not so savage that you can't even talk with beings beyond the world

Stay plebeian Warm-bloods.
 
A three shot twelve gauge and an 18 shot .38 caliber (or thereabouts, depending on which caliber was ordered) revolver that fires three shots at once are excellent deterrents of annoyances... *chuckles*
 
*Enters bar as giant Saurus* Be quiet you lot or I be tossssing you out, the hard way. *cracks knuckles while saying this*
 
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